Marmaduke (2010 film)
Appearance
Marmaduke is a 2010 American live-action film adaptation of Brad Anderson's comic strip of the same name. The film centers on a rural Kansas family and their pets—a Great Dane named Marmaduke and a Balinese cat named Carlos—as the family relocates to California. The film was released on June 4, 2010 and was met with largely negative reviews.
Marmaduke
[edit]- BEE! I can't see! BEE!!
- Hot cheese!
- Try being a 200 pound teenage dog with a radar dish wrapped around your neck. Oh yeah. That will make me real popular.
- Ejector seat. Never fails.
- ♪ Lullaby, lullaby. All the humans are sleeping. ♪
- This grass is so green! And this by far, the nicest bathroom I've ever had. Speaking of which, little privacy, please.
- Get this seaweed off me! It burns!
- Oh, Marmaduke.
Carlos
[edit]- Hey, let me out of here! I am NOT an animal! [beat] Oh, yeah, I am.
- Breaking into new cliques is tough, and breaking into birdcages is even tougher.
- Hola. I recommend the guacamole. It's dynamite.
- Ladies, please. Meow!
- I was so shocked, I hacked that thing up!
- No, no, no!
Guiseppe
[edit]- PUMAS! They come out of nowhere.
- It's raining cats and us!
- Or, we can just go to the zoo and jump into the puma cage!
Bosco
[edit]- [last words] Fine, have it your way, losers. I remember this. Payback's going to be a... BEE! BEE!! Ahhhh!!!!
- What a gargantuan spaz!
- See you later when there's not enough girls around to save you, mutt.
- Hello, losers.
- Zip it!
- Look at the tail. Turns out he lives here with Marmaduke. Or is it Marmafake?
Barbara
[edit]- It's mine! Whoa! You can't have it!
Debbie
[edit]- Phil, stop it!
Phil
[edit]- [repeated line] Marmaduke!
- Bad dog!
Dialogue
[edit]- Carlos: [with Spanish accent] Take it easy, man! A waffles to be savored, not inhaled!
- Marmaduke: Hey this is my step-bro, Carlos by the way. Say hey, Carlos.
- Carlos: Hey, Carlos.
- Marmaduke: He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's basically my only friend.
- Barbara: It's mine!
- Marmaduke: Now that is a pretty good-- BEE!!!! AHH!!! A BEE! GET OFF OF ME NOW!!!!!
- Marmaduke: I'm Marmaduke, by the way.
- Mazie: Yikes. Immediately moving on... Meet the gang. The egghead here is Raisin.
- Raisin: "Marmaduke". A unique synthesis of Marma, the scientific name for the jumping spider family...
- Giuseppe: Oh, oh! I hate spiders!
- Raisin: ...and the Duke of Marlborough, a seventeenth-century English statesman.
- Mazie: And the ultra-confident Chinese Crested over here is Giuseppe.
- Giuseppe: Before you ask, yes, I'm a real dog. No, I'm not a chew dog. And I just get a little nervous sometimes because we live in California. This is the land of the Puma!
- Raisin: There are no pumas in Southern California.
- Giuseppe: Pumas! [whispering] They come out of nowhere.
- Chupadogra: Listen, this bag of bones you're looking at used to be something special. I was the alpha dog. Left my home to go run the pack. And man, did I run it. Till they turned on me. Now I live out here alone dodging trains and dogcatchers. Rest assured, compadre, there ain't a day goes by when I don't think about waking up in a warm bed and spending the day with the folks who love me. The real me. Go home. Something tells me it ain't too late for the real you.
- Marmaduke: Thank you, Buster.
- Chupadogra: [he looks at his old bowl that reads Buster] Been a long time since anybody called me that. Thanks.
- Marmaduke: [a well-groomed Mazie arrives] You... you look amazing.
- Mazie: I feel like a fluffy monstrosity.
Cast
[edit]- Owen Wilson — Voice of Marmaduke
- George Lopez — Voice of Carlos
- Emma Stone — Voice of Mazie
- Christopher Mintz-Plasse — Voice of Giuseppe
- Steve Coogan — Voice of Raisin
- Fergie — Voice of Jezebel
- Kiefer Sutherland — Voice of Bosco
- Damon Wayans Jr. — Voice of Thunder
- Marlon Wayans — Voice of Lightning
- Sam Elliott — Voice of Chupadogra
- Lee Pace — Phil
- Judy Greer — Debbie
- William H. Macy — Don
- Finley Jacobsen — Brian
- Caroline Sunshine — Barbara
- Mandy Haines
Milana Haines — Sarah - Glenn McCuen — Bodie
- David Walliams — Anton