Talk:Loesje

Justification for rearrangements of the article

After discussion at Wikimedia Commons I only recently became aware of the state of this article. The article history tells us it was PROD-ed once before, where suggestions where made for improvement. In the days to come I will try to make some efforts in this direction, and start a discussion about the LOQ standards for this kind of rather unique type of free speech movement. Thank you. -- Mdd (talk) 21:26, 19 February 2024 (UTC)

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2010s

2010

• RACISM MAKES A CITY FAR UGLIER THAN MINARETES.
  • Loesje Archives (January 2010)

2013

• STARLIGHT TAKES YEARS TO REACH ME.
  IT WOULD BE RUDE TO IGNORE IT.
  • October 2013

2014

• MANDELA
  YOU NEED BOTH LOVE AND ANGER TO CHANGE THE WORLD
  • January

• LONG AFTER HUMANITY IS GONE
  THE BOTS WILL KEEP TWEETING LINKING AND POSTING FOR US
  • March

• LET'S STOP DISAGREEING AND WONDER TOGETHER
  • April

• DO FAIRYTALE CREATURES HAVE BEDTIME STORIES ABOUT OUR WORLD AS WELL
  • April

2008

• IF THERE IS FREEDOM OF INFORMATION - CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER.
• MANKIND - WOULD GOD HAVE KEPT HIS RECEIPT.
• THE COST OF LIVING HAS NOT AFFECTED ITS POPULARITY.
• WHEN WILL WE SEE HUMAN RIGHTS MADE IN CHINA.
• DEMOCRACY SHOULD COME BY FOOT AND NOT BY TANK.
• OUTSIDE THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER.
• A ROCKET IS NOT A SHIELD - IT'S A WEAPON.
• PROMISES IN US ELECTIONS - "I HEREBY DECLARE I WILL BE ON TV A LOT".
• WHY SETTLE FOR A FIVE-STAR HOTEL - WHEN YOU CAN SLEEP UNDER A THOUSAND STAR SKY.
• BREAD AND GAMES - I THINK THE PEOPLE WOULD PREFER BREAD AND RIGHTS.
• LOESJE - FOR THE FREEDOM TO DENY THE EXISTENCE OF BORDERS AND NATIONALITY.
• >>NO FUTURE<< SAID THE PUNK AND FELL IN LOVE WITH A HIPPY.
• COMPUTER SURVEILLANCE - NOW EUROPE WANTS TO BE LIKE CHINA.
• NEW STRATEGY - PEACE ON TERROR.
• IT'S NOT ENOUGH WITH IMAGINARY RIGHTS.
• ALTERNATIVE ECONOMY - WE HAVE MORE TO SHARE THAN TO SELL.
• PEACE OF MIND - TAKE A LITTLE RISK.
• REAL TERRORISTS - BUILD UP WALLS.
• THE PERSPECTIVE DOES NOT WAIT AT THE HORIZON.
• POVERTY - ONE WOULD ALMOST BLAME THE RICH.
• WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO FORMULATE A PROBLEM.
• WHY NOT MAXIMUM SALARY.
• NORTH AFRICAN REFUGEES - >>WE DON'T NEED A BOAT - WE NEED AN ISLAND<<.
• SUSTAINABILITY - MY KIDBROTHER CHASED THE SAME GIRL ALL YEAR.

2007

• DEMOCRACY - WHO PUT THIS APPLAUSE MACHINE AT RANDOM
• DIGITAL LIFE - MEASURE YOUR MEMORIES IN BITS
• X-MAS TREE - THIS YEAR WE PLACE IT ON THE DESKTOP
• "I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE" - "YES WE KNOW"
• CLIMATE CHANGE - PENGUINS SHOULD LEARN TO FLY ANYWAY
• CLIMATE CHANGE - ATTITUDE CHANGE WOULD HELP FOR SURE
• BANANAS TRAVEL EVEN MORE THAN I DO
• NATURAL RESOURCES WHAT IF COFFEE ENDS
• WAKE YOUR ALARM CLOCK BEFORE IT WAKES YOU
• COULD I ALSO PAY IN CULTURAL WEALTH
• SNOWHUNTING SEASON OPENED
• HOTSPOT MY BOYFRIEND'S BED
• GOOD NIGHT BETTER NIGHT BEST NIGHT
• SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE A LEADER BUT THE SHEEP JUST KEPT COMING
• INDIVIDUALISING GLOBAL WORLD AND THE LABEL SAID >> MADE BY LEE HO FUNG <<
• WHAT DOES THE KIND - IN HUMAN KIND STAND FOR
• DO I NEED A BANANA - TO USE A CONDOM
• IS THE EARTH STILL ROUND - IF ONE SIDE DEVELOPS FASTER
• IF YOU HAVE LIT UP YOUR FIRE - GIVE THE MATCHES TO THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU
• THE CAR DRIVER MEANS I EXHALE TOO MUCH CO2 WHEN I RIDE MY BICYCLE
• FAIR TRADE - TO MAKE UNFAIRNESS A FAIRY TALE
• LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP - IN THE MIDDLE OF KISSING - I WAS BOOTED OFFLINE
• DOUBLE PASSPORT - IT WOULD BE GREAT TO COLLECT THEM ALL
• MY LIFE DOESN'T FIT IN MY CV
• AFTER SEEING THE NEWS - DO YOU HAVE MORE ANSWERS OR QUESTIONS
• TURN OFF THE LIGHT - MY ICE CREAM IS MELTING
• WHICH MUSIC IS PLAYING ON YOUR STEREO TYPE
• G8 - THE SUMMIT IS SITTING SO HIGH - THAT WE CAN SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING UNDER THE TABLE
• ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION - AFTER WATCHING THE NEWS AUNT RITA RAN OUTSIDE WITH HER VACUUM CLEANER
• LAST WEEK I JUMPED INTO MY TV TO SEE WHAT IS IN IT
• GET A TICKET - FOR YOUR PLACE IN THE TRAFFIC JAM
• IF YOU COUNT ALL THE KM TRAVELLED BETWEEN YOUR HOUSE AND WORK - YOU COULD ALSO BE IN HAWAII
• WHO HAS BUILT THIS SPRINKLER INSTALLATION IN MY LAPTOP
• PALESTINE - THE NUMBER OF CASUALTIES ALMOST EQUALS THE NUMBER OF COUNTRIES THAT EXPRESS THEIR CONCERN
• INTEGRATION - HOW COME TARZAN GOT ACCEPTED IN THE JUNGLE
• THEY TEACH US ABOUT HUNDREDS OF WARS - WHY NOT ABOUT HOW TO AVOID ONE
• IF YOU LAUGH INSTEAD OF SMOKE - YOUR NEIGHBOURS MIGHT NOT MIND IF IT SPREADS TO THEIR TABLES
• ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT HAVING KIDS - SO YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO USE COMPUTERS
• HITCHHIKING - IF I'M IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD - I SHOW BOTH THUMBS
• CHILD SOLDIERS - AT WHAT AGE ARE PEOPLE OLD ENOUGH TO FIGHT
• CAMPING IN THE RAIN - THE BEST PART IS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE DISHES
• STOP DREAMING ABOUT THAT KNIGHT - AND PUT ON YOUR SHINING ARMOUR
• CUTTING DEFENSE EXPENSES - A WHITE FLAG ISN'T THAT EXPENSIVE
• PRIORITY LIST - I ALWAYS HANG IT UPSIDE DOWN
• PLAY WITH RULES
• LOOK LESS INTO THE MIRROR - AND MORE INTO STRANGERS' EYES
• I'M A WORLDAHOLIC
• YES I UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU SAID - I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOUR VOICE AGAIN
• BURMA - IDEALS ARE BULLET PROOF
• LET'S ADD COLOUR - TO ALL WHITE HOUSES
• BUY NOTHING DAY - EMPTY SHOPPING BAGS CAN BE VERY FULFILLING
• AFTER BRAINSTORM - COMES SUNSHINE
• WHY ARE HUMAN RIGHTS - NOT AN OLYMPIC EVENT
• SUMMER - DO YOU WANT LEAVES WITH THAT
• ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY - BUT YOU WERE
• I'VE STARTED A CLUB TO LICK THE POLES BEFORE THEY MELT
• FOR SALE - BRAZIL (NOT FURNISHED)
• McDONALD'S RESTYLE - IT'S LIKE A MONKEY PUTTING ON MAKE-UP AND TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL BUT IS STILL A MONKEY
• IF YOU ALWAYS WEAR A MASK - HOW CAN YOU RECOGNIZE THE MIRROR
• DON'T BE AFRAID OF MY DARK SIDE - I ALWAYS KEEP THE LIGHT ON IN THE CORRIDOR
• DREAMS ARE LIKE ICE CREAM - SWEET - SOFT - AND I ALWAYS WANT SOME MORE

2006

• EVERY SUN SHINES DIFFERENTLY
• THERE IS SOMEONE BEAUTIFUL IN FRONT OF THIS POSTER
• IF MONEY MEANS FREEDOM / WHY DOESN'T THE WIND HAVE POCKETS
• WHEN LIFE PUTS STONES IN YOUR WAY / BUILD SOMETHING NICE OUT OF THEM
• I'LL KNIT YOU GLOVES / IF YOU PROMISE ME A WINTER
• EEK THERE SHE IS AGAIN WITH HER COLD FEET
• SHHH DO YOU HEAR THE MUSIC TOO
• LAST NIGHT MY IMAGINATION DANCED TANGO WITH REALITY
• I DECLARE THIS STREET ART
• WHAT IF FREEDOM OF SPEECH WAS A RELIGION
• SHOULD THE PRICE OF THE GAS DETERMINE THE WARMTH OF YOUR HOME
• I AM AS REAL AS YOU WANT ME TO BE
• HUMAN RIGHTS SIMPLE NEEDS SHOULDN'T BE A DREAM
• AREN'T THERE A BIT TOO MANY DEAD BIRDS LYING IN THE SUPERMARKET
• WINTER SLEEP WHEN THE BEARS WAKE UP THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE MISSED
• MUSLIM CHRISTIAN ATHEIST WE ALL SHARE THE SAME HEAVEN AND THE OZONE LAYER WITH THAT HOLE IN IT
• DEVELOP CULTURE SHARE CUSTOMS
• WHY DO SO MANY AMERICANS WALK AROUND FREELY IN GUANTANAMO BAY WITHOUT A SINGLE PROSECUTION
• IF YOU COULD GIVE YOUR TEACHER A GRADE WOULD SHE PASS HER EXAM
• LET'S FILL ALL THE OIL PIPELINES WITH WATER TO SOLVE THE DROUGHT
• HAMMOCK FLEXIBLE WORKING SPACE
• CLEANERS EARN MORE THAN POLLUTERS
• IF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE CONSIDERED CRIMINALS HOW CORRUPT IS OUR ECONOMY
• HOW MANY OF US BELONG TO ONLY ONE CULTURE
• ARE HUMANS RIGHTS DEPENDING ON HUMAN WRONGS
• POWER TO THE WORLD LOVERS INSTEAD OF THE WORLD LEADERS
• GENETIC MODIFICATION MAYBE THEY CAN GIVE THAT SWEET CORN SOME BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES TOO
• CENCORSHIP CAN HIDE THE TRUTH BUT CANNOT MAKE IT DISAPPEAR
• LET'S HAVE A FAIR PLAY AWARDS IN POLITICS
• I WOULD PREFER THE SEAL AND WHALE HUNTERS TO HUNT EACH OTHER
• TODAY IS ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO EXPERIENCE THE UNEXPECTED
• MID SUMMER 1001 FAIRYTALES IN ONE NIGHT
• SLEEPING OUTSIDE IS FUN IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO
• FREE YOUR MIND IT WILL BE GRATEFUL
• SOME RUMORS ARE TOO GOOD NOT TO MAKE THEM REALITY
• WHAT DOES GLOBALISATION TASTE LIKE
• TOP SALARIES IN PUBLIC SERVICES IT'S LIKE THE MANAGER EATS THE PIE AND DIVIDES THE CHERRY
• I DON'T NEET A GARDEN I SHARE A PARK
• TRAFFIC JAMS CHALLENGE THE DRIVERS AROUND YOU IN A FUNNY FACES CONTEST
• WHY DO WE NEED SO EXPENSIVE ADVERTISING FOR CHEAP DETERGENT
• YOU KNOW THAT THING YOU GET ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY
• IS FOOTBALL MORE INTERESTING THAN YOUR GOALS
• WHERE ARE THE MOUNTAINS
• RAINBOWS WOULD BE BORING IF THEY ONLY HAD ONE COLOUR
• GOOD NEWS WORLDWIDE MORE AND MORE PEOPLE REFUSE TO BE UNHAPPY
• MORE PRESENTS LESS PRESIDENTS
• FEELING OF INSECURITY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SUDDENLY MY HEART WAS STOLEN
• THE SOURCE OF THE NILE WAS MERELY DISCOVERED BY PEOPLE SWIMMING AGAINST THE STREAM
• ISRAEL LEBANON ONE MORE BOMB AND THE EARTH IS FLAT AGAIN
• DO YOU THINK THE CITY IS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY
• MY SUMMER FLIRTS ARE ALL CAMPING ON MY SOFA NOW
• BIOMETRIC PASSPORTS ALWAYS CARRY YOUR MINI-ME ON YOU
• FOOD SCANDALS I THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET WORSE THAN UNCLE HARRY'S KITCHEN
• THE BIGGER THE EU THE MORE SPACE FOR IMMIGRANTS
• WINTER SLEEP ONLY IF I CAN STAY UP ALL SUMMER
• A DEAL WITH PUTIN YOU CAN WRITE WHAT YOU LIKE I CAN CENSOR WHAT I LIKE
• A CHANGE IS A CHANGE IS A CHANGE IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
• 50 MILLION EUROS FOR A HOUSE ON THE MOON AND I THOUGHT THE RENTS WERE EXPENSIVE HERE ON EARTH
• SOMETIMES IT IS GOOD TO PLAN A LOT SHE SAID AND THREW HER AGENDA ON THE FIRE
• POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS I DON'T WANT NICE SMALL STORIES SINCE I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP
• ECONOMICALLY SPEAKING I CAN STILL GROW the kid brother of Loesje
• RUMOR / THE POPE WILL DO RESEARCH IF DARWIN IS MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE
• WORLD AIDS DAY THE ONLY THING UNHEALABLE SHOULD BE LOVE
• FAST FOOD / HE ATE SO FAST HE WAS FINISHED BEFORE HE BEGAN
• THE MEANING OF LIFE / WHY DOES EVERYONE TALK ABOUT IT IN THE SINGULAR
• THE NEXT CLIMATE MEETING WILL BE EVEN WARMER
• RUSSIAN GAS PIPES / USA IS TRYING TO CONQUER THE SURFACE OF THIS WORLD WHILE RUSSIA THE UNDERGROUND
• BUREAUCRACY KILLED THE DINOSAURS

2005

• 2005 / THE LONGER YOU WAIT FOR THE FUTURE / THE SHORTER IT WILL BE
• IF YOU WANT THE CITY TO SMILE / TICKLE THE STREETS
• BUYING LOVE IS AS STUPID AS LOVING MONEY
• IRAQ / IF DEMOCRACY IS BASED ON THE PEOPLE WHY FORCE IT
• HOW MANY DISASTERS DO WE NEED TO UNITE HUMANITY
• GREAT IDEAS GET EVEN BETTER / WHEN YOU SHARE THEM
• THOSE WHO DON'T DARE TO DREAM / SLEEP MOST OF THE DAY
• SNOWFLAKES / COLLECT THEM ALL
• WHEN I SAID I WOULD CROSS THE SEVEN SEAS FOR HER / I DIDN'T MEAN SHE HAD TO GO THERE the boyfriend of Loesje
• GLOBALISATION / DOES THAT COUNT FOR REFUGEES TOO
• EUROPEAN CONSTITUTION / IS THAT A KIND OF DECLARATION / OF CAPITAL RIGHTS
• 2016 / THE ONLY PLACE WHERE SMOKING IS STILL ALLOWED / IS THE INDUSTRIAL AREA
• SHORT MESSAGE SERVICE / LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
• THOSE GRAY SKIES ARE JUST A CHALLENGE / FOR OPTIMISM
• FOR MY HIGH CHOLESTEROL / MY DOCTOR PRESCRIBED ME A BOYFRIEND the grandma of Loesje
• ART IS ALREADY IN THE STREETS / SHALL WE PUT CARS IN THE MUSEUMS
• IF YOU DON'T TRUST THE REFEREE / SET YOUR OWN GOALS
• AND ONE MORNING WE PAINTED ALL THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS / RED
• IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW EXPENSIVE YOUR KITCHEN IS / IF YOU ARE A BAD COOK
• I'M MORE THAN / A NAME / A NUMBER / A SEX / A SLOGAN
• GREY HAIR DOESN'T MEAN / YOU LOSE YOUR COLOURFUL THOUGHTS
• MIND / OPEN 24H
• ALL THE TIME LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT GIRL / AND THEN I FOUND OUT / IT COULD BE A GUY kidbrother of Loesje
• ASCENSION DAY / SO THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A HOLE IN THE OZON LAYER
• HOW SILLY / MY PASSPORT DOESN'T LEAVE ANY SPACE FOR A TRAVEL DIARY
• YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK / TO SHOW YOUR OPINION
• WAKING UP IN THE MORNING / IS MY FAVOURITE EXTREME SPORT
• SHOW ME THE BORDERS / AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO CROSS THEM
• MEDIA TODAY IS EVEN MORE BLACK AND WHITE / THAN EARLY PHOTOGRAPHY EVER WAS
• WHY NOT BE OPEN MINDED / INSTEAD OF POLITICALLY CORRECT
• AND THAN THE MINISTERS SAID TO GO / "YOU ARE SITTING IN OUR CHAIR"
• XENOPHOBIA / YOU SHOULD BE MORE AFRAID OF SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU
• YOU ARE A BEAUTY MARK
• FINAL EXAMS / THAT'S WHAT THEY ALSO SAID LAST YEAR the kid brother of Loesje
• IS THERE A SPEED LIMIT ON LOVE
• WHY DO MOST FOOD TRANSPORTS / STILL GO THE OPPOSITE WAY
• I DON'T WANT A STRONG EUROPE / I WANT A SOFT WORLD
• WHERE CAN I EXCHANGE MY PASSPORT / FOR A WORLD ATLAS
• TURN WALLS INTO DOORS
• DOES THE COUNTRY WHERE YOU LIVE / DECIDE WHICH DREAMS YOU HAVE
• OIL CRISIS / USE THE OIL FOR COOKING / AND CREATIVITY FOR TRAVELING
• NEW ORLEANS / SHOULD WE FIND A SCAPEGOAT / OR TAKE ACTION ON CLIMATE CHANGE
• RAIN IS MORE BEAUTIFUL / IF YOU LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF THE DROPS
• MY NEIGHBORHOOD IS WIRELESS / BUT THEY CANCELLED THE BUS LINE
• IF WE DON'T HAVE ELECTIONS SOON / IT WILL NEVER BE MY TIME TO RULE
• SEXIST COMMERCIALS / I ONLY BUY PRODUCTS WITHOUT SEX APPEAL
• TODAY I WENT TO THE TOWN HALL / AND ON ALL THE FORMS THERE WAS JUST SPACE FOR POETRY
• LET'S CHANGE THE WORLD / INSTEAD OF GENES
• CANCELLATION OF DEBTS / DON'T THE RICH COUNTRIES OWE THE POOR ONES MORE
• HOMOPHOBIA / IS THE POPE ASHAMED OF HIS LOVE FOR GOD
• CHILDREN ARE OFTEN THE FIRST / TO SEE THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
• TRANSFORM SUSPICION / INTO CURIOSITY
• IF EVERY DROP WAS A WORD / HOW MANY STORIES WOULD FALL ON THE STREETS
• LET MORE FREE SPEECH / LIVE ON THE STREETS
• A FRIGHTENED SOCIETY / IS PRETTY SAFE / FOR POLITICIANS
• IF YOU LOOK AROUND YOU WILL SEE ENOUGH EXCUSES TO BE LATE
• EUROPEAN CULTURE / MADE IN CHINA
• FRANCE / DOES INTEGRATION ALSO INCLUDE PROTEST CULTURE
• I SENT MY MOTHER TO A COURSE IN DISOBEDIENCE
• ALSO FAR AWAY / THE PEOPLE WANT TO RULE THEMSELVES
• WHEN THE SUN SLEEPS / IT'S TIME TO DANCE IN THE DARK
• CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY FRIENDSHIPS / START AT THE BUS STOP
• SOMETIMES I WISH / MY FACE WOULDN'T USE ITS FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
• POLITICIANS CAN REMOVE DEMOCRATIC RIGHTS / FASTER THAN TERRORISTS
• STAGNATION / NOW WE HAVE TIME TO SPREAD THE MONEY EQUAL

2004

• RUMOUR / WEAPONS OF / MASS HYPNOSIS ARE FOUND IN THE USA
• COMMERCIALS / DO YOU ALREADY FEEL SOLD OUT
• HOW CAN ONE BE AGAINST ABORTION BUT FOR THE DEATH PENALTY
• EUROPEAN INTEGRATION / SPREAD WEALTH / AND PEOPLE
• COUSIN CARL IS ALREADY ORGANIZING COURSES IN SELF DEFENSE AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
• LET THE NEXT FEMINISTIC WAVE BE AMONG MEN
• 2004 / WILL REALITY COME CLOSER TO THE TRUTH
• RUMOURS HAVE A RICH SEX LIFE
• SCHOOL / WHERE REALITY / IS CUT IN PIECES AND PUT IN SQUARES
• STOCK MARKET / THE VALUE OF HUMAN RIGHTS JUST WENT UP 5 POINTS
• THE PSYCHIATRIST SAID THAT MY OPTIMISM WASN'T CONTROLLABLE
• IF LOVE WOULD JUST FOR A MOMENT DWELL IN OUR HEARTS INSTEAD OF IN OUR MOUTHS
• USA / DO THEY STILL HAVE ANY DEMOCRACY LEFT FOR THEMSELVES
• A BIRD DOES NOT SING BECAUSE IT HAS ANSWERS / IT SINGS BECAUSE IT HAS A SONG
• COMMERCIALS / DO YOU SOMETIMES DESIRE NOTHING AS WELL
• PEACE NEVER RESPECTS BORDERS
• PALESTINA / IF GOD WANTED PEOPLE SUPPRESSED / HE WOULD HAVE MADE THE ELEPHANTS LARGER
• INTEGRATION / SIMPLY GOES EASIER WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE WELCOME
• DOMINO EFFECT / ONCE YOU DROP ONE GOOD IDEA / THE REST WILL FOLLOW
• MY GRANDMOTHER STILL THINKS THE EU IS A NEW RELIGION
• IT'S TIME FOR A COMMISSION FOR INTERNATIONAL OPTIMISM
• ISN'T THE BIGGEST CRIME AGAINST HUMAN RIGHTS TO DECLARE PEOPLE ILLEGAL
• EU ENLARGEMENT / OF COURSE THERE IS ALWAYS THE DANGER OF FALLING IN LOVE WITH NEW COUNTRIES AND CULTURES
• UNEMPLOYMENT / THE HOURS ARE GOOD BUT THE WAGES SUCK
• FREEDOM IS A CHOICE / NOT A COMMERCIAL
• I'M NOT POOR JUST BECAUSE I'M BROKE
• SCHOOL LEAVES TOO LITTLE TIME TO DISCOVER THE WORLD
• HOLIDAY / TIME TO TEST THE NEW BORDERS
• STRESS / DO THE PLANETS HURRY TO CIRCLE AROUND THE SUN
• IF EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE YOUNG / IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUTH SERIOUS
• BE READY TO BE SURPRISED
• ONCE THEY'VE CLONED JOHN LENNON / WAR WILL BE OVER
• I'M RIGHT HERE / BEHIND YOUR PREJUDICES
• IS TIME THE ONLY THING YOU'RE WAITING FOR
• MEDIA / 99,9% OF WHAT HAPPENS / ISN'T ON THE NEWS
• Loesje / FROM THE BARRICADES STRAIGHT INTO THE CLOUDS
• SUMMER / LET'S CROSS THE BORDERS OF THE EUROPEAN DREAM
• IF YOU LISTEN TO THE POLITICIANS / YOU MIGHT THINK WE ARE ALL TERRORISTS
• THE NEW DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ / AND THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED A PRE-EMPTIVE WAR
• PUBLIC SPACE / THOSE FACES OF CONFUSION ARE PRICELESS / the street artist of Loesje
• IF YOU LOSE YOUR MIND / THERE'S MORE SPACE LEFT FOR POETRY
• LIFE HAS MORE MEANING THAN YOU CAN FIT IN A HOLY BOOK
• IF ADVENTURE DOESN'T WAIT ON THE DOORSTEP / CLIMB OUT THROUGH THE WINDOW
• ELECTIONS / I MIXED UP THE POLITICAL PROGRAM WITH MY SHOPPING LIST
• WHOSE NEEDS / DO YOU SATISFY
• NOW IT'S TIME FOR OLD PEOPLE / TO PUT THEIR YOUNG IDEAS INTO PRACTICE
• DON'T LET SCHOOL / GET IN THE WAY OF GOOD EDUCATION
• TAKE THE SAME BUS / TO A DIFFERENT JOB
• YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A HURRICANE / TO TURN THINGS AROUND
• AUTUMN FLU / I SHOULD STAY IN / BUT THE WEATHER IS TOO EXCITING the grandmother of Loesje
• MISCONCEPTION / WHEN A POSTER ON A TRASH CAN BOTHERS YOU MORE / THAN THE GARBAGE LYING AROUND IT
• OF COURSE THE LAWS ARE ALWAYS FUNCTIONAL / THE ONLY QUESTION IS / FOR WHOM
• I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS / BUT I KNOW I'M IN IT
• LET'S GIVE THE INDIVIDUAL THE SPACE TO GROW / INSTEAD OF THE ECONOMY
• BERLIN / 15 YEARS WITHOUT A WALL / TIME TO FILL THE GAP
• EUROPEAN COMMISSION / MAYBE THEY DON'T KNOW WE ARE READY FOR DEMOCRACY
• STARVING OR ON A DIET
• LONELY AT THE TOP / AND THEN HE NOTICED HE WAS STANDING ON THE WRONG MOUNTAIN
• LOVE CAN BE THE END OF YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEMS / AND SO CAN I
• WHEN YOU PRESERVE PROGRESSIVE THOUGHTS / THEY MIGHT BECOME CONSERVATIVE
• UKRAINE / IF DEMOCRACY DOESN'T WORK / THE PEOPLE WILL
• LET'S STOP INTEGRATING / AND START LIVING TOGETHER
• GOOD TIMES ARE AHEAD / NO WAIT A MINUTE / THEY ARE ALREADY HERE
• MONEY IS FLAT / THE WORLD IS ROUND
• WHAT'S NAIVE ABOUT WANTING WORLD PEACE FOR CHRISTMAS
• IS IT THE EXTREMISTS / OR THE MEDIA / THAT BLOWS THINGS UP

2003

• 20 0 3 / DON'T FORGET TO STAND STILL / EVERY NOW AND THEN / TO ADMIRE TH E V I E W
• CAN YOU REMEMBER YOUR VICTORIES / WITHOUT > FORGETTING YOUR LOSSES
• WHAT DO YOU MEAN / CRISIS /Loesje's cousin Carl
• KYOTO / MOTHER NATURE / NEEDS EMANCIPATION
• GOD HAS RETIRED / BUT THE POPE IS BUSY CLONING HIM
• EVERYTHING FOR WAR AGAINST IRAQ IS THERE / EXCEPT FOR A REASON
• DOES THE SECURITY COUNCIL / HAVE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
• WHO'S GOING TO SAVE THE USA / ONCE THEY HAVE SAVED THE WORLD
• UNCLE HARRY THOUGHT HE UNDERSTOOD EMANCIPATION AND BOUGHT HIS WIFE A DISHWASHER
• CARNIVAL THIS YEAR I GO AS AN OPINION
• FEWER CHAIRS MORE DANCING
• ALL THESE WEAPONS OF MISUNDERSTANDING
• MY LIFE IS MY DAILY ART
• LIFE ON EARTH IS EXPENSIVE / BUT IT INCLUDES A FREE TRIP AROUND THE SUN
• FOR MORE QUESTIONS TO POP UP
• IF THE PUBLIC OPINION DOESN'T MATTER / IT'S TIME FOR NEW ELECTIONS
• IT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT TO DISARM / WHEN YOU RECEIVE > BOMBS ON A DAILY BASIS
• SPRING MANAGES WHAT VALENTINE'S DAY COULDN'T
• SURREALISM / LOSING CAPITAL YOU NEVER HAD
• MAKE UNEMPLOYMENT / A PRIME CULTURAL PERIOD>
• WHY DO THEY ALWAYS CHASE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOWHERE TO GO
• FAILED MY SCHOOL EXAMS / COULDN'T EXPEL MY FANTASY
• INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR BETTER TIMES / YOU BETTER CREATE THEM
• DON'T KEEP THE PEACE / SHARE IT
• WTO IMF EU GATS NATO / PWR HDS BHND CRNMS / LSJ
• SPRING CLEANING / STARTS WITH FRESH AIR IN YOUR HEAD
• HOMOPHOBIA / SHOULDN'T YOU BE MORE FRIGHTENED / TO LET TRUE LOVE SLIDE
• SECURITY MEASURES / AUNTY RITA HAS ALREADY ARRANGED FOR 5 PEOPLE TO WATER THE PLANTS DURING THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS
• HOW CAN A TREE BELIEVE IT'S A FOREST
• IT'S AN ART OF NOT TAKING A NAP AFTER YOUR PUBERTY
• DON'T BUY ANYTHING FOR A PRICE / YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BUY IT AT YOURSELF
• HOLIDAY PLANS / LEAVE SOME ROOM IN YOUR CAR FOR A REFUGEE
• UNEMPLOYED / MAKING ENDS MEET IS A DAY JOB AS WELL
• FAIR TRADE / WOULDN'T IT BE MORE LOGICAL TO LABEL THE UNFAIR PRODUCTS
• LOESJE / FOR THE RIGHT TO INTERPRET REALITY
• PEACE PLAN / BECAUSE PALESTINES ALSO NEED GROUND TO BE ABLE TO TAKE STEPS
• WHEREVER YOU ARE / THE INTELLIGENCE SERVICE THINKS WITH YOU
• EUROPEAN CONSTITUTION / HASN'T THE USA GOTTEN A VETO IN THAT ALREADY
• ISN'T THE WORLD GETTING SMALL WITH ALL THOSE FORGOTTEN COUNTRIES
• ACCORDING TO MY FATHER THE SUMMERS ARE GETTING HOTTER IF YOU ASK ME HE'S GETTING BALDER
• CAMERA ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE / I PREFER A PORTABLE TOILET ON IT
• I TAUGHT THE SHEEP / TO COUNT THEMSELVES
• IF YOUR COUNTRY DOESN'T ACCEPT THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT / YOU STILL CAN
• TODAY I DO IT DIFFERENTLY / THE MOUSE THOUGHT / AND CHASED THE CAT
• FREEDOM OF SPEECH / NOT ONLY FOR THOSE THAT CAN AFFORD IT
• FORGET THE COUNTRIES / LIVE THE WORLD
• IF YOU CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM YOUR SINS / YOU BETTER RELISH THEM / LOESJE'S kidbrother
• IDENTITY / DO YOU NEED A PASSPORT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE
• MISCOMMUNICATION /I COULD NEVER AGREE WITH MY FATHER on HOW MUCH 50 EUROS IS
• THE TRAIN WAS SO LATE WE STARTED KISSING
• WOULD THE POOR FORGET ABOUT US IF WE FORGOT ABOUT THEM
• WHY WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND / TO HAVE FUN
• AUTUMN / GIVE ME THOSE WONDERFUL SOCKS THAT REACH UP TO THE NOSE
• INTEGRATION / EVEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PARENTS / LOESJE'S kidbrother
• PROPOSAL / THOSE THAT DESTROY A COUNTRY AREN'T ALLOWED TO MAKE PROFIT ON REBUILDING IT
• WILL LESS BORDERS / GIVE MORE FREEDOM
• LET LIFE BE A JOURNEY / INSTEAD OF A GUIDED TOUR
• FREE THE MARKET / BUY LESS
• BETTER TO WEAR A HAT / THAN HAVING MY THOUGHTS CATCH A COLD
• INTEGRATION / WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG
• AIDS / HOW MANY AFRICANS HAVE TO DIE FOR THE SINS OF THE CARDINALS
• INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE / SUDDENLY MY OWN CULTURE BECAME CLEAR
• DO YOU WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER 31ST / OR DO YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR NEW IDEALS
• ROBBING A BANK / ISN'T THAT LIKE SOLVING AN ECONOMIC CRISIS / the kidbrother of
• STABILITY PACT / AS LONG AS GERMANY AND FRANCE AGREE WITH EACH OTHER IT KEEPS PRETTY STABLE
• EXTREME COMMERCIALS / SOUP SIMPLY TASTES BETTER WHEN YOU COOK NAKED
• A PEACE PLAN BEHIND WALLS / IS LIKE WINDOW SHOPPING FOR CHRISTMAS
• WINTER JEWELS / ICE CRYSTALS ON YOUR SMILE
• SERBIA / >>NO WE DO HAVE A PARLIAMENT IT JUST CONSISTS OF 8 MILLION PEOPLE<<
• HE WAS TRYING SO HARD TO BE RIGHT / THAT HE FORGOT WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT
• IF THE CLIMATE CHANGES ON A GLOBAL LEVEL / WHY CAN'T PEOPLE

2002

• REINCARNATION / MY BACK-UP PLAN
• STRONG EURO / I WONDER WHEN THE FIRST AMERICAN BOMB WILL ACCIDENTALLY DROP ON THE EUROPEAN BANK
• OIL PRICES IN EUROS / IRAN TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO TEASE THE US
• EVERYONE CAN WALK ON THE WATER IF ONLY IT'S COLD ENOUGH
• IF THE GAP WIDENS THE BRIDGE HAS TO GET LONGER
• VALENTINE'S DAY / HOW CAN I DO IT SECRETLY WITH MY NAME ON THE POSTER
• I THOUGHT THE ONLY QUALIFICATION FOR HUMAN RIGHTS WAS TO BE A HUMAN
• NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE ENVIRONMENT WILL GET PRIVATISED
• OF ALL THE THINGS TO BELIEVE IN / WHY NOT YOURSELF
• MY OWN RELIGION / I'LL PRAY TO MYSELF TOMORROW FIRST I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE TWO BEERS TO MYSELF
• LOST / YOU'RE PROBABLY WHERE YOU LAST PUT YOURSELF
• EASTER / JESUS WAS A REVOLUTIONARY NOT A CHICKEN
• ELECTIONS / WHEN SILENCE IS YOUR VOTE IT'S EASY NOT TO BE HEARD
• IF THERE WAS A SPECIAL PLACE FOR WAR / HOW CROWDED WOULD IT BE
• ISN'T HOW TO SOLVE IT A BETTER QUESTION THAN WHO DID IT
• COUNTRIES WITHOUT McDONALD'S AND COCA COLA ARE PROBABLY SUPPORTING TERRORISM
• MILOSEVIC / PUT ALL OUR MISTAKES IN ONE MAN AND WASH OUR HANDS OF IT
• SLAVERY TRIAL / IF MY SALARY WAS 500 YEARS TO LATE I WOULD SUE AS WELL
• IF EVERY DAY WAS LABOUR DAY I WOULD FINALLY GET SOME WORK DONE
• POLITICIANS / IN A BIG MOUTH FIT MORE PEOPLE
• DON'T FOLLOW IDEAS JUST WALK WITH THEM
• THE DANGER OF GETTING BORED IS POSSIBILITY OF BECOMING CREATIVE
• SHOULDN'T WE ALWAYS BE ALLOWED TO CHEER UP THE STEETS
• BURN-OUT / KEEP LIGHTING THAT FIRE
• RUMOUR / THE EU IS SECRETLY WORKING ON AN IDEAL WORLD
• NO MAP / BUT SEVERAL WAYS
• TOO MANY MONUMENTS / WEIGH DOWN ON THE FUTURE
• WAKING UP / THAT CREATES SUCH HIGH EXPECTATIONS
• GLOBALISATION / WHATEVER BRINGS US TOGETHER DON'T LET IT BE MONEY OR THE MILITARY
• AGE IS NOT A VERY NICE WORD FOR EXPERIENCE
• INDEPENDENT // ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PACK MY BACKPACK
• SUMMER / ISN'T A SEASON IT'S A FEELING
• SCHOOL / I'M A SUBJECT ALL BY MYSELF
• WHEN YOU OVERSTEP THE LIMIT IT'S GONE
• PLEASE MIND YOUR STEP / THERE ARE PEOPLE UNDER YOUR FEET
• STOP ALIENATION INSIDE
• AFTER THE ISLAM GOT PROHIBITED / GRANDMA WASN'T ALLOWED TO WALK WITH HER RAIN CAP ON THE STREETS
• WHO NEEDS VIRTUAL REALITY IF YOU CAN JUST DREAM
• JOHANNESBURG / LET'S BANKRUPT THE WORLD AND START ALL OVER AGAIN
• WHEN THE TEACHER TELLS ME TO BE QUIET / I ALWAYS START TO WHISPER
• HOW CAN LACK OF LIVING SPACE AND LONELINESS EXCIST AT THE SAME TIME
• WHAT IF WE DROP THE BOMBS ONLY WHERE THEY ARE PRODUCED
• EU/ IN A STRONG UNION THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD BE INVOLVED
• WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT BITTEN ON YOUR EAR
• THE SAHARA SHRINKS / THOSE RAINFORESTS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE AGGRESSIVE
• CLONES / DO YOU WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY YOURSELF
• TICKLE THE POWER
• THE WORLD IS TOO ROUND TO SIT SILENTLY IN THE CORNER
• STRESS / OUT THROUGH THE DOOR / INTO THE WALL
• PEOPLE FROM THE MOON / POLITICIANS FROM PLUTO
• IF YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL / LOOK AGAIN
• IF YOU CAN'T EAT MONEY / WHY BREAK YOUR TEETH ON IT
• PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE / THAT WITH LESS RESPONSIBILTY / THEY ARE SAFER
• THE REAL HEROES / ARE STILL SLEEPING
• LOESJE / PRE-EMPTIVE TEXTS
• SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ICE CAPS / LEAVE YOUR CAR AT HOME
• CLONING / LESS SPECTACULAR THAN SEX / Loesje's kidbrother
• WHY KEEP YOUR RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
• STOP / BREATHE / LOOK AT THE SKY / SMILE / DON'T STOP
• THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS ARE HIDDEN BETWEEN OLD AND NEW
• EU EXTENSION / AND WILL THE CITIZENS JOIN
• OIL DISASTERS / HOW UNLCE HARRY MAKES THE SALAD / Loesje's aunty Rita
• BUSH IS SO SURE IRAQ HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION / HE MUST HAVE DELIVERED THEM HIMSELF

2001

• AND SUDDENLY THE CHEMICAL WEAPONS DEPARTMENTS BOUGHT ALL THE BEEF
• IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA FINANCIALLY / BUT IT SURE WAS NICE
• HAPPIFIED AREA / DO NOT DISTURB
• EUTHANASIA / NO WAY / IT WOULD MIX UP MY WHOLE REINCARNATION CYCLE
• WANTED / MORE COMEDY ON THE WORLD STAGE
• BUSH / THE KID WHO ALWAYS USED TO BUILD FENCES / AROUND HIS SANDCASTLES
• DON'T CONSUME YOUR FEELINGS AWAY
• PRIVATIZING / A PUBLIC QUESTION
• MAKE MISTAKES / BUT MAKE THEM RIGHT
• AS IF THE COWS CARE / WHAT THEY ARE KILLED FOR
• BUSH VOTES FOR ABORTION / IN CASE OF GAY CHILDREN
• BURNING NEWS / URANIUM BOMBS DO HAVE HEALTH EFFECTS ON THEIR TARGETS
• RELIGION / AREN'T THE QUESTIONS MORE INTERESTING THAN THE ANSWERS
• ENEMIES / ARE THEY THE ONES WITH WRONG OPINIONS
• NOT EVEN ALL THE MASCARA IN THE WORLD / COULD HIDE YOUR BEAUTY
• BIBLE / ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT JESUS REALLY SAID
• NEXT WEEK IN THE COOKING PROGRAMME / CLONE YOUR OWN PIZZA
• PLEASANT SURPRISE / GOT A VALENTINE'S CARD YESTERDAY / IT HAD NO POSTCODE
• BALKAN STATES / DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
• STARTED COUNTING SHEEP / NOW I CAN'T SLEEP AT ALL
• WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE / EVERY DATE IS A BIT OF A BLIND ONE
• EVERY OPINION DESERVES AN ELECTRICITY BOX
• BUSH IS STILL LOOKING FOR CARBON DIOXIDE ON HIS MAP
• PLAYING IS ALLOWED ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FENCE
• I AM THE GUINEA PIG IN MY OWN LIFE
• ELVIS DIDN'T DIE / WHY SHOULD YOU
• DEMONSTRATION / GOT RUN OVER BY A CROWD OF JOURNALISTS AGAIN
• WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE BIGGEST WORKAHOLICS WHO DECIDE ABOUT UNEMPLOYMENT REGULATIONS
• SPACE SHIELD / I GUESS BUSH WANTS TO HIDE FROM HIS GOD
• THINGS ARE GETTING PRETTY WEIRD / IF FUN IS A THREAT TO THE ECONOMY
• SUMMER JOB / LOOKING FOR MY SWIMMING TRUNKS IN MY ROOM
• BERLUSCONI IS INTRODUCING A NEW KIND OF FOOD / SPAGHETTI MONOPOLY
• AN ADVENTURE / NEVER COMES ALONE
• MIDDLE EAST / WHEN WILL THE UN DECLARE THE WHOLE AREA A NO-RELIGION ZONE
• BUSH - PUTIN MEETING IN SLOVENIA / GLOBAL PROMOTION FOR THE DEATH PENALTY AND NUCLEAR SUBMARINES
• MIDSUMMER NIGHT / AFTER SUNSET THE POETS COME OUT OF THEIR CAVES
• DESPITE THE RAIN THE COLD AND A BROKEN ALARMCLOCK GRANDPA DECIDED TO PROCLAIM A REVOLUTION
• SUNGLASSES MAP & BACKPACK / COUSIN CARL SURE KNOWS HOW TO ANNOY THE WORKING CLASS
• DEMONSTRATION / DON'T GET STONED
• WHEN MY STUDENT NUMBER TURNED OUT TO BE THE SAME AS MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER I GOT SUSPICIOUS
• WHEN THE PRIME MINISTER SAID AUSTRALIA WAS FULL EVEN THE KANGAROOS HAD TO LAUGH
• GATHERING WEAPONS / AND ALL THE JOURNALISTS HAD TO HAND IN THEIR PENS
• EURO / THE ONLY COIN WITH 1995 - 2001 IMPRINTED ON IT
• AFTER ONE MINUTE'S SILENCE / VOICE YOUR OPINION
• PLEASE SIGN THIS PEACE TREATY / I WILL NOT KILL ANYONE IN NEW YORK AFGHANISTAN OR ANYWHERE ELSE
• SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA SOMEONE IS STILL RECOUNTING THE VOTES
• BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS / LIKE HUMAN BEINGS
• WITH ALL THOSE CAMERAS YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHOW THE WHOLE STORY
• SMART BOMBS / UNTIL THEY EXPLODE OF COURSE
• WHEN YOU ARE 18 THE WORLD IS / A CAREER OPPURTUNITY / A PLAYGROUND / BLACK & WHITE / SOMETHING TO CHANGE
• FREEDOM FROM DRUGS / MAKE LIFE MORE ADDICTIVE
• AFTER FOUR HOURS OF DISCUSSING REASONABLY AND LOGICALLY I WAS STILL IN LOVE
• GOOD PROPAGANDA / BAD NEWS
• THERE ARE MORE COLOURS IN MY WORLD THAN ARMY GREEN AND NAVY BLUE
• TOP-MEETING / WHEN WILL THE TOP REACH DOWN TO THE BOTTOM
• HAPPY NEW WEEK
• DON'T TELL ME / SOMEONE DECIDED FOR YOU
• EURO POT / BRING YOUR OWN SPICES
• MONEY CAN TRAVEL EVERYWHERE SO WHY CAN'T PEOPLE

2000

• REACH OUT A HAND/ YOU'VE GOT TWO OF THEM
• COLD/ WHEN I KISSED HIM/ I FROZE ON TO HIS PIERCING
• KOHL/ MAYBE HE SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT HOW THEY DO IT IN BRUSSLES
• WINTER LOVE/ SNOW IS GREAT FOR TUMBLING
• IF EVERYTHING WAS ENLIGHTENED// THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY CONTRAST
• WHERE DID I PUT MY CHAOS
• I RAN AWAY/ BUT THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGED/ WAS THE EARTH BENEATH ME
• WHAT DO YOU THINK// DO YOU NEED TO HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING
• CAN'T WE JUST SPLIT UP THE USA INTO/ A DEMOCRATIC AND A REPUBLICAN PART
• PINOCHET// HAS HE EVER BEEN HEALTHY THEN
• WHAT'S THE USE OF 28 CHANNELS// WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SCREEN
• VALENTINE'S DAY// ONCE AGAIN MY BROTHER SENT HIMSELF SIX CARDS
• LOESJE//FOR FUN RAISING
• REFEREE TO FOOTBALL PLAYER // "YOU'LL GET A CARD / BUT WHICH ONE / YOU'LL SEE AFTER THE COMMERCIALS"
• THE RULES OF IMAGINATION // ARE NEVER FIXED
• TRUE BEAUTY // DOESN'T SHOW / UNTIL YOU'RE 70
• A SUCCESSFUL TRAVELLER/CAN ORDER HIMSELF A BEER ANYWHERE
• THERE WON'T BE MUCH LEFT OF ALLENDE'S GRAVE/AFTER ALL THE TURNING HE MUST HAVE DONE
• I'M YOUNG ENOUGH/TO MAKE USE/OF ALL MY EXPERIENCES
• ISOLATING AUSTRIA//THEN THE WARMTH/WILL NEVER GET THROUGH
• IF YOU DON'T LIKE IMMIGRANTS/EMIGRATE
• ARE SCANDALS JUST A WAY/TO GET MORE PEOPLE INTERESTED IN POLITICS
• ONE DAY/GEORGE DECIDED TO SLEEP LATE
• CHECHNYA/THE FACT THAT RUSSIA IS DESTROYING IT/ IS THE BEST ARGUMENT THAT IT DOESN'T BELONG TO THEM
• EUROPEAN FEELING//IS THAT WHAT YOU GET IN YOUR STOMACH/ AFTER EATING ALL THE NATIONAL DISHES
• HORMONE FOOD//MY TOMATOES ARE MORE MASCULINE THAN I AM
• JEWISH REFUNDS//WHAT IF THEY PUT THAT MUCH EFFORT IN PEACE NEGOTIATIONS
• SMOKING//IF I DON'T DIE WITHIN 50 YEARS/I WILL SUE THE HEALTHORGANIZATION
• FOR THE RIGHT/TO BE ILLEGAL
• I DON'T GET IT//IMMIGRANTS DON'T WORK/AND STEAL OUR JOBS
• WHO HAS/A PUBLIC OPINION
• LET YOUR SELFCONFIDENCE/BE BIGGER THAN YOUR EGO
• BUTTERFLIES IN MY BELLY/LAMBS IN THE FIELD/POLLEN IN MY NOSE
• WHO DECIDES/WHAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
• STAR WARS//DO THE AMERICANS BELIEVE IN MARTIANS AGAIN
• MULTICULTURAL//OH/YOU MEAN LIKE THE WORLD
• PEACE PROCESS IN ISRAEL//GOD DOESN'T DARE TO INTERFERE ANY MORE
• SUMMER LOVE//ISN'T THAT INTERCULTURAL EDUCATION TOO
• THE WORST KIND OF CHILDREN/ARE GROWN-UPS
• DEAR BURGLARS//WHILE YOU ARE HERE/PLEASE WATER THE PLANTS/AND RETURN MY LIBRARY BOOKS
• PUTIN//>>BUT IF YOU DEVIDE THE NUMBER OF DISASTERS BY THE SURFACE AREA/IT ISN'T THAT BAD<<
• TRAVEL TO MARS//MAYBE LATER/I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO ZAMBIA YET
• STRONG COFFEE//THE DRUG FOR EVERY OLYMPIC GAMES VIEWER
• HAVE YOU STARTED THE JOB OF YOUR DREAMS YET
• ELECTIONS IN THE USA/WHAT IF EVERYONE INVOLVED COULD VOTE
• MELTING OF THE ICEBERG/IS ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG
• US ELECTIONS // IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE WHEN THE ONLY WAY IS THE / RIGHT WAY
• WHEN I EXPLAINED IT TO THE POLICEMAN/HE HELPED ME TO STICK THE REST
• >>IMMIGRATION SERVICE INFO LINE / PLEASE HOLD ON / THE AVERAGE WAITING TIME IS FIVE YEARS <<
• THIRD WORLD // WHY DO WE ALWAYS THINK EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE US
• FALLING EURO//CAN'T THEY LINK IT TO THE PETROL PRICES
• SERBIA /HEY BRANISLAV/WHEN WILL WE MEET AGAIN
• HOW FAR/HAS YOUR DINNER TRAVELLED
• WHY IS IT ILLEGAL TO PAINT A GREY WALL/WHEN IT IS LEGAL TO BUILD IT
• YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOUT TO BE LOUDER THAN THE SILENT MASS
• THE OLDER YOU GET/THE LARGER THE CAKE
• >>HOW ARE YOU IN RELATION TO THE DOLLAR<< / >>WE HAVEN'T BEEN INTRODUCED YET<<
• HE WHO IS SICK OF FIGHTING / THROW THE FIRST KISS
• STREET ARTISTS/PEDESTRIANS/TRYING TO CROSS THE ROAD
• WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SURPRISED BY THE REVOLUTION/ORGANIZE ONE YOURSELF
• TIME FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT/SAID THE HOMELESS MAN/AND WRAPPED HIMSELF UP
• US ELECTIONS/AFTER THE NEW RECOUNT/THEY FOUND THREE MORE STATES
• WALK WITH THE GROUP/OF INDIVIDUALS
• XMAS QUEUES/AS IF PEOPLE CAN'T WAIT/TO SPEND MONEY
• VIOLENCE/WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF ARGUMENTS/BEFORE HAVING SAID ANYTHING
• AFTER FOUR YEARS/UNIVERSITY STARTED WONDERING/HOW TO SURVIVE ME
• EVENING NEWS/THE SAME WAR/DIFFERENT HAIRDO
• SECRET POLICE/MY MOTHER ALSO WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME (kidbrother of)

1999

• FALL/ DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF LIPS I COULD LEAN AGAINST
• TAKE YOUR DREAMS/ INTO THE DAYLIGHT
• I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY/ MY MOTHER DOES IT FOR ME
• NEWSPAPER ON THE INTERNET/ THE DOG HAD SOME PROBLEM BRINGING THAT
• PEOPLE SMUGGLING LET'S NOT DO THAT ANYMORE/ BUT SIMPLY SMUGGLE THE BORDERS AWAY
• NEW JOB// NEXT TO A NEW LAPTOP AN A NEW CAR HE ALSO GOT A NEW SOCIAL LIFE FROM THE COMPANY
• BOREDOM/THE CRADLE OF IMAGINATION
• FOODSCANDALS/WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW/COULD KILL YOU
• IF YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEONE NEW/ KNOCK ON YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S DOOR
• AUSTRIAN ELECTIONS/ TRYING TO PROVE THAT EXTREME RIGHT AND DEMOCRACY CAN GET ALONG
• SMOKING COMMERCIALS BANNED/ GREAT/ NOW YOU CAN SMOKE WITHOUT PEOPLE THINKING YOU'RE A COWBOY
• LIFE// FUNNY HOW YOU ALWAYS START LOOKING FOR THE MEANING OF IT/ AFTER FIVE BEERS
• FUN GUTS HUMOUR INITIATIVE IMAGINATION/ EVEN WITHOUT MUSIC IT SOUNDS LIKE A SONG
• SOCIAL WELFARE// YOUTH: CENTRE/ ELDERLY: SUBURBS
• FEELING/ONE OF THOSE STIMULATING SIGNS THAT YOU EXIST
• SHORT-TERM EMPLOYMENT/AFTER 57 DIFFERENT JOBS/PETER DECIDED TO GET A LIFE
• TRAFFIC JAM// I GUESS I PREFER STRAWBERRY
• SKINHEADS// HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NORDIC COLD
• ANGRY-LOOKING PEOPLE/ JUST TRYING TO HIDE THE WRINKLES THEY GOT FROM LAUGHING
• I CAN FEEL YOU BETTER/ IN THE DARK
• I THREW MY BOYFRIEND OUT/ NOW/ HE IS DATING HIS TV
• WHY DOESN'T SHE BECOME UGLY/ NOW THAT IT'S OVER the ex-boyfriend of
• COULD A GUN END UP/IN THE HANDS OF/THE RIGHT PERSON
• WE ARE RICH
• CHRISTMAS FOOD/ HEY WHAT'S THAT BAMBI DOING ON MY PLATE
• A DIFFICULT CHOICE// TO TOLERATE INTOLERANCE/ OR/ TO BE INTOLERANT
• MILLENNIUM// WHAT IF THE WORLD WOULD GO UNDER/ AND GOD FORGOT TO MAKE A BACKUP
• WINTER LOVE/ IN MY STOMACH FROZEN BUTTERFLIES BUMP AROUND
• TOO BAD/ THAT YOU CAN'T TEAR UP A STUPID EMAIL
• SECRETLY ASKING MILOSEVIC TO GET INVOLVED IN CHECHNYA/ MAYBE THE WEST WILL ACT THEN
• THE BEST PARTY/ IS THE ONE THAT MUM DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT the kidbrother of
• FUTURE OF EUROPE / THE FLAG LEAVES SPACE/FOR MORE STARS

1998

• I RECKON WARS ARE SPONSORED BY THE MEDIA SO THEY CAN BE SURE OF GETTING SOME NEWS
• THE SURVIVAL TRIP WAS NOTHING COMPARED WITH A WEEK AT THE OFFICE
• DEMOCRACY RULES THIS COUNTRY ALL BY ITSELF
• NEW CZECH GOVERMENT[sic] IT`S TIME HAVEL READ HIS OWN BOOKS ONCE MORE
• GLOBALISATION SOUNDS LIKE A NEW ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN
• PLANNED STUDIES EVEN MY BIRTH WASN`T TOTALLY PLANNED (`S KID BROTHER)
• FORGED MONEY IS A MATTER OF DEFINITION
• WHICH KIND OF CHILDREN`S DAYCARE DO YOU PREFER/ GOVERNMENT/ PRIVATE/ McDONALD'S
• WHEN THERE`S A CRISIS IN THE USA NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE`S A CRISIS IN IRAQ
• FAIR TRADE LABELS/ PERHAPS WE NEED AN UNFAIR TRADE LABEL AS WELL
• IN THE USA EVERYTHING`S ELECTRIC TOOTBRUSHES POPCORN MACHINES CHAIRS
• IMAGINE YOU KNOW THERE`S ENOUGH FOOD BUT THEY`D RATHER THROW IT AWAY THAN SHARE IT WITH YOU
• MORE GRANTS FOR SHOWING GUTS
• THE TRUTH IS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE THE POLITICIANS THOUGHT/ SO IT`S GETTING PRETTY CROWDED THERE
• MY PRINCE IS MISSING BUT AT LEAST I`VE STILL GOT THAT WHITE HORSE
• HE`S SO FLEXIBLE HE DOESN`T HAVE TIME FOR HIMSELF
• IS IT FUN LOOKING SO SERIOUS
• THIS ISN`T VOICE MAIL I`M TALKING TO YOU
• SPRING BUDS BURST FORTH IN THE CONCRETE DESERT
• IRAQ VERSUS USA KOFFI BREAK
• WHETHER SOMETHING`S RIGHT OR WRONG OFTEN DEPENDS ON WHO`S DONE IT
• TO GET EVEN MORE ATTENTION THIS YEAR THE POPE WILL DO A BUNGY JUMP FROM ST. PETER`S WITH A CONDOM OVER HIS HEAD
• FORGET ABOUT OBLIGATIONS JUST GIVE ME THAT RESPONSIBILITY
• THOUGHT RECYCLING CENTRE
• ELECTIONS VOTE NOW PAY LATER
• EVER PLAYED MUSICAL CHAIRS ON A BUSY TERRACE
• IT WAS MAINLY THANKS TO HIS ALARMCLOCK THAT HIS DREAMS CAME TRUE
• EU`S REFUGEE POLICY TAKING REFUGEE FROM REALITY
• CYCLING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE EXPERIENCE `TOILET FRESH` LIVE
• GOOD MANNERS NOT TELLING THE TEACHER THAT SHE`S DISTURBING YOUR THOUGHTS
• WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THE PAGES WHICH DON`T MAKE IT TO THE NEWSPAPER
• FAILED PHILOSOPHER THE ONE THAT SPOILED IT FOR THE OTHERS BECAUSE HE FOUND THE ANSWER TO ALL THE QUESTIONS
• ISN`T MILITARY INTELLIGENCE A CONTRADICTION IN TERMS
• EDUCATION ISN`T EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT TOO
• ELECTIONS HIDE YOUR VOTE IN A LITTLE BOX
• ISRAEL 50 YEARS WITHOUT PEACE HOW TO CELEBRATE THAT
• HUMAN RIGHTS NOT MADE IN CHINA
• SUMMER KEEP THE CAT IN IT`S BBQ TIME
• KOSOVO/ UN PRIORITY LIST FIRST WE HELP THE COUNTRIES THAT HAVE MONEY THEN WE WILL DISCUSS THE REST

1997

• IN RICH COUNTRIES DOORS ARE WIDER
• ANOTHER NEW YEAR IN RUSSIA THAT`S GOOD NEWS SINCE THEIR OLD ONE EXPIRED IN FEBRUARY LAST YEAR
• STUCK IN THE SNOW WITH A THOUSAND FELLOW- COUNTRYMEN THIS MUST BE WINTER SPORTS
• BIRTH CONTROL MORE SEX FEWER BABIES
• A SNOWFLAKE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT IT`S HARD TO SEE IT WHEN IT`S LYING IN A HEAP
• YOU HAVE TO WORK BECAUSE WORK IS GOOD FOR YOU/ YOU HAVE TO CONSUME BECAUSE THE MARKET IS HUNGRY
• GENETIC ENGINEERING CORN, FISH AND SOMETHING IN BETWEEN
• WHY DON`T THEY MAKE AIRCRAFT OUT OF THE SAME MATERIAL AS THE BLACKBOX
• THE CREATIVENESS OF THE DEMONSTRANTS IN BELGRADE IS A HOPEFUL SIGN FOR THE FUTURE
• SURFING CYBERSPACE HE KNEW HE HAD TO COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH WHEN HE BURNT HIS LIPS ON A CUP OF TEA
• A STRONG EUROPEAN CURRENCY SOUNDS AS IF WE`RE FOR A FIGHT
• ALBANIA WITH DOLLAR SIGNS IN YOUR EYES YOU`RE BOUND TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL
• NOW WE`VE SOLVED THE PALESTINIAN PROBLEM LET`S DEAL WITH THE KURDS
• WORLD PROMOTION
• BELGRADE/ WORLD DIGGING-YOUR-HEALS-IN COMPETITION THE OPPOSITION WON
• COMMUNICATION/ SHUT UP AND TOUCH ME
• JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO DISCOVER THE MEANING OF LIFE HE DROWNED IN THE STREAM OF CONCIOUSNESS
• ON VALENTINE`S DAY EVERYONE CAN BE A HEART DONOR
• MEDIA/ WHEN PEACE CAME TO CHECHNYA STARVATION CAME BACK TO AFRICA
• CLONES WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND IN THE OFFICE YOU DON`T BELIEVE THAT THEY HAVEN`T DONE THIS BEFORE
• IF YOU CAN`T PROVE IT SCIENTIFICALLY CALL IT RELIGION
• EVER SINCE THE TELLY BROKE DOWN IN OLDIE`S HOME `SUNDOWN` EVERYBODY SEEMED A LOT LESS DEMENTED
• THE FLU/ JUST A SIGN THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY MEET PEOPLE
• LEFT, RIGHT I`M GOING STRAIGHT AHEAD
• BRICK/ A PRACTICAL TOOL FOR SWITCHING OFF THE TV-SET
• I DON`T WANT TO GO TO BED YET/ WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR/ DAD PROMISED TO E-MAIL ME A STORY
• IF THE MARKET IS IN CONTROL ARE WE LIVING THEN IN A DICTATORSHIP
• CHURCH ISN`T THAT ONE OF THOSE PLACES WHERE THE HOMELESS CAN SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
• EU CONFERENCE IN AMSTERDAM/ EVERYONE BRING YOUR SWIMMING THINGS/ WHAT WE DO WILL BE A SURPRISE
• NATO EXPANSION/ CLINTON: WE`RE GOING TO DO AS WE LIKE YELTSIN: SO ARE WE GOOD THEN WE AGREE
• SUPPORT THE ISRAEL PEACE PROCESS/ PUT YOUR MONEY ON THE WEST BANK
• SPRING/ TIME FOR THE ASPHALT TO BLOSSOM
• HOLIDAYS/ TEN REFUGEES IN MY ROOM FOR THREE WEEKS AND I CAN SEE THE WHOLE WORLD
• COME ON THEN DO SOME INNER CLEANING
• RE- INVENTING THE WHEEL MAY SEEM SUPERFLUOUS / IT CAN BE VERY CLARIFYING
• TURKEY/ IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THE POLITICAL PRISONERS COULD SEE AS MUCH SUN AS THE TOURISTS
• UN REPORT/ IT`S ONLY DANGEROUS FOR CHILDREN OVER 15 KILOS TO WALK OVER MINEFIELDS
• MY WORLD DOESN`T TURN IT BOUNCES
• SORRY BUT THE EMU CAN`T MAKE UP TO MY DEMANDS
• MOTHER`S DAY HOW ABOUT THE MOTHER`S NIGHT
• IF YOUR IDEAS DON`T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR TEAR DOWN THE WALL
• AND FINALLY BLAIR PRIVATIZED LABOUR
• UNIFORMS/ WHY WRAP ALL SWEETS IN THE SAME PAPER
• FREEDOM SAID THE POLICEMAN AND PLAYED BASEBALL WITH HIS TRUNCHEON
• EUROSUMMIT BORDERS ARE FADING AND AMSTERDAM IS BEING BARRICADED
• THAT GIRL IS A HOLIDAY ALL BY HERSELF (`S TEACHER)
• NO VIOLENCE ON TV/ I`D PREFER NO VIOLENCE ANYWHERE
• GRADUATION/ I FINISHED SCHOOL JUST AS HAPPY AS WHEN I STARTED
• HOW COME THERE ARE MORE TV CHANNELS THAN POLITICAL ALTERNATIVES
• CLONING/ HAVE YOU REGISTERED YOURSELF AS A TRADEMARK YET
• THE PROBLEM WITH POWER IS THAT ONLY THOSE WHO CAN`T HANDLE IT WANT IT
• I DIDN`T KNOW WHAT SWEDISH CULTURE WAS UNTIL I HAD SEEN TEN OTHERS
• IS THE DREAM A PASSPORT FULL OF STAMPS OR A WORLD WITHOUT ANY
• ACCIDENTS SELDOM COME SINGLE/ THERE IS ALWAYS A JOURNALIST AROUND
• NEW REFUGEE POLICY IF YOU REALLY CAN`T STAY YOU MAY LEAVE
• TOURISM/ YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE IS SOMEBODY ELSE`S ADVENTURE
• BUREAUCRAZY MY MUM SAYS I`M NUMBER ONE
• FORTRESS EUROPE/ THE EU RECYCLED BOTH/ THE BERLIN WALL AND THE IRON CURTAIN
• IF THE WORLD IS ROUND WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE CONSTANTLY LIVING ON THE EDGE
• SINCE I`VE SEEN THE X- FILES I UNDERSTAND MY PARENTS MUCH BETTER
• INITIATIVE RULE IF YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA YOU CAN`T KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
• WE HAVE TO SET LIMITS/ YEAH HOW ABOUT TILL THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
• NO SHARES/ BUT SHARINGS
• THIS IS A NICE DAY TO BE UNEMPLOYED
• FOR MORE LIFE BEFORE DEATH
• WHY ARE PEOPLE WITHOUT VISION ALWAYS AFRAID OF LOSING THEIR FACE
• YOUNG PEOPLE LIVE UNHEALTHY LIVES/ ESPECIALLY IN MALAYSIA, INDONESIA AND BANGLADESH
• OF COURSE THE USA DIDN`T SIGN THE ANTI-LANDMINE TREATY NO CHICKEN WOULD SIGN AN ANTI-EGG TREATY
• USA/ LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS ESPECIALLY OUR LANDMINES
• WHY DO SO MANY CYCLISTS DRIVE CARS
• IF WORDS ARE TOO BIG THEY CAN EASILY GET STUCK IN YOUR EARS
• COMMUNI-ACTION
• WITH MONEY AS A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE YOU CAN`T SAY WHAT YOU THINK
• FOR CENTURIES PEOPLE HAVE LAUGHED ABOUT PERPETUAL MOTION/ YET EVERYONE BELIEVES IN THE STOCK MARKET
• ASIAN CHILDREN WISH THEY DIDN`T HAVE TO MAKE SO MANY PRESENTS FOR SANTA
• SUCH A SHAME THAT PEOPLE SAVE THEIR FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR THE TOILET WALL
• POLITICS NOTHING FRESH TODAY/ THEY JUST SERVE US YESTERDAY`S SOUP
• LOVE OFTEN COMES AROUND LIKE A NEW YEAR
• ECONOMIC REFUGEES ARE NOT WELCOME BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE BUSINESSMEN FROM ABROAD
• DON`T TALK ABOUT THAT SINGLE DROP TALK ABOUT THE CONTENTS OF THE BUCKET
• WHO NEEDS DEMOCRACY WHEN WE CAN AGREE

1996

• BUSSTOP TOPICS/ THE WEATHER, LIFE, THIS LOESJE POSTER
• PUBLIC RELATIONS/ LET`S START A CIVIL WAR TO MAKE CLINTON COME HERE TOO
• REBUILDING BOSNIA/ HE WHO IS FREE FROM VENGEANCE LAY THE FIRST STONE
• TEN YEARS AFTER CHERNOBYL THE BUMPY PSYCHEDELICS `YOU CAN STILL HEAR IT IN OUR MUSIC`
• I WONDER IF POCAHONTAS LIKES IT IN THE HAPPY MEAL BOX
• MORE INTERNATIONAL THAT COCA COLA MORE COLOURFUL THAN FANTA
• YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SNOWMAN/ SMILE LIKE HIM TOO
• NOBODY IS ILLEGAL/ THE WORLD BELONGS TO ALL OF US
• I`M NOT SURE BUT I THINK THAT AFTER THE YEAR 2000 THERE STILL WILL BE A LOT OF CLOUDS
• CNN IF YOU COVER 5 BILLION PEOPLE IN 5 MINUTES YOU ARE BOUND TO LOSE SOMEONE
• TO BE AWAKE IS THAT THE SAME AS NOT TO SLEEP
• IFOR WE HAVEN`T HAD ANY ORDERS TO LOOK AT ANY MASSGRAVES
• LOVE IS FOR FREE BUT WAR COSTS LUCKILY IT ISN`T THE OTHER WAY AROUND
• VALENTINE`S DAY/ HE CAME HIMSELF
• THIS GOVERMENT DOESN`T CUT DOWN IT CUTS OFF
• MY MIND WAS ABOUT TO DRIFT VERY FAR AWAY BUT LUCKILY MY EARS KEPT IT IN PLACE
• THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE WILL VOTE FOR THE HEALTH OF YELTSIN
• SPRING IS HERE IT`S ITCHING ALL OVER MY BODY LOVE/ OR EARLY MOSQUITOES
• THE MANAGER`S QUIT SMOKING/ BUT HIS FACTORY HASN`T
• SHALL WE SOLVE OUR ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS OR SHALL WE GO TO MARS AND SOLVE THEIRS
• I`M NOT TRYING TO ESCAPE REALITY BUT I NEED A BREAK SOMETIMES
• EUROCONDOM WHEN WILL THE REAL PROBLEM BE DEALT WITH
• DEMOCRACY MELTING POT OR FRUIT SALAD
• WE ARE WITH 6 BILLION PEOPLE TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS YOU KNOW
• ONCE TO THE LEFT/ TWICE TO THE RIGHT/ WHO ON EARTH WROTE THE CITY`S GUIDE TO AMERICAN POLITICS
• IN BOSNIA THEY DO GENEAOLOGY WITH SHOVELS
• HOW CAN YOU FEEL POWERLESS WHEN YOU SEE THAT SUNSHINE CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING
• I STROLLED DOWN THE ROAD AND GURGLED WITH DELIGHT
• ELECTIONS IN THE USA THE MORE BALLOONS THE MORE HOT AIR
• I DON`T NEED A WATCH BECAUSE I`VE GOT TIME
• THE GOVERNMENT ARE AGAINST RACISM JUST LIKE THEY ARE AGAINST UNEMPLOYMENT AND FOR YOUTH
• ECOFOOD IS STILL ECOLOGICAL AFTER 18 HOURS IN A TRUCK
• AND WHEN I FINALLY DARED TO LOOK UNDER THE BED THE CROCODILE TURNED OUT TO BE REALLY SWEET
• DON`T FORGET LIFE
• ECONOMICS IS JOINING UP WITH THE ENVIRONMENT LIKE A CAR JOINS UP WITH A TREE
• BECAUSE OF THE RISE IN SEA LEVEL SUNSET WILL BE 15 MINUTES EARLIER TODAY
• THERE`S NOTHING AS PRACTIAL AS A GOOD THEORY
• OF COURSE THE QUESTION IS: CAN A FACTORY CLAIM YOUR LIFE
• EUROPE IS ALMOST UNITED NOW/ FRANCE REJECTED HOLLAND`S DRUG POLICY/ HOLLAND DOESN`T EAT FRENCH CHEESE AND NOBODY WANTS BRITISH COWS ANY MORE
• RIGHT NOW FROGS ARE HAVING WILD SEX
• ONE FLOWER DOESN`T MAKE A SUMMER BUT IT DOES MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY
• MINES DO THE WOUNDS ALSO HEAL IN FOUR MONTHS
• UNEMPLOYMENT/ THE GOVERMENT IS BUSY BIDING ITS TIME
• IF YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND TODAY YOUR TEETH WILL CRUNCH TOMORROW
• I THINK GOD WAS REALLY STONED WHEN HE CREATED THE UNIVERSE
• MIDSUMMER TRAFFIC JAM/ HERE WE ALL ARE ESCAPING THE CITY CROWDS
• UNEMPLOYMENT/ I DON`T HAVE A JOB BUT I`M WORKING ON IT
• IF LUCK STILL ISN`T KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR/ OPEN IT AND DARE TO FIND IT YOURSELF
• FUTURE IS LIKE KNOWING IT BUT I LOVE THE EXCITEMENT OF NOT KNOWING
• ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION/ THE SERPENT WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO THE APPLES
• I THINK THE BUTTERFLY IN MY STOMACH HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE ONE IN HIS
• WHAT`S THAT THUMPING SOUND/ IT`S PERES BANGING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WAILING WALL
• THE WORST THING ABOUT LACK OF COMMON SENSE IS THAT THOSE WHO`VE GOT IT DON`T REALIZE IT
• ELECTIONS IN RUSSIA/ THE WORST MAN MAY TURN INTO THE BEST DURING HIS ELECTIONS CAMPAIGN
• LIFE ON MARS/ A BIT OF PESTICIDE WILL SOON CLEAR THAT UP
• PLEASE CROSS MY BORDER
• BETTER ONE SCREW TOO LOOSE THAN TEN TOO TIGHT
• TAKE RESPONSIBILITY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE TAKES IT AWAY
• ISRAEL/ ONCE HISTORY IS WRITTEN DOWN IT`S HARD TO CHANGE
• I WONDER WHETHER FISH BELIEVE IN LIFE ABOVE THE SURFACE
• RULES WOULD BE EASIER TO FOLLOW IF WE`D BEEN INVOLVED IN MAKING THEM
• ELECTIONS IN THE USA/ SHOULDN`T THE REST OF THE WORLD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE AS WELL
• `YES` SAID THE POLITICIAN `NO` HE MEANT `HMM...` THOUGHT THE PEOPLE
• THE TWENTIETH CENTURY PITY ABOUT THE RAINFOREST BUT IT GAVE US PLENTY TO READ ABOUT
• MOTHER RUSSIA IS WILLING TO SELL BORIS HER HEART FOR 5 DEUTSCHMARKS AND A BIT OF MEAT
• DARLING WITH MY LASERPEN I WILL WRITE YOU A POEM ON THE FIRST CLOUD WE FIND
• THEY SAY IT`S IMPORTANT TO KNOW OUR HISTORY SO WHY DON`T THE SECRET POLICE OPEN UP THEIR FILES
• NETANYAHU IS THERE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
• HAPPILY UNHAPPY WITH THE WORLD
• LABOUR ARE WE RIGHT- WING ENGLISH TO GOVERN YET
• HEALTH SERVICE CUTS THE POLITICIANS WANT US TO DIE HEALTHY
• EVERYTHING MUST CAN WANTS TO CHANGE
• GRANDPA IS MY IDEAL OF BEAUTY HE HAS SUCH BEAUTIFUL OPINIONS
• I THINK YOU`RE FUN
• SHE WAS HAPPY WITH HER TWO MOTHERS NONE OF HER CLASSMATES HAD MORE THAN ONE PARENT
• ELECTION RESULTS USA MISS AMERICA IS CALLED BILL CLINTON AND THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD
• EMU UNFORTUNATELY THE REFERENDUM HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO IMPORTANT ECONOMIC DECISIONS
• IF MY FAMILY GETS TOGETHER FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER I`LL INVITE A U.N. OBSERVER
• NOVEMBER MAYBE IT`S A POOR EXCUSE BUT I MUST WARM MY COLD HANDS ON YOUR STOMACH
• WINTER NOT EVEN THE IMMIGRATION SERVICE CAN KEEP IT OUT
• I THINK HE MISTOOK THE MEANING OF INNER BEAUTY HE HAD HIS TONGUE PIERCED
• FREE ELECTIONS/ MILOSEVIC FELT FREE TO DO WHAT HE LIKED
• CHERNOBYL FAILED PRESIDENT LUKASHENKA TRIES AGAIN
• LET`S HAVE A TASTY NEW YEAR
• SWITSERLAND SILENCE IS GOLDEN
• ONE RAINY DAY MY MAKE-UP SPREAD INTO A BODY PAINTING

1995

• IT WAS PRECISELY YOU I LONGED FOR
• THE WILD ADVENTURES OF COURAGE AND POWER
• AND ON SUNDAY GRANDDAD GOES TO THE PARK WITH HIS GRANDCHILDREN TO FEED THE HOMELESS
• WHAT DID THE MINISTER DO DURING THE SOCIAL LESSONS
• FINALLY READY WITH MY SNOWMAN I WONDER WHERE MY BROTHER IS
• JELTSIN:` HUMAN RIGHTS? COME BACK IN TWO WEEKS`
• NEGATIVE DON`T MAKE A COPY
• ON THE SEVENTH DAY GOD PREACHED FOR ONE HOUR AND A HALF
• OLD- FASHIONED BEE PARENTS STILL INSTRUCT THEIR LARVAS ABOUT SPERM AND OVA
• CANNED FOOD NOTHING BUT CANNED FOOD, SAID WARHEL`S CAT
• THE DUTCH COULDN`T GET ALL THAT WATER INTO THEIR CUCUMBERS IN TIME
• TRADE WAR: CHINA JUST DOESN`T UNDERSTAND THE US ONLY WANTS FAIR FREE TRADE AND TO BE IN CHARGE
• EVEN WITHOUT A STRUGGLE YOU CAN GET FURTHER THAN THE VOTING BOOTH
• NEXT WEEK IN SCHOOL WEEK OF OPTIMISM
• A GOOD THOUGHT HEATS THE ENTIRE HOUSE
• SEX IS GOOD FOR YOUR BELLY MUSCLES AND IT IS MUCH MORE FUN THAN FITNESS
• BODY LANGUAGE THE WORDS AREN`T THAT DIFFICULT BUT THAT BLOODY GRAMMAR
• WHERE LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP ARGUE, REPROACH WINS
• THE TURKISH GROCER TURNED OUT TO BE FROM IRAN
• IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF SCARY SOUNDS SUDDENLY YOU HEAR THEM EVERYWHERE FROM BELOW YOUR BED AND UNDER THE BONNET OF YOUR CAR
• SOME POSTERS ARE TO BE TASTED SOME TO BE SWALLOWED SOME TO BE ENJOYED
• SPRING CLEANING EVEN THE HOMELESS CHANGE THEIR CARDBOARD BOXES
• POVERTY CONFERENCE IN COPENHAGENWHAT A SHAME THAT ONLY THE RICH COULD COME
• POLITICAL CHESS MAKE A MOVE AND PASS THE BOARD ON TO THE NEXT PERSON
• YELTSIN IS DETERMINED TO CONTINUE THE FIRST WORLD WAR IN CHECHNYA
• WHEN A COUNTRY DIVORCES IT IS THE CHILDREN THAT SUFFER
• NEVER LEND THE DAY OF YOUR LIFE TO SOMEONE ELSE
• I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
• THE RIGHT WAY HAS A LOT OF TURNINGS
• ALTHOUGH HE IS ILLEGAL, HE FEELS MOST AT HOME HERE
• WAR IN TURKEY, SMALL MISTAKE, THEY SEND THEIR PEACE KEEPING UN- FORCES TO BOSNIA
• DEMOCRACY IN RUSSIA YELTSIN:` I`M THE PEOPLE`
• CLIMATE CONFERENCE BERLIN THE POLITICIANS ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE NEXT ELECTIONS THAN ABOUT THE NEXT GENERATION
• DONATION OF ORGANS HE HAD A WARM HEART WHICH NOW WARMS SOMEONE ELSE
• SPRING SPRING SPRING HE IS FROM KURDISTAN I`M FROM LINKÖPING
• LOESJE TRAFFIC INFORMATION DON`T GO TO YOUR WORK UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
• SPRING I AM SO ULTRAPLUS FUTURE HAPPY WITH POWER AND ACTIVATOR I AM JUST BUBBLING WITH ENERGY
• STILL THE AIR IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL DAYS
• DID ANYONE DEMAND RESPONSIBILITY YET FOR THE ATTACK ON THE ENVIRONMENT
• LEAVE YOUR FAXNUMBER AFTER THE BEEP AND MY COMPUTER WILL CALL YOU BACK
• HOLIDAYS BAG ON YOUR BACK GLASSES ON YOUR NOSE AND UP YOUR THUMB
• IF IT IS WAR IN THE COUNTRY OF YOUR BIRTH IN YOUR HEAD IT IS A BIT WAR ALL THE TIME
• I DON`T BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION I DIDN`T DO THAT IN MY FORMER LIFE EITHER
• THE POOR JANITOR AGAIN HAS TO MOVE THE YELLOW FLOWERS
• EDUCATION METHOD IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING YOU`LL LEARN IT AS A MATTER OF COURSE
• HE IS READING SO CONCENTRATED MUST BE STUDYING FOR WASHING POWDER
• NOTHING EVER CHANGES SAID UNCLE HARRY NOW TAKE ME
• THE JOY OF LIFE IS THE ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTIONS
• AS A BACHELOR YOU HAVE TO BE FATHER, MOTHER AND CHILD AT THE SAME TIME THAT ISN`T ALWAYS EASY
• ALONE YOU ARE NOBODY IN THE CROWD YOU ARE NOTHING SO COME TO LIVE WITH ME
• BOSNIA IN THE SPARTA- ATHENS WAR WOMEN FROM BOTH SIDES REFUSED TO HAVE SEX WITH THE SOLDIERS THAT WORKED
• UNCLE HARRY REALLY LOVED MAKING THE SUN RISE AND SET ALAS HE DIED
• JEHOVAH`S WITNESSES AM I A BELIEVER NO I AM THE DAUGHTER OF A DEVIL WAIT I`LL CALL HIM
• DON`T CHEER TOO SOON, GRANDDAD IS STILL SLEEPING
• IF EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GO FROM A TO B WHY STRAIGHT THROUGH C
• THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING, BECAUSE IT`S THE STEWARDESS`S BIRTHDAY WE NOW DO 20 LOOPS
• FIGHT UNEMPLOYMENT, WORK LESS
• PARIS WHAT PARIS BUT DEAR THIS ONE IS GOING TO FRANKFURT WELL LET`S GO TO FRANKFURT
• I DON`T SMOKE BUT DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT FOR ME ANYWAY
• LET`S BOMB THE USA WITH OUR CULTURES
• RUMOUR CHIRAC`S WIFE DID A PREGNANCY TEST IN THE NEIGHBOURS GARDEN
• SUDDENLY ON HIS 65TH BIRTHDAY THE GENERAL CAUGHT HIMSELF ON HAVING A FEELING
• THE PREACHER TOLD ME TO LOVE MY ENEMY UNFORTUNATELY HE IS NOT MY TYPE
• BOSNIA KISS FIRST TALK LATER
• -RING- MY DOORBELL IS ALWAYS A LITTLE SHY WHEN YOU RING
• UBALA UBALA I DON`T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN
• TEMPERATURE RISES, ECONOMY BOILS, PEOPLE EXPLODE, CARS DRIVE ROUND BY THEMSELVES, COMPUTERS START TO HAVE SEX TILL FINALLY ALL STATES MELT TOGETHER
• WHERE ARE THE PIONEERS OF THE NEW SOCIETY
• IT`S BETTER TO SHOOT THE STARS AND FAIL THAN TO HIT A LAMPPOST AND SUCCEED
• AUTUMN HAVE SOME FUN UNDER THOSE LEAVES
• UNILEVER SHELL DAIMLER BENY BASF BUY YOUR SHARES IN EU- POLITICS
• NUCLEAR TESTS MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY SOMETHING ELSE HOW ABOUT HUMANITY
• HE WAS SO CONFUSED THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN HE FOUND THE KEY TO HIS APARTMENT
• ELK HUNT- WHICH SPECIES IS GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR KEEPING DOWN THE NUMBER OF HUMAN BEINGS
• CHILD LABOUR IT`S HIGH TIME WE STARTED WORKING WITH OUR CHILDREN
• DON`T BOTHER ME OR I`LL BUY SOMETHING TO DRINK
• HE DIDN`T KNOW WHICH FOOT TO STAND ON SO I LET HIM SIT ON MY LAP
• IN MY INNER WORLD NEW COUNTRIES ARE CONSTANTLY BEING CREATED
• MANAGEMENT ALWAYS GETS THE PERSONNEL IT DESERVES
• THERE IS SO MUCH ENERGY IN THE WORLD SUCH A SHAME TO BLOW IT AWAY
• SHE IS A DONOR IN HER HEART AND SOUL
• LOVE COMES AND GOES IT DOESN`T DEPEND
• TV TRY TURNING ON YOUR BRAIN FOR A CHANGE
• DO YOU ALREADY HAVE A COMMITTEE FOR ORGANISING PARTIES AT YOUR WORK
• HORROR THAT SCARY MAN WHO MARRIED YOUR MUM
• MANKIND`S REMAINING CHALLENGES PEACE IN YUGOSLAVIA VEGETARIAN McDONALD'S
• NOVEMBER 24TH AT THE FIRST ATTEMPT I BLEW ALL MY BIRTHDAY CANDLES AWAY
• WHO WILL BE DESCRIBING REALITY TODAY
• HIGHER WAGES FOR POLITICIANS `THE PEOPLE ARE RIGHT WE CAN`T CUT DOWN ON EVERYTHING`
• ELECTIONS -DICTATOR WALESA -KING WALESA -POPE WALESA -WORKER WALESA
• THE STRUGGLE FOR THE HEART OF RUSSIA (DRAWING) HAS ALREADY BEGUN
• DREAMING ISN`T BAD IT`S BAD NOT TO DREAM
• MY STOMACH IS A FLUTE MY EYES ARE STEEL MY POCKETS ARE EMPTY BUT I FEEL GOOD
• MALE FEMINIST/ CONFESS YOU ARE ONE AREN`T YOU
• HE SEEMED TO BE A NICE DEPRESSIVE GUY BUT ONCE IN BED
• THE PARKS ARE EMPTY/ THE HOMELESS ARE ON STRIKE
• MASS STRIKE IN FRANCE AGAINST CUTBACKS ON SOCIAL SECURITY/ LET`S GO THERE AND JOIN THEM
• PLEASE SANTA/ 10CM OF SNOW AND TEACHER`S FLU- EPIDEMIA
• WHEN PLAN A FAILS WE STILL HAVE THE REST OF THE ALPHABET
• NEW YEAR SALES/ IS IT POSSIBLE TO SWAP OLD POLITICIANS FOR NEW SHOES
• FIRST OFFICIAL MURUROA RESULTS IT GOES BANG WHEN IT BLOWS UP
• PRINCESSES CAN BE FROGS TOO
• LET KARADZIC, TUDJMAN AND MILOSEVIC HURRY UP WITH THAT PEACE SO THEY CAN BE ARRESTED
• SINCE GOD SEES EVERYTHING HE MUST BE A LONG WAY AWAY
• FEED YOUR LITTLE BABY WITH BIG IDEAS

1994

• BOSNIA IN THE NATO
• YOU DON`T NEED TO MAKE JOKES JUST READ THE POLITICAL PROGRAMS
• COME CLOSE TO ME SO WE CAN START TO MAKE PEACE
• FIGHT THE UNEMPLOYMENT, LET`S CHOOSE TWO PRESIDENTS
• THROW YOUR HAT IN THE AIR, MAYBE SOMEONE WILL CATCH IT
• I AM THE SUPREME PLURIFORMITY
• WITH THE VIDEOCAMERA ON ACCOUNT HE FILMED HIS EMPTY FRIDGE
• GENETIC, DID GOD FORGET TO ASK PATENT ON THE HUMAN
• WE DON`T NEED POLITICIANS ANYMORE, MY NEIGHBOUR SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS
• THERE IS ENOUGH WORK ONLY THE OPEN MARKET DOESN`T COOPERATE
• MY SISTER IS IN LOVE, NOW I CAN USE HER WALKMAN (`S KIDBROTHER)
• IT`S CHEAPER TO BUY WATER IN THE BEER THAN IN THE CUCUMBER
• THE DAYS IN THE WEEK ARE NOT FAIRLY PLACED
• I AM A SOCIAL WORKER, I TRY TO KEEP MYSELF OUT OF MISERY
• TOMORROW WILL USE YOU THE WAY YOU USE TODAY
• I CAN HEAR THE SMILE OF YOUR FACE
• IMAGINE THAT EVERYTHING IN THE NEWSPAPER WOULD BE TRUE
• THE INDIVIDUAL IS A MINORITY, ARE WE AFRAID OF OURSELVES
• RISE IT`S EASTER
• `ANOTHER APPLE` ASKED THE SNAKE
• PLEASE WRITE YOUR NAME UNDER THIS PEACE TREATY AS WELL `I WILL NOT SHOOT ANYONE IN BOSNIA, ON THE WEST BANK OR ANYWHERE ELSE`
• ONLY 10% OF THE ELEPHANTS VOTED FOR KEEPER HANK
• LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR, THE BIBLE, THE KORAN, THE TORAH AND LOESJE SAY
• IF YOU CANNOT FIND THE KEY, CHANGE THE LOCK
• THE ECONOMY IS LIKE A DEAD CAT, IT DOESN`T WAKE UP, ALTHOUGH SEVERAL RESUSCITATION ATTEMPTS HAVE BEEN MADE
• THE SKY IS BLUE, THE TREES ARE BARE, AND THE NEIGHBOUR IN HIS GARDEN BANGS ON A POST
• WOULD YOU BE MY DREAM
• WHAT A CONCERT, ALL HIS STRINGS SNAPPED, HIS VOICE BROKE AND FINALLY HE CRASHED THROUGH THE STAGE
• MAYBE WE COULD FLY IF WE DIDN`T USE SUCH HEAVY WORDS
• HE WAS A RED HOT LOVER, BUT HE WASN`T SO HOT WITH THE DISHES
• THERE`S BEAUTY IN THE AIR
• SPRING CLEANING, RECKON I`LL START WITH MY RELATIONSHIP
• IN FINLAND WE`VE EVEN GOT THE MAFIA ON THE RADIO
• THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN AT SCHOOL IS HOW TO READ THE CLOCK
• WHY DON`T THE THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES JUST PAY THEIR DEBTS IN SIGNS OF LIFE
• WE CAN KISS ANYWHERE
• A YOUNG LAD DWELLS WITHIN MY GRANDFATHER
• HEY, I`M IN LOVE AND IT`S NOT EVEN ON THE NEWS
• THAT SINGLE MOMENT OF THOUGHTLESSNESS BROUGHT ME LOTS OF THOUGHTS
• A PLACE WHERE I CAN DECIDE WHAT I`LL DO, WHEN AND HOW I`LL DO IT, WHAT`S BEAUTIFUL AND UGLY AND GREEN AND BLUE
• TO BE A GREAT WORLDLEADER, SING OR DANCE NOW AND THEN
• A DUSTY AND DESERTED STATION FILLED WITH VAGUE POETRY THAT MISSED THE TRAIN
• SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY, THAT YOU SIT ON YOUR BALCONY TILL WELL AFTER MIDNIGHT, DRINKING WINE AND PHILOSOPHIZING ABOUT EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE
• NOW ON TV, THE SILLY-RUNNING-BACK-AND-FORTH CHAMPIONSHIPS IN THE USA
• MORE BUTTERFLIES IN CHINA
• IN THE FIRST EUROPEAN REFERENDUM, BET THEY`LL ASK US `DO YOU FEEL YOU BELONG HERE`
• LOESJE AGAINST INTERNATIONALLY ORGANIZED MISERY
• AGAIN PEACE NEGOTIATIONS HAVE BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH
• SCREAMING, THE PIGS COMPASSED EUROPE THREE TIMES TO FETCH IN THE SUBSIDIES
• I HAD A QUICK LOOK BEHIND THE TELLY TO SEE IF EVERYTHING WAS TRUE
• LET`S GIVE THE STREET TO THE CHILDREN AND LOOK IN THE CARS IN THE NURSERY
• NOT AN EXCEPTIONAL GOAL, NO, BUT STILL A MAGNIFICENT DYING SWAN
• THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE WAS STRONGER THAN MY SPANISH
• 1.000.000.000, 2.000.000.000, 10.000.000.000, WHY BOTHER, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A TREE FOR YOUR HAMMOCK
• THE POPE, POOR MAN, HE JUST GETS TOO LITTLE LIGHT IN THE VATICAN
• YOU CAN DRESS UP ROUGH NEAT OR GLAMOROUS, BUT I CAN SEE YOUR TEDDYBEAR SOUL ANYWAY
• I AM YOUR COURSE OF STUDY
• IRA NOW THE WAR IS OVER IN NORTHERN IRELAND, WHY NOT END CHRISTIANITY AS WELL
• WITH BOTH FEET ON THE GROUND YOU WON`T GET FAR
• `PLOP` ANOTHER TEACHER LIBERATED
• PUT MAN BACK IN THE ENVIRONMENT
• A PINK GOVERNMENT FOR GERMANY
• WHILE WAITING FOR THE GREAT LOVE, WHY NOT TRY THE LITTLE ONE
• EVERY TIME I WANT TO MAKE A DECISION MY FATHER SAYS `THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE`
• LET`S FLY TO VENUS
• DON`T GO, EVERYTHING IS HERE
• UNIVERSE IN SIGHT
• THE REFORMED ATHEISTS HAVE GONE AND SECEDED FROM THE ORTHODOX HEATHEN AGAIN
• HAITI, DEMOCRACY IS CAMOUFLAGE KIT
• ALL PEOPLE WHO STILL HAVE WORK, PLEASE REPORT TO THE JOB CENTRE BY 5 PM
• THE SILENCE IN THE WOOD IS TOO SILENT TO BE HEARD
• IGOR, THE FAX MACHINE IS ON AND WE WILL BE WAITING
• COULDN`T SLEEP LAST NIGHT, PICKED UP THE PHONE AND DIALLED A RANDOM NUMBER IN LA WOULD YOU BELIEVE JACK NICHOLSON
• WONDERFUL PEOPLE ARE FULL OF MISTAKES AND WONDER
• IT`S TIME SOMEONE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU
• BORIS YELTSIN TO BILL CLINTON HAVE YOU FOLKS GOT ALL THE PLUTONIOUM YOU NEED
• AUTUMN LIGHT IS MY BOYFRIEND, HE`S SO ABSORBED IN A POEM, ALRIGHT MAYBE HE DOESN`T GET IT BUT THE LOOK IN HIS EYES IS SO SWEET
• IN THE EARLY MORNING TRAFFIC JAM A LONELY DRIVER CAN FEEL HE STILL BELONGS SOMEWHERE
• WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS WITH YOU
• BETTER WATCH OUT THAT YOU WON`T BECOME A TELEVISION SET IN YOUR NEXT LIFE
• HO HO HO SKI-LIFTS ARE GOOD, BUT REINDEER ARE BETTER
• A GOOD IDEA KNOCKS BEFORE COMING INTO YOUR HEAD
• DEMOCRACY THE MYSTERIOUS WORLD BETWEEN APPEARANCE AND REPRESENTATION
• DEAR WALL, CAN YOU HOLD THIS POSTER FOR ME PLEASE
• KNOCK, KNOCK HERE I AM, THE LIFE-LOVER
• KOHL:` SINCE THE WALL HAS GONE I CAN WALK OVER THEM MUCH EASIER`
• SWEDEN, WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEACE, WE PRODUCE WEAPONS
• SHALL WE FLOAT DOWN THE STREAM OR GET ACROSS
• LIFE IS A SNOWFLAKE DELICATE AND COMPLICATED- AND ONCE YOU ARE MELTED YOU ARE IN THE OCEAN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT AND IT TAKES A CROWD`S LIFETIME OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS BEFORE YOU ARE THAT SNOWFLAKE AGAIN
• ADDICTED TO CRACK, FORCED TO BE A HOOKER, HAVING AIDS, LIKING CHRISTMAS COOKIES OR WOULD YOU PREFER A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE
• THEY DON`T REALLY WANT TO STOP THE ARMS EMBARGO- JUST TO GIVE A POSITIVE IMPULSE TO THE BLACK MARKET FOR WEAPONS
• IT WAS SO DARK THAT I SAW SPARKS OF LIGHT EVERYWHERE
• ONE EUROPE WITHOUT RUSSIA IS LIKE CENTRAL HEATING WITH ONLY ONE RADIATOR IN THE TOILET
• IN THE BALTIC THE WHALES WEAR HELMETS
• INTERNET INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE OF LONELINESS (`S COUSIN CARL)
• I HAD A DEPRIVED CHILDHOOD MY FATHER WAS ALWAYS WORKING
• OKAY I`M UNEMPLOYED AND USUALLY HAVEN`T GOT ANYTHING SPECIAL TO EAT BUT I SLEEP IN THE STATION WHERE ANYA PASSES TWICE A DAY
• THE FIRST TWO HOURS I COULDN`T GET HERE BECAUSE I HAD A VERY IMPORTANT DREAM
• RATHER SEVEN HOURS AT SCHOOL THAN NO SLEEP AT ALL

1993

• THERE IS NO CRISIS / JUST INJUSTICE
• OOOH... WELL, MUMBLED THE PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY, LOVE IS EH... EH... INDEFINABLE
• RECIPE FOR A GOOD LIFE / MIX EVERYTHING, TEST AND MAKE YOUR CHOICE
• IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR A NEW START, SAID DE KLERK AND HE STARTED WITH AN EVENING COURSE XHOSA FOR BEGINNERS
• IF BAD NEWS WAS FOOD EVERYONE WOULD HAVE A FULL STOMACH
• BEFORE YOU KNOW THOSE HAMAS REFUGEES WILL SAY "THIS IS OUR PROMISED LAND"
• DIETH THOU OLD VALUES AND THOUGHTS
• HAVE YOU ALREADY BEEN INVITED TO SHAKE HANDS WITH BILL CLINTON
• MARXISM IS DEAD, EXPLOITATION LIVES
• PFFF SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD BECOME A WINDOW CLEANER
• WORK IS HARD TO GET, SO LET'S HAVE HOLIDAYS
• PEACE NEGOTIATIONS IN NEW YORK / I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A WAR THERE
• SPRING / WHAT IS A BEAUTIFUL CHAIR LIKE YOU DOING HERE ALONE
• 28 FEBRUARY / INTERNATIONAL NAUGHTY THINGS DAY
• DO YOU KNOW THESE NEW BIRDS YET THE OILGULL, THE GREASEDUCK, THE PITCHPIDGEON, THE SMURRYFLUTTER, THE BLACKBUTTERFLY, THE FLOATING FISH
• SORRY BUT MY BOOK ON NUCLEAR PHYSICS HAS EXPLODED
• LIFE IS MORE THAN BIG CARS, EXPENSIVE CLOTHES, BIG HOUSES AND WORKING OVERTIME
• DOES LIVING TAKE A LOT OF YOUR TIME
• THE WORLD IS JUST AS MUCH YOURS AS CLINTON'S
• BETTER GET THE BRUSH-OFF THAN HAVE A CALLOUS SOUL
• PEOPLE ARE IRRATIONAL AND SO ARE ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS
• 51% OF THE WORKING PEOPLE IS CALCULATING THE OTHER HALF
• LOESJE INTERNATIONAL / BECAUSE IDEAS HAVE NO BORDERS
• HEY YOU BIRDS COME ON WITH THAT EGG
• POLITICS / CAN'T YOU DO IT WITH YOUR OWN FRIENDS
• TIE SIGNALS / RED, NEED MONEY BLUE, EVERYTHING OKAY GREEN, NOT YET CONVINCED BLACK, BANKRUPT DOTS, DO NOT SEE THE POINT
• NO RACES, NO FRONTIERS, NO LIMITATIONS, SIMPLY THE EARTH
• OUR DEMANDS 1. AN INCOME 2. TENDERNESS 3. PANSIES ON THE MOTORWAY
• NEXT TIME I'LL TAKE PARENTS OF MY OWN AGE
• EVERY LAND WHERE YOU CAN SIT DOWN, EAT YOUR CHEESE SANDWICH AND COUNT THE CLOUDS IS FINE
• I JUST WON'T JOIN ALL THAT NEGATIVITY
• IT'S BECOMING SPRING AGAIN, THE AMERICANS START ACTING STRANGE
• LIGHT ALWAYS HITS THE EXTREMES
• WITH THE FIRST EUROPIAN REFERENDUM THEY WILL ASK OF COURSE IF WE FEEL AT HOME ALREADY
• THE BITTERNESS OF LOW QUALITY COMES AFTER THE SWEETNESS OF A LOW PRICE
• SPRINGTIME DOESN'T BOTHER ABOUT SCHOOL EITHER
• LOVE IS ALWAYS PREGNANT
• TOMBOLA NAPOLITANA / FIND SEVEN HONEST POLITICIANS OUT OF FORTYTWO
• EVERY INDIVIDUAL HAS THE RIGHT TO 30% UNEMPLOYMENT
• -- HELLO -- SOME FOOL WITH A CAGE FULL OF WHITE DOVES IS STANDING ON THE LANDINGSTRIP
• I ALWAYS THINK TWICE BEFORE I SAY SOMETHING STUPID
• SORRY, SAID THE MONKEY TO THE ZEBRA / THIS ZOO IS FOR MEMBERS ONLY
• MY TEACHER SPOKE ABOUT THE FLOWERS AND THE BEES AND NOW MY BOYFRIEND WANTS HONEY
• HE WAS SO PROUD OF HIS COUNTRY THAT HE WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH ALL PEOPLE
• I LIKE THE SOUND OF ALL THESE STRANGE LANGUAGES AROUND ME IN THE STREET
• HEY HAVEL, COME, LET S TAKE A BEER TOGETHER
• THE OTHER DAY I WAS IN SLOVENIA WHEN SOMEONE SAID / THE WAR IS JUST AS FAR AS YOU KEEP IT AWAY
• THERE ARE NEW PLANS TO FIGHTS THE UNEMPLOYMENT, LET'S HOPE THEY'LL WORK
• BE ORIGINAL FOR ONE TIME, ALSO LAST TIME YOU CUT DOWN ON EXPENSES
• CAN YOU EXPLAIN ME WHY ELEPHANTS LIKE ORIENTAL MUSIC
• OFFICER, CAN YOU KEEP MY BUCKET FOR A MOMET PLEASE
• LOESJE FOR MORE WIT AND EMOTION
• LOVE IS FOR FREE IS THAT WHY NURSES GET SO BADLY PAID
• HAPPY FISH DON`T PEOPLE
• EVERYBODY WAS ON MY SIDE SO THE BOAT CAPSIZED
• SORRY SIR, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY DREAMS
• ACT FUNNY OR I`LL ZAP
• ALSO CAPITALISM HAS HAD IT`S TIME, BUT WE DON`T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER YET
• THE DOCTOR ADVISED ME TO DRINK COFFEE TWO TIMES A DAY AT THE NEIGHBOUR`S
• LIFE SEARCHES FOR THINGS THAT TOUCH YOU
• WHATEVER IS PLAYING IN A COUNTRY, LET IT BE CHILDREN
• THE LATEST STUDY OF THE MINISTRY OF ENERGY ON THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT: 'ON A SUNNY DAY FLOWERS GROW BETTER`
• WHAT A WASTE TO WASH THE SUMMER MEMORIES FROM YOUR CLOTHES
• I WORK AS A HORSE, AM QUIET AS A LAMB AND LET MYSELF BE TREATED AS A DOG, IN SHORT, DO YOU HAVE A JOB FOR ME
• LIVE ENVIRONMENTAL CONCIOUS, RECYCLE YOUR HAPPINESS
• RUSSIAN SAYING:` DO NOT MAKE JOKES HIGHER THAN THE ROUBLE`
• ART NEVER UNDERSTANDS ME
• A SYMPHONY OF THE STREET SOUNDS JUST FOR YOU
• SMILES HAVE BOOMERANG EFFECT
• ALL THE MONEY IN HIS POCKETS JUST MAKES HIS STEPS HEAVIER
• NO JOKE IN CHINA THEY MAKE MEASURES TO KEEP THE ECONOMIC GROWTH UNDER 10%
• FREE SARAJEVO, MAKE A STAND AGAINST NATIONALISM IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY
• ONLY PEOPLE WITHOUT FANTASY TAKE REFUGE IN THE REALITY
• INCAPICITY COMES FROM THE BARREL OF A RIFLE
• NOTHING SO WEIRD OR YOU CAN FIND IT IN OUR FAMILY
• I'M HANGIN` IN THE RAIN I`M HANGIN` IN THE RAIN, WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING
• HOLY MOSES, THE WAY YOU THINK ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN IS THE WAY YOU NEVER THINK ANYWHERE ELSE
• I`D RATHER FEEL ONCE THAN THINK TWICE
• WE ARE NOT SLAVES OF ONLY ONE COLOUR
• STRANGE UNEMPLOYMENT WHEN THERE IS A WHOLE WORLD TO IMPROVE
• THE SPIRIT OF THIS TIME FORCES US TO LOOK FORWARD
• I DON`T KNOW ABOUT GENETIC ENGINEERING BUT TOMATOES HAVE JUST CONQUERED MY BALCONY
• YOU DON`T NEED WINGS TO BE AN ANGEL
• NEWS FROM THE FRONT OF GENETIC ENGINEERING, PROFESSOR MUDDER GAVE BIRTH TO HIS FATHER
• KIDS DON`T DO WHAT WE TELL THEM, THEY DO WHAT WE DO
• CAN WE BE ETERNAL IN THIS LIMITED SPACE
• OPEN YOUR MIND AND LET ME IN
• CHRISTMAS ACTION SEND A POEM FULL OF FIRE AND COMPASSION TO SARAJEVO
• SO YOU`RE AFRAID OUR CULTURE MIGHT GET MESSED UP, SO WHAT I`M AFRAID IT WON`T
• TELEPHONE HERE...THERE, BUT WHERE DOES THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION TAKE PLACE
• CAPITALISM AFTER THE BERLIN WALL RECESSIONS ARE NOT INTERRUPTED BY REVIVALS ANYMORE
• WE SAT WARM AND COSY AND THE WHOLE WORLD CROSSED THE KITCHENTABLE
• YOU EAT THE PLANKTON AND PLANKTON EATS YOU
• THE BEST WAY TO SHOW OFF IS WITH YOUR GRANDMA
• ON HIS DEATHBED THE PHILOSOPHER DISCOVERED THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO LIVE
• DID YOU HAVE A GOOD FIGHT WITH YOUR RELATIVES AT CHRISTMAS
• IN CHAOS THERE ARE A LOT OF ANSWERS
• IF YOU DRAW A STAR FAST IT BECOMES A BALLETDANCER

1992

• EVERYTHING IS MUCH EASIER IF YOU LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR INSTEAD OF YOUR COUNTRY
• POSTERS DON'T MAKE A SOUND / STILL THEY CAN BREAK THE SILENCE
• DOWN WITH THE GENERAL INABILITY
• PROSPERITY / YOU CANNOT FOOL MY GRANDFATHER / HE SIMPLY COUNTS THE TRAMPS
• LOESJE / CAN YOU TRANSLATE THAT
• STAY A WHILE / THE BUS IS PROBABLY LATE ANYWAY
• ISN'T IT INCREDIBLE THAT THE NEWS FROM THE WHOLE WORLD ALWAYS FITS EXACTLY INTO A NEWSPAPER
• INDIAN LESSON 1 / NEVER USE MORE THAN YOU NEED
• ANYBODY SEEN MY BOYFRIEND
• HAS THE TEACHER LEARNED ANYTHING TODAY
• EVEN AT THE WORST DISASTER / THERE'S A REPORTER FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
• NO I'M NOT A MEMBER OF GREENPEACE / I'M JUST SORTING MY RUBBISH
• WHILE THE PEOPLE WERE STARVING THE GOVERnMENT INTRODUCED A NEW COIN / AND THEY COULDN'T EAT THAT ONE EITHER
• YOU ARE "GUARDIAN ANGEL" / YOU SEE A GIRL PUTTING UP A POSTER / YOU WANT TO STOP HER / CAN YOU
• AND WORLD PEACE KEEPS RINGING
• WHY BORDERS WHEN IT RAINS
• DEAD SEA SCROLLS FOUND / PALESTINIANS CHOSEN PEOPLE
• HE SOLD HIS MERCEDES AGAIN AND WAS HAPPY WITH HIS TRABANT
• THE OLD MAN IN THE SUPERMARKET ONLY WANTED SOME ATTENTION
• THAT STRANGE BIRD SEEMS FAMILIAR TO ME
• HOW OFTEN DID THE ADVERTISERS DISCOVER YOU AS A TARGET GROUP
• JAPANESE ECONOMY STRIKES THE USA LIKE AN ATOMIC BOMB
• TAKE OFF YOUR MASK AND HIDE IT UNDER MY BED
• HOW MANY COUNTRIES DID EUROPE HAVE AT TWO O' CLOCK THIS AFTERNOON
• WHY CAN'T THE NEXT PRESIDENT BE NICE
• IF YOU TRY / YOU WIN AT LEAST EXPERIENCE
• THE BEST DRUGS ARE LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP
• WANTED / MODERN KNIGHTS
• LET'S SIT TOGETHER AROUND THE TABLE AGAIN
• MAYBE I SHOULD NEVER HAVE KISSED THAT SLOVENIAN GIRL ( S BROTHER)
• SPRING / THE AIR QUIVERS AROUND MY NOSE AND IT IS RAINING BIRDS
• MOTHERS / LET YOUR CHILDREN PLAY WITH WHAT THEY WANT / OR THEY MIGHT BECOME POLITICIANS
• HE WANTED SO MUCH AND BUILT UP HIS COURAGE FOR SO LONG THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING
• AND THEN THE UN PEACE KEEPING FORCES CONQUERED ANOTHER COUNTRY
• YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO WHAT YOU SAY DO YOU
• SHE WANTS TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND SHE HASN'T EVEN GOT WEAPONS
• YOU NEVER KNOW HOW FAR YOU ARE FROM EUROPE UNTIL YOU WANT TO JOIN THE EEC
• HOMEWORK I DON'T TAKE THE DISHES TO SCHOOL EITHER DO I
• IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF
• GROWTH WHEN DOES THE ECONOMY FINALLY GROW UP
• MY LITTLE BROTHER IS STILL LOOKING FOR PEOPLE FOR INTERNATIONAL BROTHERSHIP
• WHAT IS COMPETITION IN RUSSIAN
• THE PEACE ARMY IN BOSNIA IS WAITING FOR PEACE TO COME
• YESTERDAY IN THE TRAIN THAT GIRL WHO WAS AFRAID TO SPEAK THAT WAS ME
• JUST A QUESTION WHY DOESN'T WORLD PEACE 1 BREAK OUT NOW
• THE EEC IS PRETTY SUCCESSFUL IN EXPORTING POVERTY TO EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
• FREEDOM, EQUALITY AND A BROTHER WHO UNDERSTANDS IT
• WHILE SEARCHING FOR MYSELF I FOUND: *MY FATHER *MY MOTHER *THE NEIGHBOURS' DEAD DOG *MY BELLY BOTTON *AND A COUPLE OF

BEERBOTTLE TOPS

• DEMOCRACY / EVERY PARTNER IS ALLOWED TO REPRESENT THE FIRM
• IN ITALY IT ISN'T STRANGE TO SAY THAT POLITICS MURDERED THE BIGGEST ANTI-MAFIA FIGHTER
• BULLS EYE THE KURD ON TELEVISION TALKED ABOUT HUMANITY THAT SHOULD BE REVIVED
• WE NEED MORE TREES TO HANG THE HAMMOCKS
• BE YOURSELF A CITIZEN OF THE WORLD
• GOOD THING THE NIGHTSHIFT, NO SLEEP AT NIGHT, AND NO WORK AT DAY
• "DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT DON'T RUN AWAY",CALLED THE SERBS AFTER THE RETREATING PEACEKEEPING FORCE
• NOT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING AND YET GETTING A LOT DONE
• THE EARTH AND MANKIND WHO WILL ADAPT TO WHOM
• WELL WHEN SHE WAS BORN WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO EXACTLY SHE IS SO TO SAY AN EXPERIMENT (THE FATHER OF)
• IF EVEN THE CZECHS AND THE SLOVAKS CANNOT COME TO TERMS WE'D BETTER ARRANGE THINGS WORLDWIDE STRAIGHT AWAY
• IT IS 1992 AND SOON HE'LL BECOME 11, HE IS HUNGRY, HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND HIS HUT IS SWEPT AWAY AND NOW THE MACHINE GUN HAS

BROKEN TOO

• A SMILE, A TOUCH, YES I SPEAK MY LANGUAGE WELL
• HI FANTASTIC CREATURE OF LOVE WITH YOUR BELLY AND YOUR *EYES
• WHEN IT IS TOO EXPENSIVE TO SAVE THE EARTH WHERE WILL WE MOVE THEN
• LIFE *HEY* IT CAN ALSO BE LIKE THIS
• ALL THAT HATRED WOULD IT BE HIDING SUPPRESSED LOVE
• AFTER THREE HOURS OF LOOKING IN THE MIRROR SHE STILL WASN'T HAPPY WITH HER INNER SELF
• NO I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED, THE AUTUMN WEATHER IS JUST VERY NICE
• OF COURSE ALL PEOPLE ARE COLOURED OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN'T BE SEEN
• I WATCH CNN 48 HOURS A DAY AND STILL I DON'T FEEL CLOSER TO THE WORLD
• PEROT'S WIFE HAS TEN THOUSAND PAIRS OF SHOES
• MADE IN GERMANY I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE EXPORTING GYPSIES TOO
• A THOUSAND RIVERS
• WHOM DID I LENT MY FRONTDOOR KEYS THIS TIME
• THE COMMUNISM DIDN'T WORK, THE CAPITALISM DOESN'T WORK, YOU WORK
• PEOPLE / DON'T BUY A THING
• PROMISE / IF YOU GET RID OF YOUR CAR, WE WILL FIRE THE MINISTER OF ENVIRONMENT
• ONE JOBLESS MAN KEEPS TEN BUREAUCRATS ROLLING
• IT'S SAFER TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE LIVE
• WITH MATHS YOU CAN FOOL A LOT OF PEOPLE
• WINTER / WARM NOSES, COLD TOES AND PRESENTS THAT LAND INTO THE WARM WINTER FIRE
• "I LOVE OTHER CULTURES" HE ZAPPED
• UN PEACE FORCES / UNTIL NOW THEY HAVE ONLY CONQUERED SOME GIRLS
• MODERN TIMES / 150 BEATS A MINUTE
• WHERE IS ROBIN HOOD
• I AM THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY, I HAVE THE REMOTE CONTROL
• OPINIONS ABOUT 1992 39% A MESS 40% NICE LIVING 13% CAN'T WE DO IT AGAIN 3% NO OPINION 73% IS IT OVER YET
• LOVE FITS THROUGH ALL CHIMNEYS
• ON NEW YEAR'S DAY EVERYBODY IS A POLITICIAN AND STRIKES 7 MILLION OF FIREWORK IN 15 MINUTES
• I'M ABOUT TO EAT YOUR PENCIL, MY DEAR

1991

• WHO WANTS TO BE BOSSED AROUND WHEN YOU CAN MANAGE YOURSELF
• SPARKS TEND TO JUMP OVER
• LOVE IS OFTEN GOOD FOR A LAUGH (DRAWING)
• SO YOU THINK IT'S A MESS / EVEN MORE REASON TO MAKE THINGS GO YOUR WAY
• HUMAN RIGHST ART. 204 / ANY PERSON HAS THE RIGHT TO JOIN THE TABLE WITH THE HORN OF PLENTY
• IS THERE ANY WATER / NO JUST SAND / WELL THEN WE'LL USE SAND
• EVER SEEN A CAPITALIST SHARING THE CAKE
• IMAGINE / YOU ARE WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST OF CAPITALISM AND YOU CANNOT SEE THE TREES ANYMORE
• SOUTH AFRICA / SLEGS VIR ALMAL / FOR EVERYONE ONLY
• LOVE / THE POWER THAT LOOKS OVER THE DESERT AND DENIES THE FEELING "NOTHING CAN GROW HERE"
• I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND FOUND THE WORLD ON MY DOORSTEP
• IF EVERYONE IS DEAF / WE'LL JUST SING IN SIGN LANGUAGE
• WAR / YEAH / BUT I DON'T NEED AN ENEMY
• "IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD" THE GREENLY SAID TO THE ROSE
• SOLIDARITY / IN YOUR EASTER HOLIDAYS DON'T RISE UNTIL AFTER THREE DAYS
• THE SUN IS SHINING THE LAND IS BEAUTIFUL AND FREEDOM WANTS TO TAKE YOU ALONG
• I THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN HE KISSED ME AND HERE I AM BUT WITH MY HEAD UP
• THE LOWER THE WAGE THE WORSE FOR YOUR BACK
• "SURPRISE" CRIED AUNT SALLY ON HER WEEKLY VISIT
• AND THEN THE LAST AMERICAN TANK DIVISION SOLVED THE PALESTINIAN PROBLEM JUST LIKE THAT
• YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED
• INTERNATIONAL / SHE'S ALREADY TRANSFERRED HER OVERDRAFT TO A SWISS BACK ACCOUNT
• WHEN THEY MAKE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR WHERE YOU WERE BORN YOU ARE CALLED A REFUGEE
• FINALLY OUR GUINEA-PIG HAS GOT AN AFFAIR WITH THE NEXT-DOOR RABBIT
• IT SOUNDS REASONABLE BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
• WITH A WHISPER THE SPRING SUN AWAKENS THE WORLD
• NORMALLY I'M A VEGETARIAN BUT WHEN I SEE MY BOYFRIEND
• YUGOSLAVIA IS BECOMING A JIGSAW I WONDER WHO WILL PUT IT TOGETHER
• AND THEN EVERYBODY THREW ALL THEIR SHILLINGS ON THE STREET AND RAN AFTER THEMSELVES
• THE GULF WAR COST 60.000.000.000 DOLLAR / FOR THAT AMOUNT YOU COULD... (FILL IN AND SEND YOUR REACTION TO)
• CAN POSTERS CHANGE THE WORLD
• NATIONALISTIC PROBLEMS / LET'S GIVE EVERYBODY A COUNTRY OF HIS OWN / AND THEN MAKE A BIG UNION
• I LIKE CLIMBING MOUNTAINS / BUT SOMETIMES I CAN'T RESIST MOVING THEM
• ORDINARY MUST BE NICE BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS
• HE WAS SO NARROW-MINDED THAT WHEN HE LAID DOWN EVERYBODY WOULD WALK OVER HIM
• I LIVE SO I DIE / WAIT A MOMENT I'M NOT DEAD YET
• A BUREAUCRAT IS IN LOVE WITH ME / I GET LOVELETTERS IN FOURFOLD
• HOLIDAY / HAS ANYONE SEEN ONE OF MY 17 PASSPORTS
• JUST A QUESTION / WHY DOESN'T WORLD PEACE 1 BREAK OUT NOW
• LOVE / YOU DON'T NEED A WATCH FOR IT
• WHEN PUNISHMENT DIDN'T HELP / THEY BUILT SOME NEW PRISONS
• GRANDDAD / ONE DAY HE'LL STAND ON THAT MOUNTAIN KNOWING WHO OWNS THE WORLD
• FOR THE FREEDOM TO CHANGE YOUR MIND
• YOU NEVER KNOW HOW FAR YOU ARE FROM EUROPE UNTIL YOU WANT TO JOIN THE EC
• DID THE DINOSAURS ALSO NOTE THEIR GROWTH IN THE DOW JONES INDEX BEFORE THEY DIED OUT
• EVEN ON MONDAY MORNINGS YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
• DO YOU THINK GOD STILL BELIEVES IN US
• STRIVING FOR INDEPENDENCE / IT IS LIKE WITH CHILDREN / YOU HAVE TO LET THEM GO FIRST THEN THEY WILL COME BACK THEMSELVES
• SUPPOSE THIS IS A MIRROR WOULD YOU BREAK IT
• WHAT A PARTY / FROM THE REFUNDS YOU COULD BUY A GOOD BREAKFAST
• I DID ANYTHING TO STAY ANONYMOUS BUT I DID NOT SUCCEED (A GIRLFRIEND OF)
• CAPITALISM LESSON 1 / WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO WORK FOR YOU / ASK HIS BROTHER AS WELL
• HE CRIED AND CRIED AND SAID A LOT OF SPANISH WORDS THAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
• INTERNATIONAL / MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR WRITES ME LETTERS
• I GOT BORED WITH MTV SO I WENT TO THE NEIGHBOURS TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
• IN SPITE OF WARNINGS MY KID BROTHER LEFT FOR SICILY / TO GET RICH HE SAYS
• I DECLARE MYSELF INDEPENDENT SAID THE REVEREND AND PAINTED HIS CHURCH PINK
• BUSH "I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THE MONEY" ("SORRY I MEAN TO PROTECT THE HUMAN RIGHTS")
• I WISH SHE WAS THAT SERIOUS WITH ME (THE BOYFRIEND OF)
• AND WHEN EVERYBODY LOST THEIR PASSPORT / FOR PRACTICAL REASONS THEY DECIDED TO REMOVE THE BORDERS
• LUCKILY MY GRANDDAD STILL HAS HIS ATLAS FROM BEFORE WW1
• IN TIME I'LL TAKE A HOLIDAY THAT LASTS FOR YEARS ('S BROTHER)
• HEY STRANGER COME AND GET WARM BY THE FIRE
• AND THE NEIGHBOURS STILL THINK THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON
• WHO WANTS TO COME TO RUSSIA WITH ME
• THE WORLD ECONOMY CAME INTO USE 200 YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN IT'S BEEN GOING BAD
• THE WHOLE WORLD IN THE EC (DRAWING)
• IT IS OF COURSE TEMPTING TO DIE FOR YOUR HOME COUNTRY / BUT YOUR COUNTRY HAS MORE USE FOR SONS AND DAUGHTERS WHO ARE ALIVE
• THE DANCE OF THE AUTUMN COLOURS MAKES ME MOVE ON THE WAVES OF LIFE
• IT IS MORE SATISFYING TO MOP UP WHEN YOU KNOW THAT AT THE SAME TIME SOMEONE IS TRYING TO FIX THE TAP
• WHEN MUM AND DAD MADE YOU THEY MUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF FUN
• YUGOSLAVIA / MORE MOTHERS IN CHARGE
• ON THE TELEVISION THEY SHOW ONLY THE SHORT WARS
• SURELY YOU CAN RELY ON THAT SOFT LITTLE VOICE INSIDE OF YOU
• IT IS NOT DIFFICULT TO SAY "GOOD MORNING" WHEN YOU GET ON THE BUS
• LOESJE POLICY / DIGGING OUT OSTRICHES
• I WISH I WAS AS CRAZY AS EVERYBODY SAYS I AM
• THEY DIDN'T MAKE RAINCOATS TO MAKE YOU STAY INSIDE
• ARE THE GERMANS HAPPY NOW OR ARE THEY REBUILDING THE WALL
• FOR YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE PLEASE REPORT IN THREEFOLD TO COUNTER 17
• WHILE WAITING IN THE QUEUE IN THE SUPERMARKET HE LOOKED INTO MY SHOPPING CAR AND I ASKED HIM FOR DINNER
• DO YOU TOO TRY AND SOLVE THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS WHILE YOU SIT ON THE TOILET
• THERE ARE LESS PEOPLE ALL THE TIME WHO PLAY THE ROLE OF THE WOMAN
• WHEN THE LAST LEAF FALLS OFF THE TREE I KNOW FOR SURE SPRING IS OVER
• JUST LOVE EACH OTHER SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL LIKE IT
• "LONG LIVE CAPITALISM" JELTSIN YELLED AND CHANGED INTO A HAMBURGER
• LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR BECAUSE THAT'S ME
• WERE THE SHEPHERDS -PALESTINIANS -JEWS -CHRISTIANS
• MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING / DO I BLUSH WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME
• WHO'LL JOIN ME THROWING SNOWBALLS AT THE EUROPEAN ARMY ('S KIDBROTHER)
• EVERY HAPPY END IS A GOOD BEGINNING
• WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS IT / LEND HIM YOUR THOUGHTS

1990

• JUST GET STARTED
• BE YOURSELF AND KICKSTART THE WORLD
• EUROPEAN UNIFICATION / HIGH TIME WE MEET EACH OTHER
• HOLIDAY ROMANCE / I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HIM BUT IT WAS VERY CUTE
• WHY PRODUCE GARBAGE WHEN IT IS THROWN AWAY ALL THE SAME
• PROBLEMS / MY RABBIT HAS BIG EARS AND A WARM HEART
• ARE YOU ALSO ON THE LIST OF FUTILE OCCUPATIONS
• WHEN LOESJE COMES EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT
• EVEN IN SEVENTH HEAVEN STORM CLOUDS DO GATHER SOMETIMES
• EVERYTHING CHANGES ALL THE TIME AND THIS WILL ALWAYS BE SO
• AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY MAN CREATED GOD
• POLLUTION / JESUS SOON WE CAN ALL WALK ON WATER
• FASTER THAN A MERCEDES MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU
• ONE RED SEA IS ENOUGH
• WHAT'S BEHIND ALL THIS (THE WALLPAPER PASTE OF)
• EUROPE / A THOUSAND MILES FROM HERE / THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON SMILING
• I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR SLIPPERS DON'T WEAR OUT
• ONE PLENTY CAN BE USED TO FILL SOMEONE ELSE'S LACK
• THE WORLD IS MORE BEAUTIFUL WITH YOU
• SEPARATISM / AFTER THE ARMS AND THE LIVER NOW THE HEAD WANTS TO SEPARATE
• FREEDOM SELDOM WEARS A TIE
• YOU CAN'T KEEP HER FENCED IN
• YOU KNOW LOOKING INTO HIS BLUE EYES / YOU POUR TEA INTO THE SUGARBOWL
• ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS IMPROVE THE WORLD BUT HE WAS AGAINST EVERYTHING
• 1991 / KEEP A WARM HEART
• WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARS AT NIGHT ONE ALWAYS WINKS BACK AT ME
• HEY PETE / DON'T BE SO NARROW MINDED MAN / THE COLD WAR IS HISTORY
• IN THE GULF THE FIRST AMERICAN BOAT REFUGEE HAS BEEN SIGHTED
• AND IN 1991 THE WINNING NUMBER OF THE PREMIUM BONS WILL SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGER AGAIN.
• JUST SUPPOSE THERE IS NO SAVIOUR
• GORBACHOV KNOCKS DOWN WALLS / FOUNDATIONS SEEM TO BE MORE OF A PROBLEM

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