Sisters (2015 film)
Sisters is a 2015 American comedy film directed by Jason Moore and written by Paula Pell. The film was released on December 18, 2015 by Universal Pictures.
Kate Ellis
[edit]- You’re so full of shit, I’m gonna buy you Pull-Ups.
- What fresh fuckery is this?
- Get your peanut butter out of my sister’s chocolate.
- I'm not a hothead, I’m brassy!
- (the sisters have visited their parents uninvited only to realize that they are otherwise engaged) Did we just cock block our parents?
Maura Ellis
[edit]- (the sisters are clothes shopping for the party) We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.
- Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, Tom Hanks.
- Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only.
Other
[edit]- James: Is it past the tutu?
- Brinda: Everyone say a non-denominational prayer to yourselves.
- Tattooed Bodybuilder: My safe word is “keep going”.
Dialogue
[edit]- Kate Ellis: Do you have any kids?
- Tattooed Bodybuilder: I’m sure I do.
- Old Patient: I don’t need lotion in there!
- Maura Ellis: Ssshh. Think you NEED lotion in there.
Cast
[edit]- Tina Fey as Kate Ellis
- Amy Poehler as Maura Ellis
- Maya Rudolph as Brinda
- Ike Barinholtz as James
- Dianne Wiest as Deana Ellis
- James Brolin as Bucky Ellis
- John Cena as Pazuzu
- Madison Davenport as Hayley
- John Leguizamo as Dave
- Bobby Moynihan as Alex
- Rachel Dratch as Kelly
- Brian d'Arcy James as Jerry
- Chris Parnell as Phil
- Paula Pell as Dana
- Jon Glaser as Dan
- Dan Byrd as Patrick Campbell
- Greta Lee as Hae Won
- Santino Fontana as Mr. Geernt
- Britt Lower as Mrs. Geernt
- Adrian Martinez as Officer Harris
- Kate McKinnon as Sam
- Renée Elise Goldsberry as Kim
