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Dog Gone Trouble is a 2021 American animated slapstick comedy film produced by Hyperion Animation and released by Warner Bros., starring the voice talents of comedian Rodney Dangerfield, who also wrote and co-produced the film. It is about a street dog named Rover Trouble, who is owned by a Las Vegas showgirl. Rover gets dumped off Hoover Dam by the showgirl's boyfriend. However, rather than drowning, Rover ends up on a cross-country adventure to get home.

Directed by James L. George and Bob Seeley. Produced by Willard Carroll and Tom L. Wilhite.
You'll laugh! You'll sing! You'll dance! You'll sit up and beg for more!

Rover Trouble Dangerfield

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  • All night I'd sit up and beg, she told me I was too old to beg!
  • [after being attacked by the wolves And losing consciousness] That one's for the three little pigs! Oy!
  • I guess that's my trouble, no siree. I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it! Seems to me, I would be even more happier Or better if I had a family tree!
  • Hey folks! I'll never dampen your holidays! [door slams shut] No respect. No respect at all. Hmmmph!
  • (wow, doing his business behind a tree) Ah…… (Suddenly recognizes a Millipede glaring at him) AH! Sorry! Geez, I need a little privacy next time.
  • (after an argument with Daisy and losing his temper at her) Bah! I bet, I plead, I am giving good, free meals, and what do I do? Get dumped off of a dam And being unconscious for two days! Is there somewhere I can get Away from?!
  • Stop! Please don’t take me and Mr. Honk! I surrender!

Dialogue

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Rover Dangerfield: [about playing fetch] He throws a stick, you run and get it, you bring it back and he throws it again! I don't get it! I mean, what's the point?
Raffles: Because it makes them happy and it gives them lots of exercise
Rover Dangerfield: If they want exercise, let them run and get it.
Raffles: So what should I do?
Rover Dangerfield: It's very simple. You do nothing.
Rover Dangerfield: Where's Flappy?
Queenie: Carmine fired him. He couldn't remember the routines.
Rover Dangerfield: Oh, I saw that coming. Flappy was dumb. Yeah, he used to walk backwards and wag his head. I mean dumb! Carmine taught him to sit, he forgot how to stand! And when Carmine paper-trained him, that was something. He went right on the paper. The only trouble is, Carmine was reading it!
Turkey: Let me tell you, I won't be here very long.
Rover Dangerfield: I tell ya, the way I see it, you probably won't be around after Christmas!
Turkey: Well, that would suit me just fine! Well, I might have known: There's absolutely nothing to eat here!
Rover Dangerfield: Yeah? Look in a mirror!
Turkey: Oh... I don't get it.
Rover Dangerfield: Don't worry about it, drumstick. You will! (grabs haunted the turkey and hoists it over his shoulder)
[Rover attacks Rocky]
Rocky: [kicks him off] You dirty mutt!
Connie: Rocky, what are you doing?
Rocky: I thought I was rid of you for good!
Connie: 'Rid of you for good'?
[Connie slaps him in the face]
Rocky: [furiously] What, are you taking the dog's side? Huh?
[Rocky grabs Connie until Rover pushes him, Rover and the other dogs chase him out the door]
Connie: Rover, NAIL HIM!
’’’Rover’’’: (after several ordeals, thanks to Daisy, teaching him how to be a family in the dog shelter environment) That’s it! I’m going home. (Begins to pack up in his satchel and tucked in Mr. Hall tenderly before getting up several of his favorite toys and canned food he stole. Daisy comes running behind)
’’’Daisy’’’: Rover! What the heck you trying to do?
’’’Rover’’’: Trying to get away!
’’’Daisy’’’: From me? What’d I do?!
’’’Rover’’’: Every time I try to get home back to the safety of my owner, Connie, you keep slowing me down! When I want to eat nice fresh meals, you give me nothing but canned food instead! I want to sleep on nice luxury bed, you make me sleep on the hard bed! Even hard leather! And when I want to play fetch, you teach me the simple life of country and-and It looks like you’re living in a farm!! (His satchel spills out and he quickly starts packing it up) Oh, boy.
’’Daisy’’’: But, Rover, all I wanted was to show you the happiness of being a dog. If you didn’t feel satisfied, you could’ve told me.
’’Rover’’’: Yeah, well, I have never do that. (It begins to rain and Rover notices a nearby Where a person put in his suitcases) Perfect. Taxi.
’’Daisy’’’: But you can’t leave rover! Think of how sad everyone and Mrs. lion is going to feel when you leave! Do you understand? We need you!
’’Rover’’’: Well, the country life will be simple for you, but the country life will never be mine. (As he starts to head to the taxi, Daisy runs to him and starts blocking his way) Get out of the way! The taxi is gonna leave any minute!
’’’Daisy’’’: , I’ve had it with selfishness. You’ve been trying to run away from us when I was trying to teach you the simple basics of life! How would you feel if you were alone in a forest and you didn’t know your way back? Hmmm?
’’’Rover’’’: I am much more better off without you around! (He managed to get past Daisy and run to the taxi while Daisy jumps on top of the taxi)
’’’Daisy’’’: Well, what’s the matter with you?
’’’’Rover’’’’: (Losing control of his temper) DAAAH! THIS IS THE STUPIDEST DECISION! I’M FAR AWAY FROM HOME, YOU TAKE ME INTO YOUR SIMPLE FARM LIFE AND BOSS ME AROUND WITH EVERYTHING YOU DO! AND I WANT TO GET HOME! BUT NOW, BECAUSE OF YOU, I’LL NEVER SEE CONNIE AGAIN! (Daisy looks shocked and then angered) Now, if you excuse me, I’ll get home now.
’’Daisy’’: FINE! (Stomps back to the farm)
’’Mrs Lion’’’: Hey? Where is Rover?
’’Harvall’’: I don’t know. He sort of ran off.
’’Lockjaw’’: Guys, Daisy told me the bad news. Rover left.
’’Frog Thor’’: Left? Splendid. What? He left?
’’’Saber’’: Why did he do that?
’’Red’’: Daisy said that he left because he was tired of a simple dog life of all of the luxurious things and all of the nice meat you can eat.
’’Mrs Lion’’: But he couldn’t have just ran off. We all need him.
’’Hairball’’: Yeah. We shouldn’t have been so judgment of him. Right? (All of the dogs are not their heads. Some sniffle and some howl)
’’Rober’’: (After getting stranded in the woods) Hmmmm…. I wonder where we are. Mr. honk, I hope you’re cozy back there. It wouldn’t hurt to have a little meal. (He open the canned beans and recognizes that some of them have eaten) Oh.. It wouldn’t hurt to have a bit of tomatoes. (However, they are strewn upon the snow) That won’t disappear. Oh! I’ve gotten no time for this! Maybe I shouldn’t have ran away. (Suddenly, he suddenly has an owl and he shudders) Maybe I should get back to the farm. (Rover is trying to get his way through a thick slope) Ay.! Slopes. It had to be slopes. We could’ve just had a tropical snow that we could get through together that we could…. (Suddenly, the slope breaks and Rover falls into a river. And as he hit a rock, He loses consciousness. He sees Connie swim down to him, and he reaches up his paw, but before there, Rover burst is out of the water and swallows a little bit. Groaning, he attempts to swim back, but suddenly notices a waterfall. Panicked, he tries to swim away, but before he can, he loses the satchel) No, no, no, no, no, no! Mr. honk! (Mr. honk disappeared under the water. Ro goes over the waterfall screaming. We laid to show him Swimming out of exhaustion as he shakes his fur and coughs and gags) Ah… At least this couldn’t get any worse. (all of a sudden, he suddenly sees walls appear) Uh-oh. Get back! Before I Bite into your fur that’ll send you running all the way. Sheesh, if Little Red Riding Hood didn’t have a problem Which wolves. (The wolves around him growling) Oh. Anybody? Uh-oh. (The wolves begin to chase after rover. Rover panics, and tries to run away, but he crashes headfirst into a tree. The wolves surround him and before he can react to call me, he is knocked out. Before he knocked out, he begins to go dazed) That’s one for the three little pigs. Oy! (He passes out)
’’Rover’’: (Waking up from his injuries) Agh… Where am I? (Suddenly miss lion licks hum) Whoa, whoa whoa! Careful, careful.
’’Dr Q Cat’’: Don’t move everyone. The dog has awaken.
’’Saber’’: Rover! Phew. We’re so glad you’re safe.
’’Lockheed’’: You were returning when we found you. If it hasn’t been for that little gnome toy appearing, we wouldn’t have found you.
’’Daisy’’: Rover… I’m so glad you’re safe.
’’Rover’’: Daisy, I thought you left. (Daisy: You didn’t leave rover. Turns out, We found you being dragged by the wolves. We managed to save you by finding them off. But you were turning gray, so we took you back where Dr. Q cat Managed to heal you.) Oh. Daisy, I’m…. (Before he can apologize for his outburst, hairball suddenly comes in screaming as red falls on top of him) Red! There you are!
’’Hairball’’: Ouch…
’’’Red’’: We managed to find this. (presents him, Mr. Hong, all wet, fine, much two rovers happiness) C. I managed to jump in and grab it, and I wanted to make a much more better appearance. But I guess my hero we got the best of me.
‘’Connoe’’: Rocky, I cannot believe this! First, you dropped my dog down a bridge! Second, you tried to get rid of him and sent him 1,000,000 miles away!! I should’ve known!
’’Rocky’’: (Tied up and with the dogs guarding him) My love, let me explain. For 1 million years, I’ve been searching for you. I’ve been swallowed by dragon, poisoned by an apprentice, and fell off a cliff to find you. I am parked on a big journey to find you, battling evil sorcerer. And now, I have found you, My one and only, where we will fly off to the dreamland and enjoy a lovely forever. What shall you say, Mi amor?
’’Connie’’: I say not! (She gives Rocky a slap in the face before his dogs bite him on the butt, causing him to scream) Good boy. Now, sic em! (The dogs begin to chase Rocky, who runs as fast as you can still try to the chair)
’’Bluebeard’’: Well, what do you know? I’m gonna defeat Rover.
[Daisy leads rover to the barn and they were coming to piles and piles of hay which had a pair of boxer shorts on top of one stack. Rover is tucking his tie and was about to kiss Daisy, but then she turned his face and made him look as the shorts seemed to move. And where this made Rover curious of what was in or under the boxer shorts. As he looked, there popped out a puppy which strongly resembled him. he heard a yip and saw another puppy that look resembled him and one pop out of the hay, another one resembled him barking underneath the bucket and there was one puppy who looked like Daisy who was teething on the hose and she look at her mother and her new father whom beams a smile]
Rover Dangerfield: Hey, i'm a father of five!
[Another puppy then fell on Rover's face and Rover held out the final puppy in his litter]
Rover Dangerfield: Six!
[Then the puppy speaks to him in a child-like voice]
Rover's Son: Hey, take it easy, I'm only a pup.
[Rover hugs his son and put his paw over Daisy}
Rover Dangerfield: Hey, boys. Daddy's home!

Taglines

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  • You'll laugh! You'll sing! You'll dance! You'll sit up and beg for more!
  • The dog who gets no respect.
  • Rodney Dangerfield is Rover, a big city hound who trades bright lights for barnyard laughs!

Voice cast

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Additional voices

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