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Stitch! The Movie

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Stitch! The Movie is a 2003 American direct-to-video animated science-fiction film directed by Tony Craig and Roberts Gannaway and produced by Walt Disney Television Animation. It is a sequel to the 2002 film Lilo & Stitch and the pilot to Lilo & Stitch: The Series, which debuted the month after this film's release.

Note that in the below text, the numbers of Jumba's experiments are all officially written by The Walt Disney Company as whole numbers but are normally pronounced by digit. (e.g. "Experiment 626" should be read as "Experiment Six-Two-Six".)

Dialogue

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[First lines; Gantu walks into a large, windowed room in a spaceship with the stars of space visibly flying by outside. Dr. Jacques von Hämsterviel appears on an oval screen]
Dr. Hämsterviel: Please, come closer. [a spotlight shines on a red chair] Have a seat. [Gantu growls, then walks to the chair that's too small for him and sits on it] Tell me, what makes you think you're so qualified for this assignment?
Gantu: Well, my...previous occupation was captain of the Galactic Alliance. But um... [clears throat] After my last mission, I was uh...retired.
Hämsterviel: You let Experiment 626 escape.
Gantu: [angrily gets up and points at the screen with the chair stuck to his backside] It wasn't my fault! The little trog-!
Hämsterviel: Calm down! [the chair pops off Gantu and falls back on the floor] This job has absolutely nothing to do with 626.
Gantu: I know what the job is about, and I believe I know the location of the item you seek.
Hämsterviel: [getting excited] Where is it? Where?!
Gantu: A tiny planet in Gamma Quadrant. They call it...Earth.
[At Lahui Beach]
David: [after surfing in the waves, sees Nani grabbing the beach equipment] Hey, Nani, you need some help? Let me give you a hand.
Nani: [hands David the equipment] Where's Lilo?
David: She's not with you?
[Jumba and Pleakley, wearing early 20th century bathing clothes, arrive in Nani's red dune buggy]
Pleakley: Look! A parking space! [Jumba drives the buggy through a guardrail and crashes offscreen] WAAAAAAH!
[Jumba reverses the buggy back in frame and parks it, with Pleakley hanging over the windscreen]
Jumba: Ridiculous Earth vehicle! [he and Pleakley exit the buggy] Needs evil genius tune-up!
Pleakley: I am THRILLED! [happily spins on one of his three legs] My very first day at an Earth beach! I've been studying...mingling with locals. [faces forward and does a shaka sign] Hang loose!
[Cut to two women staring at Jumba and Pleakley in disbelief]
Woman: [rolls eyes and sighs] Whatever. [walks away with her friend]
[Cut back to Jumba and Pleakley]
Jumba: Are you sure wooly one-piece bathing suit is from proper century?
Pleakley: Absolutely. [pulls out a straw hat from behind Jumba] Now put on your hat. [puts hat on Jumba]
Nani: [walks up to Jumba and Pleakley] Hey, have you two seen Lilo?
Jumba: We thought the little girl was with you.
[Cut to Lilo]
Lilo: [to Stitch] Today, you'll take your rightful place as part of the Hawaiian community. Are you ready?
Stitch: [jumps behind the rock] Hajibah! [shows up in a hula skirt, grass hat, and sunglasses]
Lilo: Nice skirt, but you don't need to dress up. Just be yourself.
Stitch: [extends his lower pair of arms, antennae, and spines, appearing in his true alien form] Hiii.
Lilo: ...Maybe not that much yourself. [Stitch retracts his lower arms, antennae, and spines to appear as a "dog" again] Now, remember, in Hawaii everybody calls each other "cousin." Not because we're all related, because we're one big ohana, one happy family. [Stitch is nervous] You'll be fine. Just say, "Aloha, cousin." [Stitch walks on, but looks back] Go on.
Stitch: [walks over to the boy, who's playing sand castle] Aloha, cousin. [hugs the boy]
Boy: NOOOO!!! [runs off, knocking the sand castle over]
[Then Stitch sees the group playing volleyball]
Man 1: I got it!
[Then Stitch joins in, but accidentally pokes the volleyball with his claws]
Group: Huh?
[The volleyball deflates]
Stitch: [nervously] Heh. Aloha, cousin?
[Cut to the food table]
Man 2: [sniffs] Mmm. Smells good!
Moses: Okay. Who wants to slice the pineapple?
Stitch: [volunteers] Aggataga! [takes out the chainsaw, and crazily slices the whole table, causing everyone to run away in panic, knocking down the sign, burnt by fire]
Lilo: Oh, no.
Jumba: Not good.
David: Hey, that's my chainsaw.
[Stitch stops in realization, a few seconds before the table collapse, then gets up]
Man 3: That blue dude, he's, like, totally freaky.
Moses: I told Lilo, no pets.
[Lilo facepalms in embarrassment; Stitch walks away, dejected]
[Later at night, Stitch sadly looks at himself in the mirror]
Stitch: [trying to practice saying hi] Hi. Hello! [looks down sadly] Ohh.
Lilo: [arrives by the elevator] I brought ice cream.
Stitch: [climbs down] Ohh.
Lilo: It wasn't that bad. [sets the ice cream on the floor] After you left, I got to help put out the fire.
Stitch: Oh. No cousins.
Lilo: You're a part of our ohana now, but getting everybody else to like you is harder. Trust me. I know.
Stitch: I'm freaky.
Lilo: You're different. You're one of a kind, like...Frankenstein!
Stitch: Ohh. [face plants on the ice cream]
[Lilo looks down in sadness]
Nani: [to Pleakley] You sure you can watch Lilo for a couple of hours?
Pleakley: You two go, have a good time. Everything here is completely under control. [the food flames up; panicked] Aah!!! [closes the lid on the pot] Why, I'm even fixing my very first Earth dinner.
Nani: [looks at the can] You're fixing dog food.
Pleakley: I know. It makes its own gravy. [tastes of it] Mmm.
Nani: Here. Why don't you take this? [gives Pleakley some money]
Pleakley: Leafy greens?
Nani: No. It's money for pizza.
David: They deliver.
Pleakley: Really? Fascinating.
[David and Nani are walking out of the house]
David: Don't worry. They'll be fine.
Nani: [sighs] Yeah, I guess they're okay. But I think Pleakley tries on my clothes.
David: Ooh. [looks up, then continues to walk off]
[Pleakley watches from the window, looks around that no one's around, and gleefully runs off]
Jumba: [chuckles while working on an object] Insert tab "A" into chromosome "B."
Stitch: [opens the door from behind] Um, Jumba?
Jumba: [alarmed] Spies! [covers an object; turns aroun, but relieved] Oh, 626. What do you want? I'm busy doing genius work here.
Stitch: [sadly] Oh. Kanja-ooga.
Jumba: No cousins? Well, of course not. We are each one of a kind, you and I. Evil genius scientist and evil genius creation, all alone in infinite universe. Sure, you have maybe found tiny adopted Earth family, but we have no, as you say, cousins.
Stitch: [looks down] Oh. [hears a loud, rumbling engine] Huh?
Jumba: Huh? What is this?
[Lilo sees from the window in horror; the engine stops; the doorbell rings]
Pleakley: [comes out, wearing the wig and Nani's clothes] Must be the pizza. I'll get it! [walks up to the door, prepares himself, opens the door; looks up to see familiar figure holding a blaster; alarmed] GANTU!!! [slams the door, which caused the shade to roll upwards; pulls down the shade, and runs off]
[Gantu rings the doorbell again; offscreen]
Lilo: He's come back for Stitch! [Jumba is alarmed] Hurry. We can sneak out the back.
[Stitch follows; Jumba goes back into his room]
Pleakley: [without the wig] Jumba, where are you going?!
Jumba: I got to take care of thing.
Pleakley: [notices the container Jumba's holding] What is that?
Jumba: [looks at the container, then at Pleakley] What is what?
[The crash is heard; Lilo screams offscreen]
Pleakley: Huh?!
[Cut to the kitchen]
Lilo: [confronting Gantu] You can't have Stitch, you big dummy!
Stitch: [jiggling his own belly] Dinko te fabba!
Gantu: I'm not fat! And I'm not here for the failed experiment 626. [shoots the net at Stitch, covering him up]
Lilo: Stitch! [goes to help him]
Gantu: [to himself] Where's Jumba?
[Cut back to the bedroom]
Jumba: [hands the container to Pleakley] You must take this and hide.
Pleakley: [pushes it back] Oh, no. This is something bad...evil and bad!
Jumba: Take it!
Pleakley: No!
Jumba: Take it!
Pleakley: Evil!
Jumba: Take it!
Pleakley: No!
Jumba: Take it!
Pleakley: Bad!
They didn't notice that the blue pod falls out of the container; it reads "625"]
Jumba: Take it!
Pleakley: No!
Jumba: Take it!
Pleakley: Evil!
Jumba: Take it!
Pleakley: No!
Jumba Take: it!
Pleakley: Bad!
Gantu: [while searching around the house, he sees a drawing of himself through the window with the words labeled "Big Dummy"; annoyed] Very funny.
[Jumba has put Pleakley, along with the container, inside the chest box]
Jumba: Not to make a peep, my little one-eyed one, or entire galaxy is doomed.
Pleakley: But how am I supposed to breathe?!
[Jumba closes the box, and begins to knit]
Gantu: [rips the roof open] Jumba Jookiba.
Jumba: Gantu? Not seen long time!
Gantu: Where are they?
Jumba: They? Who they?
Gantu: The other six hundred and twenty-five experiments!
Jumba: [laughs] You must have me confused with other evil genius scientist.
Gantu: [finds a blue experiment pod with the numbers reading "625"] What have we here? [picks it up]
Jumba: Uh, is, uh...ping-pong ball. It's Earth sport. Like tennis, but tinier.
Gantu: [picks up Jumba by the head] You're a bad liar, Jumba! Where are the other experiment pods?!
Jumba: I never discuss scientific research with big dummies.
Gantu: Then perhaps you'll discuss it with your former partner, Dr. Hämsterviel.
Jumba: [shocked] Hämsterviel is...is alive?!
Gantu: And he wants his experiments back. [takes him to his ship]
Pleakley: [still in the chest box] Jumba? Help?
[Gantu prepares to take off in his ship, carrying the captured Jumba in the glass tube; Lilo and Stitch emerge from the back door]
Lilo: He's taking Jumba!
Stitch: [extends his extra arms, antenna, and spine] Ookata Jumba! [jumps onto the tub, trying to set Jumba free]
Gantu: [notices what's happening] What?
[The ship is about to take off; Gantu pulls the lever]
Lilo: NO!
[The ship takes off; leaving Stitch buried alive underground]
Stitch: [pops his head out; shakes his head; gasps] Jumba!
[Gantu's ship flies off]
Lilo: What are we going to do? [Stitch rolls himself into the forest] Where are you going? [follows him] Wait up! [Stitch rolls up to the red ship; gasps] Jumba and Pleakley's ship. [enters the cockpit, finding Stitch with the wires] Don't we need the keys?
Stitch: [connecting the wires] Kanjijibe. Zz-zzz! [turns on the engine]
[Jumba's ship rises, and takes off as Stitch laughs; "La Cucaracha" plays in the background]
[Both David and Nani are walking home after their dinner]
David: Thanks for the...Well, I guess it was a date. Was it?
Nani: We split the bill.
David: Yeah, but I paid the tip.
Nani: David, I'm not ready for a real date yet. Things are still kind of lolo around here.
David: Come on. How bad can it be?
Nani: [sees the damaged roof] Oh, no. [thunder claps; searching around the house] Lilo? [inside the elevator] Lilo!
David: [in the living room] Anybody here?
Nani: [outside the damaged backdoor] Lilo! [meets up with David] No sign of her.
David: Or Stitch or those other two.
Nani: You stay here in case anybody comes back. I'm going to go into town to look for them. [runs off]
David: I'm sure it's okay. She's probably just hanging out with her new friends.
[Cut to Jumba's ship in outer space]
Lilo: [from inside] Whoo-hoo! [cut to the cockpit] Do it again!
Stitch: Ha! Jumba! [flies towards Gantu 's ship]
Gantu: Computer, lock hyperdrive coordinates on- [sees the ship] Huh?
Stitch: Ha ha! [fires lasers]
Jumba: [nearly getting hit with lasers] Hey! Whoa! 626, please to be sharper with the shooting. [Gantu fires, but Stitch block it with explosion] Ha! Right up his after-burner.
Gantu: Damage?
Spaceship Computer: Engine one, 75% capacity. [laser hits] 50% capacity.
[While attempting to rescue Jumba and fighting Gantu, Stitch laughs while crazily driving Jumba's ship]
Lilo: [annoyed] You had coffee today, didn't you?
Stitch: Coconut cake and coffee!
Gantu: Activate boosters.
[The booster fires missiles at Jumba's ship]
Lilo: That way! That way!
[Stitch steers away from the missiles]
Gantu: Reroute engine power to rear cannon and lock on target.
Spaceship Computer: Target locked.
Gantu: Fire.
[The cannon fires, but Stitch steers away]
Lilo: Good steering.
Stitch: Mahalo. Aggataka! [but the cannon blasted the engine on Jumba's ship] Aah!
[Gantu chuckles triumphantly]
Lilo: [seeing the percentages dropping to red] We're losing all our power!
Gantu: My turn this time. [pulls the lever]
Spaceship Computer: Hyperdrive activated.
[Gantu jumps into hyperspace, carrying Jumba along]
Stitch: [worried] Jumba?
[The power waves from the hyperspace spreads on the ship, causing Lilo and Stitch to scream. Jumba's ship falls back to Kauai, but Stitch activates parachutes; the ship lands safely on the ground, as it started raining]
Lilo: [from inside] I think we're out of gas.
Stitch: [from inside] Ih.
[Static sparks a little]
[At the Pelekai house, David is watching a movie on TV]
Announcer: [in the movie] This is an emergency announcement...from Earth Central Command. Aliens from outer space have invaded Earth...and are kidnapping our most brilliant scientists...for unknown purposes.
[Both Lilo and Stitch entered the house, soaking wet from the rain. Stitch shakes the water off him as Lilo covers herself]
David: [noticed that they're home] Lilo, I knew you were okay. Hey, you're missing our favorite movie.
Lilo: Does Nani know I was out past my bedtime?
David: Yeah. She's out looking for you.

LILO: Jumba was kidnapped by Gantu. DAVID KAWENA: The big dummy? LILO: Yep. DAVID KAWENA: Aw, you and Stitch can handle him. LILO: Hey, where'd Stitch go? Stitch? Stitch? STITCH: Pleakley. PLEAKLEY: Oh, gosh. Oh, my. Breathing first, talking second. I'm ready now! Jumba! Gantu kidnapped Jumba! LILO: I know. PLEAKLEY: He was after this. Hey! STITCH: Ooh. CONTAINER: Container ready Select experiment. LILO: What is it? PLEAKLEY: It's some of Jumba's evil science. STITCH: Ohh. PLEAKLEY: Look at that. It's more illegal genetic experiments! LILO: You mean there are more besides Stitch? PLEAKLEY: Well, Stitch is number 626. These must be the other 625! LILO: They don't look like him. PLEAKLEY: They've obviously been dehydrated for transport. LILO: How do they work? PLEAKLEY: Well, I'm no evil genius but I'd say if any of these pods get wet they would instantly rehydrate into one of the 625 prototype Stitch experiments each with its own unique and highly destructive capability! But I'm just guessing. LILO: With more Stitches, I bet we could rescue Jumba. We could activate one and go back into space... PLEAKLEY: Hold it! Hold everything! These experiments are highly unstable and very dangerous. We're gonna keep these locked up Safe and dry And as for you two, you must never repeat, never open that container. If those pods were to get wet it could create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic! Got it? LILO: Got it. STITCH: Smish!

NANI PELEKAI: David, I looked everywhere. Have you heard anything? DAVID KAWENA: They're fine, Nani. They're playing upstairs. Hey, you know, I'm gonna get you a cell phone. NANI PELEKAI: Lilo! Thank goodness you're okay. LILO: Uhh! Stop it! You're hugging me to death! NANI PELEKAI: Where were you? What happened? Lilo: Well, Captain Gantu came back and kidnapped Jumba so me and Stitch hotwired the spaceship and we chased 'em into outer space which was really cool, but then... NANI PELEKAI: Wait, wait, wait. While David and I went to dinner you went to outer space? LILO: I'm not finished. NANI PELEKAI: Sorry. LILO: So, Gantu got away, and we ran out of power. And then Stitch saved the ship and then we came home and then you came home and tried to hug me to death. Now I'm finished. NANI PELEKAI: I thought you said I had nothing to worry about. PLEAKLEY: I was locked in a footlocker. NANI PELEKAI: And why are you wearing my favorite T-shirt? It's not even your color. LILO: What are we gonna do about Jumba? NANI PELEKAI: What am I, an astronaut? He was abducted by aliens, Lilo. LILO: We can't just forget about him. He's part of our ohana.


NANI PELEKAI: I know it's late, but I need to talk to Cobra Bubbles. It's an emergency. WOMAN: He's asleep right now. NANI PELEKAI: So wake him up! PLEAKLEY: I'm going to make a few calls myself using my trusty Intergalactic Periwinkle Pages. There's only so many phones in the galaxy. Hello, Planet Aaaaaah? Is Jumba there? GALACTIC WOMAN: Do you know what time it is?! PLEAKLEY: You don't have to be rude. LILO: I bet one of those other experiments could help us. Too bad Pleakley said not to open it. STITCH: Ih. LILO: Hmm. Pleakley also said not to get them wet. PLEAKLEY: Hello, Planet Aaaaaah-ba? Is Jumba there? GALACTIC WOMAN: Go jump in a lake! PLEAKLEY: Well, same to you, fella! LILO: Wait! We don't need all of them. Just look for one that can recharge the ship. CONTAINER VOICE: Container ready. Select experiment. STITCH: [scrolls through, and finds 221] Ah. Jinjibah. [selects Experiment 221] Container Voice: Experiment 221. Primary function: electrical power surge. [Stitch takes Experiment 221's pod from the container and drops it in the bathtub, activating the experiment] Experiment 221 activated.

Lilo: [amazed] Wow!
[Then out came a yellow alien with electric lightning with an evil laugh. He flies around cutting power shortage around the house]
Nani: [from inside] Oh, come on.
David: [from inside] Hey, what's going on?
Pleakley: [from inside] Dark! Very dark!
[221 then escapes from the window, and flies throughout the island, causing more power shortage]
Stitch: Cousin lost! Jumba lost...
Lilo: You have a lot of lost issues...
Stitch: Ih. [flatly bonks his head against a wall]
Stitch: [sees 221's lighting up ahead through his x-ray vision] Aka tiki baba! Sasa! [climbs down from the tree and follows it]
Lilo: [not noticing] Maybe he went this way. [walks offscreen in the opposite direction. An annoyed Stitch walks onscreen after her, then appears grumbling while dragging her along with him by the dress] Hey!
Dr. Hämsterviel: Any second now, you'll hear his tortured cries of regret: "Please let me out, I'll tell you everything!" Any second now, his pathetic screaming, begging for mercy. Any second, should be right about...now!
Gantu: I don't hear anything.
Dr. Hämsterviel: Shut up, I can't hear!
[They re-entered the room]
Gantu and Hämsterviel: [flabbergasted] Huh?
[625 appears to be eating a stack of sandwiches next to Jumba]
Jumba: Funny thing, 625 has all powers of 626, even has advanced language programming; unfortunately, he is also lazy coward, [chuckles] but makes great sandwiches.
625: [takes a bite of a sandwich; speaking American English] Ham or tuna?
Hämsterviel: [growling in annoyance; cuts to outside his ship] I AM IRKED!!!!
[While searching for 221, Lilo noticed the lightning spark through the fence hole]
Lilo: [to Stitch] It's on the other side of the fence.
[Stitch hauls Lilo up the fence and she lands onto a tent, startling Mertle and her friends]
Mertle: Lilo, what are you doing here?!
Lilo: You're having a camp-out? But you told me everyone was sick.
Mertle: We are sick...sick of you.
Yuki, Teresa, and Elena: Yeah!
Lilo: Well, who needs your dumb, fakey campout anyways?
Lilo: [as she and Stitch head back home, through the back door; whispering] Don't let Nani hear us. It's so past my bedtime.
Nani: [turns on the lights] LILO! It is SO past your bedtime! [Lilo and Stitch both look at each other, then scream for their lives as she sends them on a wild goose chase around the house and straight up to Lilo's rooftop dome] AND DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH! [storms off] Uhh! [slams the door to her room]
625: I think I'll have a sandwich. Hey Gantu, how about a sandwhich?
Gantu: I don't want a sandwich!
625: You sure? Last of the bologna.
Gantu: I don't like bologna! [grasping his abdomen] Too fatty.
[The next morning, Cobra Bubbles' car pulls up at the Pelekai house, and Cobra walks up to front door and knocks, and Nani answers it]
Cobra: You called.
Nani: Cobra. How are you?
Cobra: [enters the house] Sleepy.
Nani: Oh. Sorry.
[As Lilo and Stitch arrive at the Kilauea Lighthouse with Experiment 221, now named Sparky...]
Lilo: Wait! I've got the missing experiment.
Hämsterviel: What? [to Gantu; gestures to Lilo] Who is this?
Gantu: The little Earth girl who can be a gigantic pain in the rear.
Cobra: Well done, Lilo. Now give it to the diminutive gerbil-like creature.
Hämsterviel: Hamster-like! Not gerbil, hamster! Give it to me!
Lilo: No!
Cobra: Lilo, it's the only way you can save Jumba.
Lilo: But I got to save Sparky, too.
Cobra: [surprised] You've named it?
Lilo: Yep. We're going to name all the experiments.
Stitch: [nods in agreement] Mmm. Iki pataba.
Hämsterviel: Shut up with all your not shutting up! Hand it over!
Lilo: Nope.
Cobra: Lilo, do what he says.
Lilo: Whose side are you on?!
Jumba: He's on saving-my-life side. Is good side.
Cobra: You fail to comprehend the complexity of the situation.
Hämsterviel: Do you want your Jumba or not? Make your choice, little girl.
[Lilo looks at Cobra, then Pleakley, then Jumba, and then, Stitch and Sparky for several moments]
Lilo: [bravely makes her own decision] Okay. I've decided. You can't have either of them! [sets Sparky free] Be free, little cousin! [to Stitch] Now you save Jumba!
Stitch: Chuppy cheepa!
Hämsterviel: Begin the shooting!
Gantu: Finally. [fires 4 plasma bullets]
[But Stitch grabs them with his 4 arms and throws them at Hämsterviel and Gantu, who dodge]
[While battling over the container of experiments in Gantu's ship]
Lilo: [notices] The window! [opens the window]
Gantu: [alarmed] The window's open!
Ship Computer: Warning: window is open.
[Gantu grunts in annoyance; Stitch tosses Lilo the container]
Lilo: [prepares to throw the container] Be free, cousins!
Gantu: NO!!! [Lilo throws the container out of the window before he catches it with his hand. Just in time] Phew.
[The container releases 623 experiment pods, and they fall back upon the island]
[Stitch is restrained by the metal cuffs]
Hämsterviel: You think you are so super strong, with your "I can lift three-thousand times my own weight"! Well, that is exactly why I designed these restraints to hold your weight... [camera zooms out] ...times three-thousand and one!
Lilo: Come on! We've got 625 cousins to find!
Stitch: 623.
Lilo: Whatever.
Cobra Bubbles: Are you sure they can handle this?
Pleakley: Lilo is a very persistent little girl!
Jumba: And with 626, they make one hotshot evil genius experiment-catching team!
[After the credits; last lines]
Pleakley: [to Jumba] Hey, Maybe the Grand Councilwoman will let us come home with her this time! [the ship begins to blast off into space] I'll get the wig. [walks off]
[Jumba is left confused and looks up, before fading to black]

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