Talk:Penn & Teller
- Doing stuff like Van Praagh and Kreskin is like taking a shotgun and going into a mall, and discharging it in people's faces and stealing twenty bucks from each one of them.
- Teller talks. Just not to you.
- It's a goddamn potato! It's A POTATO!
- Penn on Criss Angel Mindfreak, as the finale for the "Cups and Balls" illusion