Mr. Bean

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Mr. Bean (1990–1995) is a British comedy show that ran on ITV and starred Rowan Atkinson as its main character Mr. Bean.

There is also an animated version of the series produced in 2002 which

Their are two spin off movies with the Bean character titled Bean and Mr. Bean's Holiday as well as an animated series Mr. Bean (animated TV series).

Episodes[edit]

Mr. Bean [1.01][edit]

Student: Done your revision?
Mr. Bean: Uh, oh yes. I concentrated on trigonomentry.
Student: I-I-I-I've done calculus, mainly.
Mr. Bean: Oh! I believe they concentrated on calculus last year!
Student: Oh! Oh dear!
[Mr. Bean snickers]
Instructor: Quiet, ladies and gentlemen. The exam will commence in two minutes
[The student beside him places a pen on the table] (please edit this line)
Instructor: Ladies and gentlemen, you may open the envelopes containing your papers. The exam starts... now.

...

Mr. Bean: Mummy!
[Cut to the clock, many minutes have passed]
Instructor: Two minutes, ladies and gentlemen. At the end, would those with the green calculus papers, please put them in the green box; and those who answered the white trigonometry papers, please put them in the white box. (Audience laughing at "...trigonometry papers...")

...

Instructor: Stop writing, please.
Instructor: I said, "stop writing".
[Bean faces the instructor but still writing]
Instructor: Will you stop writing?!
[Bean's alarm clock rings, and Bean uses it as it were a hammer to stop the ringing]

The Return of Mr. Bean [1.02][edit]

"'Waiter"': Would you like to try the house wine?

Bean: No, no, no, no. I'm driving.

[Bean is in a Restaurant and has just tried his Steak Tatare which he doesn't like. He is making an awful face]
Manager: Everything to your satisfaction sir?
Bean: [Grinning] Mmmm.
[Manager goes away and Bean grimmaces again]
Waiter: Is everything all right sir?
Bean: Oh yes
Waiter: Are you sure?
Bean: Mmmm, yes. [Picks up a forkful as if he is about to eat it but hesitates to put it in his mouth]
[The Waiter goes and Bean quickly disposes of the offending food]

The Curse of Mr. Bean [1.03][edit]

Man In Park: Are you having a sandwich?
Mr. Bean: No, absolutely!

[Bean has spread butter onto his sandwich with his credit card]
Mr. Bean: My flexible friend.


[ To the Man in the Park ]

Mr. Bean "Just popped out for lunch" Mr. Bean "ATCHOO!"

Mr. Bean Goes To Town [1.04][edit]

[At a magic show Bean is onstage and the magician has made his watch disappear. Drumroll.]
Mr. Bean: I'm looking for my watch. It fell down...
[Bean gets in magic box.]
Mr. Bean: Wait!
[The magician closes the magic box with the square slot. Bean opens the slot, revealing his face.]
Mr. Bean: (to the magician) Excuse me, I'm looking for my watch!
[The magician immediately shuts the slot. His assistant throws him a sword. He proves the audience that the swords are real and thrusts them at the box.]
Man on audience: Behind you!
[Meanwhile, Mr. Bean is already outside the box and tries to find his watch. Several cuts between Bean and Irma. The magician thrusts more swords into the box]
Another man on audience: Boo!
[Mr. Bean finds his watch behind the magician's pants, cut to table where Irma was sitting, she disappears. Mr. Bean runs out from the stage, from to the room. Crowd boos. The magician comes out from the room, but cannot find Mr. Bean, who is in the disco room.]

The Trouble With Mr. Bean [1.05][edit]

Mr. Bean Rides Again [1.06][edit]

Mr. Bean In Room 426 [1.08][edit]

Do-It-Yourself Mr. Bean [1.09][edit]

[Rupert and Hubert have put the clock forward to midnight while Bean is out of the room so they can escape his dull New Year's Eve Party]
Rupert and Hubert: Ah Happy New Year!
Bean: Goodness me. Doesn't time fly when you're enjoying yourself?

Mind the Baby, Mr. Bean [1.10][edit]

[Bean is playing Bingo with a mouthful of water and a goldfish]
Bingo Caller: Green any way round 69.
Bean: [Swallows goldfish] Bingo!

Back To School Mr. Bean [1.11][edit]

[Bean pushing another Mini car]
[He gets some soldiers to help push the car]
Mr. Bean: I'm in!

Tee Off, Mr. Bean [1.12][edit]

         {Karate master pulled open the brown skirt Mr. Bean is wearing}
Karate Master: (sarcastically) Way hey-hey! 
         {Grinning and showing a thumbs-up to Mr. Bean}

Goodnight Mr. Bean [1.13][edit]

Nurse: Twenty-two.

Man: What the hell do you think you're doing?! Pinching my bottom in a hospital queue?
Clerk: Good morning, name please?
Mr. Bean: Um, Bean.
(laughter)
Clerk: And what is the problem?
[Bean whispers to the clerk]
Clerk: Have a ticket and take a seat please, Mr. Bean.
[Nurse on P.A.]

Hair By Mr. Bean of London [1.14][edit]

[Bean Was Bored to wait for Barber and play with scissors and comb. Suddenly, door opens and Woman and young boy comes In]
Woman: Sorry, Derrick can you just leave Jamie here with you, I just left my purse in the shop back there, so just give him a good haircut - be good Jamie, it's a terrible mess?
Jamie: Yeah, yeah, that's right!
Woman: All right, keep the change

...

Roger: Morning, Derrick!
Derrick: Good morning.
Roger: The usual please, Derrick.
(doorbell)
Man with ponytail: I was first. Just the split ends at the back. (Bean sprays the man's hair, and uses the mirror, but steals a picture from the board, and presents the man with the mirror with the picture.) All right, keep the change.
Derrick: Oh dear, what a day!
Roger: Thanks, Derrick! Very nice.
Derrick: Roger? Roger!
Woman: Wait, where is he?
Derrick: Whoa! What... what?
Woman: Where is he? What on earth do you call this?! (removes Jamie's cap, revealing the Bean's artistic hairstyle)
Jamie: But I like it.
Woman: You don't like it.
Jamie: I do!
Woman: Shut up, Jamie. Now look, listen to me...
Derrick: What are you trying to say?
Man with ponytail: Right, where's my ponytail?
Woman: ...what I am trying to say, my son looks like an ape! (the man presents Derrick the cut part where his hair used to be)
Derrick: Don't shout, madame!
Man with ponytail: Have you got any idea how long it took me to grow that?
Woman: (to the man) Excuse me, excuse me! (to her son) Shush!
Man with ponytail: Nearly two and a half years, and your mad topsy-lock in less than two minutes!
(Bean with the Prince Charles calendar/picture is walking sideways, passing Derrick and the angry customers.)
Roger: Have you seen this? (points at his hair, then bows at Bean, thinking he was Prince Charles) Sir! (Bean twirls his two fingers.) Derrick, have you gone mad? (indistinct arguing)
Man with ponytail: Your assistant, where is he?
Woman: Derrick, whatever your name is...

(Bean, still wearing the calendar, peeks at the door and leaves) ...

Judge 2: All right, quiet please! Quiet. The obedience test.
Boy 1: Stay, stay, stay... (his dog rushes to him)

Cast[edit]

Other One-off Characters: Richard Briers, Angus Deayton, Nick Hancock, Caroline Quentin, Danny La Rue, David Schneider and Richard Wilson.

External links[edit]

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