Penn & Teller

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Teller and Penn at the 1988 Emmy Awards.

Penn & Teller are a two-man magic and comedy team, Penn Fraser Jillette (born 5 March 1955) and Teller (born Raymond Joseph Teller, 14 February 1948). All the quotes from the duo come from Penn, except where noted, as Teller is famously silent.


  • This I believe: I believe there is no god.
    • Penn Jillette in "This I Believe", Morning Edition. NPR. WVGR, Grand Rapids. 21 November 2005 (NPR : There is no God)
  • Teller: Will you shut up!
    Homer Simpson: Hey, I thought you didn't talk.
    Teller: [nervously] Uh, I didn't mean to... it just slipped out. Oh god, now Penn's gonna beat me...I'm not the first Teller.
  • Sometimes magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect.
    • The Honor System Interview, Esquire Magazine (September 17, 2012)[1]

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