Lilo & Stitch

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Lilo & Stitch is a 2002 American animated comedy-drama adventure film released by Walt Disney Pictures on June 21, 2002. about a Hawaiian girl who adopts an unusual pet who is actually a notorious extraterrestrial fugitive from the law. It is a sequel to Treasure Planet.

It was released on DVD and VHS on December 3, 2002. A DVD version of the film was later re-released on March 24, 2009. Along with Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch, the film was released in a 2-Movie Collection on Blu-ray on June 11, 2013.

Written and directed by Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois.
There's one in every family.(taglines)

Stitch[edit]

  • Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.
  • L-lost... [looks sadly at the forest around him] I'm lost.
  • [crashes through the wall and picks up a Volkswagen] Blue punch buggy! [car hits Jumba] No punch-back!
  • This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.
  • Also cute and fluffy!
  • The 13th Amendment should be abolished.
  • Aloha!
  • Big Red Battleship! BRB!
  • Wakka Chakka!
  • Meega nala kweesta
  • yu porma dissy

Lilo Pelekai[edit]

  • Leave me alone to die.
  • My friends need to be punished.
  • Hello? Hello?! Are there any "aminals" in here?
  • This is you, and this is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size.
  • Be careful of the little angel.
  • [Nani is trying to take Stitch back to the shelter] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about Ohana?!
  • [Stitch looks at a picture of Lilo, Nani, and their parents and he tries to touch it, and Lilo scolded him] Be careful of that! [Lilo snatched the picture from him] You don't touch this. Don't ever touch it.
  • [Stitch is tearing one of her paintings] No, that's from my blue period!
  • [Stitch is looking at a picture of Lilo, Nani, and their parents] That's us, before... It was rainy one night, and they went for a drive. [Stitch looks sadly at Lilo and then the photo] What happened to yours? [Stitch looks surprised] I hear you cry at night. Do you dream of them?
  • [Stitch is running away] "Ohana" means "family". "Family" means nobody gets left behind. But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though. [looking at the picture of her deceased parents] I remember everyone that leaves.
  • [on the phone] Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house!
  • They want my dog!
  • Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.
  • Don't leave me, okay?
  • I'm already in my room!

Nani Pelekai[edit]

  • Look at him, Lilo. He's obviously mutated from something else! We have to take it back!
  • No! You can't take her! I'm the only one who understands her! If you take her away, she won't stand a chance!
  • Hey! Watch where you’re going! Stupid head!
  • It's not an angel, Lilo. I don't even think it's a dog.
  • Haha whats rule 34?
  • [talking to David on the phone] I think it might be a koala. An evil koala. I can't even pet it, it keeps staring at me like it's gonna eat me!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba[edit]

  • Created something? Ha! But that would be irresponsible! And unethical! I would never, ever... [Stitch is revealed] make more than one.
  • So, tell me, my little one-eyed one - on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?
  • Using that little girl for a shield! This is low even for you! [Stitch does a head-stand and starts wiggling his butt at him] Argh! I'll tear him apart with both my hands!
  • Don't run. Don't make me shoot you; you were expensive.
  • No, no, no, no, don't, don't run! Don't run!
  • Hiding behind your little friend won't work anymore! Didn't we tell you? We got fired this morning. New rules.
  • Running away? Here... let me stop you.
  • You always get in the way!
  • [to Stitch] You shouldn't play with guns.
  • Ugh! Little monster!
  • What? After all you put me through, You expect me to help you, just like tha? Just like that? Fine!
  • When you’re ready to give up, just let us know, ‘kay?

Agent Wendell Pleakley[edit]

  • Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we were using it build the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, is an endangered species!
  • [about his View-Master] Fascinating, isn't it? With this, I've been able to study.
  • [after the Grand Councilwoman asks who to capture Stitch] Does he have a brother? Close grandmother perhaps?
  • Oh, great. He's loose!
  • [as he notices a mosquito] A mosquito has chosen me as her perch! She's so... beautiful. Look, another one! And another one! [a swarm of mosquitoes land all over him] It's a whole flock, and they like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! Now, they're, um... They're... Ow!
  • [deleted scene, while on the Boeing] Yes. How many pieces are in the four-piece luggage set? I don't know, maybe the company is called Four Piece.

Cobra Bubbles[edit]

  • In case you're wondering, this did not go well. You have three days to change my mind. [door closes and Nani glares]
  • [Yelling to Nani over her destroyed house] Is this what she needs?!
  • Heard you lost your job.

Mertle Edmonds[edit]

  • You're crazy.
  • Apology not accepted. Now get out of my way before I run you over.
  • [Stitch takes the bike from her] Eww! Get away from me. I'm going to get a disease. [Stitch pushes her off the bike, gets on it, and takes Lilo with him] Waah, somebody do something!

Grand Councilwoman[edit]

  • [Original opening] Prepare yourselves. Three months ago, an unauthorized military experiment was uncovered in which a creature was modified at the genetic level. Open it. [tube opens] He is called Experiment 6-2-6. [Stitch snarls at the guards] Thoroughly unpleasant. His recent attack on the peaceful populace of the planet Piston is a mere addition to the nauseating list of mischief and hooliganism that has earned him the prestigious title of Public Nuisance Number One. Experiment 6-2-6, you have given no indication that you are anything but dangerous, but I can give you this one chance. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
  • [Referring to Jumba and Pleakley] Don't let those two on my ship.

Others[edit]

  • Capt. Gantu: [After being bitten by Stitch, a running gag] Does this look infected to you?
  • Mertle Edmonds: [After being bitten by Lilo, still a running gag] Does this look infected to you?
  • Timon from The Lion King: Hey! That's not Simba!
  • Belle from Beauty and the Beast: I'll be in my room. Get your own movie.
  • Ariel from The Little Mermaid: I was singing here.
  • Aladdin from Aladdin: Hey! ...Get your own movie.
  • Tourist (in a deleted scene): Hey! Speak English? Which way to the beach?
  • Kuzco from The Emperor's New Groove: Ya threw off my groove!

Dialogue[edit]

[Original opening]
Grand Councilwoman: Prepare yourselves. Three months ago, an unauthorized military experiment was uncovered in which a creature was modified at the genetic level. Open it. [tube opens] He is called Experiment 6-2-6. [Stitch snarls at the guards] Thoroughly unpleasant. His recent attack on the peaceful populace of the planet Piston is a mere addition to the nauseating list of mischief and hooliganism that has earned him the prestigious title of Public Nuisance Number One. Experiment 6-2-6, you have given no indication that you are anything but dangerous, but I can give you this one chance. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
Gantu: Answer, you piece of garbage!
Stitch: [clears throat] Meega nala kweesta! [I wanna destroy!]
Audience: [gasps]
Grand Councilwoman: So naughty!
Stitch: [laughs hysterically]
Grand Councilwoman: I herby sentence you to life imprisonment on a maximum security asteroid. Captain Gantu, take him away.
Gantu: With pleasure!

[Final cut opening]
Grand Councilwoman: Read the charges.
Gantu: Dr. Jumba Jookiba, lead scientist of Galaxy Defense Industries, you stand before this council, accused. Of illegal genetic experimentation! [a door opens revealing a spaceship]
Grand Councilwoman: How do you plead?
Jumba: Not guilty. My experiments are only theoretical completely within legal boundaries. [as he says this, the spaceship opens]
Grand Councilwoman: We believe you actually created something.
Jumba: Created something? Ha! But that would be irresponsible! And unethical! I would never, ever... [Stitch is revealed] make more than one.
Gantu: What is that monstrosity?
Jumba: Monstrosity?! What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call him Experiment 6-2-6. He is bullet-proof, fire-proof, and can think faster than supercomputer. He can see in the dark, and move objects three thousand times his size! His only instinct: to destroy everything he touches! [laughing maniacally]
Grand Councilwoman: So it is a monster.
Jumba: [nonchalantly] Hey, just a little one.
Gantu: It's an affront to nature! It must be destroyed!
Grand Councilwoman: Calm yourself, Captain Gantu. Perhaps it can be reasoned with. [to Stitch] Experiment 6-2-6, give us some sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
Stitch: [clears throat] Meega nala kweesta [I wanna destroy!]
Audience: [gasps]
Grand Councilwoman: So naughty!
Stitch: [laughs hysterically]
Jumba: I didn't teach him that!
Gantu: Place that idiot scientist under arrest!
Jumba: I prefer to be called evil genius!
Grand Councilwoman: And as for that abomination, it is the pure product of a deranged mind. It has no place with us. Captain Gantu, take him away.
Gantu: With pleasure!

[In Jumba's cell after Stitch has escaped]
Jumba: [chuckles] He got away?
Grand Councilwoman: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba: I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman: Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.
Jumba: What, me?
Grand Councilwoman: And to reward you, we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
Jumba: [sighs] 6-2-6 will not come easily... Maybe direct hit from plasma-cannon might stun him long enough to--
Grand Councilwoman: [interrupting, exasperated] Plasma-cannon granted. Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba?
Jumba: [grunts and nods]

[After Lilo shows up to hula dance class late, soaking wet, Mertle, Elena, Teresa and Yuki slip in the puddles, one by one.]
Moses Puloki: Stop, stop. Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day.
[Puloki looks confused]
Lilo: [sighs] Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Puloki: [still confused] Pudge is a fish...?!
Lilo: [continues] And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [Whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Puloki: Fish?
Lilo: It's fish If I gave pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store, and get peanut butter, 'cause all we have...is... [jumping frantically] is stinkin' tuna!
Puloki: Lilo, Lilo. Why is this so important?
Lilo: [seriously] Pudge controls the weather.
[Everyone exchanges puzzled looks]
Mertle: You're crazy.
[Lilo angrily attacks her; the other girls gather around Puloki as he picks up Lilo.]
Puloki: Please! PLEASE! Everybody calm down!
[Mertle starts crying]
Puloki: Girls... (speaking Hawaiian) Shh. Lilo...
Lilo: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Puloki: Maybe we should call your sister.
Lilo: No! I'll be good! I want to dance. I practiced. I just want to dance. I practiced.
[Pause]
Mertle: Ooh, she bit me.
Elena, Teresa and Yuki: Ewwwwwww!

Cobra Bubbles: [reaching down to shake hands with Lilo] Nice to meet you.
Lilo: [tilting her head as if to read something] Your knuckles say "Cobra." [Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand, his knuckles crack] "Cobra Bubbles." You don’t look like a social worker.
Cobra Bubbles: I’m a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra Bubbles: [frowning] We’re getting off the subject. Today let's talk about you. Are you...happy?
Lilo: [opens her mouth wide to show a fake smile, sounding slightly bored, speaking in response to Nani’s pantomiming behind Cobra] I’m adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And take long naps... [Nani clenches a fist in a "Doing well" sign] and get disciplined?
[Nani cringes]
Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
[Lilo continues, with Nani silently getting more and more frantic.]
Lilo: Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. [Nani places her head in her hands in despair] With bricks. [Nani looks up in horror]
Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: Uh-huh. In a pillowcase.
Nani: [clamps her hand over Lilo's mouth] Okay! That's enough sugar for you! [pushes Lilo in the direction out of the room and speaks through her clenched teeth] Why dontcha run along, ya little cutie? [nervously laughs, looking at Cobra Bubbles] The other social workers just thought she was a scream... Thirsty? [walks to the fridge awkwardly]

Nani: Why didn't you wait at the school?! You were supposed to wait there!
[Lilo struggles to break free] Lilo! Do you not understand?! Do you want to be taken away?! [short pause] Answer Me!
Lilo: No!
Nani: No, you don't understand?!
Lilo: No!
Nani: "No", WHAT!?!?
Lilo: NOOO! [drops to the floor and moans]
Nani: [groans in anger] Oh! You're such a pain!
Lilo: So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?!
Nani: At least a rabbit would behave BETTER THAN YOU!
Lilo: Go ahead! Then you'll be happy! Because it'll be smarter than me, too!
Nani: AAAAAND QUIETEEERRR!
Lilo: You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky like YOU! [enters her bedroom and slams the door]
Nani: [furiously screaming] GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Lilo: [furiously opens door, shouting] I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!! [furiously slams the door again]
[downstairs, Nani stomps into the living room, grabs a throw pillow off a chair, presses her face into it and shrieks with fury, then it cuts to Lilo upstairs, in her room, where she does the same thing. Lilo then passes out on her bed.]

Lilo: [trying to push Nani out of her room] Can't you go any faster?!
Nani: [leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No, it's not!
Nani: Is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday. [Accidentally falls on top of Lilo]
Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?! [angrily shuts the door, hitting Nani’s head]

[Nani and Lilo are at an animal shelter looking for a pet dog.]
Nani: [to shelter worker] We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something... sturdy, you know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No, we have a dog door. We are getting a dog.

[Lilo comes back to the lobby with Stitch]
Shelter Worker: Oh, yes, all our dogs are adoptable... [jumps, startled] Except that one! [runs and takes Stitch away from Lilo as Nani pulls Lilo away from Stitch]
Nani: What is that thing?
Shelter Worker: A dog...I think, but it was dead this morning.
Nani: It was dead this morning?!
Shelter Worker: Well, we thought it was dead; it was hit by a truck!
Lilo: I like him! Come here, boy.
[Stitch forcefully, against the shelter worker's grip, walks himself forward to get to Lilo as she so called him to her, climbing up onto Nani and Lilo's laps]
Nani: [screams and pushes Stitch away from her and Lilo; she composes herself and asks] Wouldn't you like a different dog?
Shelter Worker: [a bit breathless] We have better dogs, dear.
Lilo: Not better than him! He can talk. Say hello.
Stitch: He... Hel...
Shelter Worker: Dogs can't talk, dear.
Stitch: [narrows his eyes and bares his teeth in frustration]
Lilo: He did.
Nani: Does it have to be this dog?
Stitch: [pants a few times before lolling his tongue out, sticking it up his nose and pulling out a big green bogie, eating it, smacking his lips]
Lilo: Yes. He's good. I can tell.
Shelter Worker: [filling out paperwork at the front desk] You'll have to think of a name for him.
Lilo: His name is... Stitch.
Shelter Worker: That's not a real name. [Nani shakes her head quickly and waves her hand as if saying 'No! Don't say that!'] ...in...Iceland. But here it's a good name. Stitch, it is. And there's a $2.00 license fee.
Lilo: I want to buy him! [whispers] Can I borrow $2?
Nani: [with a semi-irritated look, Nani takes the money from the shelter worker and hands it to Lilo. Lilo then taps the money on her shoulder and hands it back to her, handing it to the shelter worker]
Shelter Worker: [stamps the adoption papers and hands the paper to Lilo with a friendly smile] He's all yours.

Lilo: My friends!
[Mertle and her friends run away from Lilo]
Mertle: What do you want?
Lilo: I'm sorry I bit you and pulled your hairband punched you in the face.
Mertle: Apology not accepted. Now get out of my way before I run you over. [starles]
Lilo: I got a new dog. His name is Stitch.
Mertle: That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw.
Kids: Yeeeeeah!
Mertle: Eww! Get it away from me! I'm gonna get a disease! [Stitch takes a bicycle from Her, Causing Her To Start Crying, Which Lilo Hops On With Stitch] Somebody do something!

Captain Gantu: Little savage! GET OFF MY SHIP! [Gantu's lasers point at Stitch and he falls down]

Lilo: Don't leave me, okay?
Stitch: Okay...

[Captain Gantu closes in on Stitch, who is on top of a tanker truck he drove into a volcano]
Captain Gantu: Abomination.
Stitch: Stupidhead. [He rips open the tanker, spilling gasoline into the magma; the resulting explosion launches him towards Gantu's ship] Yeehaw! [Crashes through the windshield into the cockpit] Aloha! [Laughs]
Captain Gantu: [Furiously trying to pound Stitch with his fist] You're vile! You're foul! You're flawed!
Stitch: [Grabs Gantu's hand...] Also cute and fluffy! [...and throws him through the windshield onto the wing of Jumba's ship below]

Grand Councilwoman: You? You're the cause of all this! If it wasn't for your Experiment 6-2-6, none of this-
Stitch: [interrupting] Stitch!
Grand Councilwoman: What?
Stitch: My name Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: Stitch, then. If it wasn't for Stitch- [realizes what just happened, turns back to Stitch]
Stitch: Does Stitch have to go in the ship?
Grand Councilwoman: [shocked, hesitant] ...Yes.
Stitch: Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes.
Stitch: Thank you. [walks over to Nani and Lilo]
Grand Councilwoman: [looks at Nani and Lilo] Who are you?
Stitch: This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.

Cobra Bubbles: [whispering] Lilo. Didn't you find that thing at a shelter?
Lilo: Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.
Cobra Bubbles: Aliens are all about rules.
Great Councilwoman: You look familiar.
Cobra Bubbles: CIA. Roswell. 1973.
Great Councilwoman: Ah, yes. You had hair then.

[Stitch grabs Jumba's plasma gun, but Jumba plugs it with a carrot]
Jumba: You shouldn't play with guns.
Stitch: [giving it to him] Oh, okay.
Jumba: Thank you. [hears the gun beeping, realizes it is about to overload and throws it back to Stitch] Oh, uh, I just remembered - it's your birthday! Happy birthday!
Stitch: [throwing it to him] Err, Merry Christmas!
Jumba: [throwing it to him] It's not Christmas!
Stitch: [throwing it to him] Happy Hanukah!
[as Jumba and Stitch play hot potato with the overloading gun, Pleakley grabs Lilo and runs out of the house]
Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?!
Jumba: [in background, overlapped by Lilo] It's not Hanukah!
Pleakley: Trust me, this is not gonna end well!
[back to Jumba and Stitch]
Jumba: One potato!
Stitch: Two potato!
Jumba: Three potato!
Stitch: Four!
Jumba: Five potato!
Stitch: Six potato!
Jumba: Seven potato, more!
Stitch: My...
Jumba: mother...
Stitch: told...
Jumba: me...
Stitch: you...
Jumba: are...
Stitch: It.
Jumba: Ha! I win!
[the gun explodes; destroying Lilo's house]

Taglines[edit]

  • There's one in every family.
  • His name is Stitch.
  • Meet Stitch. This Summer, He's Coming to OUR Planet.
  • He's coming to our galaxy.
  • On June 21, The tradition is under attack.
  • May the Stitch be with you.

Cast[edit]

See also[edit]

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