Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

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Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch is a 2005 direct-to-video animated film produced by DisneyToon Studios. It is a sequel to the 2002 film Lilo & Stitch.

Directed by Michael LaBash and Tony Leondis.  Written by Michael LaBash, Tony Leondis, Eddie Guzelian, and Alexa Junge.


  • [takes the camera out of the bag] Smile! [takes pictures of Lilo beating up Mertle]
  • [last words; to Lilo] Stitch sorry.
  • [as he comes back to life] Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy!

Lilo Pelekai[edit]

  • Next time, flush the evidence.
  • There's no way I can do this. Just because my mom was a great hula dancer doesn't mean I am. The only thing I know I inherited from her is, well, Nani. What if Mertle's right and everything I do is gonna be stinky? Maybe I'm just stinky, like cheese. But my mom was beautiful like an orchid and graceful like a wave. I'll never be like her.
  • Our mission is to go to these places, where the King will give us the idea for our hula.
  • What if I forget the moves and Mertle laughs at me? And I get mad and… and pound her?!
  • [holding Stitch's dead body in her lap] Stitch… I'm so sorry. I kept saying how I needed you. But you needed me more. [starts breaking down in tears of sorrow] You're my ohana, Stitch. And I'll always love you.
  • No more nightmares.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba[edit]

  • Get him into the fusion chamber before his energy runs out! It's your only chance!
  • [as he sees Stitch dead] We're too late.


Mertle: Hey, Lilo. Maybe your dog can take a picture of me when I win the competition.
Lilo: How do you know you're gonna win?
Mertle: I think it's pretty well known that I'm the best dancer in the seven-year-old division.
Lilo: I don't know. I think maybe I can win!
Mertle: Hello! You're a stinky dancer, and anything that you come up with is gonna be stinky. [Lilo growls agitatedly and starts to beat her up, but Stitch grabs her arm, holding her back] You'll never be like your mom. [Lilo and Stitch both gasp in shock of hearing that] Never.
Stitch: [as Lilo looks at him and let goes of her arm] Okay.
Lilo: [angrily starts to march over to Mertle, about to beat her up] That's it!
Stitch: [takes the camera out of the bag] Smile! [takes pictures of Lilo pulverizing Mertle by kicking and tossing her aside and accidentally takes a last picture of Kumu appearing, looking scared]
Kumu: [showing Nani the pictures] As you can see, there was a little disagreement… Again.
Nani: [unimpressed] Ai-ya.
Lilo: [to Stitch] Next time, flush the evidence.
[Stitch imitates a toilet flushing]

David Kawena: Knock, knock!
Nani: David!
David: How is everybody?
[David looks confused as he spots Jumba and Pleakley]
Nani: You remember Pleakley and Jumba, right?
David: Uhm...
Nani: [sotto, singsong voice] Say something.
David: Uhh… Nice hat.
Pleakley: Why thank you, David. See? Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!
Jumba: Pleakley wanted the truth!
Pleakley: What we want and what we need are two entirely different things. You know what they say, men are from mars and women are from venus though actually, in our case…

Jumba: And now, his circuits are going haywire!
Pleakley: [gasps] That's why he was freaking out in the house.
Jumba: He can't control it. If it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova!
Pleakley: Can you fix him?
Jumba: I must, or Stitch will shut down… for good.

Stitch: Leave me alone!
Lilo: [pointing her finger at Stitch] I'm not touching you.
Stitch: She's touching me. She's touching me!
Lilo: I'm not touching you.
Lilo: Not touching.
Stitch: TOUCHING ME!!!
Lilo: It's free air. Ew!

Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.
Stitch: [as he sniffs the bench] Oh, yeah. That's him.
[They sit on the bench]
Lilo: I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.

[Just as Jumba slowly reaches for the lever of the fusion chamber, Stitch's charge level flashes red]
Jumba: No!
Pleakley: What's happening?!
Jumba: Stitch's circuits are so about to blow! We have to get him into the fusion chamber now!

[As Stitch runs in the forest and glitches, he covers his eyes. Glimpses show Lilo, Nani, Jumba, Pleakley and David trying to find him]
Lilo: Stitch!
Nani: Stitch?
Pleakley: Oh, Stitch, where are you?
Jumba: Stitch! Stitch!
David: Hey, you there?

[David and Jumba meet Nani in the forest as they tried to find Stitch]
David: We looked everywhere!
Jumba: He only has a few minutes left.


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