Phineas and Ferb (season 4)
The fourth season of Phineas and Ferb first aired on Disney Channel on December 7, 2012 and December 31, 2012 for Disney XD. The season features two step-brothers trying to make every day the best day ever, while their sister tries to bust them. The five main characters are: brothers Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher, secret agent Perry the Platypus (who's also the pet of Phineas and Ferb), the evil scientist Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and the brothers' older sister Candace Flynn. Recurring characters are across-the-street neighbor , the boys' mother and father Linda Flynn-Fletcher and Lawrence Fletcher, Major Monogram, Carl Karl the Intern, Jeremy Johnson, Baljeet Tjinder, Buford Van Stomm, Stacy Hirano, and more.
- 1 Quotes
- 1.1 For Your Ice Cream Only
- 1.2 Happy New Year!
- 1.3 Fly on the Wall
- 1.4 My Sweet Ride
- 1.5 Der Kinderlumper
- 1.6 Sidetracked
- 1.7 Primal Perry
- 1.8 Mind Share
- 1.9 Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown 2
- 1.10 Knot My Problem
- 1.11 La Candace-Cabra
- 1.12 One Good Turn
- 1.13 Drusselsteinoween
- 1.14 Terrifying Tri-State Triology of Terror
- 1.15 Face Your Fear
- 1.16 Cheers For Fears
- 1.17 Return Policy
For Your Ice Cream Only
Candace: So when all the members of the offending team clear the defensive zone at the same time, the delayed offset call is negated.
Jeremy: Wow, you really do know hockey.
Candace: Are you kidding? Did you know a referee makes most penalty calls-
Stacy: (talking into a microphone connected to Candace's headset) While the linesmen may call only obvious technical infractions- (To Ginger) Go away.
Candace: Obvious technical infractions- go away. The player who committed the infraction is- no give me that. No Ginger, I'm busy. I said give me that back. If you don't give that back to me right now- Candace, gotta go.
(Candace smiles nervously after realizing what she said)
Candace: 'Scuse me, I gotta get through here.
Luc Robitaille: Woah woah woah! You're not allowed out there.
Candace: But I gotta go get my mom! This is a shortcut to the gift shop!
Luc Robitaille: I'm sorry. You can't go out there. That's for players only.
Candace: Players, huh?
Luc Robitaille: You're gonna go get a uniform and try to get out there, aren't you?
Candace: Is that a problem?
Luc Robitaille: No, as long as we're clear on the concept.
Happy New Year!
Candace: (standing with Jeremy on a balcony, watching the fireworks) You know, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to keep this resolution.
Jeremy: That's okay. I like you just the way you are. Happy New Year, Candace.
Candace: Happy New Year, Jeremy. (they kiss; fireworks go off reading "HAPPY NEW YEAR")
Fly on the Wall
Phineas: Actually, instead of improving one of our old inventions, we should make something brand new! Something simple.
Phineas: Well, what is summer all about?
Buford, Baljeet, Isabella: (singing "Summer (Where Do We Begin?)") ♪ Summer is running through the sprinklers in your T-shirt, shoes, and... ♪
Phineas: Yeah, we all know the song. (beat) But I'm not exactly sure how....
(Phineas and Ferb's Giant Tire Swing flies by a space shuttle)
Astronaut: (looking at the tire swing) Whoa! That is so weird! We're in a space shuttle and the shuttle program ended years ago!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It's the best Inator I've ever made! And you know what, Perry the Platypus? There's no self-destruct button on this, so there's no way you can stop me from taking over the entire Tri-State-
(Phineas and Ferb's tire swing lands on the Inator)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wow. Well, like my Uncle Boris used to say: "When life's going well, a giant tire comes along and smashes your Inator." We all thought he was crazy at the time, but now he seems rather prophetic.
My Sweet Ride
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wait, no, no! Don't open the door; you'll let in Perry the Platypus!
Vanessa: You know he'll just blow the door down if you don't open it. (opens door revealing Perry holding a bazooka) Come in, Perry. Toodles!
Doofenshmirtz: I'm worried about her, Perry the Platypus. (turns his head to Perry) Hey! You were going to to blow down my door! (Perry puts the bazooka down gently, but accidently blows up Doofenshmirtz's wall by mistake, much to Doofenshmirtz's anger and to Perry's embarrassment)
Candace: And now, I must leave. My public awaits.
Stacy: Yeah, and I must go be famous by association.
Phineas: And to think, we knew Stacy before she was famous by association.
Lyla: You gonna eat those fries?
Doofenshmirtz: Don't touch! Anyway I've got a little math quiz for the both of you. If a train carrying bitch Precious Albert the Moose left British Columbia at eight o'clock in the morning, going eighty mile per hour, what time would it arrive at the Canada Day celebration? Answer? Never! Because I've tied up the conductor, and taken control of the train using my remote control Train-Operator-inator! Right now we are all headed to my scheme exchange partner's secret fortress. (Lyla reaches for the fries again) Hey cut it out, those are mine. Seriously, I can get the waiter over here if you want to order own, but please?
Lyla: This evil exchange partner of yours, what his name?
Doofenshmirtz: I think his name was Sir Railing, or Doctor Stairway, or something.
Lyla: Professor Bannister! Of course, my arch-nemesis. Can I put some gravy on those?
Doofenshmirtz: Seriously, leave my lunch alone. Anyway, after Professor Banister gets the moose, it's going to ruin Canada Day, or you know, whatever. Crazy, right?
Lyla: You know what's really crazy? How good these fries are.
Doofenshmirtz: I am not kidding, leave those alone. I just don't understand it, why do you take my lunch, when you're in the dining car you can have your own lunch. Oh it makes me crazy when people pick at my food. (Lyla winks at Perry, and Perry understands) Seriously, why is your hand out like that? I am seriously going to lose it. (Perry takes a fry) Aw, now you're both doing it!? Stop it! Stop it! Ahh! Oh no, not even taking them but just squishing them! I can't take it. (Stands up) GET YOUR OWN LUNCH! (Everyone on the train looks at Doofenshmirtz)
Woman: That man is causing such a scene, it make me feel free to break up with you, IN A VERY LOUD MANNER! (Everybody in the car begins screaming and yelling)
Waiter: I can't stand being a waiter!
Man: Excuse me, conductor? (Doofenshmirtz walks over) You know the train doesn't seem to be stopping at any of the scheduled stations.
Doofenshmirtz: Is that a fact? My apologies straphanger. Wait, which one was your stop?
Man: The next one.
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, don't be concerned, step right this way. (The Man and Doofenshmirtz are standing at a door) So, your wife cooking dinner tonight?
Man: Oh, yes. We're having asparagus tips.
Doofenshmirtz: Asparagus tips, very classy. What's the entrée?
Man: Nova Scotia salmon.
Doofenshmirtz: Mmm-mmm! Delic'. Here's you station! (literally kicks man off train) Say "hi" to your wife for me.
Man: (tumbles across a field, through a playground, and into his house.)
Wife: Well, someone's home early.
Man: The conductor says "hi".
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, I see, a waterfall. Just in time for commercial. Isn't that convenient. (Both Doofenshmirtz and Perry go over the waterfall and start falling.) What's that about, anyway? It's not a cliff-faller, it's called a cliff-hanger, and here we are, falling, and-watch watch watch, here we go, wait, look, yup yup see? There you go! Fading to black! (Scene fades to black.)
Carl: Major Monogram?
Major Monogram: Yes, Carl?
Carl: I-I want you to meet my cousin Larry.
Major Monogram: W-W-W-Wait! You got out of the vent, found your cousin, and brought him back in here?
Carl: Well I didn't have to find him, we had a lunch date. He was waiting for me-
Major Monogram: Why on earth would you bring him back into the vent?!
Carl: Cause I wanted you to meet him!
Larry: Plus I really like vents.
Major Monogram: Mutual, I'm sure.
Liam: (pinning down Perry with his boot) AHA! GOTCHA!! (puts on Perry's fedora) My greatest hunt ever ENDS RIGHT HERE!!
Doofenshmirtz: Stop what you're doing, McCracken!! STEP AWAY FROM THE PLATYPUS!!!
Doofenshmirtz: I like you to meet my ladies. (two old groundkeepers arrive at his side) Ruth and Esther!
Liam: (scoffs) Docents. (Ruth angrily points to a "Keep Off the Grass' sign which Liam is standing next to) Aw, not again! (throwing the fedora back to Perry) I'll be right be back! I know how to hand these ladies. (to the ladies) Uhh... the sign must've been installed... I've never seen it before.
Ruth: Nice try, Liam, but this is you third infraction as of many weeks! Hand over your membership card!
Liam: What?! Let's not get crazy now! (turns in his card)
Ruth: All of your gardening privileges have been revoked for ten days! Esther will escort you off the grounds!
(Esther bring in a wheelchair for Liam to sit in)
Liam: But I can't leave. It's my natural habitat!
Ruth: Your file says you're from Pittsburgh!
Liam: (speaking in an American accent) But it's not my fault! It's HIM! (points to Perry) It's the platypus you want!
(Ruth and Esther spot Perry, and Liam's wheelchair start to roll down the hill, taking a screaming Liam with it)
Ruth: Awww, how cute he is. What a handsome platypus.
Red: Later that day, to make their escape, those boys crawled through 500 yards of foul-smelling nastiness I can't even imagine. 500 yards. That's the length of 11 baseball diamonds, one tennis court, a medium-sized male elephant, and a croquet wicket. It wasn't long before they found everything that they needed.
Phineas: Great! Let's hurry up and put this thing together.
Baljeet: But if we do the mind swap here, those criminals will still be out of jail.
Phineas: You're right! I hadn't thought of that.
Red: So even later that day, those boys crawled back through 500 yards of foul-smelling nastiness that I-
Baljeet: Actually, it is not as bad as you would think.
Buford: Yeah! Gunge is actually quite refreshing!
Red: Oh. Well, it was still 500 yards. That's the length of two volleyball courts, a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, a large three-drawer filing cabinet, three French-
Buford: We're not listening anymore!
Red: Oh. Okay, then.
Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown 2
Major Monogram: Don't worry, Kelly. I am totally down for being second banana. Doofenshmirtz: Well, first of all, that's a little sad. But, second of all, technically, you would be third banana. It would go: Kelly, and then me, and then you. And, ih, I would be second banana. Kelly Osbourne: Nobody is a banana, because there are no bananas! Major Monogram: Yes, we have no bananas!
Kelly Osbourne: (Seeing Doofenshmirtz and Monogram dressed up like her) Now I know what I would look like if I had middle-aged male clones!
Knot My Problem
Phineas: Okay, gang. Today, we're gonna tie a legendary knot.
Buford: Woah woah woah! We're just startin'?! No—no intro, nothin'?! Just gettin' right into it?
Phineas: Yep, we're just doin' the knot.
Buford: Wait, how can we do somethin' not?
Phineas: No, it's "knot" spelled with a "k".
Buford: I didn't think it was spelled with a "k".
Phineas: No. It's "knot".....spelled with a "k".
Buford: I don't understand your pauses.
Phineas: Gentlemen and gentlemen, we present to you the Chupa-Copter!
Buford and Baljeet: Wow! Right on! Etcetera.
One Good Turn
Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, babies and slightly smaller babies, welcome to the Phineas and Ferb Ultimate Obstacle Course! The first team that makes it all the way to the end (you know, alive and stuff) will win this nifty trophy! So are you ready to get muddy?
Candace: That tears it! Those two are so—
Stacy: Hang on, Candace! We can win this!
Candace: Yeah, we ca—Wait, what?
Stacy: I want that trophy!
Candace: Why? (Cutaway to Dr. Hirano with Ginger putting up a trophy on display as Stacy watches.)
Dr. Hirano: Very good, Ginger. We'll put it up here with the rest of your awards. I'm...still saving a place for your trophy, Stacy. You know, just in case.
Stacy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... (Cut back to Stacy and Candace.)
Stacy: ...hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Candace, we'd make an awesome team!
Candace: Alright, I'll do it!
Stacy: For the trophy!
Candace: And for whatever it was you were thinking about just now.
Major Monogram: Monty, is that you?! With the daughter of my sworn enemy?! It can't be!! (Walks up to the Pimpernel next to Vanessa.) Alright, Monty, you've got a lot of explaining to—
Stacy: Oh, hello, Mr. Water and Power Guy.
Major Monogram: I, uh, better check the...uh...thing. Yes. (leaves)
Vanessa: Thanks, Stacy! I owe you!
Stacy: No thanks are necessary for that darned elusive Pimpernel.
Vanessa: This is a big night for me, my boyfriend's coming. Oh, here he is right now.
(Jeremy, dressed as a Scarlet Pimpernel enters.)
Jeremy: Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my neck covered.
Vanessa: You're not my boyfriend!
Jeremy: Whoops. Heh heh. Sorry, I thought you were my—
Candace: Jeremy, it's me, Candace!
Jeremy: Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my—
Candace: Yeah, heard you the first time.
Terrifying Tri-State Triology of Terror
Hipster Guy: Excuse me?
Mr. Macabre: What?
Hipster Guy: Can I get a free-range organic grilled cheese slider?
Mr. Macbre: This isn't a food truck, you baboon. It's a Macabre Book Mobile.
Hipster Guy: Yeah, I'm totally giving you a bad review.
Mr. Macabre: May the ancient moths of Sumeria feast upon your skinny jeans! (his phone buzzes) One star? Man, that burns.
Face Your Fear
Candace: So what does your father do here?
Jeremy: Oh, he's part of a team that makes and manages recognizant satellites. They actually had a couple of rovers on Mars earlier this summer. But they suddenly stopped working. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
Candace: (nervously) Uh, how would I...heh heh...what do you mean? Heh heh.
Jeremy: All right...Your Highness.
Candace: (gasp) Who told?
(Doofenshmirtz is hiding in the balcony while Norm is stuck on a wall thanks to a giant bat inside Doofenshmirtz's laboratory)
Vanessa: (inside the lab) Dad?
Doofenshmirtz: Vanessa? Oh no. (crawls inside back to the lab) Vanessa! GET OUTTA THERE!! There's a huge bat on the loose!
Vanessa: Really? (sees the giant bat shrieking at her) WHOA! Cool! It looks like your cousin Narthelliot.
Doofenshmirtz: No sudden movements or loud noises, Vanessa.
Vanessa: Dad, relax. It's just a bat. They just eat bugs.
Doofenshmirtz: But it's a very big bat.
Vanessa: Now c'mon. (gets Doofenshmirtz to stand up) Just stand up. It's okay. It's time to face your fear.
Doofenshmirtz: (sighs) Well, okay. (the giant bat grabs him with its mouth)
Vanessa: (shocked by this and angrily pounds the bat's underbelly) Oh NO, NO, NO!!! Bad bat! SPIT HIM OUT!!
Cheers For Fears
Phineas: Isabella, you've been awfully quiet all day.
Ferb: Welcome to Ferbland.
(Zoom into Ferb's mind, where it is revealed to be populated by himself and giant versions of his head)
Ferb head #1: Yes, the universe is constantly expanding.
Ferb head #2: But what is it expanding into?
Ferb heads: Ooooooh...
Ferb head #3: Okay, now my mind is blown.
Candace: (to Stacy, referring to Jeremy) Remember those days when I was always panicking about what he thought or what he wouldn't like?
Stacy: Isn't this the same Candace who sat under Jeremy's window just to make sure he wasn't whispering other girls' names in his sleep?
Candace: Ancient history.
Stacy: Uh, that was yesterday.