Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde

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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde is a 2003 film about a lawyer who goes to Washington, D.C. to try to get a ban on animal testing.

Directed by Charles Herman-Wurmfeld. Based on the novel by Amanda Brown. Written by Kate Kondell.

Elle Woods[edit]

  • This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.
  • Oooooh! Nice briefcase!
  • I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!
  • Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.
  • I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.
  • So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!


  • Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!
  • Oh My God! You look like the Fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad!
  • Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!
  • Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!
  • Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense.

Representative Rudd[edit]

  • Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.
  • Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!


  • V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to.
  • Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace.
  • Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!
  • Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney.
  • Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.


Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?

Emmett: You fall asleep during the West Wing.
Elle: Yea, but have you seen what they're wearing?

Elle: Hello, Tom Brady's football team! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capitol Barbie.
Reena: She's so... shiny.

Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.

Congresswoman: [looking over her new hairdo] You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
Paulette: Thank you Ohio!

Paulette: Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked.
Serena: You didn't.
Paulette: I busted a window.

Elle (In a speech): Speak up, America!
Reena (watching Elle on TV): It's time for me to speak up! I think Timothy is smokin'! (jumps on Timothy and knocks him to the ground, kissing him)


  • Bigger. Bolder. Blonder
  • This summer. . . justice is blonde.
  • Join the party!


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