Mom (TV series)

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Mom (2013 - ) is an American sitcom, airing on CBS about a newly sober and a single mom raising two children, whose mom, also a recovering drug and alcohol addict, returns to work on her relationship with her daughter.


Season 1[edit]

Pilot [1.01][edit]

Christy: While other mothers were cooking dinner, you were cooking meth.
Bonnie: Otherwise known as working.

Christy: Some mothers teach their daughters how to bake. Mine taught me how to beat a cavity search and still feel like a lady.

Christy: Mom, I've watched you lick cocaine crumbs out of a shag carpet.
Bonnie: It's not a sin to be thrifty, dear.

A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon [1.02][edit]

Christy: That's how you get into heaven, letting a little guy go up on you.
Bonnie: I wish. All he wanted to do was spank me.
Christy: Well, no good deed goes unpunished.

A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork [1.03][edit]

Bonnie: You know, I had sex with a missionary once and oddly -- he wasn't a fan of the position.

Loathing and Tube Socks [1.04][edit]

Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag [1.05][edit]

Christy: Regina, I know this is difficult for you, but I just want you to know, I think you're doing great.
Regina: Really? 'Cause I think I might snap and kill you and your mother in your sleep.

Bonnie: Recovering from the fatal disease of alcoholism doesn't mean I can't get some strange every once in a while.
Christy: You should sew that on a pillow.

Abstinence and Pudding [1.06][edit]

Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast [1.07][edit]

Big Sur and Strawberry Lube [1.08][edit]

Zombies and Cobb Salad [1.09][edit]

Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges [1.10][edit]

Cotton Candy and Blended Fish [1.11][edit]

Corned Beef and Handcuffs [1.12][edit]

Hot Soup and Shingles [1.13][edit]

Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack [1.14][edit]

Fireballs and Bullet Holes [1.15][edit]

Nietzsche and a Beer Run [1.16][edit]

Jail, Jail and Japanese Porn [1.17][edit]

Sonograms and Tube Tops [1.18][edit]

Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich [1.19][edit]

Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus [1.20][edit]

Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries [1.21][edit]

Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession [1.22][edit]

Season 2[edit]

Hepatitis and Lemon Zest [2.01][edit]

Figgy Pudding and the Rapture [2.02][edit]

Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide [2.03][edit]

Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage [2.04][edit]

Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica [2.05][edit]

Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt [2.06][edit]

Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate [2.07][edit]

Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale [2.08][edit]

Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint [2.09][edit]

Nudes and a Six Day Cleanse [2.10][edit]

Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling [2.11][edit]

Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony [2.12][edit]

Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz [2.13][edit]

Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin [2.14][edit]

Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car [2.15][edit]

Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike [2.16][edit]

A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head [2.17][edit]

Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne [2.18][edit]

Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous [2.19][edit]

Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari [2.20][edit]

Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain [2.21][edit]

Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation [2.22][edit]

Season 3[edit]

Terrorists and Gingerbread [3.01][edit]

Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb [3.02][edit]

Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar [3.03][edit]

Sawdust and Brisket [3.04][edit]

A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince [3.05][edit]

Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention [3.06][edit]

Kreplach and a Tiny Tush [3.07][edit]

Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip [3.08][edit]

My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip [3.09][edit]

Quaaludes and Crackerjack [3.10][edit]

Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver [3.11][edit]

Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride [3.12][edit]

Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side [3.13][edit]

Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken [3.14][edit]

Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby [3.15][edit]

Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men [3.16][edit]

Caperberries and a Glass Eye [3.17][edit]

Beast Mode and Old People Kissing [3.18][edit]

A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle [3.19][edit]

Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake [3.20][edit]

Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy [3.21][edit]

Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden [3.22][edit]

Season 4[edit]

High-tops and Brown Jacket [4.01][edit]

Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop [4.02][edit]

Sparkling Water and Ba-dinkers [4.03][edit]

Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare [4.04][edit]

Blow and a Free McMuffin [4.05][edit]

Xanax and a Baby Duck [4.06][edit]

Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie [4.07][edit]

Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn [4.08][edit]

Bad Hand and British Royalty [4.09][edit]

A Safe Word and a Rib Eye [4.10][edit]

Good Karma and the Big Weird [4.11][edit]

Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness [4.12][edit]

A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm [4.13][edit]

Roast Chicken and a Funny Story [4.14][edit]

Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin [4.15][edit]

Martinis and a Sponge Bath [4.16][edit]

Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog [4.17][edit]

Tush Push and Some Radishes [4.18][edit]

Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute [4.19][edit]

A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold [4.20][edit]

A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral [4.21][edit]

Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet [4.22][edit]

Season 5[edit]

Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes [5.01][edit]

Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's [5.02][edit]

A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion [5.03][edit]

Fancy Crackers and Giant Women [5.04][edit]

Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy [5.05][edit]

Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye [5.06][edit]

Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros [5.07][edit]

An Epi-Pen and a Security Cat [5.08][edit]

Teenage Vampires and a White Russian [5.09][edit]

A Bear and a Bladder Infection [5.10][edit]

Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People [5.11][edit]

Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal [5.12][edit]

Pudding and a Screen Door [5.13][edit]

Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe [5.14][edit]

Esta Loca and a Little Klingon [5.15][edit]

Eight Cats and the Hat Show [5.16][edit]

Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head [5.17][edit]

Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire [5.18][edit]

A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress [5.19][edit]

Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots [5.20][edit]

Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle [5.21][edit]

Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head [5.22][edit]

Season 6[edit]

Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime [6.01][edit]

Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion [6.02][edit]

Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook [6.03][edit]

Big Sauce and Coconut Water [6.04][edit]

Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous [6.05][edit]

Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz [6.06][edit]

Puzzle Club and a Closet Party [6.07][edit]

Jell-O Shots and the Truth about Santa [6.08][edit]

Pork Loin and a Beat Up Monte Carlo [6.09][edit]

Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class [6.10][edit]

Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates [6.11][edit]

Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience [6.12][edit]

Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire [6.13][edit]

Kalamazoo and a Bad Wedge of Brie [6.14][edit]

Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town [6.15][edit]

Skippy and the Knowledge Hole [6.16][edit]

Cincinnati and a Toe Situation [6.17][edit]

Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose [6.18][edit]

Lumbar Support and Old Pork [6.19][edit]

Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip [6.20][edit]

Fingers Guns and a Beef Bourguignon [6.21][edit]

Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada [6.22][edit]

Season 7[edit]

Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper [7.01][edit]

Pop Pop and a Puma [7.02][edit]

Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking [7.03][edit]

Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird [7.04][edit]

Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us [7.05][edit]


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