Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch is a 2005 direct-to-video animated film produced by DisneyToon Studios. It is a sequel to the 2002 film Lilo & Stitch.
- Directed by Tony Leondis and Michael LaBash. Written by Tony Leondis, Michael LaBash, Eddie Guzelian, and Alexa Junge.
Stitch
[edit]- No, Lilo. Too dangerous.
- [Lilo: Stitch, can you hear me? I need you. Please come back.] Stitch can never come back.
- [last words; to Lilo] Stitch sorry.
- [as he comes back to life] Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy! [Lilo: Stitch!] Stitch okay now? [Lilo: No more nightmares.]
Lilo Pelekai
[edit]- [whispering to Stitch, reminding him to never take pictures of her fight with Mertle again] Next time, flush the evidence.
- There's no way I can do this. Just because my mom was a great hula dancer doesn't mean I am. The only thing I know I inherited from her is, well, Nani. What if Mertle's right and everything I do is gonna be stinky? Maybe I'm just stinky, like cheese. But my mom was beautiful like an orchid and graceful like a wave. I'll never be like her.
- [Stitch: Cockroach?] I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less. [Nani: Honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on, let's watch the movie.]
- When Elvis was in the army, he got things done. Here's a map that shows every place Elvis went to in Kauai. Our mission: is to go to these places, where the King will give us the idea for our hula.
- I know it's hard to keep the faith sometimes, but if you don't give up on Elvis, Elvis won't give up on you.
- [Moses/Kumu: Okay, girls, this is your last rehearsal before tomorrow's competition.] What if I forget the moves and Mertle laughs at me? And I get mad and pound her?! You gotta help me, Stitch. I need you. [Stitch: We do together.]
- [Stitch: Stitch sorry.] We said we were gonna be good. I needed you, Stitch. [Stitch: Stitch good again.] If you promise to be good, I'll give you one more chance. But I want you to promise. [Stitch: Oh, yeah.] You get the costumes, and I'll get the record player.
- [holding Stitch's dead body in her lap] Stitch… I'm so sorry. I kept saying how I needed you. But you needed me more. [takes her flower off her head and puts it in Stitch's hands; starts breaking down in tears of grief] You're my ohana, Stitch. [hugs his body tightly] And I'll always love you. [breaks down crying and sobbing over his loss]
- [Stitch: Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy!] Stitch! [Stitch: Stitch okay now?] No more nightmares.
Dr. Jumba Jookiba
[edit]- Now we shall see. [As the computer analyzes Stitch's fur sample, showing his circuits lowering down] THOSE IDIOT POLICE! I hoped this day would never come. [Pleakley: What are you talking about? What is wrong with Stitch?] During his creation, Stitch was never fully charged.
- [Gator Guard: Open up! Intergalactic Police!] Is nobody home. Check is in mail. I'm in the tub. [Gator Guard: You are under arrest for illegal genetic experimentation.] You idiots, you will ruin everything. No. [Gator Guard: Yeah. Tell it to the Council. You two, get the evidence.] Stop. His molecules aren't fully charged. No, no! No! [Computer: Warning. Warning. Electromagnetic bonding incomplete.] No, no, there's no telling what will happen. Let me go. No! What will become of my little monstrosity?! [Gets arrested and taken away by Gator Guard]
- Get him into the fusion chamber before his energy runs out! It's your only chance!
- [as he sees Stitch dead; frowning in sorrow] We're too late.
Dialogue
[edit]- Mertle: Hey, Lilo. Maybe your dog can take a picture of me when I win the competition.
- Lilo: How do you know you're gonna win?
- Mertle: I think it's pretty well known that I'm the best dancer in the seven-year-old division.
- Lilo: I don't know. I think maybe I can win!
- Mertle: Hello! You're a stinky dancer, and anything that you come up with is gonna be stinky. [Lilo growls agitatedly and starts to beat her up, but Stitch grabs her arm, holding her back] You'll never be like your mom. [Lilo and Stitch gasp in shock over hearing that] Never.
- Stitch: [as Lilo looks at him and let goes of her arm] Okay.
- Lilo: [angrily charges at Mertle, preparing to beat her up] That's it!
- Stitch: [takes the camera out of the bag] Smile! [takes pictures of Lilo leaping at Mertle, kicking her and tossing her aside, takes a selfie of himself with the girls' fighting, and accidentally takes the last picture of Moses/Kumu appearing]
- [Lilo and Stitch have been escorted home by Moses/Kumu and he tells Nani everything that happened]
- Moses/Kumu: As you can see, there was a little disagreement… again.
- Nani: [looking through the pictures] Aye, ya.
- Lilo: [to Stitch; reminding] Next time, flush the evidence. [Stitch imitates a toilet flushing]
- David: Knock, knock!
- Nani: David!
- David: How is everybody?
- [David looks confused as he spots Jumba and Pleakley]
- Nani: You remember my Auntie Pleakley and Uncle Jumba, right?
- David: Uhm...
- Nani: [sotto, singsong voice] Say something.
- David: Uhh… Nice hat.
- Pleakley: Why, thank you, David. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!
- Jumba: Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth!
- Pleakley: What we want and what we need are entirely different things. It's true what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
- David: Nani.
- Nani: Yeah?
- David: You've been stressing so I got movie tickets.
- Nani: Movie? David, I would love to, really, but I'm gonna have to rain check.
- David: That's okay. I understand.
- Nani: Great. Thanks for understanding.
- [Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley and David are all in the living room watching a sci-fi movie during a family fun night when Nani enters with a tray of snacks]
- Nani: Is everyone having fun? [Everyone responds in agreement] Great! I made sci-fi snacks to put us in the mood.
- Stitch: Oh, yummy!
- Nani: We have deep-fried Martian cockroach. [slurps and eats the whole thing] Mmm, delicious!
- Pleakley: I think I'm gonna throw up.
- Jumba: Ew, I think someone did.
- David: [takes out an eyeball dumpling] Uh, Nani, what are these?
- Nani: Alien eyeball dumplings. Mmm!
- Pleakley: What kind of sick joke is this?
- Jumba: Don't be making her mad. Eat it! [forces the the eyeball dumpling into Pleakley's mouth]
- Pleakley: [choking] It's good.
- Stitch: [scarfing down on a bowl of dip and takes a deep-fried cockroach out of his mouth, attempting to cheer Lilo up] Cockroach?
- Lilo: [depressed] I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.
- Nani: Aw, honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on, let's watch the movie.
- Pleakley: It's a bit redundant, don't ya think?
- Jumba: I'm trying to watch movie. It's so beautiful.
- David: Nani, I think you did a great job with family night. [he notices that she has fallen asleep]
- Pleakley: I know what your problem is.
- David: What?
- Pleakley: I'm sorry to break it to you, but your relationship has fizzled.
- David: We've been only going out for three weeks.
- Pleakley: A fizzle is a fizzle. According to this, comfort plus time equals boring.
- David: I think she's just tired.
- Pleakley: Tired, or tired of you? I wanted to dance at your wedding, but... Fine.
- Gator Guard: Open up! Intergalactic Police!
- Jumba: Is nobody home. Check is in mail. I'm in the tub.
- Gator Guard: You are under arrest for illegal genetic experimentation.
- Jumba: You idiots, you will ruin everything. No.
- Gator Guard: Yeah. Tell it to the Council. You two, get the evidence.
- Jumba: Stop. His molecules aren't fully charged. No, no! No!
- Computer: Warning. Warning. Electromagnetic bonding incomplete.
- Jumba: No, no, there's no telling what will happen. Let me go. No! What will become of my little monstrosity? [After the flashback] And now, his circuits are going haywire!
- Pleakley: [gasps] That's why he was freaking out in the house.
- Jumba: He can't control it. If it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova!
- Pleakley: Can you fix him?
- Jumba: I must, or my little Stitch will shut down for good.
- Stitch: Leave me alone!
- Lilo: [pointing her finger at Stitch] I'm not touching you.
- Stitch: She's touching me. She's touching me!
- Lilo: I'm not touching you.
- Stitch: AH, YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!!
- Lilo: Not touching.
- Stitch: TOUCHING ME!!!
- Lilo: It's free air. [Stitch licks her]
- Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.
- Stitch: [as he sniffs the bench] Oh, yeah. That's him.
- [They sit on the bench]
- Lilo: I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.
- Stitch: Yes.
- Lilo: Okay, Elvis. We're ready to receive a great idea for our hula.
- [Just as Jumba slowly reaches for the lever of the fusion chamber, Stitch's charge level flashes red]
- Jumba: No!
- Pleakley: What's happening?!
- Jumba: Stitch's circuits are about to blow! We have to get him into the fusion chamber now!
- Pleakley: Shouldn't we test it?
- Jumba: There isn't time.
- Lilo: Stitch, come back! Have you seen Stitch?
- Jumba: We thought he was with you.
- Nani: Lilo, baby, what happened?
- Lilo: Something's wrong with Stitch.
- Jumba: He's malfunctioning. And if we don't find him soon...
- [As Stitch runs in the forest and glitches, he covers his eyes. Glimpses show Lilo, Nani, Jumba, Pleakley and David trying to find him]
- Lilo: Stitch!
- Nani: Stitch?
- Pleakley: Oh, Stitch, where are you?
- Jumba: Stitch! Stitch!
- David: Hey, you there, brudda, brudda?
- Lilo: Stitch! [Lilo climbs up the treehouse, thinking she heard Stitch, but finds Nani instead; Nani shows her the chart of Stitch with a red X marked across it. Lilo gasps in horror; devastated] No.
- Nani: Hey. We'll find him.
- [David and Jumba meet Nani in the forest as they tried to find Stitch]
- David: We looked everywhere!
- Jumba: He only has a few minutes left.
- Nani: [to Lilo] Mom would be so proud of you.
Cast
[edit]- Chris Sanders — Stitch
- Dakota Fanning — Lilo Pelekai
- Tia Carrere — Nani Pelekai
- David Ogden Stiers — Dr. Jumba Jookiba
- Kevin McDonald — Agent Wendy Pleakley
- Kunewa Mook — Moses Puloki (credited as "Kumu")
- Jason Scott Lee — David Kawena
External Links
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| Feature films | Lilo & Stitch (2002) · Lilo & Stitch 2 (2005) · Lilo & Stitch (2025) |
| Television films | Stitch! The Movie (2003) · Leroy & Stitch (2006) |
| Television series | Lilo & Stitch: The Series (2003–2006) · Stitch! (2008-2015) |
Categories:
- 2005 films
- 2000s American animated films
- Traditionally animated films
- American children's animated comic science fiction films
- Direct-to-video films
- Lilo & Stitch
- American sequel films
- Animated films set in Hawaii
- Films about children
- Films directed by Tony Leondis
- The Walt Disney Company
- Animated buddy films
- 2000s English-language films