Me, Myself & Irene
Me, Myself & Irene is a 2000 film directed by the Farrelly Brothers. The film is about a Rhode Island state trooper named Charlie who, after years of continuously suppressing his rage and feelings, suffers a psychotic breakdown which results in a second personality, Hank.
Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans
- Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure.
- Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
- Wanna start me up? Open the choke and pull the cord down. I'm due for Seismic event and you're dancing the fault line.
- I got no beef with you. This is between me and the kid.
- Yeah, she's pretty much screwed. Come on, I'll buy you a beer.
- Had enough? Up yours.
- Arrivederci, deadwood.
- That was me. Yeah, big deal. The guy's got his glassjaw.
- This is my body! Do you understand that? I'm calling the shots from now on, Hank. I don't need you to fight my battles for me. If you back down from something this important, you're nothing at all. YOU'RE NOTHING AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
- Narrator: It's funny how a man reacts when his heart gets broken. Some break down and cry like a baby. Others, they take out an Uzi and climb a clock tower.
- [Holding the little girl underwater in a fountain]
- Hank: [brings her up] Still wanna skip-rope in the street?
- Little Girl: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!
- Hank: Wrong answer. And the name's Hank, fuckface. [dunks her again]
- Charlie: Alright, Hank, truce?
- Hank: For now, fucker.
- Charlie: Hank, we're shot.
- Hank: Come on, you pussy. It's just a flesh wound.
- Charlie: [seeing Lieutenant Gerke in the road] Oh, shit!
- Hank: Don't worry about him. [runs over Lieutenant Gerke]
- Charlie: Hank, what have you done?! Oh my God!
- Hank: Don't you just love it?
- Hank: What the hell are you still doing here?
- Charlie: You can't just throw me away, Hank. We're in this together.
- Jim Carrey - Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans (the father of Triplets)
- Renée Zellweger - Irene P. Waters, Charlie's 2nd wife (the stepmother of Triplets)
- Chris Cooper - Lt. Gerke
- Robert Forster - Colonel Partington
- Richard Jenkins - Agent Boshane
- Rob Moran - Trooper Finneran
- Traylor Howard - Layla Baileygates, Charlie's 1st wife (the mother of Triplets)
- Daniel Greene - Dickie Thurman
- Zen Gesner - Agent Petersen
- Tony Cox - Shonté Jackson, Layla's boyfriend
- The Baileygates Triplets
- Mike Cerrone - Officer Stubie
- John-Eliot Jordan - Pizza Boy
- Michael Bowman - Whitey/Casper/Milky
- Rex Allen Jr. (voice) - Narrator