Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

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Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (also known as The Rugrats Movie 2: Rugrats in Paris and Rugrats in Paris: The Movie-Rugrats II) is a 2000 Nickelodeon Movies film and the sequel to The Rugrats Movie that follows Chuckie Finster as he searches to find a new mother.

Directed by Stig Bergqvist and Paul Demeyer. Written by David N. Weiss.
France never had a chance! (taglines)

Charles Crandall Norbert "Chuckie" Finster, Jr.

  • It's like you always say, Tommy: "A baby's got to do what a baby's got to do!"
  • Over my dad's potty!

Coco LaBouche

  • What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get this show on the road! Tout de suite!
  • [to Dil] And how is this precious cupcake today? [Dil hits her on the nose with his rattle] Why you're just a lawsuit waiting to happen, aren't you?
  • Kira, remind me to immediate whoever wrote this hideous song!
  • [orders Jean-Claude to lock up babies away during her wedding with Chaz] Jean-Claude, takes those wretched dust mops away! I will not have them ruining my wedding day!
  • [to Kira] Burn zis moth-eaten plaything! I never wanted to see it again.


[First lines]
Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened while we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.
Dil Pickles: Binky! Bye bye.
Tommy Pickles: It made my brother cry. So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the bobfather."
Angelica Pickles: [eating a cookie, imposing as The Godfather] You come to me on the day of this wedding and ask me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry?
Tommy Pickles: Uh, no, Dil just wants a new binky.
Angelica Pickles: That's it? A binky? I don't get to squeeze no one's head of pull no one's hair?
Tommy Pickles: Uh, no.
Dil Pickles: Binky please.
Angelica Pickles: Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish. All right, kiss my ring. [Dil licks and drools on Angelica's ring] Eww! Go send the next one in and tell him to bring a sponge.
[Tommy and Dil leaves a room where Grandpa Lou and Lulu are celebrating their wedding. Boris is plays an accordion while everybody claps, Music starts to play while Chuckie tries to Dance]
Chuckie Finster: Nine, Eleven, eh, twenty...
Susie Carmichael: Chuckie, you're not supposed to look at your feet when you're dancing.
Chuckie Finster: But I'll see go to, Suzie. They just keep getting tangled up.
[Susie laughs. Phil and Lil try to crawl up to the wedding cake]
Lil DeVille: Faster, Philip, we got to get the peoples on top.
Phil DeVille: I got dibs on the feet.
Tommy Pickles: Phil, Lil, the Bobfather wants to see you now.
[Phil and Lil slides down a wedding cake]
Drew Pickles: I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
Charlotte Pickles: I can't Mother and merger at the same time. Besides she only saw a scene or 2. It can't had made an impression
[Phil and Lil talk to Angelica]
Lil DeVille: Uh, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib.
[Lil holds up the head of a rocking horse]
Angelica Pickles: Well, that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
Phil DeVille: So that's where I'd left 'em!
[Cut to the dancing room, Dil is on deck sucking on a disk while Tommy dances with his diaper sagging down, he quickly pulls it up]
Wedding DJ: 'N now let's give a warm of applauds to the number one newlyweds out of this weeks Top Ten Married Couples, Mister Lou and Lulu Pickles!
Lou Pickles: Come on, Lulu, let's show these whipper snappers have it's done!
Lulu Pickles: I didn't get these plastic hips for nothing.
[Lou and Lulu start to dance]
Betty DeVille: So, Chaz, buddy, you think you're ever tie the knot again? Cause I got a cousin whose looking. Big bones, board shoulders, and she eat her weight in cheese in cheese in one sitting.
Chaz Finster: Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives. So does dating. Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.
[Angelica talks to Chuckie]
Angelica Pickles: You're like family to me, Finster, name your wish.
Chuckie Finster: Um, um. Gosh, Bobfather, I don't know what to wish for.
Angelica Pickles: Just pick something already! [Chuckie picks his nose] I don't mean your nose!
[Susie comes in]
Susie Carmichael: Come on Chuckie, Grandpa Lou's throwing a Gardner.
[Susie, Chuckie and Angelica leave the room. Angelica sees the baby as a Bear Suit sucking on a binky]
Angelica Pickles: We'll take that binky. [snatches the binky from the baby and it begins to cry] There you go, Drooly.[Sticks binky in Dil's mouth] It fell off a truck.
Tommy Pickles: [satisfied] See Dilly, you've got your wish.

Angelica Pickles: [smugly] I already learned to parsee-boo Francie. That means "speak French."
Susie Carmichael: [speaking in French] I feel bad for the French people who will hear you. Goodbye.
Angelica Pickles: No-one likes a show-off, Susie.

Phil DeVille: [seeing Lil pushing a "hostess" button] Hey, I wanted to push the button, Lillian!
Lil DeVille: You want the button, Phillip? You can't handle the button!

Angelica Pickles: You babies are as dumb here as you are at home.
Dil Pickles: [after wetting himself] Wee, wee!
Angelica Pickles: 'Cept him. He's speaking French already.

[Angelica's lipstick goes out of control when she hears Chuckie]
Angelica Pickles: You want a princess to be your mom? What about Coco?
Tommy Pickles, Chuckie Finster, Phil and Lil DeVille: Who?
Angelica Pickles: Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend, the Reptarland lady.
Tommy Pickles: [climbs out of the Reptar bed] That lady's not the princess, Angelica.
Chuckie Finster: Yeah. I'm gonna get the real princess for my mommy.

Angelica Pickles: Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. How's my float coming along?
Coco LaBouche: Fabulous, we're just waiting for the matching ponies.
Angelica Pickles: And I still get the float if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries a princess instead of you, right?
Coco LaBouche: What?! Why do you ask?
Angelica Pickles: 'Cause, um...well, um...The Finster kid is planning on getting a princess for a mom...and let's face it, lady. You're no princess!
Coco LaBouche: Not a princess? Well! If the tiara fits, wear it.
Jean-Claude: Ooh, I smell trouble.

[while in the warehouse with Jean-Claude...]
Angelica: Mr. Yamahoochie was on TV, and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar, but she still needed a spiny man with a kid, [to Chuckie] so I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my on pony float, but she made the whole thing up! [pause; groans in frustration] I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her!
[Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil and Lil gasped]
Chuckie: You did? But...
Dil: Bad yucky, bad!
Angelica: Now, pipe down, drooly!
Dil: [blows raspberry]
Tommy: Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica!
Angelica: I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie.

[In the Notre Dame cathedral]
Betty: Seen one church, seen em' all. Wake me if you spot a hunchback.

Priest: If there be anyone who objects to this union, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
Chuckie: I gots to be brave. I gots to be brave. [bursts in screaming his version of "I object!"] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chaz: [in awe] Chuckie? He said his first word. He's talking!

Jean-Claude: [bursts in the church, being bruised up] Madame! [falls on the floor then gets up] Our kidnapping plot has failed!
Coco LaBouche: [to Chas] Ignore zat unemployed fool!
Chas: [angrily] Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were!
Angelica: [enters the church with Tommy, Phil, Lil, Dil, Kira, Kimi, Spike, and Fifi as Jean-Claude moves out of the way] Hey, lady! Looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all.
Coco LaBouche: Pretty flower girls should be seen, not heard!
Mr. Yamaguchi: [rising from his seat] I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
Angelica: Okay. But, listen good. 'Cause I'm tired of telling this story! That cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president!
Coco LaBouche: [enraged] Listen, you traitor-
Mr. Yamaguchi: Now, Ms. LaBouche. You are dismissed. [walks out of the church]
Coco LaBouche: [shocked] Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche. Coco LaBouche fires others! Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar! [Tommy, Phil, and Lil step on her gown] Off ze gown, you revolting carpet mice! [knocks them off]
[Everyone gasps]
Angelica: Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies, except me!
[Coco scoffs and storms out of the church, but Angelica purposely steps on her dress and tears it]
Jean-Claude: [in a sing-song voice] I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.
Coco LaBouche: [covers her butt, and walks backwards out of the church] Well, take a picture. Zis is the last time you will see Coco on her underpants! [throws down her wedding hat, turns around, sees people taking pictures of Coco's underpants and runs away, screaming in despair]
Jean-Claude: [Spike attacks him as he stumbles out of the church] Bad dog! Bad dog! [Spike pulls his boot off and chases him] Coco, wait!
Stu: Go get him, Spike!

[Last lines]
Angelica Pickles: [pushes her way towards Wedding Cake] Hey, lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster? Cynthia that frosting flower has our name bitten all over it.
[The Rugrats are on the table eating the cake]
Angelica Pickles: Who do you babies think you are?
Tommy Pickles: Well, I'm Tommy and this is Lil.
Phil DeVille: And she calls us dumb.
Angelica Pickles: Give me that cake right now!
[Angelica gets hit with cake]
Tommy Pickles: Good throw, Dilly.
Angelica Pickles: That's it, prepare to meet your caker!
[Tommy gets hit with cake]
Chuckie Finster: Hey, guys, what you're doing?
[Chuckie gets hit with cake and a food fight starts]
Phil DeVille: Hey, Susie! [grunts]
[Susie gasps. Susie duck the cake and Angelica gets hit with cake. Phil and Lil tug of war the cake and Phil gets hit with cake. Dil toss the cake and Kimi throwing the cake, Boris gets hit in the back of the head with cake and Grandpa Lou laughs, Boris hits grandpa with cake Drew falls the cake and Chas and Kira gets hit with cake. Chas and Kira laughs. Kimi and Chuckie throws the cake. Betty gets hit with cake and Howard laughs. Everyone starts to throw cake at each other]
Kimi and Chuckie Finster: Whee!
Chuckie Finster: Well, Tommy, I guess this is the way things are going to be from now on.


  • France never had a chance!



Teaser Trailer

Chuckie: Hold on, guys. I got a wedgie.
Narrator: Rugrats in Paris: The Movie.
Chuckie: Here we go!
Narrator: The Rugrats are going to Paris and Paris will never be the same. Rugrats in Paris: The Movie.
Angelica: You're just as dumb over sneezed as you are at home.
[she falls over]
Phil: Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bread.
[a yellow background appears with the "Thanksgiving 2000. In theatres everywhere" text and Paramount Pictures print logo, Nickelodeon Movies print logo, and Klasky Csupo print logo]
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