Smokey and the Bandit Part 3

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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983) is the sequel to Smokey and the Bandit and Smokey and the Bandit II.  With a budget of a television movie, many action and comedic scenes are rehashes of scenes from the previous two Smokey and the Bandit films.

Written by Stuart Birnbaum and David Dashey, and directed by Dick Lowry.
Pull out the stops.  To heck with the cops.  Someone's making out like a bandit.  (taglines)

Buford T. Justice[edit]

  • Follow that sum bitch.
  • Junior, retirement is cat shit.
  • [talking about Junior]  He's dumb…but a loveable shit.
  • Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys.
  • I've said it before and I'll say it again.  There is no way, no way that you could come from my lions.  Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.
  • [yelling at Junior]  Will you get away from me, you shit?

Cledus Snow[edit]

  • I'm going to be the bandit!  I get to wear the hat and drive the car!  I love this!  Gimme the car!
  • I get to be the bandit?  I don't have to drive the truck, don't have to haul anything but my ass?

Other[edit]

  • Dusty Trails:  Hey, Cledus, you forgot the mustard.

Dialogue[edit]

Buford T. Justice:  I gotcha!
The Real Bandit:  Hello, Buford.  Well, you caught me with my pants down.
Buford T. Justice:  I did?
The Real Bandit:  That's a…figure of speech.

Buford T. Justice:  [sees the girl's breasts]  Oof!
Girl at Picnic:  What's wrong, Sheriff?
Buford T. Justice:  I haven't seen anything like that since I was a little baby.

Little Enos:  I'd like to kick your ass.
Buford T. Justice:  You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.

Little Enos:  Daddy, we just walked past a Penicillin dispenser.
Big Enos Burdette:  I feel like the guest of honor at a crab's convention.

Junior:  Does this mean I won't be your little tick turd anymore?
Buford T. Justice:  Son, you'll always be my tick turd.

Dusty Trails:  Is it just me or are you slowing down?
Cledus Snow:  Maybe.  Think of it this way, what good is the roadrunner without the coyote?  What good would the fox be without the hound?  What good is the Bandit without the Smokey?

Nudist Female:  If you want to stay, Sheriff, you've got to take your clothes off.
Buford T. Justice:  I don't even take my clothes off in front of my good wife, Wilhelmina.
Nudists:  Awwwww.

Junior:  Daddy, my face is all white.
Buford T. Justice:  Well, put a little lipstick on, I'll drop you off at a gay bar.

Buford T. Justice:  That is why you gotta have a sixth sense.
Junior:  I'd rather have a dime.

Taglines[edit]

  • Pull out the stops.  To heck with the cops.  Someone's making out like a bandit.
  • Smokey's Back!  And The Bandit is at it again!

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

Wikipedia