Lilo & Stitch

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Lilo & Stitch is a 2002 American animated comedy-drama adventure film released by Walt Disney Pictures on June 21, 2002, about a Hawaiian girl who adopts an unusual pet who is actually a notorious extraterrestrial fugitive from the law. Home Video was released on December 1 and 3, 2002.


Written and directed by Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois.

Dialogue[edit]

[In Jumba's cell after Stitch has escaped]
Jumba: [chuckles] He got away?
Grand Councilwoman: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba: I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman: Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.
Jumba: What, me?
Grand Councilwoman: And to reward you, we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
Jumba: [sighs] 6-2-6 will not come easily... Maybe direct hit from plasma-cannon might stun him long enough to--
Grand Councilwoman: [interrupting, exasperated] Plasma-cannon granted. Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba?
Jumba: [grunts and nods]
Pleakley: B-b-but it's a delicate planet! Who's going to control him?
Grand Councilwoman: You will. [leaves]
Pleakley: Very good, your highness. I... I didn’t quite. Uh, you’re not joking.
Jumba: So, tell me my little one eyed one on what poor pitiful defenseless planet, has very monstrosity been unleashed?

[After Lilo shows up to hula dance class late, soaking wet, Mertle, Elena, Teresa and Yuki slip in the puddles, one by one.]
Moses Puloki: Stop, stop. Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day.
[Moses looks confused]
Lilo: [sighs] Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Moses: [still confused] Pudge is a fish?
Lilo: [continues] And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [Whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Moses: Fish?
Lilo: It's fish! If I gave pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store, and get peanut butter, 'cause all we have is...is... is stinkin' tuna!
Moses: Lilo, Lilo. Why is this so important?
Lilo: [seriously] Pudge controls the weather.
[Everyone exchanges surprised looks]
Myrtle: You're crazy.
Moses: [Lilo furiously starts jumping on Myrtle, angrily punching her in the face and kicking her, then the other girls gather around screaming and Puloki picks up Lilo.] Please! Please! Everybody calm down! [Myrtle cries] Girls... [recites "It doesn't matter" in Hawaiian] Shh. Don't cry, Myrtle. Lilo...
Lilo: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Moses: Maybe we should call your sister.
Lilo: No! I'll be good! I want to dance. I practiced. I just want to dance. I practiced.
[Pause]
Mertle: Ooh, she bit me.
Elena, Teresa, and Yuki: Eww!

Nani: Why didn't you wait at the school?! You were supposed to wait to there! Lilo! Do you not understand?! Do you want to be taken away?! Answer me!
Lilo: No!
Nani: No, you don't understand?!
Lilo: No!!
Nani: "No" what?!
Lilo: NO!! [hits the floor]
Nani: [groans] You're such a pain!
Lilo: So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?!
Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
Lilo: Go ahead! Then you'll be happy! Because it'll be smarter than me, too!
Nani: And quieter!
Lilo: You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky like you! [enters her bedroom and shuts the door]
Nani: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Lilo: [opens door] I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM! [shuts the door]
[both sisters scream into their pillows]

[later]

Nani: Hey, I brought you some pizza. In case you’re hungry.
Lilo: We’re a broken family, aren’t we.
Nani: No. Maybe a little.

Lilo: [trying to push Nani out of her room] Can't you go any faster?!
Nani: [leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No, it's not!
Nani: Is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday. [falls on top of Lilo]
Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?! [shuts the door on her sister's head]

[Nani and Lilo are at an animal shelter looking for a pet dog.]
Nani: [to shelter worker] We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something... sturdy, you know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No, we have a dog door. We are getting a dog.
[Stitch sneaks out of the shelter, ducked from aiming plasma gun]
Jumba: Haha! So nice to see your pretty face again!
Stitch: Jumba?

[Lilo comes back to the lobby with Stitch]
Shelter Worker: Oh, yes, all our dogs are adoptable... [jumps, startled] Except that one! [runs and takes Stitch away from Lilo as Nani pulls Lilo away from Stitch]
Nani: What is that thing?
Shelter Worker: A dog...I think, but it was dead this morning.
Nani: It was dead this morning?!
Shelter Worker: Well, we thought it was dead; it was hit by a truck!
Lilo: I like him! Come here, boy.
[Stitch forcefully, against the shelter worker's grip, walks himself forward to get to Lilo as she so called him to her, climbing up onto Nani and Lilo's laps]
Nani: [screams and pushes Stitch away from her and Lilo; she composes herself and asks] Wouldn't you like a different dog?
Shelter Worker: [a bit breathless] We have better dogs, dear.
Lilo: Not better than him! He can talk. Say hello.
Stitch: He... Hel...
Shelter Worker: Dogs can't talk, dear.
Stitch: [narrows his eyes and bares his teeth in frustration]
Lilo: He did.
Nani: Does it have to be this dog?
Stitch: [pants a few times before lolling his tongue out, sticking it up his nose and pulling out a big green bogie, eating it, smacking his lips]
Lilo: Yes. He's good. I can tell.
Shelter Worker: [filling out paperwork at the front desk] You'll have to think of a name for him.
Lilo: His name is... Stitch.
Shelter Worker: That's not a real name. [Nani shakes her head quickly and waves her hand as if saying 'No! Don't say that!'] ...in...Iceland. But here it's a good name. Stitch, it is. And there's a $2.00 license fee.
Lilo: I want to buy him! [whispers] Can I borrow $2?
Nani: [with a semi-irritated look, Nani takes the money from the shelter worker and hands it to Lilo. Lilo then taps the money on her shoulder and hands it back to her, handing it to the shelter worker]
Shelter Worker: [stamps the adoption papers and hands the paper to Lilo with a friendly smile] He's all yours.

Lilo: Don't leave me, okay?
Stitch: Okay.

Grand Councilwoman: You?! You're the cause of all this! If it wasn't for your Experiment 6-2-6, none of this-
Stitch: [interrupting] Stitch!
Grand Councilwoman: What?
Stitch: My name Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: Stitch, then. If it wasn't for Stitch- [realizes what just happened, turns back to Stitch]
Stitch: Does Stitch have to go in the ship?
Grand Councilwoman: [shocked, hesitant] ...Yes.
Stitch: Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes.
Stitch: Thank you. [walks over to Nani and Lilo]
Grand Councilwoman: [looks at Nani and Lilo] Who are you?
Stitch: This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.

Cobra Bubbles: [whispering] Lilo. Didn't you find that thing at a shelter?
Lilo: Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.
Cobra Bubbles: Aliens are all about rules.
Great Councilwoman: You look familiar.
Cobra Bubbles: CIA. Roswell. 1973.
Great Councilwoman: Ah, yes. You had hair then.

[Stitch grabs Jumba's plasma gun, but Jumba plugs it with a carrot]
Jumba: You shouldn't play with guns.
Stitch: [giving it to him] Oh, okay.
Jumba: Thank you. [hears the gun beeping, realizes it's overloading and throws it back to Stitch] Oh, uh, I just remembered - it's your birthday! Happy birthday!
Stitch: [throws it to him] Err, Merry Christmas!
Jumba: [throws it back] It's not Christmas!
Stitch: [throws it back] Happy Hanukah!
[as Jumba and Stitch play hot potato with the overloading gun, Pleakley grabs Lilo and runs out of the house]
Jumba: [in background, overlapped by Lilo] It's not Hanukah!
Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?!
Pleakley: Trust me, this is not gonna end well!
[back to Jumba and Stitch]
Jumba: One potato!
Stitch: Two potato!
Jumba: Three potato!
Stitch: Four!
Jumba: Five potato!
Stitch: Six potato!
Jumba: Seven potato, more!
Stitch: My...
Jumba: mother...
Stitch: told...
Jumba: me...
Stitch: YOU...
Jumba: ARE...
Stitch: It.
Jumba: HA! I win!
[the gun explodes; destroying Lilo's house]

Taglines[edit]

  • There's one in every family.
  • His name is Stitch.
  • Meet Stitch. This Summer, He's Coming to OUR Planet.
  • He's coming to our galaxy.
  • On June 21, The tradition is under attack.
  • May the Stitch be with you.

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