Open Season 2

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Open Season 2 is the 2009 direct-to-video sequel to Open Season. The film was produced by Sony Pictures Animation and released by Columbia Pictures on September 24, 2009.

Elliot[edit]

  • This is a good character-building moment. Elliot, remember you are a wild animal toughing it out! I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself! I don't need anybody! And I definitely don't need a girlfriend! So what if she tucks me in at night, or listens to my problems? Makes really good pine-cone crunchies, or rubs my head when I have sickies?! Criminy, what have I done?! Giselle!
  • As my single life ends, finishes, expires, perishes, goes down in a bizarre ball of flames with no survivors!

Boog[edit]

  • Come on, now. Simmer down, y'all.
  • We didn't give up on them hunters when they invaded the forest! We can't give up on our friend Weenie!
  • Giselle, we gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?
  • Roberto, my main man, I appreciate the help out there.
  • You guys need a little space? Okay.
  • Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you're safe!
  • Elliot, don't look!
  • Boog! I'm Boog!
  • McSquizzy? He doesn't even like you!
  • Elliot, relax. Now let's get a move on, man.
  • You think you so tough?
  • That just ain't right.
  • You are nuts!
  • This is not gonna work!
  • What are you doing?!
  • I'm 900 pounds. It's easy. We'll walk right in. Look, just like that little guy.
  • Now where's that Weenie?
  • When did you start thinking McSquizzy was your BFF?

Giselle[edit]

  • That's it. I'm going home.
  • Oh, Elliot. That's the most romantic thing you ever--
  • Okay. Who's got the next brilliant idea?

McSquizzy[edit]

  • No she's not! You are!
  • That's crud!
  • Hey, does anyone know where we are? Eh, didn't think so!
  • Oye! Give it a rest ya freak of nature!
  • Yeah! And without her, we never would've found Weenie and that giant tin canned thing!
  • OYE! You're goin' the wrong way ya choob!
  • Aye! We could tunnel our way in!
  • Oh there's a great idea! A one-pound bag of crazy, liftin' a 1200-pound bag of lazy!

Fifi[edit]

  • One pit stop, coming up.
  • I was once in the vicious clutches of wild animals.
  • Speak of the devil. Disgusting.
  • Don't worry, we will get through it together.
  • I'm coming, mother.
  • Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful!
  • Get lost, old lady! This does not concern you!

!

  • I'm gonna tear you apart!
  • We'll have to see how much those insidious wilds have done to him!
  • You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates.
  • Oh, Roberto. I can't, I can't do this.
  • That was rhetorical, moron!
  • How are you gonna look sitting by the pool?
  • I know. It was worse. I've been through it, too.
  • Put down those treats. You've eaten enough.
  • It's too painful for me to talk about. ...Gather round.
  • It would mean you should stick to the lean proteins, the meats, the poultries.
  • [Sighs] Poor, poor Weenie. Who knows the horrors you've seen?

Mr. Weenie[edit]

  • Insidious vilds? Nein! Ze vild animals are my friends!
  • It's so good!
  • Never forget who you are! In here!
  • Let's go find ze fat bear!
  • [Gasps] No! The food of oppression! I must be strong! ...Oh, maybe just a taste... Nein! Ja? Nein! Ja? Nein! Ja? Nein!
  • Nooo!
  • "Pieces," you strudelkopf!
  • But I am ze same!
  • Oh no! Full moon!
  • Now, say it vith me: I'm vild!
  • WHEEEEEEEE!!!
  • Oh, thank goodness! You've come for me!
  • Elliot, you fool!

Dialogue from movie[edit]

Roberto: [Seeing Fifi's zit on his tail from being zapped by a bug lighter in his tragic story] It's so pink!

Roger: [Upon seeing Elliot, who is disguised as an elderly lady] That's Mrs. Schlapiano!
Fifi: Get lost, old lady! This does not concern you!

Elliot: As my single life ends, finishes, expires, PERISHES... goes down in a bizarre ball of flames with no survivors!
Boog: Elliot, relax. Now, let's get a move on, man.
Mr. Weenie: Yeah. We go to the wedding.
Serge: Wedding?
[Deni quacks]
Buddy: Nuptials.

Fifi: [After being stopped by his owner just as he was about to kill a rabbit near a dumpster] I'm coming, mother.

Charlene: Oh, Fifi! Will he ever be the old Mr. Weenie we knew and loved?!
Fifi: We can only hope.
Mr. Weenie: But I am ze same!

[As he is trying to tell Giselle how he really feels, Elliot is continuously interrupted by birds and Deni]
Elliot: Why do these birds and ducks suddenly appear every time you're near?! ...Unless, like me... they long to be...
[Deni quacks again, but Elliot ignores him]
Elliot: ...Close to you.

[Boog is proud of Elliot since he finally managed to say, "I do" during he and Giselle's wedding]
Boog: That's my main man!
Elliot: [Singing] Close to you!

Boog: We didn't give up on them hunters when they invaded the forest! We can't give up on our friend Weenie!
Elliot: The Boogster's right! [Points at Boog]

[Repeated line]
Elliot: GISEEEEEEEEELLE!!!

[Elliot has accidentally locked Mr. Weenie in the RV during their escape back to the forest so they wouldn't get caught]
Mr. Weenie: [Banging on the door] Elliot! You fool!

Fifi: Poor, poor Weenie. Who knows the horrors you've seen?
Mr. Weenie: Vhat horrors?
Fifi: Don't worry. We will get through it together.
Mr. Weenie: Actually, it wasn't zat bad.
Fifi: I know. It-was-worse. I've been through it, too.
Roger: [Stunned] Really?!

[Fifi and Roberto enter Pet Paradiso, but Fifi hesitates to go due to the bald spot being exposed on his head]
Roberto: Come on, Fifi. I think a bald spot makes you look more... sophisticated. Singe is the new pompadour.
Fifi: Oh, shut up!

Charlene: Oh, Rufus! [Points] There you are! How's my shinin' star?
Rufus: Why, Charlene, look at you! Don't you look prettier than a glob of butter on a stack of wheat cakes! Mm-mm-mm!
Charlene: Oh, goodness me! Thank you, Rufus. Oh, may I?
Rufus: Well, I'd be much obliged.
[Charlene sniffs Rufus' butt]

Elliot: Forever and ever?
Ian: [To Giselle] Still time to change your mind.
Giselle: Ew! What?!

Mr. Weenie: [Sees Elliot and the gang coming to rescue him from Bob and Bobbie's trailer] Oh, thank goodness! You've come for me!
Elliot: No need to worry.

[Repeated line]
Mr. Weenie: Nein!

Boog: Look, man. We need Giselle. She's a great tracker.
McSquizzy: Yeah! And without her, we never would've found Weenie and that giant, tin-canned thing!
Elliot: [Scoffs] Beginner's luck!

Roberto: Oh, man, is this good. Hey, Fifi, you want some?
Fifi: You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates.
Roberto: And if I could pronounce that word, that would mean what?
Fifi: It would mean you should stick to the lean proteins, the meats, the poultries. How are you gonna look sitting by the pool?
Roberto: I don't know. Hot and really happy.
Fifi: That was rhetorical, moron! Put down the treats! You've eaten enough!
[Fifi licks himself; Roberto shakes himself, having water thrown all over Fifi, who stops licking himself]
Fifi: I'm... going to pretend I didn't see that.
Roberto: Hey, Fifi?
Fifi: Yes?
Roberto: How long do you think it is 'till we stop? 'Cause I gotta poop.
[Pause for a few seconds, then Roberto farts]
Roberto: Seriously, I gotta poop, real bad.
Fifi: I SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A LONG RIDE!! BUT YOU NEVER LISTEN!! LIKE YOU NEVER LISTENED WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THE ENTIRE LEFTOVER BURRITO GRANDE!!!!

McSquizzy: [Upon seeing Buddy disguised as Elliot's blue wig; to Giselle, who is disguised as a dalmatian, while McSquizzy is disguised as a chihuahua] Wow! I didn't see him up there, did you?

[At Pet Paradiso, there is a fight between the wilds and the pets; Fifi and Mr. Weenie run by Fifi's owner]
Fifi's Owner: [Upon seeing Mr. Weenie; gasps] Mr. Weenie?!

[During the musical number for "Close to You"]
Stanley and Roger: [Singing] La la-la-la-la, close to you
[Stanley backs away from Roger and makes a sick face]
Stanley: Not *too* close...

Boog: Come on, Giselle. We gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?
[Elliot does a long gasp]
Elliot: [Points at Boog] Boog! You traitor! [Points at Giselle] And you... traitor.. ex!
[Giselle looks offended]
Elliot: Enjoy your new-found partnership!
Boog: Oh, come on, Elliot--
Elliot: I don't need any of you! I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own! [Points at himself] So long!
[Elliot then turns to leave]
McSquizzy: Hey! You're going the wrong way, ya choob!
Elliot: [Sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much! This is a shortcu--
[Elliot falls off of a cliff and screams]
Elliot: I'm okay guys! You don't care.
McSquizzy: Not really! Was that too harsh?

Elliot: Isn't this great, Boog?
Boog: What's great?
Elliot: Well, not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're livin' life on the edge! It's just like old times! Two guys, out on the road!
Giselle: Hey, guys. Room for one more?
Boog: For sure!

[At the end of the musical number of "Close to You," Elliot antler cracks off for the second time]
Boog: Ooh. [A scared Elliot stares wide-eyed at the screen] That just ain't right.
Elliot: [Frustrated; off-screen] Oh, come ON!

Fifi: We'll have to see how much damage those insidious wilds have done to him!
Mr. Weenie: Insidious vilds?! Nein! Ze vild animals are my friends!
[The pets gasp in shock]
All: Friends?!
Fifi: Your friends?! Your friends?! It is worse than I chould have ever imagined! Your friends?! It's worse than I could have ever imagined! He's gone... FERAL!
[Roberto, Rufus, and Charlene gasp, wide-eyed]
All: Feral?!
Roberto: What's that mean?
Charlene: Oh, Fifi! What shall we do?!
Rufus: You heard the lassie! What do we do?
Stanely: Can he be cured?
Fifi: Yes, but it won't be pretty. Prepare... the tent.

[Roberto, Rufus, and Charlene gasp]

All: The tent?!
Roberto: Not the tent!
Fifi: Oh yes... the tent.

[While trying to find a way to sneak into Pet Paradiso]
Giselle: Okay. Who has an idea?
Boog: I'm 900 pounds. It's easy! We'll walk right in! Look, just like that little guy. (points to a rabbit who was near Pet Paradiso)
Alarm: Wild animal breach! (guards shot tranquilizer darts at the rabbit, knocking him out)
Giselle: Okay. Who's got the next brilliant idea?
McSquizzy: Aye, it's easy! We could tunnel our way in!
Serge: Or we could fly you all in!
McSquizzy: Oh, there's a great idea. A 1-pound bag of crazy! Liftin' a 1200-pound bag of lazy!
Boog: What?! I'm 900 pounds!
McSquizzy: That's crap!
Boog: Oh, you think you so tough?
[Boog and McSquizzy begin to fight; Boog smacks McSquizzy, and everyone starts overlapping]
McSquizzy: Come on, is that your best shot?!
Giselle: Stop it! [Hits Boog's belly] STOP IT!
[Boog and McSquizzy stop fighting]
McSquizzy: Shove off!
Giselle: Grow up, you two!
[They groan in disapproval]
Giselle: Now come on. Let's stay on track.

Boog: [Disguised as a sheepdog] Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you safe!
[Elliot and Weenie both scream; Boog slams them into his chest]
Boog: Shh! What are you doin'?!
Elliot: Who are you?!
Boog: What do you mean?! I'm your best friend!
Elliot: McSquizzy?
Boog: McSQUIZZY?! He doesn't even like you!
Elliot: Look, I'm not talkin' to some random overweight sheepdog about my personal relationships! [Turns away from Boog and crosses his arms]
Boog: It's me! Boog!
Elliot: Boog's fat. [slaps Boog's tummy] No way.
Boog: [Annoyed] Elliot!
Elliot: Huh? [Turns around] Wow! It is you! Did you lose weight?
Boog: When did you start thinkin' McSquizzy was yo BFF?
Elliot: Ooh! Ha ha. Well, you were hibernating. And we were hangin'. Turns out we have a lot in common. We both like nuts.
Boog: YOU ARE NUTS!!
Mr. Weenie: [Running up to Boog and grabbing his belly] Stop this insanity! Vere are ze others?!
Boog: What?! They inside lookin' for you!
Serge: And they're captured!(Serge and Deni scream at Boog)
Boog: Oh, come on! Boog!
Serge: No, Boog's a big fat guy. He's not you.
Elliot: I know! I thought he was McSquizzy, too!
Boog: OK, STOP! WOULD YOU ALL STOP?!!

Elliot: RABBIT FIIIIGHT!!!

[Elliot and Boog are trying to sneak into Pet Paradiso to save Mr. Weenie; Boog is disguised as an Old English Sheepdog and Elliot is disguised as an old lady, with Buddy serving as his blue wig]
Boog: This is not gonna work!
Elliot: Don't doubt me, #2 friend. Trust the plan!
Buddy: Trust the plan!

[As Mr. Weenie is being taken away by his owners Bob and Bobbie]
Mr. Weenie: NOOO!
Elliot: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
[The RV drives off; trying to calm down, Elliot starts panting hardly]

Roberto: [Upon seeing Buddy in the pets' tent] He's so blue.

Ian: Oh, and Giselle, there's still some time if you'd rather be served some beefcake instead of the pansy-loaf. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

[During the rabbit fight]
Mr. Weenie: [Referring to Boog] Let's go find ze fat bär!

Roger: Stanley, old buddy!
Stanley: [Sighs] Here we go.
Roger: Stanley, it's been ages!
Stanley: Well, it's been about one year, Roger.
Roger: Really?! It seems like such a long time.
Stanley: Look, we go to Pet Paradiso every year at the same time, and painfully, we have the same conversation.
Roger: We do?
Stanley: Yes! Yes, we do! Is this ringing a bell? [Pause for a few seconds]
Roger: Stanley, it's been ages!

[During the musical number of "Close to You," Roberto is singing to Fifi, who is completely bald and looks humiliated and mad]
Roberto: [Singing] Da da-da-da-da, close to you
Fifi: Oh Roberto, that's beautiful!

Elliot: From this day forward, domestics and wilds will live together... as one!

McSquizzy: Hey! Does anybody know where we are?!
[Nobody answers]
McSquizzy: Eh! Didn't think so!

Elliot: This is a good character-building moment. Elliot, remember you are a wild animal toughing it out! I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself! I don't need anybody! And I definitely don't need a girlfriend! [Gasps] So what if she tucks me in at night, or listens to my problems? Makes really good pine-cone crunchies, or rubs my head when I have sickies?! CRIMINY, WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?
[Elliot falls down]
Elliot: GISEEEEEEELLE!!!!!!

Mr. Weenie: No! Ze food of oppression! I must be strong!
[Pause]
Mr. Weenie: Oh, maybe just a taste...
[Weenie goes to take a bite, but immediately refuses]
Mr. Weenie: Nein!
[Weenie goes to take a bite, but refuses]
Mr. Weenie: Ja? Nein!
[He continues this]
Mr. Weenie: Ja? Nein! Ja? Nein!

[Repeated line]
Charlene: Goodness me!

Fifi: You know I hate doing this.
Roberto: But you do it so well. Can you hurry along?
[Fifi walks to his owner and sits on her lap]
Fifi's Owner: Oh, come here, baby Fifi.
Fifi: One pit stop, coming up.
[Fifi wretches and barfs on the floor]
Fifi's Owner: Ohh! Gross! No, Fifi! No!

Elliot: Have you seen my new horns? They're completely natural!

[Fifi sniffs something and sees a rabbit near a dumpster]
Fifi: Speak of the Devil. Disgusting.
Roberto: Oh, no. Not the fuzzy little bunny.
Fifi: Don't you understand? We must remain vigilant! Even one wild animal among us can send us back to those dark days of anarchy.

Roger: Ice cream!

Mr. Weenie: I'm vild!

Stanley: Hey Fifi! Did you hear they found Mr. Weenie? Isn't that great?
Roger: Really?!

[Fifi is telling the story of him being scared by wild animals in bushes]
Fifi: I've lost 2 things that day: My innocence... and my squeaky toy.
Charlene: [Gasps] Oh, you poor, sweet thing!
Rufus: That is one sad tale.
Roger: I want a girlfriend!
Stanley: Don't interrupt now, please!

[During the musical number of "Close to You"]
Rufus and Charlene: [Singing] La la-la-la-la, close to you
[They put their faces together and stay like that]
Rufus: I love this song.

Stanley: Something's not right here. Do you smell something fishy, Roger?
Roger: Barracuda!
[Stanley sighs]

Roger: Stanley, it's the fishies!
Stanley: [Steps on Roger] Not now, Roger!

[Boog looks at a trailer and then screams]
Giselle: What is it? [Boog groans in disgust] Use your words. [Boog points to a trailer where a women is grooming her dog] Okay, I see a women and her dog.
Boog: Uh-huh. Look again. [Giselle and McSquizzy look again to see that woman has heavy make up, they scream and Boog grabs them to keep them quiet]
McSquizzy: Oh, I'm gonna have nightmares!

Cast[edit]

Taglines[edit]

  • This Time It's Pets Vs. Wilds.
  • This Time Wiener Takes All!
  • What Does A Bear Do In The Woods?
  • This Time It's Pets Vs. Wilds. Wiener Takes All!
  • Boog And Elliot Are Back For More Crazy Adventures!

External links[edit]

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Open Season 2 quotes at the Internet Movie Database