Sisters (2015 film)

Sisters is a 2015 American comedy film directed by Jason Moore and written by Paula Pell. The film was released on December 18, 2015 by Universal Pictures.

Kate Ellis

• You're so full of shit, I'm gonna buy you Pull-Ups.

• What fresh fuckery is this?

• Get your peanut butter out of my sister's chocolate.

• I'm not a hothead, I'm brassy!

• [the sisters have visited their parents uninvited only to realize that they are otherwise engaged] Did we just cock block our parents?

Maura Ellis

• [the sisters are clothes shopping for the party] We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.

• Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, Tom Hanks.

• Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only.

Other

• James: Is it past the tutu?

• Brinda: Everyone say a non-denominational prayer to yourselves.

• Tattooed Bodybuilder: My safe word is "keep going".

Dialogue

Kate Ellis: Do you have any kids?

Tattooed Bodybuilder: I'm sure I do.

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Old Patient: I don't need lotion in there!

Maura Ellis: Ssshh. Think you NEED lotion in there.

Cast

• Tina Fey - Kate Ellis
• Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
• Maya Rudolph - Brinda
• Ike Barinholtz - James
• Dianne Wiest - Deana Ellis
• James Brolin - Bucky Ellis
• John Cena - Pazuzu
• Madison Davenport - Hayley
• John Leguizamo - Dave
• Bobby Moynihan - Alex
• Rachel Dratch - Kelly
• Brian d'Arcy James - Jerry
• Chris Parnell - Phil
• Paula Pell - Dana
• Jon Glaser - Dan
• Dan Byrd - Patrick Campbell
• Greta Lee - Hae Won
• Santino Fontana - Mr. Geernt
• Britt Lower - Mrs. Geernt
• Adrian Martinez - Officer Harris
• Kate McKinnon - Sam
• Renée Elise Goldsberry -Kim