Something Narwhal This Way Comes/C.H.U.M.S.

Something Narwhal This Way Comes/C.H.U.M.S. is an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants from season 13. In this episode, Narwhals Nobby and Marlene come to SpongeBob SquarePants' house for a visit; Plankton finds an unlikely ally in the sewers, which is the Chum army (Collective Hive Under Master) who calls him master.

Something Narwhal This Way Comes [13.4a]

Plankton: [thunderclap] Sure! I can get rid of those nearwhal nimrods for ya. [chuckles] Their stupid family has being feuding with my stupid family for years!

Narlene: Oh, I've seen it. Them Plankton sure know how to hold a grudge! [Her, Nobby, and Plankton agree]

Plankton: Ah! [pulls up an old phone and spins the handle]

[The next scene shows Clem sleeping next to the phone ringing until he wakes up scared and answers the phone.]

Clem: How do?

Plankton: [terrified yelling] Nearwhals!

Plankton's cousins: Nearwhals? Nearwhals? Nearwhals? Feud!

Plankton: Voilà! Hm, huh?[Plankton's cousins come out of the phone and walk on him, SpongeBob, Narlene and Nobby hide behind a rock]

Plankton's cousins: Get them nearwhals!

Nearwhal: [dancing until he sees the plankton] Huh? [Plankton jumps and start biting them]

Ma Angler (Plankton): Consagrn nearwhals! [plankton start biting the nearwhal] Give 'em the itch, plankton! [they start biting the nearwhals]

C.H.U.M.S. [13.4b]

SpongeBob: [The F.U.N. song starts playing on his headphones and splashes the windows with soap. He grabs the hose and it spins him around] Whoa, whoa! [Spraying the water to the soap in the letters] F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! [Sprays water inside him and he inflates to the third window and sprays out water to make an N] N is for anywhere and anytime at all! [point the hose up]

Plankton: Eh? [the hose water splashes him and turns into a hand and slaps him.]

SpongeBob: Down here in the deep blue sea!

Plankton: [falls and tries to swim back up from the hose water but he falls into the sewer] Aah![Plankton comes out of a faucet and lands on Bubble Bass' toothbrush] Ooh!

Bubble Bass' mom: Bubble Bass! Are you brushing your teeth?

Bubble Bass: Yes, mother! Ugh.

Plankton: [Smells Bubble Bass' breath and gags. Bubble Bass starts to brush his teeth] Oh, no.

Bubble Bass: [While brushing his teeth, Plankton is grunting inside. He brushes his tongue, and his teeth and spits out. His teeth are then shiny.]

Plankton: [falls down the drain until he ends up in a sewer] Yuck! This place is filthier than the bathroom in my own paternity house. Time to get outta here! [The sewer starts shaking] Aaah! Terrified, mind blank, possible wetting pants! Wait, I don't wear pants. Oh, lucky me! [an alligator appears behind him and Plankton whimpers until a group of chum scare it away] That's right, you better run! [looks behind him] Huh? [The C.H.U.M.S appear] Terror double ! Please, I'll do whatever you say! Just down hurt me! [Starts crying]

C.H.U.M. Leader: [bows down] We would never hurt the master! [The other C.H.U.M.S. bow down along with the leader]

Plankton: Wait, what now?

C.H.U.M. Leader: We are praising you, the master creator! [They and the other C.H.U.M.S bow down]