Leroy & Stitch

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Leroy & Stitch is an animated film created by Walt Disney Television Animation. It is the third sequel film to the 2002 animated feature film Lilo & Stitch and the conclusion to the television series Lilo & Stitch: The Series.

Dialogue[edit]

Gantu: [after trying and failing to make his ship run] Blitznak! Without the reserved engines, this ship is stupid and useless!
625: Just like you!
Gantu: [sighs] Who am I kidding? You're right. I couldn't hold on to a single one of those experiments.
625: Hey, you still got me; You faithful, sandwich-making pal.
Gantu: Yes. I noticed the little Earth girl never captured you.
625: I guessed the one place I belonged was with my blubber-butt buddy, Gantu.
Gantu: Maybe that was my problem all along.
625: What? Your blubber butt? [chuckles]

Hämsterviel: [after experiment is born] Oh, he is so beautiful in his ugly nastiness! Oh! Perhaps I will mimic the little earth girl, and name you with your very own name! I shall call you... Spike!
Gantu: She already used that one.
Hämsterviel: Very well, then. Kixx!
Gantu: Used it.
Hämsterviel: Slugger?
Gantu: Done.
Hämsterviel: Cannonball?
Gantu: He jumps in the water, makes awesome waves.
Hämsterviel: D'oh!
Jumba: Why not just call it 627?
Gantu: You already made 627.
Jumba: I did?
Hämsterviel: Shut up! I am naming the naming here! I'll think of it! [thinks] I've got it! I shall name you... LEROY!!! [Jumba and Gantu laugh.] What? It is a genius name. My Leroy will be defeated by no thing or no one. Not even-- [an explosion is heard]
Jumba, Gantu, and Hämsterviel: 626?!
Stitch: Aloha, gerbil boy.

625: Hmmph, Gantu schmantu. Who needs him? Nothing but a pain in the patookie anyhow. Didn't even like my egg salad. [mockingly] "More mayonnaise, less dill weed."
Lilo: Uh, hello?
625: Sorry, we're not open.
Lilo: "Open"?
625: I'm turning this dump into the best spaceship-shaped sandwich shop on the island.
Lilo: Where's Gantu?
625: He left. But I'm naming a sandwich after him, the Open-Faced Double-Decker Blubber Butt.
Lilo: [cringing] I won't ask what's in it. [innocently] I brought you something.
625: [surprised] Peanut butter and jelly? [sniffs, bashfully] Gee, nobody's ever made me a sandwich. [chuckles] [suspiciously] Hey, what do you want?
Lilo: I need to call Stitch.
625: Sorry. Videophone's busted, like everything else in this dump.
Lilo: Can you fix it?
625: Why should I? Gantu's the only one who'd call, and I ain't answerin'. From now on, I'm lookin' out for old number 625.
Lilo: 625? I never gave you a name, did I?
625: A name? For me?
Lilo: Let's see. How about Patty, short for Patty Melt. [625 frowns] Or Monte, like a Monte Cristo? [625 holds his nose.] Or Pita, Pita, Sandwich Eata! [chuckles]
625: [sarcastic chuckle] I don't think so.
Lilo: I know! Reuben!
625 [now named Reuben]: Huh. The classic corned beef and sauerkraut on rye. Reuben! Ooh, I like that. So, uh, does this give me official cousin status? You know, full ohana rights? All that aloha stuff?
Lilo: Depends. You have to give aloha to get some back. So, you're gonna help me fix the videophone?
Reuben: Sure. Why not? It's Lilo, right?

Lilo: Uh, you sure that's gonna work?
Reuben: You'd be amazed. Pickle juice is a great conductor. [the video phone powers up] You may thank me later.
Lilo: I'll thank you now. Mahalo, Reuben.
Reuben: [chuckles] No problem, Lilo.

Hämsterviel: I think that went very well, don't you?
Gantu: Actually, I think--
Hämsterviel: I did not ask you what you think!
Gantu: Actually, you did. I-
Hämsterviel: It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
Gantu: Yes, sir. I believe it's--
Hämsterviel: No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh!

[to avoid Leroy who have found Lilo and Reuben having been let out of their cell by Gantu, they escape by Reuben climbing the ceiling]
Gantu: 625, when did you learn to climb ceilings?
Reuben: The name's Reuben.

Gantu: You never did understand the meaning of "Aloha", did you?
Hämsterviel: Well, I think it means--
Gantu: That was a rhetorical question.
Hämsterviel: Ugh!

[Hämsterviel prepares to blast all of the experiments into oblivion with the BRB 9000's cannon]
Hämsterviel: Aloha! As in...goodbye.
[As the cannon prepares to fire, the GACC van drops out of hyperspace and heads towards the ship]
Stitch: Cowabunga!
[The GACC (Galactic Alliance Community College) van fires a cannon of its own, destroying the BRB 9000's cannon, saving the cousins, and narrowly avoiding crushing Hämsterviel and Leroy. The van lands and everyone gets out]
Jumba: Who would've thought carpool van had such sophisticated weapons system?

[Stitch tries to save himself, Jumba and Pleakley from a black hole]
Pleakley: [cheering like a cheerleader] Go, little monster! Save us, save us from the black hole! Yay!

[Lilo sees all the equipment set up for Alohapalooza]
Lilo: [to Stitch] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stitch: [doing an air guitar and an Elvis impersonation] Rock and roll, baby!
Lilo: Jumba: sound!
Jumba: Cranking up to evil 11!
Lilo: Pleakley: lights!
Pleakley: [tries to turn on the stadium lights but blinds himself] Bright! Very bright!
Lilo: Gantu: uh, [looks at Gantu's blaster] fireworks?
Gantu: Gladly!
[Gantu fires his gun into the air catching the attention of the battling experiments. Stitch emerges on stage dressed in an Elvis costume]
Stitch: Aloha, cousins! [starts playing but a string breaks] Shoot.
[Stitch quickly fixes the string and sings "Aloha Oe" along with Lilo and Reuben with some of the experiments playing instruments. All of the Leroys start to malfunction]
Lilo: It's working! Aloha totally rocks!
[All of the Leroy clones shut down, including the original Leroy]
Hämsterviel: Not my original Leroy! [sees all of the experiments staring angrily at him and gulps before they start tossing him around like a beach ball] I am not beach ball-like, I am hamster-like!

Grand Councilwoman: Mr. Gantu, would you be interested in resuming your position as Captain of the Galactic Armada?
Gantu Would I?! [quickly calms himself] I mean, yes Your Eminence, but on one condition.
Grand Councilwoman: Condition?
Gantu: I'd like to request experiment 625, ahem, I mean, Reuben, as my Galley Officer.
Reuben: No kidding?
Gantu: I've grown rather fond of your egg salad.
Grand Councilwoman: Granted.

[Last lines]
Lilo: Okay, everybody, this is it! For the last picture in my book, a group shot: the whole O'hana! Everybody say "Aloha!"
All: Aloha!

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