Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

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Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (also known as The Rugrats Movie 2: Rugrats in Paris and Rugrats in Paris: The Movie - Rugrats II) is a 2000 film and the sequel to The Rugrats Movie that follows the continuing adventures of the Rugrats. In the film, Chuckie Finster takes the lead character role as he searches to find a new mother. The film was produced by Nickelodeon Movies and Klasky Csupo and distributed by Paramount Pictures. It was originally released in selected theaters on November 17, 2000.

Chuckie Finster[edit]

  • It's like you always say, Tommy: "A baby's got to do what a baby's got to do!"
  • Over my dad's potty! (Over my dead body)

Coco LaBouche[edit]

  • What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get this show on the road! Tout de suite!
  • [to Dil] And how is this precious cupcake today? [hits her with rattle on the nose] Why you're just a lawsuit waiting to happen, aren't you?
  • Kira, remind me to immediate whoever wrote this hideous song!
  • [orders Jean-Claude to lock up babies away during her wedding with Chaz] Jean-Claude, takes those wretched dust mops away! I will not have them ruining my wedding day!
  • [to Kira] Burn zis moth-eaten plaything! I never wanted to see it again.


Tommy: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened while we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.
Dil: Binky! Bye bye.
Tommy: It made my brother cry. So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the bobfather."
Angelica: You have come to me on the day of this wedding for me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry?
Tommy: No, Dil just wants a new binky.
Angelica: That's it? A binky?

Drew: I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
Charlotte: I can't mother and merger at the same time. Besides, she only saw a scene or two. It could've made an impression.

Lil: Um, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib. [holds up the severed head of their rocking horse]
Angelica: Well that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
Phil: So THAT'S where I left 'em.

Angelica: [smugly] I already learned to parsee-boo Francie. That means "speak French."
Susie: [speaking in French] I feel bad for the French people who will hear you. Goodbye.
Angelica: No-one likes a show-off, Susie.

Phil: [seeing Lil pushing a "hostess" button] Hey, I wanted to push the button, Lillian!
Lil: You want the button, Phillip? You can't handle the button!

Angelica: You babies are as dumb here as you are at home.
Dil: [after wetting himself] Wee, wee!
Angelica: 'Cept him. He's speaking French already.

[Angelica's lipstick goes out of control when she hears Chuckie]
Angelica: You want a princess to be your mom? What about Coco?
Tommy, Chuckie, Phil & Lil: Who?
Angelica: Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend, the Reptarland lady.
Tommy: [climbs out of the Reptar bed] That lady's not the princess, Angelica.
Chuckie: Yeah. I'm gonna get the real princess for my mommy.

Angelica: Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. How's my float coming along?
Coco LaBouche: Fabulous, we're just waiting for the matching ponies.
Angelica: And I still get the float if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries a princess instead of you, right?
Coco LaBouche: What?! Why do you ask?
Angelica: 'Cause, um... well, um... The Finster kid is planning on getting a princess for a mom... and let's face it, lady. You're no princess!
Coco LaBouche: Not a princess? Well! If the tiara fits, wear it.
Jean-Claude: Ooh, I smell trouble.

[while in the warehouse with Jean-Claude...]
Angelica: Mr. Yamahoochie was on TV, and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar, but she still needed a spiny man with a kid, [to Chuckie] so I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my on pony float, but she made the whole thing up! [pause; groans in frustration] I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her!
Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil & Lil: [gasp]
Chuckie: You did? But...
Dil: Bad yucky, bad!
Angelica: Now, pipe down, drooly!
Dil: [blows raspberry]
Tommy: Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica!
Angelica: I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie.

[in Notre Dame cathedral]
Betty: Seen one church, seen em' all. Wake me if you spot a hunchback.

Priest: If there be anyone who objects to this union, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.

Chuckie: I gots to be brave. I gots to be brave. [bursts in, screaming his version of "I object!"] No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Chaz: [in awe] Chuckie? He said his first word. He's talking!

Jean-Claude: [bursts in the church, being bruised up] Madame! [falls on the floor then gets up] Our kidnapping plot has failed!
Coco LaBouche: [to Chas] Ignore zat unemployed fool!
Chas: [angrily] Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were!
Angelica: [enters the church with Tommy, Phil, Lil, Dil, Kira, Kimi, Spike, and Fifi as Jean-Claude moves out of the way] Hey, lady! Looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all.
Coco LaBouche: Pretty flowers girls should be seen, not heard!
Mr. Yamaguchi: [rising from his seat] I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
Angelica: Okay. But, listen good. 'Cause I'm trying to tell you this story! That cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president!
Coco LaBouche: [enraged] Listen, you traitor--
Mr. Yamaguchi: Now, Ms. LaBouche. You are dismissed. [walks out of the church]
Coco LaBouche: Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche. Coco LaBouche fires others! Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar! [Tommy, Phil, and Lil step on her gown] Off ze gown, you revolting carpet mice! [knocks them off]
All: [gasping]
Angelica: Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies, except me!
[Coco scoffs and storms out of the church, but Angelica purposely steps on her dress and tears it.]
Jean-Claude: [in a sing-song voice] I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.
Coco LaBouche: [covers her butt, and walks backwards out of the church] Well, take a picture. Zis is the last time you will see Coco on her underpants! [throws down her wedding hat, turns around, sees people taking pictures of Coco's underpants and runs away, screaming in despair]
Jean-Claude: [Spike attacks him as he stumbles out of the church] Bad dog! Bad dog! [Spike pulls his boot off and chases him] Coco, wait!
Stu: Go get him, Spike.

Angelica: [pushing her way towards wedding cake] Hey, lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster?

[last lines]
Chuckie: Well, Tommy. I guess this is the way things are gonna be from now on.


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