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Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch is a 2005 direct-to-video animated film produced by DisneyToon Studios. It is a sequel to the 2002 film Lilo & Stitch.

Directed by Tony Leondis and Michael LaBash.  Written by Tony Leondis, Michael LaBash, Eddie Guzelian, and Alexa Junge.

Stitch

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  • No, Lilo. Too dangerous.
  • Stitch can never come back.
  • [last words; to Lilo] Stitch sorry.
  • [as he comes back to life] Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy!

Lilo Pelekai

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  • Next time, flush the evidence.
  • There's no way I can do this. Just because my mom was a great hula dancer doesn't mean I am. The only thing I know I inherited from her is, well, Nani. What if Mertle's right and everything I do is gonna be stinky? Maybe I'm just stinky, like cheese. But my mom was beautiful like an orchid and graceful like a wave. I'll never be like her.
  • I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.
  • Our mission is to go to these places, where the King will give us the idea for our hula.
  • I know it's hard to keep the faith sometimes, but if you don't give up on Elvis, Elvis won't give up on you.
  • What if I forget the moves and Mertle laughs at me? And I get mad and… and pound her?!
  • If you promise to be good, I'll give you one more chance. But I want you to promise.
  • [holding Stitch's dead body in her lap] Stitch… I'm so sorry. I kept saying how I needed you. But you needed me more. [takes her flower off her head and puts it in Stitch's hands; starts breaking down in tears of grief] You're my ohana, Stitch. [hugs his body tightly] And I'll always love you. [sobs over his loss]
  • No more nightmares.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba

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  • [as the computer analyzes Stitch's fur sample, showing his circuits lowering down] THOSE IDIOT POLICE! I hoped this day would never come.
  • [as he's arrested and taken away] What will become of my little monstrosity?!
  • Get him into the fusion chamber before his energy runs out! It's your only chance!
  • [as he sees Stitch dead; frowning in sorrow] We're too late…

Dialogue

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Mertle: Hey, Lilo. Maybe your dog can take a picture of me when I win the competition.
Lilo: How do you know you're gonna win?
Mertle: I think it's pretty well known that I'm the best dancer in the seven-year-old division.
Lilo: I don't know. I think maybe I can win!
Mertle: Hello! You're a stinky dancer, and anything that you come up with is gonna be stinky. [Lilo growls agitatedly and starts to beat her up, but Stitch grabs her arm, holding her back] You'll never be like your mom. [Lilo and Stitch both gasp in shock over hearing that] Never.
Stitch: [as Lilo looks at him and let goes of her arm] Okay.
Lilo: [angrily charges at Mertle, preparing to beat her up] That's it!
Stitch: [takes the camera out of the bag] Smile! [takes pictures of Lilo leaping at Mertle, kicking and tossing her aside, takes a selfie of himself with the girls' fighting, and accidentally takes the last picture of Moses (Kumu) appearing]
[At the house, Lilo and Stitch have been escorted home while Moses (Kumu) tells Nani about everything that happened]
Moses/Kumu: As you can see, there was a little disagreement… Again.
Nani: [looking through the pictures] Ai-ya.
Lilo: [to Stitch; reminding] Next time, flush the evidence.
[Stitch imitates a toilet flushing]
David: Knock, knock!
Nani: David!
David: How is everybody?
[David looks confused as he spots Jumba and Pleakley]
Nani: You remember Pleakley and Jumba, right?
David: Uhm...
Nani: [sotto, singsong voice] Say something.
David: Uhh… Nice hat.
Pleakley: Why thank you, David. See? Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!
Jumba: Pleakley wanted the truth!
Pleakley: What we want and what we need are two entirely different things. You know what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus though actually, in our case…
[Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley, and David are all in the living room watching a sci-fi movie during a family fun night and Nani enters with a tray of snacks]
Nani: Is everyone having fun? [Everyone responds in agreement] Great! I made sci-fi snacks to put us in the mood.
Stitch: Oh, yummy!
Nani: We have deep-fried Martian cockroach. [slurps and eats the whole thing] Mmm, delicious!
Pleakley: I think I'm gonna throw up.
Jumba: Ew, I think someone did.
David: [takes out an eyeball dumpling] Uh, Nani, what are these?
Nani: Alien eyeball dumplings. Mmm!
Pleakley: What kind of sick joke is this?
Jumba: Don't be making her mad. Eat it! [forces the the eyeball dumpling into Pleakley's mouth]
Pleakley: [choking] It's good.
Stitch: [scarfing down on a bowl of dip and takes a deep-fried cockroach out of his mouth, attempting to cheer Lilo up] Cockroach?
Lilo: [depressed] I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.
Nani: Aw, honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on, let's watch the movie.
David: Nani, I think you did a great job with family… [he notices that she has fallen asleep] night.
Jumba: And now, his circuits are going haywire!
Pleakley: [gasps] That's why he was freaking out in the house.
Jumba: He can't control it. If it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova!
Pleakley: Can you… can you fix him?
Jumba: I must, or my little Stitch will shut down… for good.
Stitch: Leave me alone!
Lilo: [pointing her finger at Stitch] I'm not touching you.
Stitch: She's touching me. She's touching me!
Lilo: I'm not touching you.
Stitch: AH, YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!!
Lilo: Not touching.
Stitch: TOUCHING ME!!!
Lilo: It's free air. Ew!
Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.
Stitch: [as he sniffs the bench] Oh, yeah. That's him.
[They sit on the bench]
Lilo: I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.
[Just as Jumba slowly reaches for the lever of the fusion chamber, Stitch's charge level flashes red]
Jumba: No!
Pleakley: What's happening?!
Jumba: Stitch's circuits are so about to blow! We have to get him into the fusion chamber now!
[As Stitch runs in the forest and glitches, he covers his eyes. Glimpses show Lilo, Nani, Jumba, Pleakley and David trying to find him]
Lilo: Stitch!
Nani: Stitch?
Pleakley: Oh, Stitch, where are you?
Jumba: Stitch! Stitch!
David: Hey, you there?
[Lilo climbs up the treehouse, thinking she heard Stitch, but finds Nani instead; Nani shows her the chart of Stitch with a red X marked across it]
Lilo: [gasps in horror] No.
Nani: Hey. We'll find him.
[David and Jumba meet Nani in the forest as they tried to find Stitch]
David: We looked everywhere!
Jumba: He only has a few minutes left.
Nani: [to Lilo] Mom would be so proud of you.

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