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Strive for the ideal.

Loesje is an international free speech organisation started in Arnhem (Netherlands) in 1983. Loesje went international in 1989. Its charter is to spread creativity, positive criticism, ideas, philosophical ponderings and thoughts on current events by way of short slogans on posters, signed by a fictional character, Loesje (a Dutch female name).

Quotes[edit]

Printable files of these statements can be found by searching by Key-words at the Loesje International Website Poster Archive

2014[edit]

  • MANDELA
    YOU NEED BOTH LOVE AND ANGER TO CHANGE THE WORLD
    • January
  • LONG AFTER HUMANITY IS GONE
    THE BOTS WILL KEEP TWEETING LINKING AND POSTING FOR US
    • March
  • LET'S STOP DISAGREEING AND WONDER TOGETHER
    • April
  • DO FAIRYTALE CREATURES HAVE BEDTIME STORIES ABOUT OUR WORLD AS WELL
    • April

2013[edit]

  • STARLIGHT TAKES YEARS TO REACH ME.
    IT WOULD BE RUDE TO IGNORE IT.

2010[edit]

2008[edit]

  • IF THERE IS FREEDOM OF INFORMATION - CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER.
  • MANKIND - WOULD GOD HAVE KEPT HIS RECEIPT.
  • THE COST OF LIVING HAS NOT AFFECTED ITS POPULARITY.
  • WHEN WILL WE SEE HUMAN RIGHTS MADE IN CHINA.
  • DEMOCRACY SHOULD COME BY FOOT AND NOT BY TANK.
  • OUTSIDE THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER.
  • A ROCKET IS NOT A SHIELD - IT'S A WEAPON.
  • PROMISES IN US ELECTIONS - "I HEREBY DECLARE I WILL BE ON TV A LOT".
  • WHY SETTLE FOR A FIVE-STAR HOTEL - WHEN YOU CAN SLEEP UNDER A THOUSAND STAR SKY.
  • BREAD AND GAMES - I THINK THE PEOPLE WOULD PREFER BREAD AND RIGHTS.
  • LOESJE - FOR THE FREEDOM TO DENY THE EXISTENCE OF BORDERS AND NATIONALITY.
  • >>NO FUTURE<< SAID THE PUNK AND FELL IN LOVE WITH A HIPPY.
  • COMPUTER SURVEILLANCE - NOW EUROPE WANTS TO BE LIKE CHINA.
  • NEW STRATEGY - PEACE ON TERROR.
  • IT'S NOT ENOUGH WITH IMAGINARY RIGHTS.
  • ALTERNATIVE ECONOMY - WE HAVE MORE TO SHARE THAN TO SELL.
  • PEACE OF MIND - TAKE A LITTLE RISK.
  • REAL TERRORISTS - BUILD UP WALLS.
  • THE PERSPECTIVE DOES NOT WAIT AT THE HORIZON.
  • POVERTY - ONE WOULD ALMOST BLAME THE RICH.
  • WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO FORMULATE A PROBLEM.
  • WHY NOT MAXIMUM SALARY.
  • NORTH AFRICAN REFUGEES - >>WE DON'T NEED A BOAT - WE NEED AN ISLAND<<.
  • SUSTAINABILITY - MY KIDBROTHER CHASED THE SAME GIRL ALL YEAR.

2007[edit]

  • DEMOCRACY - WHO PUT THIS APPLAUSE MACHINE AT RANDOM
  • DIGITAL LIFE - MEASURE YOUR MEMORIES IN BITS
  • X-MAS TREE - THIS YEAR WE PLACE IT ON THE DESKTOP
  • "I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE" - "YES WE KNOW"
  • CLIMATE CHANGE - PENGUINS SHOULD LEARN TO FLY ANYWAY
  • CLIMATE CHANGE - ATTITUDE CHANGE WOULD HELP FOR SURE
  • BANANAS TRAVEL EVEN MORE THAN I DO
  • NATURAL RESOURCES WHAT IF COFFEE ENDS
  • WAKE YOUR ALARM CLOCK BEFORE IT WAKES YOU
  • COULD I ALSO PAY IN CULTURAL WEALTH
  • SNOWHUNTING SEASON OPENED
  • HOTSPOT MY BOYFRIEND'S BED
  • GOOD NIGHT BETTER NIGHT BEST NIGHT
  • SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE A LEADER BUT THE SHEEP JUST KEPT COMING
  • INDIVIDUALISING GLOBAL WORLD AND THE LABEL SAID >> MADE BY LEE HO FUNG <<
  • WHAT DOES THE KIND - IN HUMAN KIND STAND FOR
  • DO I NEED A BANANA - TO USE A CONDOM
  • IS THE EARTH STILL ROUND - IF ONE SIDE DEVELOPS FASTER
  • IF YOU HAVE LIT UP YOUR FIRE - GIVE THE MATCHES TO THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU
  • THE CAR DRIVER MEANS I EXHALE TOO MUCH CO2 WHEN I RIDE MY BICYCLE
  • FAIR TRADE - TO MAKE UNFAIRNESS A FAIRY TALE
  • LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP - IN THE MIDDLE OF KISSING - I WAS BOOTED OFFLINE
  • DOUBLE PASSPORT - IT WOULD BE GREAT TO COLLECT THEM ALL
  • MY LIFE DOESN'T FIT IN MY CV
  • AFTER SEEING THE NEWS - DO YOU HAVE MORE ANSWERS OR QUESTIONS
  • TURN OFF THE LIGHT - MY ICE CREAM IS MELTING
  • WHICH MUSIC IS PLAYING ON YOUR STEREO TYPE
  • G8 - THE SUMMIT IS SITTING SO HIGH - THAT WE CAN SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING UNDER THE TABLE
  • ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION - AFTER WATCHING THE NEWS AUNT RITA RAN OUTSIDE WITH HER VACUUM CLEANER
  • LAST WEEK I JUMPED INTO MY TV TO SEE WHAT IS IN IT
  • GET A TICKET - FOR YOUR PLACE IN THE TRAFFIC JAM
  • IF YOU COUNT ALL THE KM TRAVELLED BETWEEN YOUR HOUSE AND WORK - YOU COULD ALSO BE IN HAWAII
  • WHO HAS BUILT THIS SPRINKLER INSTALLATION IN MY LAPTOP
  • PALESTINE - THE NUMBER OF CASUALTIES ALMOST EQUALS THE NUMBER OF COUNTRIES THAT EXPRESS THEIR CONCERN
  • INTEGRATION - HOW COME TARZAN GOT ACCEPTED IN THE JUNGLE
  • THEY TEACH US ABOUT HUNDREDS OF WARS - WHY NOT ABOUT HOW TO AVOID ONE
  • IF YOU LAUGH INSTEAD OF SMOKE - YOUR NEIGHBOURS MIGHT NOT MIND IF IT SPREADS TO THEIR TABLES
  • ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT HAVING KIDS - SO YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO USE COMPUTERS
  • HITCHHIKING - IF I'M IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD - I SHOW BOTH THUMBS
  • CHILD SOLDIERS - AT WHAT AGE ARE PEOPLE OLD ENOUGH TO FIGHT
  • CAMPING IN THE RAIN - THE BEST PART IS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE DISHES
  • STOP DREAMING ABOUT THAT KNIGHT - AND PUT ON YOUR SHINING ARMOUR
  • CUTTING DEFENSE EXPENSES - A WHITE FLAG ISN'T THAT EXPENSIVE
  • PRIORITY LIST - I ALWAYS HANG IT UPSIDE DOWN
  • PLAY WITH RULES
  • LOOK LESS INTO THE MIRROR - AND MORE INTO STRANGERS' EYES
  • I'M A WORLDAHOLIC
  • YES I UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU SAID - I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOUR VOICE AGAIN
  • BURMA - IDEALS ARE BULLET PROOF
  • LET'S ADD COLOUR - TO ALL WHITE HOUSES
  • BUY NOTHING DAY - EMPTY SHOPPING BAGS CAN BE VERY FULFILLING
  • AFTER BRAINSTORM - COMES SUNSHINE
  • WHY ARE HUMAN RIGHTS - NOT AN OLYMPIC EVENT
  • SUMMER - DO YOU WANT LEAVES WITH THAT
  • ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY - BUT YOU WERE
  • I'VE STARTED A CLUB TO LICK THE POLES BEFORE THEY MELT
  • FOR SALE - BRAZIL (NOT FURNISHED)
  • McDONALD'S RESTYLE - IT'S LIKE A MONKEY PUTTING ON MAKE-UP AND TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL BUT IS STILL A MONKEY
  • IF YOU ALWAYS WEAR A MASK - HOW CAN YOU RECOGNIZE THE MIRROR
  • DON'T BE AFRAID OF MY DARK SIDE - I ALWAYS KEEP THE LIGHT ON IN THE CORRIDOR
  • DREAMS ARE LIKE ICE CREAM - SWEET - SOFT - AND I ALWAYS WANT SOME MORE

2006[edit]

  • EVERY SUN SHINES DIFFERENTLY
  • THERE IS SOMEONE BEAUTIFUL IN FRONT OF THIS POSTER
  • IF MONEY MEANS FREEDOM / WHY DOESN'T THE WIND HAVE POCKETS
  • WHEN LIFE PUTS STONES IN YOUR WAY / BUILD SOMETHING NICE OUT OF THEM
  • I'LL KNIT YOU GLOVES / IF YOU PROMISE ME A WINTER
  • EEK THERE SHE IS AGAIN WITH HER COLD FEET
  • SHHH DO YOU HEAR THE MUSIC TOO
  • LAST NIGHT MY IMAGINATION DANCED TANGO WITH REALITY
  • I DECLARE THIS STREET ART
  • WHAT IF FREEDOM OF SPEECH WAS A RELIGION
  • SHOULD THE PRICE OF THE GAS DETERMINE THE WARMTH OF YOUR HOME
  • I AM AS REAL AS YOU WANT ME TO BE
  • HUMAN RIGHTS SIMPLE NEEDS SHOULDN'T BE A DREAM
  • AREN'T THERE A BIT TOO MANY DEAD BIRDS LYING IN THE SUPERMARKET
  • WINTER SLEEP WHEN THE BEARS WAKE UP THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE MISSED
  • MUSLIM CHRISTIAN ATHEIST WE ALL SHARE THE SAME HEAVEN AND THE OZONE LAYER WITH THAT HOLE IN IT
  • DEVELOP CULTURE SHARE CUSTOMS
  • WHY DO SO MANY AMERICANS WALK AROUND FREELY IN GUANTANAMO BAY WITHOUT A SINGLE PROSECUTION
  • IF YOU COULD GIVE YOUR TEACHER A GRADE WOULD SHE PASS HER EXAM
  • LET'S FILL ALL THE OIL PIPELINES WITH WATER TO SOLVE THE DROUGHT
  • HAMMOCK FLEXIBLE WORKING SPACE
  • CLEANERS EARN MORE THAN POLLUTERS
  • IF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE CONSIDERED CRIMINALS HOW CORRUPT IS OUR ECONOMY
  • HOW MANY OF US BELONG TO ONLY ONE CULTURE
  • ARE HUMANS RIGHTS DEPENDING ON HUMAN WRONGS
  • POWER TO THE WORLD LOVERS INSTEAD OF THE WORLD LEADERS
  • GENETIC MODIFICATION MAYBE THEY CAN GIVE THAT SWEET CORN SOME BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES TOO
  • CENCORSHIP CAN HIDE THE TRUTH BUT CANNOT MAKE IT DISAPPEAR
  • LET'S HAVE A FAIR PLAY AWARDS IN POLITICS
  • I WOULD PREFER THE SEAL AND WHALE HUNTERS TO HUNT EACH OTHER
  • TODAY IS ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO EXPERIENCE THE UNEXPECTED
  • MID SUMMER 1001 FAIRYTALES IN ONE NIGHT
  • SLEEPING OUTSIDE IS FUN IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO
  • FREE YOUR MIND IT WILL BE GRATEFUL
  • SOME RUMORS ARE TOO GOOD NOT TO MAKE THEM REALITY
  • WHAT DOES GLOBALISATION TASTE LIKE
  • TOP SALARIES IN PUBLIC SERVICES IT'S LIKE THE MANAGER EATS THE PIE AND DIVIDES THE CHERRY
  • I DON'T NEET A GARDEN I SHARE A PARK
  • TRAFFIC JAMS CHALLENGE THE DRIVERS AROUND YOU IN A FUNNY FACES CONTEST
  • WHY DO WE NEED SO EXPENSIVE ADVERTISING FOR CHEAP DETERGENT
  • YOU KNOW THAT THING YOU GET ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY
  • IS FOOTBALL MORE INTERESTING THAN YOUR GOALS
  • WHERE ARE THE MOUNTAINS
  • RAINBOWS WOULD BE BORING IF THEY ONLY HAD ONE COLOUR
  • GOOD NEWS WORLDWIDE MORE AND MORE PEOPLE REFUSE TO BE UNHAPPY
  • MORE PRESENTS LESS PRESIDENTS
  • FEELING OF INSECURITY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SUDDENLY MY HEART WAS STOLEN
  • THE SOURCE OF THE NILE WAS MERELY DISCOVERED BY PEOPLE SWIMMING AGAINST THE STREAM
  • ISRAEL LEBANON ONE MORE BOMB AND THE EARTH IS FLAT AGAIN
  • DO YOU THINK THE CITY IS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY
  • MY SUMMER FLIRTS ARE ALL CAMPING ON MY SOFA NOW
  • BIOMETRIC PASSPORTS ALWAYS CARRY YOUR MINI-ME ON YOU
  • FOOD SCANDALS I THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET WORSE THAN UNCLE HARRY'S KITCHEN
  • THE BIGGER THE EU THE MORE SPACE FOR IMMIGRANTS
  • WINTER SLEEP ONLY IF I CAN STAY UP ALL SUMMER
  • A DEAL WITH PUTIN YOU CAN WRITE WHAT YOU LIKE I CAN CENSOR WHAT I LIKE
  • A CHANGE IS A CHANGE IS A CHANGE IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
  • 50 MILLION EUROS FOR A HOUSE ON THE MOON AND I THOUGHT THE RENTS WERE EXPENSIVE HERE ON EARTH
  • SOMETIMES IT IS GOOD TO PLAN A LOT SHE SAID AND THREW HER AGENDA ON THE FIRE
  • POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS I DON'T WANT NICE SMALL STORIES SINCE I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP
  • ECONOMICALLY SPEAKING I CAN STILL GROW the kid brother of Loesje
  • RUMOR / THE POPE WILL DO RESEARCH IF DARWIN IS MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE
  • WORLD AIDS DAY THE ONLY THING UNHEALABLE SHOULD BE LOVE
  • FAST FOOD / HE ATE SO FAST HE WAS FINISHED BEFORE HE BEGAN
  • THE MEANING OF LIFE / WHY DOES EVERYONE TALK ABOUT IT IN THE SINGULAR
  • THE NEXT CLIMATE MEETING WILL BE EVEN WARMER
  • RUSSIAN GAS PIPES / USA IS TRYING TO CONQUER THE SURFACE OF THIS WORLD WHILE RUSSIA THE UNDERGROUND
  • BUREAUCRACY KILLED THE DINOSAURS

2005[edit]

  • 2005 / THE LONGER YOU WAIT FOR THE FUTURE / THE SHORTER IT WILL BE
  • IF YOU WANT THE CITY TO SMILE / TICKLE THE STREETS
  • BUYING LOVE IS AS STUPID AS LOVING MONEY
  • IRAQ / IF DEMOCRACY IS BASED ON THE PEOPLE WHY FORCE IT
  • HOW MANY DISASTERS DO WE NEED TO UNITE HUMANITY
  • GREAT IDEAS GET EVEN BETTER / WHEN YOU SHARE THEM
  • THOSE WHO DON'T DARE TO DREAM / SLEEP MOST OF THE DAY
  • SNOWFLAKES / COLLECT THEM ALL
  • WHEN I SAID I WOULD CROSS THE SEVEN SEAS FOR HER / I DIDN'T MEAN SHE HAD TO GO THERE the boyfriend of Loesje
  • GLOBALISATION / DOES THAT COUNT FOR REFUGEES TOO
  • EUROPEAN CONSTITUTION / IS THAT A KIND OF DECLARATION / OF CAPITAL RIGHTS
  • 2016 / THE ONLY PLACE WHERE SMOKING IS STILL ALLOWED / IS THE INDUSTRIAL AREA
  • SHORT MESSAGE SERVICE / LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
  • THOSE GRAY SKIES ARE JUST A CHALLENGE / FOR OPTIMISM
  • FOR MY HIGH CHOLESTEROL / MY DOCTOR PRESCRIBED ME A BOYFRIEND the grandma of Loesje
  • ART IS ALREADY IN THE STREETS / SHALL WE PUT CARS IN THE MUSEUMS
  • IF YOU DON'T TRUST THE REFEREE / SET YOUR OWN GOALS
  • AND ONE MORNING WE PAINTED ALL THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS / RED
  • IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW EXPENSIVE YOUR KITCHEN IS / IF YOU ARE A BAD COOK
  • I'M MORE THAN / A NAME / A NUMBER / A SEX / A SLOGAN
  • GREY HAIR DOESN'T MEAN / YOU LOSE YOUR COLOURFUL THOUGHTS
  • MIND / OPEN 24H
  • ALL THE TIME LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT GIRL / AND THEN I FOUND OUT / IT COULD BE A GUY kidbrother of Loesje
  • ASCENSION DAY / SO THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A HOLE IN THE OZON LAYER
  • HOW SILLY / MY PASSPORT DOESN'T LEAVE ANY SPACE FOR A TRAVEL DIARY
  • YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK / TO SHOW YOUR OPINION
  • WAKING UP IN THE MORNING / IS MY FAVOURITE EXTREME SPORT
  • SHOW ME THE BORDERS / AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO CROSS THEM
  • MEDIA TODAY IS EVEN MORE BLACK AND WHITE / THAN EARLY PHOTOGRAPHY EVER WAS
  • WHY NOT BE OPEN MINDED / INSTEAD OF POLITICALLY CORRECT
  • AND THAN THE MINISTERS SAID TO GO / "YOU ARE SITTING IN OUR CHAIR"
  • XENOPHOBIA / YOU SHOULD BE MORE AFRAID OF SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU
  • YOU ARE A BEAUTY MARK
  • FINAL EXAMS / THAT'S WHAT THEY ALSO SAID LAST YEAR the kid brother of Loesje
  • IS THERE A SPEED LIMIT ON LOVE
  • WHY DO MOST FOOD TRANSPORTS / STILL GO THE OPPOSITE WAY
  • I DON'T WANT A STRONG EUROPE / I WANT A SOFT WORLD
  • WHERE CAN I EXCHANGE MY PASSPORT / FOR A WORLD ATLAS
  • TURN WALLS INTO DOORS
  • DOES THE COUNTRY WHERE YOU LIVE / DECIDE WHICH DREAMS YOU HAVE
  • OIL CRISIS / USE THE OIL FOR COOKING / AND CREATIVITY FOR TRAVELING
  • NEW ORLEANS / SHOULD WE FIND A SCAPEGOAT / OR TAKE ACTION ON CLIMATE CHANGE
  • RAIN IS MORE BEAUTIFUL / IF YOU LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF THE DROPS
  • MY NEIGHBORHOOD IS WIRELESS / BUT THEY CANCELLED THE BUS LINE
  • IF WE DON'T HAVE ELECTIONS SOON / IT WILL NEVER BE MY TIME TO RULE
  • SEXIST COMMERCIALS / I ONLY BUY PRODUCTS WITHOUT SEX APPEAL
  • TODAY I WENT TO THE TOWN HALL / AND ON ALL THE FORMS THERE WAS JUST SPACE FOR POETRY
  • LET'S CHANGE THE WORLD / INSTEAD OF GENES
  • CANCELLATION OF DEBTS / DON'T THE RICH COUNTRIES OWE THE POOR ONES MORE
  • HOMOPHOBIA / IS THE POPE ASHAMED OF HIS LOVE FOR GOD
  • CHILDREN ARE OFTEN THE FIRST / TO SEE THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
  • TRANSFORM SUSPICION / INTO CURIOSITY
  • IF EVERY DROP WAS A WORD / HOW MANY STORIES WOULD FALL ON THE STREETS
  • LET MORE FREE SPEECH / LIVE ON THE STREETS
  • A FRIGHTENED SOCIETY / IS PRETTY SAFE / FOR POLITICIANS
  • IF YOU LOOK AROUND YOU WILL SEE ENOUGH EXCUSES TO BE LATE
  • EUROPEAN CULTURE / MADE IN CHINA
  • FRANCE / DOES INTEGRATION ALSO INCLUDE PROTEST CULTURE
  • I SENT MY MOTHER TO A COURSE IN DISOBEDIENCE
  • ALSO FAR AWAY / THE PEOPLE WANT TO RULE THEMSELVES
  • WHEN THE SUN SLEEPS / IT'S TIME TO DANCE IN THE DARK
  • CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY FRIENDSHIPS / START AT THE BUS STOP
  • SOMETIMES I WISH / MY FACE WOULDN'T USE ITS FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
  • POLITICIANS CAN REMOVE DEMOCRATIC RIGHTS / FASTER THAN TERRORISTS
  • STAGNATION / NOW WE HAVE TIME TO SPREAD THE MONEY EQUAL

2004[edit]

  • RUMOUR / WEAPONS OF / MASS HYPNOSIS ARE FOUND IN THE USA
  • COMMERCIALS / DO YOU ALREADY FEEL SOLD OUT
  • HOW CAN ONE BE AGAINST ABORTION BUT FOR THE DEATH PENALTY
  • EUROPEAN INTEGRATION / SPREAD WEALTH / AND PEOPLE
  • COUSIN CARL IS ALREADY ORGANIZING COURSES IN SELF DEFENSE AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
  • LET THE NEXT FEMINISTIC WAVE BE AMONG MEN
  • 2004 / WILL REALITY COME CLOSER TO THE TRUTH
  • RUMOURS HAVE A RICH SEX LIFE
  • SCHOOL / WHERE REALITY / IS CUT IN PIECES AND PUT IN SQUARES
  • STOCK MARKET / THE VALUE OF HUMAN RIGHTS JUST WENT UP 5 POINTS
  • THE PSYCHIATRIST SAID THAT MY OPTIMISM WASN'T CONTROLLABLE
  • IF LOVE WOULD JUST FOR A MOMENT DWELL IN OUR HEARTS INSTEAD OF IN OUR MOUTHS
  • USA / DO THEY STILL HAVE ANY DEMOCRACY LEFT FOR THEMSELVES
  • A BIRD DOES NOT SING BECAUSE IT HAS ANSWERS / IT SINGS BECAUSE IT HAS A SONG
  • COMMERCIALS / DO YOU SOMETIMES DESIRE NOTHING AS WELL
  • PEACE NEVER RESPECTS BORDERS
  • PALESTINA / IF GOD WANTED PEOPLE SUPPRESSED / HE WOULD HAVE MADE THE ELEPHANTS LARGER
  • INTEGRATION / SIMPLY GOES EASIER WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE WELCOME
  • DOMINO EFFECT / ONCE YOU DROP ONE GOOD IDEA / THE REST WILL FOLLOW
  • MY GRANDMOTHER STILL THINKS THE EU IS A NEW RELIGION
  • IT'S TIME FOR A COMMISSION FOR INTERNATIONAL OPTIMISM
  • ISN'T THE BIGGEST CRIME AGAINST HUMAN RIGHTS TO DECLARE PEOPLE ILLEGAL
  • EU ENLARGEMENT / OF COURSE THERE IS ALWAYS THE DANGER OF FALLING IN LOVE WITH NEW COUNTRIES AND CULTURES
  • UNEMPLOYMENT / THE HOURS ARE GOOD BUT THE WAGES SUCK
  • FREEDOM IS A CHOICE / NOT A COMMERCIAL
  • I'M NOT POOR JUST BECAUSE I'M BROKE
  • SCHOOL LEAVES TOO LITTLE TIME TO DISCOVER THE WORLD
  • HOLIDAY / TIME TO TEST THE NEW BORDERS
  • STRESS / DO THE PLANETS HURRY TO CIRCLE AROUND THE SUN
  • IF EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE YOUNG / IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUTH SERIOUS
  • BE READY TO BE SURPRISED
  • ONCE THEY'VE CLONED JOHN LENNON / WAR WILL BE OVER
  • I'M RIGHT HERE / BEHIND YOUR PREJUDICES
  • IS TIME THE ONLY THING YOU'RE WAITING FOR
  • MEDIA / 99,9% OF WHAT HAPPENS / ISN'T ON THE NEWS
  • Loesje / FROM THE BARRICADES STRAIGHT INTO THE CLOUDS
  • SUMMER / LET'S CROSS THE BORDERS OF THE EUROPEAN DREAM
  • IF YOU LISTEN TO THE POLITICIANS / YOU MIGHT THINK WE ARE ALL TERRORISTS
  • THE NEW DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ / AND THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED A PRE-EMPTIVE WAR
  • PUBLIC SPACE / THOSE FACES OF CONFUSION ARE PRICELESS / the street artist of Loesje
  • IF YOU LOSE YOUR MIND / THERE'S MORE SPACE LEFT FOR POETRY
  • LIFE HAS MORE MEANING THAN YOU CAN FIT IN A HOLY BOOK
  • IF ADVENTURE DOESN'T WAIT ON THE DOORSTEP / CLIMB OUT THROUGH THE WINDOW
  • ELECTIONS / I MIXED UP THE POLITICAL PROGRAM WITH MY SHOPPING LIST
  • WHOSE NEEDS / DO YOU SATISFY
  • NOW IT'S TIME FOR OLD PEOPLE / TO PUT THEIR YOUNG IDEAS INTO PRACTICE
  • DON'T LET SCHOOL / GET IN THE WAY OF GOOD EDUCATION
  • TAKE THE SAME BUS / TO A DIFFERENT JOB
  • YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A HURRICANE / TO TURN THINGS AROUND
  • AUTUMN FLU / I SHOULD STAY IN / BUT THE WEATHER IS TOO EXCITING the grandmother of Loesje
  • MISCONCEPTION / WHEN A POSTER ON A TRASH CAN BOTHERS YOU MORE / THAN THE GARBAGE LYING AROUND IT
  • OF COURSE THE LAWS ARE ALWAYS FUNCTIONAL / THE ONLY QUESTION IS / FOR WHOM
  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS / BUT I KNOW I'M IN IT
  • LET'S GIVE THE INDIVIDUAL THE SPACE TO GROW / INSTEAD OF THE ECONOMY
  • BERLIN / 15 YEARS WITHOUT A WALL / TIME TO FILL THE GAP
  • EUROPEAN COMMISSION / MAYBE THEY DON'T KNOW WE ARE READY FOR DEMOCRACY
  • STARVING OR ON A DIET
  • LONELY AT THE TOP / AND THEN HE NOTICED HE WAS STANDING ON THE WRONG MOUNTAIN
  • LOVE CAN BE THE END OF YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEMS / AND SO CAN I
  • WHEN YOU PRESERVE PROGRESSIVE THOUGHTS / THEY MIGHT BECOME CONSERVATIVE
  • UKRAINE / IF DEMOCRACY DOESN'T WORK / THE PEOPLE WILL
  • LET'S STOP INTEGRATING / AND START LIVING TOGETHER
  • GOOD TIMES ARE AHEAD / NO WAIT A MINUTE / THEY ARE ALREADY HERE
  • MONEY IS FLAT / THE WORLD IS ROUND
  • WHAT'S NAIVE ABOUT WANTING WORLD PEACE FOR CHRISTMAS
  • IS IT THE EXTREMISTS / OR THE MEDIA / THAT BLOWS THINGS UP

2003[edit]

  • 20 0 3 / DON'T FORGET TO STAND STILL / EVERY NOW AND THEN / TO ADMIRE TH E V I E W
  • CAN YOU REMEMBER YOUR VICTORIES / WITHOUT > FORGETTING YOUR LOSSES
  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN / CRISIS /Loesje's cousin Carl
  • KYOTO / MOTHER NATURE / NEEDS EMANCIPATION
  • GOD HAS RETIRED / BUT THE POPE IS BUSY CLONING HIM
  • EVERYTHING FOR WAR AGAINST IRAQ IS THERE / EXCEPT FOR A REASON
  • DOES THE SECURITY COUNCIL / HAVE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
  • WHO'S GOING TO SAVE THE USA / ONCE THEY HAVE SAVED THE WORLD
  • UNCLE HARRY THOUGHT HE UNDERSTOOD EMANCIPATION AND BOUGHT HIS WIFE A DISHWASHER
  • CARNIVAL THIS YEAR I GO AS AN OPINION
  • FEWER CHAIRS MORE DANCING
  • ALL THESE WEAPONS OF MISUNDERSTANDING
  • MY LIFE IS MY DAILY ART
  • LIFE ON EARTH IS EXPENSIVE / BUT IT INCLUDES A FREE TRIP AROUND THE SUN
  • FOR MORE QUESTIONS TO POP UP
  • IF THE PUBLIC OPINION DOESN'T MATTER / IT'S TIME FOR NEW ELECTIONS
  • IT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT TO DISARM / WHEN YOU RECEIVE > BOMBS ON A DAILY BASIS
  • SPRING MANAGES WHAT VALENTINE'S DAY COULDN'T
  • SURREALISM / LOSING CAPITAL YOU NEVER HAD
  • MAKE UNEMPLOYMENT / A PRIME CULTURAL PERIOD>
  • WHY DO THEY ALWAYS CHASE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOWHERE TO GO
  • FAILED MY SCHOOL EXAMS / COULDN'T EXPEL MY FANTASY
  • INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR BETTER TIMES / YOU BETTER CREATE THEM
  • DON'T KEEP THE PEACE / SHARE IT
  • WTO IMF EU GATS NATO / PWR HDS BHND CRNMS / LSJ
  • SPRING CLEANING / STARTS WITH FRESH AIR IN YOUR HEAD
  • HOMOPHOBIA / SHOULDN'T YOU BE MORE FRIGHTENED / TO LET TRUE LOVE SLIDE
  • SECURITY MEASURES / AUNTY RITA HAS ALREADY ARRANGED FOR 5 PEOPLE TO WATER THE PLANTS DURING THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS
  • HOW CAN A TREE BELIEVE IT'S A FOREST
  • IT'S AN ART OF NOT TAKING A NAP AFTER YOUR PUBERTY
  • DON'T BUY ANYTHING FOR A PRICE / YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BUY IT AT YOURSELF
  • HOLIDAY PLANS / LEAVE SOME ROOM IN YOUR CAR FOR A REFUGEE
  • UNEMPLOYED / MAKING ENDS MEET IS A DAY JOB AS WELL
  • FAIR TRADE / WOULDN'T IT BE MORE LOGICAL TO LABEL THE UNFAIR PRODUCTS
  • LOESJE / FOR THE RIGHT TO INTERPRET REALITY
  • PEACE PLAN / BECAUSE PALESTINES ALSO NEED GROUND TO BE ABLE TO TAKE STEPS
  • WHEREVER YOU ARE / THE INTELLIGENCE SERVICE THINKS WITH YOU
  • EUROPEAN CONSTITUTION / HASN'T THE USA GOTTEN A VETO IN THAT ALREADY
  • ISN'T THE WORLD GETTING SMALL WITH ALL THOSE FORGOTTEN COUNTRIES
  • ACCORDING TO MY FATHER THE SUMMERS ARE GETTING HOTTER IF YOU ASK ME HE'S GETTING BALDER
  • CAMERA ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE / I PREFER A PORTABLE TOILET ON IT
  • I TAUGHT THE SHEEP / TO COUNT THEMSELVES
  • IF YOUR COUNTRY DOESN'T ACCEPT THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT / YOU STILL CAN
  • TODAY I DO IT DIFFERENTLY / THE MOUSE THOUGHT / AND CHASED THE CAT
  • FREEDOM OF SPEECH / NOT ONLY FOR THOSE THAT CAN AFFORD IT
  • FORGET THE COUNTRIES / LIVE THE WORLD
  • IF YOU CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM YOUR SINS / YOU BETTER RELISH THEM / LOESJE'S kidbrother
  • IDENTITY / DO YOU NEED A PASSPORT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE
  • MISCOMMUNICATION /I COULD NEVER AGREE WITH MY FATHER on HOW MUCH 50 EUROS IS
  • THE TRAIN WAS SO LATE WE STARTED KISSING
  • WOULD THE POOR FORGET ABOUT US IF WE FORGOT ABOUT THEM
  • WHY WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND / TO HAVE FUN
  • AUTUMN / GIVE ME THOSE WONDERFUL SOCKS THAT REACH UP TO THE NOSE
  • INTEGRATION / EVEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PARENTS / LOESJE'S kidbrother
  • PROPOSAL / THOSE THAT DESTROY A COUNTRY AREN'T ALLOWED TO MAKE PROFIT ON REBUILDING IT
  • WILL LESS BORDERS / GIVE MORE FREEDOM
  • LET LIFE BE A JOURNEY / INSTEAD OF A GUIDED TOUR
  • FREE THE MARKET / BUY LESS
  • BETTER TO WEAR A HAT / THAN HAVING MY THOUGHTS CATCH A COLD
  • INTEGRATION / WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG
  • AIDS / HOW MANY AFRICANS HAVE TO DIE FOR THE SINS OF THE CARDINALS
  • INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE / SUDDENLY MY OWN CULTURE BECAME CLEAR
  • DO YOU WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER 31ST / OR DO YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR NEW IDEALS
  • ROBBING A BANK / ISN'T THAT LIKE SOLVING AN ECONOMIC CRISIS / the kidbrother of
  • STABILITY PACT / AS LONG AS GERMANY AND FRANCE AGREE WITH EACH OTHER IT KEEPS PRETTY STABLE
  • EXTREME COMMERCIALS / SOUP SIMPLY TASTES BETTER WHEN YOU COOK NAKED
  • A PEACE PLAN BEHIND WALLS / IS LIKE WINDOW SHOPPING FOR CHRISTMAS
  • WINTER JEWELS / ICE CRYSTALS ON YOUR SMILE
  • SERBIA / >>NO WE DO HAVE A PARLIAMENT IT JUST CONSISTS OF 8 MILLION PEOPLE<<
  • HE WAS TRYING SO HARD TO BE RIGHT / THAT HE FORGOT WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT
  • IF THE CLIMATE CHANGES ON A GLOBAL LEVEL / WHY CAN'T PEOPLE

2002[edit]

  • REINCARNATION / MY BACK-UP PLAN
  • STRONG EURO / I WONDER WHEN THE FIRST AMERICAN BOMB WILL ACCIDENTALLY DROP ON THE EUROPEAN BANK
  • OIL PRICES IN EUROS / IRAN TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO TEASE THE US
  • EVERYONE CAN WALK ON THE WATER IF ONLY IT'S COLD ENOUGH
  • IF THE GAP WIDENS THE BRIDGE HAS TO GET LONGER
  • VALENTINE'S DAY / HOW CAN I DO IT SECRETLY WITH MY NAME ON THE POSTER
  • I THOUGHT THE ONLY QUALIFICATION FOR HUMAN RIGHTS WAS TO BE A HUMAN
  • NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE ENVIRONMENT WILL GET PRIVATISED
  • OF ALL THE THINGS TO BELIEVE IN / WHY NOT YOURSELF
  • MY OWN RELIGION / I'LL PRAY TO MYSELF TOMORROW FIRST I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE TWO BEERS TO MYSELF
  • LOST / YOU'RE PROBABLY WHERE YOU LAST PUT YOURSELF
  • EASTER / JESUS WAS A REVOLUTIONARY NOT A CHICKEN
  • ELECTIONS / WHEN SILENCE IS YOUR VOTE IT'S EASY NOT TO BE HEARD
  • IF THERE WAS A SPECIAL PLACE FOR WAR / HOW CROWDED WOULD IT BE
  • ISN'T HOW TO SOLVE IT A BETTER QUESTION THAN WHO DID IT
  • COUNTRIES WITHOUT McDONALD'S AND COCA COLA ARE PROBABLY SUPPORTING TERRORISM
  • MILOSEVIC / PUT ALL OUR MISTAKES IN ONE MAN AND WASH OUR HANDS OF IT
  • SLAVERY TRIAL / IF MY SALARY WAS 500 YEARS TO LATE I WOULD SUE AS WELL
  • IF EVERY DAY WAS LABOUR DAY I WOULD FINALLY GET SOME WORK DONE
  • POLITICIANS / IN A BIG MOUTH FIT MORE PEOPLE
  • DON'T FOLLOW IDEAS JUST WALK WITH THEM
  • THE DANGER OF GETTING BORED IS POSSIBILITY OF BECOMING CREATIVE
  • SHOULDN'T WE ALWAYS BE ALLOWED TO CHEER UP THE STEETS
  • BURN-OUT / KEEP LIGHTING THAT FIRE
  • RUMOUR / THE EU IS SECRETLY WORKING ON AN IDEAL WORLD
  • NO MAP / BUT SEVERAL WAYS
  • TOO MANY MONUMENTS / WEIGH DOWN ON THE FUTURE
  • WAKING UP / THAT CREATES SUCH HIGH EXPECTATIONS
  • GLOBALISATION / WHATEVER BRINGS US TOGETHER DON'T LET IT BE MONEY OR THE MILITARY
  • AGE IS NOT A VERY NICE WORD FOR EXPERIENCE
  • INDEPENDENT // ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PACK MY BACKPACK
  • SUMMER / ISN'T A SEASON IT'S A FEELING
  • SCHOOL / I'M A SUBJECT ALL BY MYSELF
  • WHEN YOU OVERSTEP THE LIMIT IT'S GONE
  • PLEASE MIND YOUR STEP / THERE ARE PEOPLE UNDER YOUR FEET
  • STOP ALIENATION INSIDE
  • AFTER THE ISLAM GOT PROHIBITED / GRANDMA WASN'T ALLOWED TO WALK WITH HER RAIN CAP ON THE STREETS
  • WHO NEEDS VIRTUAL REALITY IF YOU CAN JUST DREAM
  • JOHANNESBURG / LET'S BANKRUPT THE WORLD AND START ALL OVER AGAIN
  • WHEN THE TEACHER TELLS ME TO BE QUIET / I ALWAYS START TO WHISPER
  • HOW CAN LACK OF LIVING SPACE AND LONELINESS EXCIST AT THE SAME TIME
  • WHAT IF WE DROP THE BOMBS ONLY WHERE THEY ARE PRODUCED
  • EU/ IN A STRONG UNION THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD BE INVOLVED
  • WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT BITTEN ON YOUR EAR
  • THE SAHARA SHRINKS / THOSE RAINFORESTS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE AGGRESSIVE
  • CLONES / DO YOU WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY YOURSELF
  • TICKLE THE POWER
  • THE WORLD IS TOO ROUND TO SIT SILENTLY IN THE CORNER
  • STRESS / OUT THROUGH THE DOOR / INTO THE WALL
  • PEOPLE FROM THE MOON / POLITICIANS FROM PLUTO
  • IF YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL / LOOK AGAIN
  • IF YOU CAN'T EAT MONEY / WHY BREAK YOUR TEETH ON IT
  • PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE / THAT WITH LESS RESPONSIBILTY / THEY ARE SAFER
  • THE REAL HEROES / ARE STILL SLEEPING
  • LOESJE / PRE-EMPTIVE TEXTS
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ICE CAPS / LEAVE YOUR CAR AT HOME
  • CLONING / LESS SPECTACULAR THAN SEX / Loesje's kidbrother
  • WHY KEEP YOUR RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
  • STOP / BREATHE / LOOK AT THE SKY / SMILE / DON'T STOP
  • THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS ARE HIDDEN BETWEEN OLD AND NEW
  • EU EXTENSION / AND WILL THE CITIZENS JOIN
  • OIL DISASTERS / HOW UNLCE HARRY MAKES THE SALAD / Loesje's aunty Rita
  • BUSH IS SO SURE IRAQ HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION / HE MUST HAVE DELIVERED THEM HIMSELF

2001[edit]

  • AND SUDDENLY THE CHEMICAL WEAPONS DEPARTMENTS BOUGHT ALL THE BEEF
  • IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA FINANCIALLY / BUT IT SURE WAS NICE
  • HAPPIFIED AREA / DO NOT DISTURB
  • EUTHANASIA / NO WAY / IT WOULD MIX UP MY WHOLE REINCARNATION CYCLE
  • WANTED / MORE COMEDY ON THE WORLD STAGE
  • BUSH / THE KID WHO ALWAYS USED TO BUILD FENCES / AROUND HIS SANDCASTLES
  • DON'T CONSUME YOUR FEELINGS AWAY
  • PRIVATIZING / A PUBLIC QUESTION
  • MAKE MISTAKES / BUT MAKE THEM RIGHT
  • AS IF THE COWS CARE / WHAT THEY ARE KILLED FOR
  • BUSH VOTES FOR ABORTION / IN CASE OF GAY CHILDREN
  • BURNING NEWS / URANIUM BOMBS DO HAVE HEALTH EFFECTS ON THEIR TARGETS
  • RELIGION / AREN'T THE QUESTIONS MORE INTERESTING THAN THE ANSWERS
  • ENEMIES / ARE THEY THE ONES WITH WRONG OPINIONS
  • NOT EVEN ALL THE MASCARA IN THE WORLD / COULD HIDE YOUR BEAUTY
  • BIBLE / ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT JESUS REALLY SAID
  • NEXT WEEK IN THE COOKING PROGRAMME / CLONE YOUR OWN PIZZA
  • PLEASANT SURPRISE / GOT A VALENTINE'S CARD YESTERDAY / IT HAD NO POSTCODE
  • BALKAN STATES / DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
  • STARTED COUNTING SHEEP / NOW I CAN'T SLEEP AT ALL
  • WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE / EVERY DATE IS A BIT OF A BLIND ONE
  • EVERY OPINION DESERVES AN ELECTRICITY BOX
  • BUSH IS STILL LOOKING FOR CARBON DIOXIDE ON HIS MAP
  • PLAYING IS ALLOWED ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FENCE
  • I AM THE GUINEA PIG IN MY OWN LIFE
  • ELVIS DIDN'T DIE / WHY SHOULD YOU
  • DEMONSTRATION / GOT RUN OVER BY A CROWD OF JOURNALISTS AGAIN
  • WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE BIGGEST WORKAHOLICS WHO DECIDE ABOUT UNEMPLOYMENT REGULATIONS
  • SPACE SHIELD / I GUESS BUSH WANTS TO HIDE FROM HIS GOD
  • THINGS ARE GETTING PRETTY WEIRD / IF FUN IS A THREAT TO THE ECONOMY
  • SUMMER JOB / LOOKING FOR MY SWIMMING TRUNKS IN MY ROOM
  • BERLUSCONI IS INTRODUCING A NEW KIND OF FOOD / SPAGHETTI MONOPOLY
  • AN ADVENTURE / NEVER COMES ALONE
  • MIDDLE EAST / WHEN WILL THE UN DECLARE THE WHOLE AREA A NO-RELIGION ZONE
  • BUSH - PUTIN MEETING IN SLOVENIA / GLOBAL PROMOTION FOR THE DEATH PENALTY AND NUCLEAR SUBMARINES
  • MIDSUMMER NIGHT / AFTER SUNSET THE POETS COME OUT OF THEIR CAVES
  • DESPITE THE RAIN THE COLD AND A BROKEN ALARMCLOCK GRANDPA DECIDED TO PROCLAIM A REVOLUTION
  • SUNGLASSES MAP & BACKPACK / COUSIN CARL SURE KNOWS HOW TO ANNOY THE WORKING CLASS
  • DEMONSTRATION / DON'T GET STONED
  • WHEN MY STUDENT NUMBER TURNED OUT TO BE THE SAME AS MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER I GOT SUSPICIOUS
  • WHEN THE PRIME MINISTER SAID AUSTRALIA WAS FULL EVEN THE KANGAROOS HAD TO LAUGH
  • GATHERING WEAPONS / AND ALL THE JOURNALISTS HAD TO HAND IN THEIR PENS
  • EURO / THE ONLY COIN WITH 1995 - 2001 IMPRINTED ON IT
  • AFTER ONE MINUTE'S SILENCE / VOICE YOUR OPINION
  • PLEASE SIGN THIS PEACE TREATY / I WILL NOT KILL ANYONE IN NEW YORK AFGHANISTAN OR ANYWHERE ELSE
  • SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA SOMEONE IS STILL RECOUNTING THE VOTES
  • BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS / LIKE HUMAN BEINGS
  • WITH ALL THOSE CAMERAS YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHOW THE WHOLE STORY
  • SMART BOMBS / UNTIL THEY EXPLODE OF COURSE
  • WHEN YOU ARE 18 THE WORLD IS / A CAREER OPPURTUNITY / A PLAYGROUND / BLACK & WHITE / SOMETHING TO CHANGE
  • FREEDOM FROM DRUGS / MAKE LIFE MORE ADDICTIVE
  • AFTER FOUR HOURS OF DISCUSSING REASONABLY AND LOGICALLY I WAS STILL IN LOVE
  • GOOD PROPAGANDA / BAD NEWS
  • THERE ARE MORE COLOURS IN MY WORLD THAN ARMY GREEN AND NAVY BLUE
  • TOP-MEETING / WHEN WILL THE TOP REACH DOWN TO THE BOTTOM
  • HAPPY NEW WEEK
  • DON'T TELL ME / SOMEONE DECIDED FOR YOU
  • EURO POT / BRING YOUR OWN SPICES
  • MONEY CAN TRAVEL EVERYWHERE SO WHY CAN'T PEOPLE

2000[edit]

  • REACH OUT A HAND/ YOU'VE GOT TWO OF THEM
  • COLD/ WHEN I KISSED HIM/ I FROZE ON TO HIS PIERCING
  • KOHL/ MAYBE HE SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT HOW THEY DO IT IN BRUSSLES
  • WINTER LOVE/ SNOW IS GREAT FOR TUMBLING
  • IF EVERYTHING WAS ENLIGHTENED// THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY CONTRAST
  • WHERE DID I PUT MY CHAOS
  • I RAN AWAY/ BUT THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGED/ WAS THE EARTH BENEATH ME
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK// DO YOU NEED TO HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING
  • CAN'T WE JUST SPLIT UP THE USA INTO/ A DEMOCRATIC AND A REPUBLICAN PART
  • PINOCHET// HAS HE EVER BEEN HEALTHY THEN
  • WHAT'S THE USE OF 28 CHANNELS// WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SCREEN
  • VALENTINE'S DAY// ONCE AGAIN MY BROTHER SENT HIMSELF SIX CARDS
  • LOESJE//FOR FUN RAISING
  • REFEREE TO FOOTBALL PLAYER // "YOU'LL GET A CARD / BUT WHICH ONE / YOU'LL SEE AFTER THE COMMERCIALS"
  • THE RULES OF IMAGINATION // ARE NEVER FIXED
  • TRUE BEAUTY // DOESN'T SHOW / UNTIL YOU'RE 70
  • A SUCCESSFUL TRAVELLER/CAN ORDER HIMSELF A BEER ANYWHERE
  • THERE WON'T BE MUCH LEFT OF ALLENDE'S GRAVE/AFTER ALL THE TURNING HE MUST HAVE DONE
  • I'M YOUNG ENOUGH/TO MAKE USE/OF ALL MY EXPERIENCES
  • ISOLATING AUSTRIA//THEN THE WARMTH/WILL NEVER GET THROUGH
  • IF YOU DON'T LIKE IMMIGRANTS/EMIGRATE
  • ARE SCANDALS JUST A WAY/TO GET MORE PEOPLE INTERESTED IN POLITICS
  • ONE DAY/GEORGE DECIDED TO SLEEP LATE
  • CHECHNYA/THE FACT THAT RUSSIA IS DESTROYING IT/ IS THE BEST ARGUMENT THAT IT DOESN'T BELONG TO THEM
  • EUROPEAN FEELING//IS THAT WHAT YOU GET IN YOUR STOMACH/ AFTER EATING ALL THE NATIONAL DISHES
  • HORMONE FOOD//MY TOMATOES ARE MORE MASCULINE THAN I AM
  • JEWISH REFUNDS//WHAT IF THEY PUT THAT MUCH EFFORT IN PEACE NEGOTIATIONS
  • SMOKING//IF I DON'T DIE WITHIN 50 YEARS/I WILL SUE THE HEALTHORGANIZATION
  • FOR THE RIGHT/TO BE ILLEGAL
  • I DON'T GET IT//IMMIGRANTS DON'T WORK/AND STEAL OUR JOBS
  • WHO HAS/A PUBLIC OPINION
  • LET YOUR SELFCONFIDENCE/BE BIGGER THAN YOUR EGO
  • BUTTERFLIES IN MY BELLY/LAMBS IN THE FIELD/POLLEN IN MY NOSE
  • WHO DECIDES/WHAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
  • STAR WARS//DO THE AMERICANS BELIEVE IN MARTIANS AGAIN
  • MULTICULTURAL//OH/YOU MEAN LIKE THE WORLD
  • PEACE PROCESS IN ISRAEL//GOD DOESN'T DARE TO INTERFERE ANY MORE
  • SUMMER LOVE//ISN'T THAT INTERCULTURAL EDUCATION TOO
  • THE WORST KIND OF CHILDREN/ARE GROWN-UPS
  • DEAR BURGLARS//WHILE YOU ARE HERE/PLEASE WATER THE PLANTS/AND RETURN MY LIBRARY BOOKS
  • PUTIN//>>BUT IF YOU DEVIDE THE NUMBER OF DISASTERS BY THE SURFACE AREA/IT ISN'T THAT BAD<<
  • TRAVEL TO MARS//MAYBE LATER/I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO ZAMBIA YET
  • STRONG COFFEE//THE DRUG FOR EVERY OLYMPIC GAMES VIEWER
  • HAVE YOU STARTED THE JOB OF YOUR DREAMS YET
  • ELECTIONS IN THE USA/WHAT IF EVERYONE INVOLVED COULD VOTE
  • MELTING OF THE ICEBERG/IS ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG
  • US ELECTIONS // IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE WHEN THE ONLY WAY IS THE / RIGHT WAY
  • WHEN I EXPLAINED IT TO THE POLICEMAN/HE HELPED ME TO STICK THE REST
  • >>IMMIGRATION SERVICE INFO LINE / PLEASE HOLD ON / THE AVERAGE WAITING TIME IS FIVE YEARS <<
  • THIRD WORLD // WHY DO WE ALWAYS THINK EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE US
  • FALLING EURO//CAN'T THEY LINK IT TO THE PETROL PRICES
  • SERBIA /HEY BRANISLAV/WHEN WILL WE MEET AGAIN
  • HOW FAR/HAS YOUR DINNER TRAVELLED
  • WHY IS IT ILLEGAL TO PAINT A GREY WALL/WHEN IT IS LEGAL TO BUILD IT
  • YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOUT TO BE LOUDER THAN THE SILENT MASS
  • THE OLDER YOU GET/THE LARGER THE CAKE
  • >>HOW ARE YOU IN RELATION TO THE DOLLAR<< / >>WE HAVEN'T BEEN INTRODUCED YET<<
  • HE WHO IS SICK OF FIGHTING / THROW THE FIRST KISS
  • STREET ARTISTS/PEDESTRIANS/TRYING TO CROSS THE ROAD
  • WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SURPRISED BY THE REVOLUTION/ORGANIZE ONE YOURSELF
  • TIME FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT/SAID THE HOMELESS MAN/AND WRAPPED HIMSELF UP
  • US ELECTIONS/AFTER THE NEW RECOUNT/THEY FOUND THREE MORE STATES
  • WALK WITH THE GROUP/OF INDIVIDUALS
  • XMAS QUEUES/AS IF PEOPLE CAN'T WAIT/TO SPEND MONEY
  • VIOLENCE/WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF ARGUMENTS/BEFORE HAVING SAID ANYTHING
  • AFTER FOUR YEARS/UNIVERSITY STARTED WONDERING/HOW TO SURVIVE ME
  • EVENING NEWS/THE SAME WAR/DIFFERENT HAIRDO
  • SECRET POLICE/MY MOTHER ALSO WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME (kidbrother of)

1999[edit]

  • FALL/ DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF LIPS I COULD LEAN AGAINST
  • TAKE YOUR DREAMS/ INTO THE DAYLIGHT
  • I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY/ MY MOTHER DOES IT FOR ME
  • NEWSPAPER ON THE INTERNET/ THE DOG HAD SOME PROBLEM BRINGING THAT
  • PEOPLE SMUGGLING LET'S NOT DO THAT ANYMORE/ BUT SIMPLY SMUGGLE THE BORDERS AWAY
  • NEW JOB// NEXT TO A NEW LAPTOP AN A NEW CAR HE ALSO GOT A NEW SOCIAL LIFE FROM THE COMPANY
  • BOREDOM/THE CRADLE OF IMAGINATION
  • FOODSCANDALS/WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW/COULD KILL YOU
  • IF YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEONE NEW/ KNOCK ON YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S DOOR
  • AUSTRIAN ELECTIONS/ TRYING TO PROVE THAT EXTREME RIGHT AND DEMOCRACY CAN GET ALONG
  • SMOKING COMMERCIALS BANNED/ GREAT/ NOW YOU CAN SMOKE WITHOUT PEOPLE THINKING YOU'RE A COWBOY
  • LIFE// FUNNY HOW YOU ALWAYS START LOOKING FOR THE MEANING OF IT/ AFTER FIVE BEERS
  • FUN GUTS HUMOUR INITIATIVE IMAGINATION/ EVEN WITHOUT MUSIC IT SOUNDS LIKE A SONG
  • SOCIAL WELFARE// YOUTH: CENTRE/ ELDERLY: SUBURBS
  • FEELING/ONE OF THOSE STIMULATING SIGNS THAT YOU EXIST
  • SHORT-TERM EMPLOYMENT/AFTER 57 DIFFERENT JOBS/PETER DECIDED TO GET A LIFE
  • TRAFFIC JAM// I GUESS I PREFER STRAWBERRY
  • SKINHEADS// HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NORDIC COLD
  • ANGRY-LOOKING PEOPLE/ JUST TRYING TO HIDE THE WRINKLES THEY GOT FROM LAUGHING
  • I CAN FEEL YOU BETTER/ IN THE DARK
  • I THREW MY BOYFRIEND OUT/ NOW/ HE IS DATING HIS TV
  • WHY DOESN'T SHE BECOME UGLY/ NOW THAT IT'S OVER the ex-boyfriend of
  • COULD A GUN END UP/IN THE HANDS OF/THE RIGHT PERSON
  • WE ARE RICH
  • CHRISTMAS FOOD/ HEY WHAT'S THAT BAMBI DOING ON MY PLATE
  • A DIFFICULT CHOICE// TO TOLERATE INTOLERANCE/ OR/ TO BE INTOLERANT
  • MILLENNIUM// WHAT IF THE WORLD WOULD GO UNDER/ AND GOD FORGOT TO MAKE A BACKUP
  • WINTER LOVE/ IN MY STOMACH FROZEN BUTTERFLIES BUMP AROUND
  • TOO BAD/ THAT YOU CAN'T TEAR UP A STUPID EMAIL
  • SECRETLY ASKING MILOSEVIC TO GET INVOLVED IN CHECHNYA/ MAYBE THE WEST WILL ACT THEN
  • THE BEST PARTY/ IS THE ONE THAT MUM DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT the kidbrother of
  • FUTURE OF EUROPE / THE FLAG LEAVES SPACE/FOR MORE STARS

1998[edit]

  • I RECKON WARS ARE SPONSORED BY THE MEDIA SO THEY CAN BE SURE OF GETTING SOME NEWS
  • THE SURVIVAL TRIP WAS NOTHING COMPARED WITH A WEEK AT THE OFFICE
  • DEMOCRACY RULES THIS COUNTRY ALL BY ITSELF
  • NEW CZECH GOVERMENT IT`S TIME HAVEL READ HIS OWN BOOKS ONCE MORE
  • GLOBALISATION SOUNDS LIKE A NEW ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN
  • PLANNED STUDIES EVEN MY BIRTH WASN`T TOTALLY PLANNED (`S KID BROTHER)
  • FORGED MONEY IS A MATTER OF DEFINITION
  • WHICH KIND OF CHILDREN`S DAYCARE DO YOU PREFER/ GOVERNMENT/ PRIVATE/ McDONALD'S
  • WHEN THERE`S A CRISIS IN THE USA NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE`S A CRISIS IN IRAQ
  • FAIR TRADE LABELS/ PERHAPS WE NEED AN UNFAIR TRADE LABEL AS WELL
  • IN THE USA EVERYTHING`S ELECTRIC TOOTBRUSHES POPCORN MACHINES CHAIRS
  • IMAGINE YOU KNOW THERE`S ENOUGH FOOD BUT THEY`D RATHER THROW IT AWAY THAN SHARE IT WITH YOU
  • MORE GRANTS FOR SHOWING GUTS
  • THE TRUTH IS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE THE POLITICIANS THOUGHT/ SO IT`S GETTING PRETTY CROWDED THERE
  • MY PRINCE IS MISSING BUT AT LEAST I`VE STILL GOT THAT WHITE HORSE
  • HE`S SO FLEXIBLE HE DOESN`T HAVE TIME FOR HIMSELF
  • IS IT FUN LOOKING SO SERIOUS
  • THIS ISN`T VOICE MAIL I`M TALKING TO YOU
  • SPRING BUDS BURST FORTH IN THE CONCRETE DESERT
  • IRAQ VERSUS USA KOFFI BREAK
  • WHETHER SOMETHING`S RIGHT OR WRONG OFTEN DEPENDS ON WHO`S DONE IT
  • TO GET EVEN MORE ATTENTION THIS YEAR THE POPE WILL DO A BUNGY JUMP FROM ST. PETER`S WITH A CONDOM OVER HIS HEAD
  • FORGET ABOUT OBLIGATIONS JUST GIVE ME THAT RESPONSIBILITY
  • THOUGHT RECYCLING CENTRE
  • ELECTIONS VOTE NOW PAY LATER
  • EVER PLAYED MUSICAL CHAIRS ON A BUSY TERRACE
  • IT WAS MAINLY THANKS TO HIS ALARMCLOCK THAT HIS DREAMS CAME TRUE
  • EU`S REFUGEE POLICY TAKING REFUGEE FROM REALITY
  • CYCLING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE EXPERIENCE `TOILET FRESH` LIVE
  • GOOD MANNERS NOT TELLING THE TEACHER THAT SHE`S DISTURBING YOUR THOUGHTS
  • WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THE PAGES WHICH DON`T MAKE IT TO THE NEWSPAPER
  • FAILED PHILOSOPHER THE ONE THAT SPOILED IT FOR THE OTHERS BECAUSE HE FOUND THE ANSWER TO ALL THE QUESTIONS
  • ISN`T MILITARY INTELLIGENCE A CONTRADICTION IN TERMS
  • EDUCATION ISN`T EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT TOO
  • ELECTIONS HIDE YOUR VOTE IN A LITTLE BOX
  • ISRAEL 50 YEARS WITHOUT PEACE HOW TO CELEBRATE THAT
  • HUMAN RIGHTS NOT MADE IN CHINA
  • SUMMER KEEP THE CAT IN IT`S BBQ TIME
  • KOSOVO/ UN PRIORITY LIST FIRST WE HELP THE COUNTRIES THAT HAVE MONEY THEN WE WILL DISCUSS THE REST

1997[edit]

  • IN RICH COUNTRIES DOORS ARE WIDER
  • ANOTHER NEW YEAR IN RUSSIA THAT`S GOOD NEWS SINCE THEIR OLD ONE EXPIRED IN FEBRUARY LAST YEAR
  • STUCK IN THE SNOW WITH A THOUSAND FELLOW- COUNTRYMEN THIS MUST BE WINTER SPORTS
  • BIRTH CONTROL MORE SEX FEWER BABIES
  • A SNOWFLAKE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT IT`S HARD TO SEE IT WHEN IT`S LYING IN A HEAP
  • YOU HAVE TO WORK BECAUSE WORK IS GOOD FOR YOU/ YOU HAVE TO CONSUME BECAUSE THE MARKET IS HUNGRY
  • GENETIC ENGINEERING CORN, FISH AND SOMETHING IN BETWEEN
  • WHY DON`T THEY MAKE AIRCRAFT OUT OF THE SAME MATERIAL AS THE BLACKBOX
  • THE CREATIVENESS OF THE DEMONSTRANTS IN BELGRADE IS A HOPEFUL SIGN FOR THE FUTURE
  • SURFING CYBERSPACE HE KNEW HE HAD TO COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH WHEN HE BURNT HIS LIPS ON A CUP OF TEA
  • A STRONG EUROPEAN CURRENCY SOUNDS AS IF WE`RE FOR A FIGHT
  • ALBANIA WITH DOLLAR SIGNS IN YOUR EYES YOU`RE BOUND TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL
  • NOW WE`VE SOLVED THE PALESTINIAN PROBLEM LET`S DEAL WITH THE KURDS
  • WORLD PROMOTION
  • BELGRADE/ WORLD DIGGING-YOUR-HEALS-IN COMPETITION THE OPPOSITION WON
  • COMMUNICATION/ SHUT UP AND TOUCH ME
  • JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO DISCOVER THE MEANING OF LIFE HE DROWNED IN THE STREAM OF CONCIOUSNESS
  • ON VALENTINE`S DAY EVERYONE CAN BE A HEART DONOR
  • MEDIA/ WHEN PEACE CAME TO CHECHNYA STARVATION CAME BACK TO AFRICA
  • CLONES WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND IN THE OFFICE YOU DON`T BELIEVE THAT THEY HAVEN`T DONE THIS BEFORE
  • IF YOU CAN`T PROVE IT SCIENTIFICALLY CALL IT RELIGION
  • EVER SINCE THE TELLY BROKE DOWN IN OLDIE`S HOME `SUNDOWN` EVERYBODY SEEMED A LOT LESS DEMENTED
  • THE FLU/ JUST A SIGN THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY MEET PEOPLE
  • LEFT, RIGHT I`M GOING STRAIGHT AHEAD
  • BRICK/ A PRACTICAL TOOL FOR SWITCHING OFF THE TV-SET
  • I DON`T WANT TO GO TO BED YET/ WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR/ DAD PROMISED TO E-MAIL ME A STORY
  • IF THE MARKET IS IN CONTROL ARE WE LIVING THEN IN A DICTATORSHIP
  • CHURCH ISN`T THAT ONE OF THOSE PLACES WHERE THE HOMELESS CAN SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
  • EU CONFERENCE IN AMSTERDAM/ EVERYONE BRING YOUR SWIMMING THINGS/ WHAT WE DO WILL BE A SURPRISE
  • NATO EXPANSION/ CLINTON: WE`RE GOING TO DO AS WE LIKE YELTSIN: SO ARE WE GOOD THEN WE AGREE
  • SUPPORT THE ISRAEL PEACE PROCESS/ PUT YOUR MONEY ON THE WEST BANK
  • SPRING/ TIME FOR THE ASPHALT TO BLOSSOM
  • HOLIDAYS/ TEN REFUGEES IN MY ROOM FOR THREE WEEKS AND I CAN SEE THE WHOLE WORLD
  • COME ON THEN DO SOME INNER CLEANING
  • RE- INVENTING THE WHEEL MAY SEEM SUPERFLUOUS / IT CAN BE VERY CLARIFYING
  • TURKEY/ IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THE POLITICAL PRISONERS COULD SEE AS MUCH SUN AS THE TOURISTS
  • UN REPORT/ IT`S ONLY DANGEROUS FOR CHILDREN OVER 15 KILOS TO WALK OVER MINEFIELDS
  • MY WORLD DOESN`T TURN IT BOUNCES
  • SORRY BUT THE EMU CAN`T MAKE UP TO MY DEMANDS
  • MOTHER`S DAY HOW ABOUT THE MOTHER`S NIGHT
  • IF YOUR IDEAS DON`T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR TEAR DOWN THE WALL
  • AND FINALLY BLAIR PRIVATIZED LABOUR
  • UNIFORMS/ WHY WRAP ALL SWEETS IN THE SAME PAPER
  • FREEDOM SAID THE POLICEMAN AND PLAYED BASEBALL WITH HIS TRUNCHEON
  • EUROSUMMIT BORDERS ARE FADING AND AMSTERDAM IS BEING BARRICADED
  • THAT GIRL IS A HOLIDAY ALL BY HERSELF (`S TEACHER)
  • NO VIOLENCE ON TV/ I`D PREFER NO VIOLENCE ANYWHERE
  • GRADUATION/ I FINISHED SCHOOL JUST AS HAPPY AS WHEN I STARTED
  • HOW COME THERE ARE MORE TV CHANNELS THAN POLITICAL ALTERNATIVES
  • CLONING/ HAVE YOU REGISTERED YOURSELF AS A TRADEMARK YET
  • THE PROBLEM WITH POWER IS THAT ONLY THOSE WHO CAN`T HANDLE IT WANT IT
  • I DIDN`T KNOW WHAT SWEDISH CULTURE WAS UNTIL I HAD SEEN TEN OTHERS
  • IS THE DREAM A PASSPORT FULL OF STAMPS OR A WORLD WITHOUT ANY
  • ACCIDENTS SELDOM COME SINGLE/ THERE IS ALWAYS A JOURNALIST AROUND
  • NEW REFUGEE POLICY IF YOU REALLY CAN`T STAY YOU MAY LEAVE
  • TOURISM/ YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE IS SOMEBODY ELSE`S ADVENTURE
  • BUREAUCRAZY MY MUM SAYS I`M NUMBER ONE
  • FORTRESS EUROPE/ THE EU RECYCLED BOTH/ THE BERLIN WALL AND THE IRON CURTAIN
  • IF THE WORLD IS ROUND WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE CONSTANTLY LIVING ON THE EDGE
  • SINCE I`VE SEEN THE X- FILES I UNDERSTAND MY PARENTS MUCH BETTER
  • INITIATIVE RULE IF YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA YOU CAN`T KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
  • WE HAVE TO SET LIMITS/ YEAH HOW ABOUT TILL THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
  • NO SHARES/ BUT SHARINGS
  • THIS IS A NICE DAY TO BE UNEMPLOYED
  • FOR MORE LIFE BEFORE DEATH
  • WHY ARE PEOPLE WITHOUT VISION ALWAYS AFRAID OF LOSING THEIR FACE
  • YOUNG PEOPLE LIVE UNHEALTHY LIVES/ ESPECIALLY IN MALAYSIA, INDONESIA AND BANGLADESH
  • OF COURSE THE USA DIDN`T SIGN THE ANTI-LANDMINE TREATY NO CHICKEN WOULD SIGN AN ANTI-EGG TREATY
  • USA/ LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS ESPECIALLY OUR LANDMINES
  • WHY DO SO MANY CYCLISTS DRIVE CARS
  • IF WORDS ARE TOO BIG THEY CAN EASILY GET STUCK IN YOUR EARS
  • COMMUNI-ACTION
  • WITH MONEY AS A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE YOU CAN`T SAY WHAT YOU THINK
  • FOR CENTURIES PEOPLE HAVE LAUGHED ABOUT PERPETUAL MOTION/ YET EVERYONE BELIEVES IN THE STOCK MARKET
  • ASIAN CHILDREN WISH THEY DIDN`T HAVE TO MAKE SO MANY PRESENTS FOR SANTA
  • SUCH A SHAME THAT PEOPLE SAVE THEIR FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR THE TOILET WALL
  • POLITICS NOTHING FRESH TODAY/ THEY JUST SERVE US YESTERDAY`S SOUP
  • LOVE OFTEN COMES AROUND LIKE A NEW YEAR
  • ECONOMIC REFUGEES ARE NOT WELCOME BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE BUSINESSMEN FROM ABROAD
  • DON`T TALK ABOUT THAT SINGLE DROP TALK ABOUT THE CONTENTS OF THE BUCKET
  • WHO NEEDS DEMOCRACY WHEN WE CAN AGREE

1996[edit]

  • BUSSTOP TOPICS/ THE WEATHER, LIFE, THIS LOESJE POSTER
  • PUBLIC RELATIONS/ LET`S START A CIVIL WAR TO MAKE CLINTON COME HERE TOO
  • REBUILDING BOSNIA/ HE WHO IS FREE FROM VENGEANCE LAY THE FIRST STONE
  • TEN YEARS AFTER CHERNOBYL THE BUMPY PSYCHEDELICS `YOU CAN STILL HEAR IT IN OUR MUSIC`
  • I WONDER IF POCAHONTAS LIKES IT IN THE HAPPY MEAL BOX
  • MORE INTERNATIONAL THAT COCA COLA MORE COLOURFUL THAN FANTA
  • YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SNOWMAN/ SMILE LIKE HIM TOO
  • NOBODY IS ILLEGAL/ THE WORLD BELONGS TO ALL OF US
  • I`M NOT SURE BUT I THINK THAT AFTER THE YEAR 2000 THERE STILL WILL BE A LOT OF CLOUDS
  • CNN IF YOU COVER 5 BILLION PEOPLE IN 5 MINUTES YOU ARE BOUND TO LOSE SOMEONE
  • TO BE AWAKE IS THAT THE SAME AS NOT TO SLEEP
  • IFOR WE HAVEN`T HAD ANY ORDERS TO LOOK AT ANY MASSGRAVES
  • LOVE IS FOR FREE BUT WAR COSTS LUCKILY IT ISN`T THE OTHER WAY AROUND
  • VALENTINE`S DAY/ HE CAME HIMSELF
  • THIS GOVERMENT DOESN`T CUT DOWN IT CUTS OFF
  • MY MIND WAS ABOUT TO DRIFT VERY FAR AWAY BUT LUCKILY MY EARS KEPT IT IN PLACE
  • THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE WILL VOTE FOR THE HEALTH OF YELTSIN
  • SPRING IS HERE IT`S ITCHING ALL OVER MY BODY LOVE/ OR EARLY MOSQUITOES
  • THE MANAGER`S QUIT SMOKING/ BUT HIS FACTORY HASN`T
  • SHALL WE SOLVE OUR ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS OR SHALL WE GO TO MARS AND SOLVE THEIRS
  • I`M NOT TRYING TO ESCAPE REALITY BUT I NEED A BREAK SOMETIMES
  • EUROCONDOM WHEN WILL THE REAL PROBLEM BE DEALT WITH
  • DEMOCRACY MELTING POT OR FRUIT SALAD
  • WE ARE WITH 6 BILLION PEOPLE TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS YOU KNOW
  • ONCE TO THE LEFT/ TWICE TO THE RIGHT/ WHO ON EARTH WROTE THE CITY`S GUIDE TO AMERICAN POLITICS
  • IN BOSNIA THEY DO GENEAOLOGY WITH SHOVELS
  • HOW CAN YOU FEEL POWERLESS WHEN YOU SEE THAT SUNSHINE CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING
  • I STROLLED DOWN THE ROAD AND GURGLED WITH DELIGHT
  • ELECTIONS IN THE USA THE MORE BALLOONS THE MORE HOT AIR
  • I DON`T NEED A WATCH BECAUSE I`VE GOT TIME
  • THE GOVERNMENT ARE AGAINST RACISM JUST LIKE THEY ARE AGAINST UNEMPLOYMENT AND FOR YOUTH
  • ECOFOOD IS STILL ECOLOGICAL AFTER 18 HOURS IN A TRUCK
  • AND WHEN I FINALLY DARED TO LOOK UNDER THE BED THE CROCODILE TURNED OUT TO BE REALLY SWEET
  • DON`T FORGET LIFE
  • ECONOMICS IS JOINING UP WITH THE ENVIRONMENT LIKE A CAR JOINS UP WITH A TREE
  • BECAUSE OF THE RISE IN SEA LEVEL SUNSET WILL BE 15 MINUTES EARLIER TODAY
  • THERE`S NOTHING AS PRACTIAL AS A GOOD THEORY
  • OF COURSE THE QUESTION IS: CAN A FACTORY CLAIM YOUR LIFE
  • EUROPE IS ALMOST UNITED NOW/ FRANCE REJECTED HOLLAND`S DRUG POLICY/ HOLLAND DOESN`T EAT FRENCH CHEESE AND NOBODY WANTS BRITISH COWS ANY MORE
  • RIGHT NOW FROGS ARE HAVING WILD SEX
  • ONE FLOWER DOESN`T MAKE A SUMMER BUT IT DOES MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY
  • MINES DO THE WOUNDS ALSO HEAL IN FOUR MONTHS
  • UNEMPLOYMENT/ THE GOVERMENT IS BUSY BIDING ITS TIME
  • IF YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND TODAY YOUR TEETH WILL CRUNCH TOMORROW
  • I THINK GOD WAS REALLY STONED WHEN HE CREATED THE UNIVERSE
  • MIDSUMMER TRAFFIC JAM/ HERE WE ALL ARE ESCAPING THE CITY CROWDS
  • UNEMPLOYMENT/ I DON`T HAVE A JOB BUT I`M WORKING ON IT
  • IF LUCK STILL ISN`T KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR/ OPEN IT AND DARE TO FIND IT YOURSELF
  • FUTURE IS LIKE KNOWING IT BUT I LOVE THE EXCITEMENT OF NOT KNOWING
  • ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION/ THE SERPENT WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO THE APPLES
  • I THINK THE BUTTERFLY IN MY STOMACH HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE ONE IN HIS
  • WHAT`S THAT THUMPING SOUND/ IT`S PERES BANGING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WAILING WALL
  • THE WORST THING ABOUT LACK OF COMMON SENSE IS THAT THOSE WHO`VE GOT IT DON`T REALIZE IT
  • ELECTIONS IN RUSSIA/ THE WORST MAN MAY TURN INTO THE BEST DURING HIS ELECTIONS CAMPAIGN
  • LIFE ON MARS/ A BIT OF PESTICIDE WILL SOON CLEAR THAT UP
  • PLEASE CROSS MY BORDER
  • BETTER ONE SCREW TOO LOOSE THAN TEN TOO TIGHT
  • TAKE RESPONSIBILITY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE TAKES IT AWAY
  • ISRAEL/ ONCE HISTORY IS WRITTEN DOWN IT`S HARD TO CHANGE
  • I WONDER WHETHER FISH BELIEVE IN LIFE ABOVE THE SURFACE
  • RULES WOULD BE EASIER TO FOLLOW IF WE`D BEEN INVOLVED IN MAKING THEM
  • ELECTIONS IN THE USA/ SHOULDN`T THE REST OF THE WORLD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE AS WELL
  • `YES` SAID THE POLITICIAN `NO` HE MEANT `HMM...` THOUGHT THE PEOPLE
  • THE TWENTIETH CENTURY PITY ABOUT THE RAINFOREST BUT IT GAVE US PLENTY TO READ ABOUT
  • MOTHER RUSSIA IS WILLING TO SELL BORIS HER HEART FOR 5 DEUTSCHMARKS AND A BIT OF MEAT
  • DARLING WITH MY LASERPEN I WILL WRITE YOU A POEM ON THE FIRST CLOUD WE FIND
  • THEY SAY IT`S IMPORTANT TO KNOW OUR HISTORY SO WHY DON`T THE SECRET POLICE OPEN UP THEIR FILES
  • NETANYAHU IS THERE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
  • HAPPILY UNHAPPY WITH THE WORLD
  • LABOUR ARE WE RIGHT- WING ENGLISH TO GOVERN YET
  • HEALTH SERVICE CUTS THE POLITICIANS WANT US TO DIE HEALTHY
  • EVERYTHING MUST CAN WANTS TO CHANGE
  • GRANDPA IS MY IDEAL OF BEAUTY HE HAS SUCH BEAUTIFUL OPINIONS
  • I THINK YOU`RE FUN
  • SHE WAS HAPPY WITH HER TWO MOTHERS NONE OF HER CLASSMATES HAD MORE THAN ONE PARENT
  • ELECTION RESULTS USA MISS AMERICA IS CALLED BILL CLINTON AND THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD
  • EMU UNFORTUNATELY THE REFERENDUM HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO IMPORTANT ECONOMIC DECISIONS
  • IF MY FAMILY GETS TOGETHER FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER I`LL INVITE A U.N. OBSERVER
  • NOVEMBER MAYBE IT`S A POOR EXCUSE BUT I MUST WARM MY COLD HANDS ON YOUR STOMACH
  • WINTER NOT EVEN THE IMMIGRATION SERVICE CAN KEEP IT OUT
  • I THINK HE MISTOOK THE MEANING OF INNER BEAUTY HE HAD HIS TONGUE PIERCED
  • FREE ELECTIONS/ MILOSEVIC FELT FREE TO DO WHAT HE LIKED
  • CHERNOBYL FAILED PRESIDENT LUKASHENKA TRIES AGAIN
  • LET`S HAVE A TASTY NEW YEAR
  • SWITSERLAND SILENCE IS GOLDEN
  • ONE RAINY DAY MY MAKE-UP SPREAD INTO A BODY PAINTING

1995[edit]

  • IT WAS PRECISELY YOU I LONGED FOR
  • THE WILD ADVENTURES OF COURAGE AND POWER
  • AND ON SUNDAY GRANDDAD GOES TO THE PARK WITH HIS GRANDCHILDREN TO FEED THE HOMELESS
  • WHAT DID THE MINISTER DO DURING THE SOCIAL LESSONS
  • FINALLY READY WITH MY SNOWMAN I WONDER WHERE MY BROTHER IS
  • JELTSIN:` HUMAN RIGHTS? COME BACK IN TWO WEEKS`
  • NEGATIVE DON`T MAKE A COPY
  • ON THE SEVENTH DAY GOD PREACHED FOR ONE HOUR AND A HALF
  • OLD- FASHIONED BEE PARENTS STILL INSTRUCT THEIR LARVAS ABOUT SPERM AND OVA
  • CANNED FOOD NOTHING BUT CANNED FOOD, SAID WARHEL`S CAT
  • THE DUTCH COULDN`T GET ALL THAT WATER INTO THEIR CUCUMBERS IN TIME
  • TRADE WAR: CHINA JUST DOESN`T UNDERSTAND THE US ONLY WANTS FAIR FREE TRADE AND TO BE IN CHARGE
  • EVEN WITHOUT A STRUGGLE YOU CAN GET FURTHER THAN THE VOTING BOOTH
  • NEXT WEEK IN SCHOOL WEEK OF OPTIMISM
  • A GOOD THOUGHT HEATS THE ENTIRE HOUSE
  • SEX IS GOOD FOR YOUR BELLY MUSCLES AND IT IS MUCH MORE FUN THAN FITNESS
  • BODY LANGUAGE THE WORDS AREN`T THAT DIFFICULT BUT THAT BLOODY GRAMMAR
  • WHERE LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP ARGUE, REPROACH WINS
  • THE TURKISH GROCER TURNED OUT TO BE FROM IRAN
  • IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF SCARY SOUNDS SUDDENLY YOU HEAR THEM EVERYWHERE FROM BELOW YOUR BED AND UNDER THE BONNET OF YOUR CAR
  • SOME POSTERS ARE TO BE TASTED SOME TO BE SWALLOWED SOME TO BE ENJOYED
  • SPRING CLEANING EVEN THE HOMELESS CHANGE THEIR CARDBOARD BOXES
  • POVERTY CONFERENCE IN COPENHAGENWHAT A SHAME THAT ONLY THE RICH COULD COME
  • POLITICAL CHESS MAKE A MOVE AND PASS THE BOARD ON TO THE NEXT PERSON
  • YELTSIN IS DETERMINED TO CONTINUE THE FIRST WORLD WAR IN CHECHNYA
  • WHEN A COUNTRY DIVORCES IT IS THE CHILDREN THAT SUFFER
  • NEVER LEND THE DAY OF YOUR LIFE TO SOMEONE ELSE
  • I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
  • THE RIGHT WAY HAS A LOT OF TURNINGS
  • ALTHOUGH HE IS ILLEGAL, HE FEELS MOST AT HOME HERE
  • WAR IN TURKEY, SMALL MISTAKE, THEY SEND THEIR PEACE KEEPING UN- FORCES TO BOSNIA
  • DEMOCRACY IN RUSSIA YELTSIN:` I`M THE PEOPLE`
  • CLIMATE CONFERENCE BERLIN THE POLITICIANS ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE NEXT ELECTIONS THAN ABOUT THE NEXT GENERATION
  • DONATION OF ORGANS HE HAD A WARM HEART WHICH NOW WARMS SOMEONE ELSE
  • SPRING SPRING SPRING HE IS FROM KURDISTAN I`M FROM LINKÖPING
  • LOESJE TRAFFIC INFORMATION DON`T GO TO YOUR WORK UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
  • SPRING I AM SO ULTRAPLUS FUTURE HAPPY WITH POWER AND ACTIVATOR I AM JUST BUBBLING WITH ENERGY
  • STILL THE AIR IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL DAYS
  • DID ANYONE DEMAND RESPONSIBILITY YET FOR THE ATTACK ON THE ENVIRONMENT
  • LEAVE YOUR FAXNUMBER AFTER THE BEEP AND MY COMPUTER WILL CALL YOU BACK
  • HOLIDAYS BAG ON YOUR BACK GLASSES ON YOUR NOSE AND UP YOUR THUMB
  • IF IT IS WAR IN THE COUNTRY OF YOUR BIRTH IN YOUR HEAD IT IS A BIT WAR ALL THE TIME
  • I DON`T BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION I DIDN`T DO THAT IN MY FORMER LIFE EITHER
  • THE POOR JANITOR AGAIN HAS TO MOVE THE YELLOW FLOWERS
  • EDUCATION METHOD IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING YOU`LL LEARN IT AS A MATTER OF COURSE
  • HE IS READING SO CONCENTRATED MUST BE STUDYING FOR WASHING POWDER
  • NOTHING EVER CHANGES SAID UNCLE HARRY NOW TAKE ME
  • THE JOY OF LIFE IS THE ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTIONS
  • AS A BACHELOR YOU HAVE TO BE FATHER, MOTHER AND CHILD AT THE SAME TIME THAT ISN`T ALWAYS EASY
  • ALONE YOU ARE NOBODY IN THE CROWD YOU ARE NOTHING SO COME TO LIVE WITH ME
  • BOSNIA IN THE SPARTA- ATHENS WAR WOMEN FROM BOTH SIDES REFUSED TO HAVE SEX WITH THE SOLDIERS THAT WORKED
  • UNCLE HARRY REALLY LOVED MAKING THE SUN RISE AND SET ALAS HE DIED
  • JEHOVAH`S WITNESSES AM I A BELIEVER NO I AM THE DAUGHTER OF A DEVIL WAIT I`LL CALL HIM
  • DON`T CHEER TOO SOON, GRANDDAD IS STILL SLEEPING
  • IF EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GO FROM A TO B WHY STRAIGHT THROUGH C
  • THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING, BECAUSE IT`S THE STEWARDESS`S BIRTHDAY WE NOW DO 20 LOOPS
  • FIGHT UNEMPLOYMENT, WORK LESS
  • PARIS WHAT PARIS BUT DEAR THIS ONE IS GOING TO FRANKFURT WELL LET`S GO TO FRANKFURT
  • I DON`T SMOKE BUT DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT FOR ME ANYWAY
  • LET`S BOMB THE USA WITH OUR CULTURES
  • RUMOUR CHIRAC`S WIFE DID A PREGNANCY TEST IN THE NEIGHBOURS GARDEN
  • SUDDENLY ON HIS 65TH BIRTHDAY THE GENERAL CAUGHT HIMSELF ON HAVING A FEELING
  • THE PREACHER TOLD ME TO LOVE MY ENEMY UNFORTUNATELY HE IS NOT MY TYPE
  • BOSNIA KISS FIRST TALK LATER
  • -RING- MY DOORBELL IS ALWAYS A LITTLE SHY WHEN YOU RING
  • UBALA UBALA I DON`T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN
  • TEMPERATURE RISES, ECONOMY BOILS, PEOPLE EXPLODE, CARS DRIVE ROUND BY THEMSELVES, COMPUTERS START TO HAVE SEX TILL FINALLY ALL STATES MELT TOGETHER
  • WHERE ARE THE PIONEERS OF THE NEW SOCIETY
  • IT`S BETTER TO SHOOT THE STARS AND FAIL THAN TO HIT A LAMPPOST AND SUCCEED
  • AUTUMN HAVE SOME FUN UNDER THOSE LEAVES
  • UNILEVER SHELL DAIMLER BENY BASF BUY YOUR SHARES IN EU- POLITICS
  • NUCLEAR TESTS MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY SOMETHING ELSE HOW ABOUT HUMANITY
  • HE WAS SO CONFUSED THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN HE FOUND THE KEY TO HIS APARTMENT
  • ELK HUNT- WHICH SPECIES IS GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR KEEPING DOWN THE NUMBER OF HUMAN BEINGS
  • CHILD LABOUR IT`S HIGH TIME WE STARTED WORKING WITH OUR CHILDREN
  • DON`T BOTHER ME OR I`LL BUY SOMETHING TO DRINK
  • HE DIDN`T KNOW WHICH FOOT TO STAND ON SO I LET HIM SIT ON MY LAP
  • IN MY INNER WORLD NEW COUNTRIES ARE CONSTANTLY BEING CREATED
  • MANAGEMENT ALWAYS GETS THE PERSONNEL IT DESERVES
  • THERE IS SO MUCH ENERGY IN THE WORLD SUCH A SHAME TO BLOW IT AWAY
  • SHE IS A DONOR IN HER HEART AND SOUL
  • LOVE COMES AND GOES IT DOESN`T DEPEND
  • TV TRY TURNING ON YOUR BRAIN FOR A CHANGE
  • DO YOU ALREADY HAVE A COMMITTEE FOR ORGANISING PARTIES AT YOUR WORK
  • HORROR THAT SCARY MAN WHO MARRIED YOUR MUM
  • MANKIND`S REMAINING CHALLENGES PEACE IN YUGOSLAVIA VEGETARIAN McDONALD'S
  • NOVEMBER 24TH AT THE FIRST ATTEMPT I BLEW ALL MY BIRTHDAY CANDLES AWAY
  • WHO WILL BE DESCRIBING REALITY TODAY
  • HIGHER WAGES FOR POLITICIANS `THE PEOPLE ARE RIGHT WE CAN`T CUT DOWN ON EVERYTHING`
  • ELECTIONS -DICTATOR WALESA -KING WALESA -POPE WALESA -WORKER WALESA
  • THE STRUGGLE FOR THE HEART OF RUSSIA (DRAWING) HAS ALREADY BEGUN
  • DREAMING ISN`T BAD IT`S BAD NOT TO DREAM
  • MY STOMACH IS A FLUTE MY EYES ARE STEEL MY POCKETS ARE EMPTY BUT I FEEL GOOD
  • MALE FEMINIST/ CONFESS YOU ARE ONE AREN`T YOU
  • HE SEEMED TO BE A NICE DEPRESSIVE GUY BUT ONCE IN BED
  • THE PARKS ARE EMPTY/ THE HOMELESS ARE ON STRIKE
  • MASS STRIKE IN FRANCE AGAINST CUTBACKS ON SOCIAL SECURITY/ LET`S GO THERE AND JOIN THEM
  • PLEASE SANTA/ 10CM OF SNOW AND TEACHER`S FLU- EPIDEMIA
  • WHEN PLAN A FAILS WE STILL HAVE THE REST OF THE ALPHABET
  • NEW YEAR SALES/ IS IT POSSIBLE TO SWAP OLD POLITICIANS FOR NEW SHOES
  • FIRST OFFICIAL MURUROA RESULTS IT GOES BANG WHEN IT BLOWS UP
  • PRINCESSES CAN BE FROGS TOO
  • LET KARADZIC, TUDJMAN AND MILOSEVIC HURRY UP WITH THAT PEACE SO THEY CAN BE ARRESTED
  • SINCE GOD SEES EVERYTHING HE MUST BE A LONG WAY AWAY
  • FEED YOUR LITTLE BABY WITH BIG IDEAS

1994[edit]

  • BOSNIA IN THE NATO
  • YOU DON`T NEED TO MAKE JOKES JUST READ THE POLITICAL PROGRAMS
  • COME CLOSE TO ME SO WE CAN START TO MAKE PEACE
  • FIGHT THE UNEMPLOYMENT, LET`S CHOOSE TWO PRESIDENTS
  • THROW YOUR HAT IN THE AIR, MAYBE SOMEONE WILL CATCH IT
  • I AM THE SUPREME PLURIFORMITY
  • WITH THE VIDEOCAMERA ON ACCOUNT HE FILMED HIS EMPTY FRIDGE
  • GENETIC, DID GOD FORGET TO ASK PATENT ON THE HUMAN
  • WE DON`T NEED POLITICIANS ANYMORE, MY NEIGHBOUR SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS
  • THERE IS ENOUGH WORK ONLY THE OPEN MARKET DOESN`T COOPERATE
  • MY SISTER IS IN LOVE, NOW I CAN USE HER WALKMAN (`S KIDBROTHER)
  • IT`S CHEAPER TO BUY WATER IN THE BEER THAN IN THE CUCUMBER
  • THE DAYS IN THE WEEK ARE NOT FAIRLY PLACED
  • I AM A SOCIAL WORKER, I TRY TO KEEP MYSELF OUT OF MISERY
  • TOMORROW WILL USE YOU THE WAY YOU USE TODAY
  • I CAN HEAR THE SMILE OF YOUR FACE
  • IMAGINE THAT EVERYTHING IN THE NEWSPAPER WOULD BE TRUE
  • THE INDIVIDUAL IS A MINORITY, ARE WE AFRAID OF OURSELVES
  • RISE IT`S EASTER
  • `ANOTHER APPLE` ASKED THE SNAKE
  • PLEASE WRITE YOUR NAME UNDER THIS PEACE TREATY AS WELL `I WILL NOT SHOOT ANYONE IN BOSNIA, ON THE WEST BANK OR ANYWHERE ELSE`
  • ONLY 10% OF THE ELEPHANTS VOTED FOR KEEPER HANK
  • LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR, THE BIBLE, THE KORAN, THE TORAH AND LOESJE SAY
  • IF YOU CANNOT FIND THE KEY, CHANGE THE LOCK
  • THE ECONOMY IS LIKE A DEAD CAT, IT DOESN`T WAKE UP, ALTHOUGH SEVERAL RESUSCITATION ATTEMPTS HAVE BEEN MADE
  • THE SKY IS BLUE, THE TREES ARE BARE, AND THE NEIGHBOUR IN HIS GARDEN BANGS ON A POST
  • WOULD YOU BE MY DREAM
  • WHAT A CONCERT, ALL HIS STRINGS SNAPPED, HIS VOICE BROKE AND FINALLY HE CRASHED THROUGH THE STAGE
  • MAYBE WE COULD FLY IF WE DIDN`T USE SUCH HEAVY WORDS
  • HE WAS A RED HOT LOVER, BUT HE WASN`T SO HOT WITH THE DISHES
  • THERE`S BEAUTY IN THE AIR
  • SPRING CLEANING, RECKON I`LL START WITH MY RELATIONSHIP
  • IN FINLAND WE`VE EVEN GOT THE MAFIA ON THE RADIO
  • THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN AT SCHOOL IS HOW TO READ THE CLOCK
  • WHY DON`T THE THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES JUST PAY THEIR DEBTS IN SIGNS OF LIFE
  • WE CAN KISS ANYWHERE
  • A YOUNG LAD DWELLS WITHIN MY GRANDFATHER
  • HEY, I`M IN LOVE AND IT`S NOT EVEN ON THE NEWS
  • THAT SINGLE MOMENT OF THOUGHTLESSNESS BROUGHT ME LOTS OF THOUGHTS
  • A PLACE WHERE I CAN DECIDE WHAT I`LL DO, WHEN AND HOW I`LL DO IT, WHAT`S BEAUTIFUL AND UGLY AND GREEN AND BLUE
  • TO BE A GREAT WORLDLEADER, SING OR DANCE NOW AND THEN
  • A DUSTY AND DESERTED STATION FILLED WITH VAGUE POETRY THAT MISSED THE TRAIN
  • SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY, THAT YOU SIT ON YOUR BALCONY TILL WELL AFTER MIDNIGHT, DRINKING WINE AND PHILOSOPHIZING ABOUT EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE
  • NOW ON TV, THE SILLY-RUNNING-BACK-AND-FORTH CHAMPIONSHIPS IN THE USA
  • MORE BUTTERFLIES IN CHINA
  • IN THE FIRST EUROPEAN REFERENDUM, BET THEY`LL ASK US `DO YOU FEEL YOU BELONG HERE`
  • LOESJE AGAINST INTERNATIONALLY ORGANIZED MISERY
  • AGAIN PEACE NEGOTIATIONS HAVE BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH
  • SCREAMING, THE PIGS COMPASSED EUROPE THREE TIMES TO FETCH IN THE SUBSIDIES
  • I HAD A QUICK LOOK BEHIND THE TELLY TO SEE IF EVERYTHING WAS TRUE
  • LET`S GIVE THE STREET TO THE CHILDREN AND LOOK IN THE CARS IN THE NURSERY
  • NOT AN EXCEPTIONAL GOAL, NO, BUT STILL A MAGNIFICENT DYING SWAN
  • THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE WAS STRONGER THAN MY SPANISH
  • 1.000.000.000, 2.000.000.000, 10.000.000.000, WHY BOTHER, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A TREE FOR YOUR HAMMOCK
  • THE POPE, POOR MAN, HE JUST GETS TOO LITTLE LIGHT IN THE VATICAN
  • YOU CAN DRESS UP ROUGH NEAT OR GLAMOROUS, BUT I CAN SEE YOUR TEDDYBEAR SOUL ANYWAY
  • I AM YOUR COURSE OF STUDY
  • IRA NOW THE WAR IS OVER IN NORTHERN IRELAND, WHY NOT END CHRISTIANITY AS WELL
  • WITH BOTH FEET ON THE GROUND YOU WON`T GET FAR
  • `PLOP` ANOTHER TEACHER LIBERATED
  • PUT MAN BACK IN THE ENVIRONMENT
  • A PINK GOVERNMENT FOR GERMANY
  • WHILE WAITING FOR THE GREAT LOVE, WHY NOT TRY THE LITTLE ONE
  • EVERY TIME I WANT TO MAKE A DECISION MY FATHER SAYS `THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE`
  • LET`S FLY TO VENUS
  • DON`T GO, EVERYTHING IS HERE
  • UNIVERSE IN SIGHT
  • THE REFORMED ATHEISTS HAVE GONE AND SECEDED FROM THE ORTHODOX HEATHEN AGAIN
  • HAITI, DEMOCRACY IS CAMOUFLAGE KIT
  • ALL PEOPLE WHO STILL HAVE WORK, PLEASE REPORT TO THE JOB CENTRE BY 5 PM
  • THE SILENCE IN THE WOOD IS TOO SILENT TO BE HEARD
  • IGOR, THE FAX MACHINE IS ON AND WE WILL BE WAITING
  • COULDN`T SLEEP LAST NIGHT, PICKED UP THE PHONE AND DIALLED A RANDOM NUMBER IN LA WOULD YOU BELIEVE JACK NICHOLSON
  • WONDERFUL PEOPLE ARE FULL OF MISTAKES AND WONDER
  • IT`S TIME SOMEONE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU
  • BORIS YELTSIN TO BILL CLINTON HAVE YOU FOLKS GOT ALL THE PLUTONIOUM YOU NEED
  • AUTUMN LIGHT IS MY BOYFRIEND, HE`S SO ABSORBED IN A POEM, ALRIGHT MAYBE HE DOESN`T GET IT BUT THE LOOK IN HIS EYES IS SO SWEET
  • IN THE EARLY MORNING TRAFFIC JAM A LONELY DRIVER CAN FEEL HE STILL BELONGS SOMEWHERE
  • WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS WITH YOU
  • BETTER WATCH OUT THAT YOU WON`T BECOME A TELEVISION SET IN YOUR NEXT LIFE
  • HO HO HO SKI-LIFTS ARE GOOD, BUT REINDEER ARE BETTER
  • A GOOD IDEA KNOCKS BEFORE COMING INTO YOUR HEAD
  • DEMOCRACY THE MYSTERIOUS WORLD BETWEEN APPEARANCE AND REPRESENTATION
  • DEAR WALL, CAN YOU HOLD THIS POSTER FOR ME PLEASE
  • KNOCK, KNOCK HERE I AM, THE LIFE-LOVER
  • KOHL:` SINCE THE WALL HAS GONE I CAN WALK OVER THEM MUCH EASIER`
  • SWEDEN, WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEACE, WE PRODUCE WEAPONS
  • SHALL WE FLOAT DOWN THE STREAM OR GET ACROSS
  • LIFE IS A SNOWFLAKE DELICATE AND COMPLICATED- AND ONCE YOU ARE MELTED YOU ARE IN THE OCEAN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT AND IT TAKES A CROWD`S LIFETIME OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS BEFORE YOU ARE THAT SNOWFLAKE AGAIN
  • ADDICTED TO CRACK, FORCED TO BE A HOOKER, HAVING AIDS, LIKING CHRISTMAS COOKIES OR WOULD YOU PREFER A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE
  • THEY DON`T REALLY WANT TO STOP THE ARMS EMBARGO- JUST TO GIVE A POSITIVE IMPULSE TO THE BLACK MARKET FOR WEAPONS
  • IT WAS SO DARK THAT I SAW SPARKS OF LIGHT EVERYWHERE
  • ONE EUROPE WITHOUT RUSSIA IS LIKE CENTRAL HEATING WITH ONLY ONE RADIATOR IN THE TOILET
  • IN THE BALTIC THE WHALES WEAR HELMETS
  • INTERNET INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE OF LONELINESS (`S COUSIN CARL)
  • I HAD A DEPRIVED CHILDHOOD MY FATHER WAS ALWAYS WORKING
  • OKAY I`M UNEMPLOYED AND USUALLY HAVEN`T GOT ANYTHING SPECIAL TO EAT BUT I SLEEP IN THE STATION WHERE ANYA PASSES TWICE A DAY
  • THE FIRST TWO HOURS I COULDN`T GET HERE BECAUSE I HAD A VERY IMPORTANT DREAM
  • RATHER SEVEN HOURS AT SCHOOL THAN NO SLEEP AT ALL

1993[edit]

  • THERE IS NO CRISIS / JUST INJUSTICE
  • OOOH... WELL, MUMBLED THE PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY, LOVE IS EH... EH... INDEFINABLE
  • RECIPE FOR A GOOD LIFE / MIX EVERYTHING, TEST AND MAKE YOUR CHOICE
  • IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR A NEW START, SAID DE KLERK AND HE STARTED WITH AN EVENING COURSE XHOSA FOR BEGINNERS
  • IF BAD NEWS WAS FOOD EVERYONE WOULD HAVE A FULL STOMACH
  • BEFORE YOU KNOW THOSE HAMAS REFUGEES WILL SAY "THIS IS OUR PROMISED LAND"
  • DIETH THOU OLD VALUES AND THOUGHTS
  • HAVE YOU ALREADY BEEN INVITED TO SHAKE HANDS WITH BILL CLINTON
  • MARXISM IS DEAD, EXPLOITATION LIVES
  • PFFF SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD BECOME A WINDOW CLEANER
  • WORK IS HARD TO GET, SO LET'S HAVE HOLIDAYS
  • PEACE NEGOTIATIONS IN NEW YORK / I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A WAR THERE
  • SPRING / WHAT IS A BEAUTIFUL CHAIR LIKE YOU DOING HERE ALONE
  • 28 FEBRUARY / INTERNATIONAL NAUGHTY THINGS DAY
  • DO YOU KNOW THESE NEW BIRDS YET THE OILGULL, THE GREASEDUCK, THE PITCHPIDGEON, THE SMURRYFLUTTER, THE BLACKBUTTERFLY, THE FLOATING FISH
  • SORRY BUT MY BOOK ON NUCLEAR PHYSICS HAS EXPLODED
  • LIFE IS MORE THAN BIG CARS, EXPENSIVE CLOTHES, BIG HOUSES AND WORKING OVERTIME
  • DOES LIVING TAKE A LOT OF YOUR TIME
  • THE WORLD IS JUST AS MUCH YOURS AS CLINTON'S
  • BETTER GET THE BRUSH-OFF THAN HAVE A CALLOUS SOUL
  • PEOPLE ARE IRRATIONAL AND SO ARE ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS
  • 51% OF THE WORKING POEPLE IS CALCULATING THE OTHER HALF
  • LOESJE INTERNATIONAL / BECAUSE IDEAS HAVE NO BORDERS
  • HEY YOU BIRDS COME ON WITH THAT EGG
  • POLITICS / CAN'T YOU DO IT WITH YOUR OWN FRIENDS
  • TIE SIGNALS / RED, NEED MONEY BLUE, EVERYTHING OKAY GREEN, NOT YET CONVINCED BLACK, BANKRUPT DOTS, DO NOT SEE THE POINT
  • NO RACES, NO FRONTIERS, NO LIMITATIONS, SIMPLY THE EARTH
  • OUR DEMANDS 1. AN INCOME 2. TENDERNESS 3. PANSIES ON THE MOTORWAY
  • NEXT TIME I'LL TAKE PARENTS OF MY OWN AGE
  • EVERY LAND WHERE YOU CAN SIT DOWN, EAT YOUR CHEESE SANDWICH AND COUNT THE CLOUDS IS FINE
  • I JUST WON'T JOIN ALL THAT NEGATIVITY
  • IT'S BECOMING SPRING AGAIN, THE AMERICANS START ACTING STRANGE
  • LIGHT ALWAYS HITS THE EXTREMES
  • WITH THE FIRST EUROPIAN REFERENDUM THEY WILL ASK OF COURSE IF WE FEEL AT HOME ALREADY
  • THE BITTERNESS OF LOW QUALITY COMES AFTER THE SWEETNESS OF A LOW PRICE
  • SPRINGTIME DOESN'T BOTHER ABOUT SCHOOL EITHER
  • LOVE IS ALWAYS PREGNANT
  • TOMBOLA NAPOLITANA / FIND SEVEN HONEST POLITICIANS OUT OF FORTYTWO
  • EVERY INDIVIDUAL HAS THE RIGHT TO 30% UNEMPLOYMENT
  • -- HELLO -- SOME FOOL WITH A CAGE FULL OF WHITE DOVES IS STANDING ON THE LANDINGSTRIP
  • I ALWAYS THINK TWICE BEFORE I SAY SOMETHING STUPID
  • SORRY, SAID THE MONKEY TO THE ZEBRA / THIS ZOO IS FOR MEMBERS ONLY
  • MY TEACHER SPOKE ABOUT THE FLOWERS AND THE BEES AND NOW MY BOYFRIEND WANTS HONEY
  • HE WAS SO PROUD OF HIS COUNTRY THAT HE WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH ALL PEOPLE
  • I LIKE THE SOUND OF ALL THESE STRANGE LANGUAGES AROUND ME IN THE STREET
  • HEY HAVEL, COME, LET S TAKE A BEER TOGETHER
  • THE OTHER DAY I WAS IN SLOVENIA WHEN SOMEONE SAID / THE WAR IS JUST AS FAR AS YOU KEEP IT AWAY
  • THERE ARE NEW PLANS TO FIGHTS THE UNEMPLOYMENT, LET'S HOPE THEY'LL WORK
  • BE ORIGINAL FOR ONE TIME, ALSO LAST TIME YOU CUT DOWN ON EXPENSES
  • CAN YOU EXPLAIN ME WHY ELEPHANTS LIKE ORIENTAL MUSIC
  • OFFICER, CAN YOU KEEP MY BUCKET FOR A MOMET PLEASE
  • LOESJE FOR MORE WIT AND EMOTION
  • LOVE IS FOR FREE IS THAT WHY NURSES GET SO BADLY PAID
  • HAPPY FISH DON`T PEOPLE
  • EVERYBODY WAS ON MY SIDE SO THE BOAT CAPSIZED
  • SORRY SIR, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY DREAMS
  • ACT FUNNY OR I`LL ZAP
  • ALSO CAPITALISM HAS HAD IT`S TIME, BUT WE DON`T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER YET
  • THE DOCTOR ADVISED ME TO DRINK COFFEE TWO TIMES A DAY AT THE NEIGHBOUR`S
  • LIFE SEARCHES FOR THINGS THAT TOUCH YOU
  • WHATEVER IS PLAYING IN A COUNTRY, LET IT BE CHILDREN
  • THE LATEST STUDY OF THE MINISTRY OF ENERGY ON THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT: 'ON A SUNNY DAY FLOWERS GROW BETTER`
  • WHAT A WASTE TO WASH THE SUMMER MEMORIES FROM YOUR CLOTHES
  • I WORK AS A HORSE, AM QUIET AS A LAMB AND LET MYSELF BE TREATED AS A DOG, IN SHORT, DO YOU HAVE A JOB FOR ME
  • LIVE ENVIRONMENTAL CONCIOUS, RECYCLE YOUR HAPPINESS
  • RUSSIAN SAYING:` DO NOT MAKE JOKES HIGHER THAN THE ROUBLE`
  • ART NEVER UNDERSTANDS ME
  • A SYMPHONY OF THE STREET SOUNDS JUST FOR YOU
  • SMILES HAVE BOOMERANG EFFECT
  • ALL THE MONEY IN HIS POCKETS JUST MAKES HIS STEPS HEAVIER
  • NO JOKE IN CHINA THEY MAKE MEASURES TO KEEP THE ECONOMIC GROWTH UNDER 10%
  • FREE SARAJEVO, MAKE A STAND AGAINST NATIONALISM IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY
  • ONLY PEOPLE WITHOUT FANTASY TAKE REFUGE IN THE REALITY
  • INCAPICITY COMES FROM THE BARREL OF A RIFLE
  • NOTHING SO WEIRD OR YOU CAN FIND IT IN OUR FAMILY
  • I'M HANGIN` IN THE RAIN I`M HANGIN` IN THE RAIN, WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING
  • HOLY MOSES, THE WAY YOU THINK ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN IS THE WAY YOU NEVER THINK ANYWHERE ELSE
  • I`D RATHER FEEL ONCE THAN THINK TWICE
  • WE ARE NOT SLAVES OF ONLY ONE COLOUR
  • STRANGE UNEMPLOYMENT WHEN THERE IS A WHOLE WORLD TO IMPROVE
  • THE SPIRIT OF THIS TIME FORCES US TO LOOK FORWARD
  • I DON`T KNOW ABOUT GENETIC ENGINEERING BUT TOMATOES HAVE JUST CONQUERED MY BALCONY
  • YOU DON`T NEED WINGS TO BE AN ANGEL
  • NEWS FROM THE FRONT OF GENETIC ENGINEERING, PROFESSOR MUDDER GAVE BIRTH TO HIS FATHER
  • KIDS DON`T DO WHAT WE TELL THEM, THEY DO WHAT WE DO
  • CAN WE BE ETERNAL IN THIS LIMITED SPACE
  • OPEN YOUR MIND AND LET ME IN
  • CHRISTMAS ACTION SEND A POEM FULL OF FIRE AND COMPASSION TO SARAJEVO
  • SO YOU`RE AFRAID OUR CULTURE MIGHT GET MESSED UP, SO WHAT I`M AFRAID IT WON`T
  • TELEPHONE HERE...THERE, BUT WHERE DOES THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION TAKE PLACE
  • CAPITALISM AFTER THE BERLIN WALL RECESSIONS ARE NOT INTERRUPTED BY REVIVALS ANYMORE
  • WE SAT WARM AND COSY AND THE WHOLE WORLD CROSSED THE KITCHENTABLE
  • YOU EAT THE PLANKTON AND PLANKTON EATS YOU
  • THE BEST WAY TO SHOW OFF IS WITH YOUR GRANDMA
  • ON HIS DEATHBED THE PHILOSOPHER DISCOVERED THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO LIVE
  • DID YOU HAVE A GOOD FIGHT WITH YOUR RELATIVES AT CHRISTMAS
  • IN CHAOS THERE ARE A LOT OF ANSWERS
  • IF YOU DRAW A STAR FAST IT BECOMES A BALLETDANCER

1992[edit]

  • EVERYTHING IS MUCH EASIER IF YOU LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR INSTEAD OF YOUR COUNTRY
  • POSTERS DON'T MAKE A SOUND / STILL THEY CAN BREAK THE SILENCE
  • DOWN WITH THE GENERAL INABILITY
  • PROSPERITY / YOU CANNOT FOOL MY GRANDFATHER / HE SIMPLY COUNTS THE TRAMPS
  • LOESJE / CAN YOU TRANSLATE THAT
  • STAY A WHILE / THE BUS IS PROBABLY LATE ANYWAY
  • ISN'T IT INCREDIBLE THAT THE NEWS FROM THE WHOLE WORLD ALWAYS FITS EXACTLY INTO A NEWSPAPER
  • INDIAN LESSON 1 / NEVER USE MORE THAN YOU NEED
  • ANYBODY SEEN MY BOYFRIEND
  • HAS THE TEACHER LEARNED ANYTHING TODAY
  • EVEN AT THE WORST DISASTER / THERE'S A REPORTER FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
  • NO I'M NOT A MEMBER OF GREENPEACE / I'M JUST SORTING MY RUBBISH
  • WHILE THE PEOPLE WERE STARVING THE GOVERMENT INTRODUCED A NEW COIN / AND THEY COULDN'T EAT THAT ONE EITHER
  • YOU ARE "GUARDIAN ANGEL" / YOU SEE A GIRL PUTTING UP A POSTER / YOU WANT TO STOP HER / CAN YOU
  • AND WORLD PEACE KEEPS RINGING
  • WHY BORDERS WHEN IT RAINS
  • DEAD SEA SCROLLS FOUND / PALESTINIANS CHOSEN PEOPLE
  • HE SOLD HIS MERCEDES AGAIN AND WAS HAPPY WITH HIS TRABANT
  • THE OLD MAN IN THE SUPERMARKET ONLY WANTED SOME ATTENTION
  • THAT STRANGE BIRD SEEMS FAMILIAR TO ME
  • HOW OFTEN DID THE ADVERTISERS DISCOVER YOU AS A TARGET GROUP
  • JAPANESE ECOMONY STRIKES THE USA LIKE AN ATOMIC BOMB
  • TAKE OFF YOUR MASK AND HIDE IT UNDER MY BED
  • HOW MANY COUNTRIES DID EUROPE HAVE AT TWO O' CLOCK THIS AFTERNOON
  • WHY CAN'T THE NEXT PRESIDENT BE NICE
  • IF YOU TRY / YOU WIN AT LEAST EXPERIENCE
  • THE BEST DRUGS ARE LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP
  • WANTED / MODERN KNIGHTS
  • LET'S SIT TOGETHER AROUND THE TABLE AGAIN
  • MAYBE I SHOULD NEVER HAVE KISSED THAT SLOVENIAN GIRL ( S BROTHER)
  • SPRING / THE AIR QUIVERS AROUND MY NOSE AND IT IS RAINING BIRDS
  • MOTHERS / LET YOUR CHILDREN PLAY WITH WHAT THEY WANT / OR THEY MIGHT BECOME POLITICIANS
  • HE WANTED SO MUCH AND BUILT UP HIS COURAGE FOR SO LONG THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING
  • AND THEN THE UN PEACE KEEPING FORCES CONQUERED ANOTHER COUNTRY
  • YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO WHAT YOU SAY DO YOU
  • SHE WANTS TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND SHE HASN'T EVEN GOT WEAPONS
  • YOU NEVER KNOW HOW FAR YOU ARE FROM EUROPE UNTIL YOU WANT TO JOIN THE EEC
  • HOMEWORK I DON'T TAKE THE DISHES TO SCHOOL EITHER DO I
  • IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF
  • GROWTH WHEN DOES THE ECONOMY FINALLY GROW UP
  • MY LITTLE BROTHER IS STILL LOOKING FOR PEOPLE FOR INTERNATIONAL BROTHERSHIP
  • WHAT IS COMPETITION IN RUSSIAN
  • THE PEACEARMY IN BOSNIA IS WAITING FOR PEACE TO COME
  • YESTERDAY IN THE TRAIN THAT GIRL WHO WAS AFRAID TO SPEAK THAT WAS ME
  • JUST A QUESTION WHY DOESN'T WORLD PEACE 1 BREAK OUT NOW
  • THE EEC IS PRETTY SUCCESFUL IN EXPORTING POVERTY TO EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
  • FREEDOM, EQUALITY AND A BROTHER WHO UNDERSTANDS IT
  • WHILE SEARCHING FOR MYSELF I FOUND: *MY FATHER *MY MOTHER *THE NEIGHBOURS' DEAD DOG *MY BELLY BOTTON *AND A COUPLE OF

BEERBOTTLE TOPS

  • DEMOCRACY / EVERY PARTNER IS ALLOWED TO REPRESENT THE FIRM
  • IN ITALY IT ISN'T STRANGE TO SAY THAT POLITICS MURDERED THE BIGGEST ANTI-MAFIA FIGHTER
  • BULLS EYE THE KURD ON TELEVISION TALKED ABOUT HUMANITY THAT SHOULD BE REVIVED
  • WE NEED MORE TREES TO HANG THE HAMMOCKS
  • BE YOURSELF A CITIZEN OF THE WORLD
  • GOOD THING THE NIGHTSHIFT, NO SLEEP AT NIGHT, AND NO WORK AT DAY
  • "DON'T BE A SOILSPORT DON'T RUN AWAY",CALLED THE SERBS AFTER THE RETREATING PEACEKEEPING FORCE
  • NOT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING AND YET GETTING A LOT DONE
  • THE EARTH AND MANKIND WHO WILL ADAPT TO WHOM
  • WELL WHEN SHE WAS BORN WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO EXACTLY SHE IS SO TO SAY AN EXPERIMENT (THE FATHER OF)
  • IF EVEN THE CZECHS AND THE SLOVAKS CANNOT COME TO TERMS WE'D BETTER ARRANGE THINGS WORLDWIDE STRAIGHT AWAY
  • IT IS 1992 AND SOON HE'LL BECOME 11, HE IS HUNGRY, HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND HIS HUT IS SWEPT AWAY AND NOW THE MACHINEGUN HAS

BROKEN TOO

  • A SMILE, A TOUCH, YES I SPEAK MY LANGUAGE WELL
  • HI FANTASTIC CREATURE OF LOVE WITH YOUR BELLY AND YOUR *EYES
  • WHEN IT IS TOO EXPENSIVE TO SAVE THE EARTH WHERE WILL WE MOVE THEN
  • LIFE *HEY* IT CAN ALSO BE LIKE THIS
  • ALL THAT HATRED WOULD IT BE HIDING SUPPRESSED LOVE
  • AFTER THREE HOURS OF LOOKING IN THE MIRROR SHE STILL WASN'T HAPPY WITH HER INNER SELF
  • NO I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED, THE AUTUMN WEATHER IS JUST VERY NICE
  • OF COURSE ALL PEOPLE ARE COLOURED OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN'T BE SEEN
  • I WATCH CNN 48 HOURS A DAY AND STILL I DON'T FEEL CLOSER TO THE WORLD
  • PEROT'S WIFE HAS TEN THOUSAND PAIRS OF SHOES
  • MADE IN GERMANY I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE EXPORTING GIPSIES TOO
  • A THOUSAND RIVERS
  • WHOM DID I LENT MY FRONTDOOR KEYS THIS TIME
  • THE COMMUNISM DIDN'T WORK, THE CAPITALISM DOESN'T WORK, YOU WORK
  • PEOPLE / DON'T BUY A THING
  • PROMISE / IF YOU GET RID OF YOUR CAR, WE WILL FIRE THE MINISTER OF ENVIRONMENT
  • ONE JOBLESS MAN KEEPS TEN BUREAUCRATS ROLLING
  • IT'S SAFER TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE LIVE
  • WITH MATHS YOU CAN FOOL A LOT OF PEOPLE
  • WINTER / WARM NOSES, COLD TOES AND PRESENTS THAT LAND INTO THE WARM WINTER FIRE
  • "I LOVE OTHER CULTURES" HE ZAPPED
  • UN PEACEFORCES / UNTIL NOW THEY HAVE ONLY CONQUERED SOME GIRLS
  • MODERN TIMES / 150 BEATS A MINUTE
  • WHERE IS ROBIN HOOD
  • I AM THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY, I HAVE THE REMOTE CONTROL
  • OPINIONS ABOUT 1992 39% A MESS 40% NICE LIVING 13% CAN'T WE DO IT AGAIN 3% NO OPINION 73% IS IT OVER YET
  • LOVE FITS THROUGH ALL CHIMNEYS
  • ON NEW YEAR'S DAY EVERYBODY IS A POLITICIAN AND STRIKES 7 MILLION OF FIREWORK IN 15 MINUTES
  • I'M ABOUT TO EAT YOUR PENCIL, MY DEAR

1991[edit]

  • WHO WANTS TO BE BOSSED AROUND WHEN YOU CAN MANAGE YOURSELF
  • SPARKS TEND TO JUMP OVER
  • LOVE IS OFTEN GOOD FOR A LAUGH (DRAWING)
  • SO YOU THINK IT'S A MESS / EVEN MORE REASON TO MAKE THINGS GO YOUR WAY
  • HUMAN RIGHST ART. 204 / ANY PERSON HAS THE RIGHT TO JOIN THE TABLE WITH THE HORN OF PLENTY
  • IS THERE ANY WATER / NO JUST SAND / WELL THEN WE'LL USE SAND
  • EVER SEEN A CAPITALIST SHARING THE CAKE
  • IMAGINE / YOU ARE WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST OF CAPITALISM AND YOU CANNOT SEE THE TREES ANYMORE
  • SOUTH AFRICA / SLEGS VIR ALMAL / FOR EVERYONE ONLY
  • LOVE / THE POWER THAT LOOKS OVER THE DESERT AND DENIES THE FEELING "NOTHING CAN GROW HERE"
  • I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND FOUND THE WORLD ON MY DOORSTEP
  • IF EVERYONE IS DEAF / WE'LL JUST SING IN SIGN LANGUAGE
  • WAR / YEAH / BUT I DON'T NEED AN ENEMY
  • "IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD" THE GREENLY SAID TO THE ROSE
  • SOLIDARITY / IN YOUR EASTER HOLIDAYS DON'T RISE UNTIL AFTER THREE DAYS
  • THE SUN IS SHINING THE LAND IS BEAUTIFUL AND FREEDOM WANTS TO TAKE YOU ALONG
  • I THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN HE KISSED ME AND HERE I AM BUT WITH MY HEAD UP
  • THE LOWER THE WAGE THE WORSE FOR YOUR BACK
  • "SURPRISE" CRIED AUNT SALLY ON HER WEEKLY VISIT
  • AND THEN THE LAST AMERICAN TANK DIVISION SOLVED THE PALESTINIAN PROBLEM JUST LIKE THAT
  • YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED
  • INTERNATIONAL / SHE'S ALREADY TRANSFERRED HER OVERDRAFT TO A SWISS BACK ACCOUNT
  • WHEN THEY MAKE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR WHERE YOU WERE BORN YOU ARE CALLED A REFUGEE
  • FINALLY OUR GUINEA-PIG HAS GOT AN AFFAIR WITH THE NEXT-DOOR RABBIT
  • IT SOUNDS REASONABLE BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
  • WITH A WHISPER THE SPRING SUN AWAKENS THE WORLD
  • NORMALLY I'M A VEGETARIAN BUT WHEN I SEE MY BOYFRIEND
  • YUGOSLAVIA IS BECOMING A JIGSAW I WONDER WHO WILL PUT IT TOGETHER
  • AND THEN EVERYBODY THREW ALL THEIR SHILLINGS ON THE STREET AND RAN AFTER THEMSELVES
  • THE GULF WAR COST 60.000.000.000 DOLLAR / FOR THAT AMOUNT YOU COULD... (FILL IN AND SEND YOUR REACTION TO)
  • CAN POSTERS CHANGE THE WORLD
  • NATIONALISTIC PROBLEMS / LET'S GIVE EVERYBODY A COUNTRY OF HIS OWN / AND THEN MAKE A BIG UNION
  • I LIKE CLIMBING MOUNTAINS / BUT SOMETIMES I CAN'T RESIST MOVING THEM
  • ORDINARY MUST BE NICE BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS
  • HE WAS SO NARROW-MINDED THAT WHEN HE LAID DOWN EVERYBODY WOULD WALK OVER HIM
  • I LIVE SO I DIE / WAIT A MOMENT I'M NOT DEAD YET
  • A BUREAUCRAT IS IN LOVE WITH ME / I GET LOVELETTERS IN FOURFOLD
  • HOLIDAY / HAS ANYONE SEEN ONE OF MY 17 PASSPORTS
  • JUST A QUESTION / WHY DOESN'T WORLD PEACE 1 BREAK OUT NOW
  • LOVE / YOU DON'T NEED A WATCH FOR IT
  • WHEN PUNISHMENT DIDN'T HELP / THEY BUILT SOME NEW PRISONS
  • GRANDDAD / ONE DAY HE'LL STAND ON THAT MOUNTAIN KNOWING WHO OWNS THE WORLD
  • FOR THE FREEDOM TO CHANGE YOUR MIND
  • YOU NEVER KNOW HOW FAR YOU ARE FROM EUROPE UNTIL YOU WANT TO JOIN THE EC
  • DID THE DINOSAURS ALSO NOTE THEIR GROWTH IN THE DOW JONES INDEX BEFORE THEY DIED OUT
  • EVEN ON MONDAY MORNINGS YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
  • DO YOU THINK GOD STILL BELIEVES IN US
  • STRIVING FOR INDEPENDENCE / IT IS LIKE WITH CHILDREN / YOU HAVE TO LET THEM GO FIRST THEN THEY WILL COME BACK THEMSELVES
  • SUPPOSE THIS IS A MIRROR WOULD YOU BREAK IT
  • WHAT A PARTY / FROM THE REFUNDS YOU COULD BUY A GOOD BREAKFAST
  • I DID ANYTHING TO STAY ANONYMOUS BUT I DID NOT SUCCEED (A GIRLFRIEND OF)
  • CAPITALISM LESSON 1 / WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO WORK FOR YOU / ASK HIS BROTHER AS WELL
  • HE CRIED AND CRIED AND SAID A LOT OF SPANISH WORDS THAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
  • INTERNATIONAL / MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR WRITES ME LETTERS
  • I GOT BORED WITH MTV SO I WENT TO THE NEIGHBOURS TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
  • IN SPITE OF WARNINGS MY KID BROTHER LEFT FOR SICILY / TO GET RICH HE SAYS
  • I DECLARE MYSELF INDEPENDENT SAID THE REVEREND AND PAINTED HIS CHURCH PINK
  • BUSH "I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THE MONEY" ("SORRY I MEAN TO PROTECT THE HUMAN RIGHTS")
  • I WISH SHE WAS THAT SERIOUS WITH ME (THE BOYFRIEND OF)
  • AND WHEN EVERYBODY LOST THEIR PASSPORT / FOR PRACTICAL REASONS THEY DECIDED TO REMOVE THE BORDERS
  • LUCKILY MY GRANDDAD STILL HAS HIS ATLAS FROM BEFORE WW1
  • IN TIME I'LL TAKE A HOLIDAY THAT LASTS FOR YEARS ('S BROTHER)
  • HEY STRANGER COME AND GET WARM BY THE FIRE
  • AND THE NEIGHBOURS STILL THINK THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON
  • WHO WANTS TO COME TO RUSSIA WITH ME
  • THE WORLD ECONOMY CAME INTO USE 200 YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN IT'S BEEN GOING BAD
  • THE WHOLE WORLD IN THE EC (DRAWING)
  • IT IS OF COURSE TEMPTING TO DIE FOR YOUR HOME COUNTRY / BUT YOUR COUNTRY HAS MORE USE FOR SONS AND DAUGHTERS WHO ARE ALIVE
  • THE DANCE OF THE AUTUMN COLOURS MAKES ME MOVE ON THE WAVES OF LIFE
  • IT IS MORE SATISFYING TO MOP UP WHEN YOU KNOW THAT AT THE SAME TIME SOMEONE IS TRYING TO FIX THE TAP
  • WHEN MUM AND DAD MADE YOU THEY MUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF FUN
  • YUGOSLAVIA / MORE MOTHERS IN CHARGE
  • ON THE TELEVISION THEY SHOW ONLY THE SHORT WARS
  • SURELY YOU CAN RELY ON THAT SOFT LITTLE VOICE INSIDE OF YOU
  • IT IS NOT DIFFICULT TO SAY "GOOD MORNING" WHEN YOU GET ON THE BUS
  • LOESJE POLICY / DIGGING OUT OSTRICHES
  • I WISH I WAS AS CRAZY AS EVERYBODY SAYS I AM
  • THEY DIDN'T MAKE RAINCOATS TO MAKE YOU STAY INSIDE
  • ARE THE GERMANS HAPPY NOW OR ARE THEY REBUILDING THE WALL
  • FOR YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE PLEASE REPORT IN THREEFOLD TO COUNTER 17
  • WHILE WAITING IN THE QUEUE IN THE SUPERMARKET HE LOOKED INTO MY SHOPPING CAR AND I ASKED HIM FOR DINNER
  • DO YOU TOO TRY AND SOLVE THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS WHILE YOU SIT ON THE TOILET
  • THERE ARE LESS PEOPLE ALL THE TIME WHO PLAY THE ROLE OF THE WOMAN
  • WHEN THE LAST LEAF FALLS OFF THE TREE I KNOW FOR SURE SPRING IS OVER
  • JUST LOVE EACH OTHER SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL LIKE IT
  • "LONG LIVE CAPITALISM" JELTSIN YELLED AND CHANGED INTO A HAMBURGER
  • LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR BECAUSE THAT'S ME
  • WERE THE SHEPHERDS -PALESTINIANS -JEWS -CHRISTIANS
  • MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING / DO I BLUSH WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME
  • WHO'LL JOIN ME THROWING SNOWBALLS AT THE EUROPEAN ARMY ('S KIDBROTHER)
  • EVERY HAPPY END IS A GOOD BEGINNING
  • WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS IT / LEND HIM YOUR THOUGHTS

1990[edit]

  • JUST GET STARTED
  • BE YOURSELF AND KICKSTART THE WORLD
  • EUROPEAN UNIFICATION / HIGH TIME WE MEET EACH OTHER
  • HOLIDAY ROMANCE / I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HIM BUT IT WAS VERY CUTE
  • WHY PRODUCE GARBAGE WHEN IT IS THROWN AWAY ALL THE SAME
  • PROBLEMS / MY RABBIT HAS BIG EARS AND A WARM HEART
  • ARE YOU ALSO ON THE LIST OF FUTILE OCCUPATIONS
  • WHEN LOESJE COMES EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT
  • EVEN IN SEVENTH HEAVEN STORM CLOUDS DO GATHER SOMETIMES
  • EVERYTHING CHANGES ALL THE TIME AND THIS WILL ALWAYS BE SO
  • AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY MAN CREATED GOD
  • POLLUTION / JESUS SOON WE CAN ALL WALK ON WATER
  • FASTER THAN A MERCEDES MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU
  • ONE RED SEA IS ENOUGH
  • WHAT'S BEHIND ALL THIS (THE WALLPAPER PASTE OF)
  • EUROPE / A THOUSAND MILES FROM HERE / THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON SMILING
  • I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR SLIPPERS DON'T WEAR OUT
  • ONE PLENTY CAN BE USED TO FILL SOMEONE ELSE'S LACK
  • THE WORLD IS MORE BEAUTIFUL WITH YOU
  • SEPARATISM / AFTER THE ARMS AND THE LIVER NOW THE HEAD WANTS TO SEPARATE
  • FREEDOM SELDOM WEARS A TIE
  • YOU CAN'T KEEP HER FENCED IN
  • YOU KNOW LOOKING INTO HIS BLUE EYES / YOU POUR TEA INTO THE SUGARBOWL
  • ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS IMPROVE THE WORLD BUT HE WAS AGAINST EVERYTHING
  • 1991 / KEEP A WARM HEART
  • WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARS AT NIGHT ONE ALWAYS WINKS BACK AT ME
  • HEY PETE / DON'T BE SO NARROW MINDED MAN / THE COLD WAR IS HISTORY
  • IN THE GULF THE FIRST AMERICAN BOAT REFUGEE HAS BEEN SIGHTED
  • AND IN 1991 THE WINNING NUMBER OF THE PREMIUM BONS WILL SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGER AGAIN.
  • JUST SUPPOSE THERE IS NO SAVIOUR
  • GORBACHOV KNOCKS DOWN WALLS / FOUNDATIONS SEEM TO BE MORE OF A PROBLEM

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