SpongeBob SquarePants/Season 13

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Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 (Main) | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral / The Patrick Star Show


SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

Episode 1[edit]

A Place for Pets (1.1)[edit]

Mr. Krabs: Squidward?
Squidward: Yes, Mr.- achoo! Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Why don't all these new pets have patties in front of them, I'm running a business, not a showdown.

Lockdown for Love (1.2)[edit]

Karen: Ah, I'm floating on air! A balloon ride, a candle-light dinner, and our wedding song is playing! Oh, this day is perfect.
Plankton: No, you're perfect, Karen. You're the best computer wife a copepod ever could have! [types on keyboard] Bon-bon?
Karen: Oh, I shouldn't.

Episode 2[edit]

Under the Small Top (2.1)[edit]

Mailman: Nope, No Packages, Sorry to Disappoint You, SpongeBob.

Squidward's Sick Daze (2.2)[edit]

SpongeBob: ACUTE SPOTTING SCLOROBITIS?!

Episode 3[edit]

Goofy Scoopers (3.1)[edit]

French Narrator: Zee Next Morning

Goofy Goober Manager: The Kids Want a New Sound.
SpongeBob and Patrick: A NEW SOUND?!

Goofy Goober Manager: Say Hello to DJ 2 Sc00pz!
SpongeBob: Patrick, Stop with all of this Womps-Womps and Wups-Wups!

Clem: Get me out of this crazy circus, i'm terrified of clowns [a scary clown appears when he opens a tent]

Pat the Dog (3.2)[edit]

Episode 4[edit]

Something Narwhal This Way Comes (4.1)[edit]

Narlene Narwhal: What's the Bad News?

C.H.U.M.S (4.2)[edit]

Plankton: Today the Formula, Tommorow the World!

SpongeBob's Road To Christmas (Episode 5)[edit]

SpongeBob: [Chuckles] Look at That, Gary. It's the Present I Left For Santa Last Christmas, Is'nt That Nice? THE PRESENT I LEFT FOR SANTA LAST CHRISTMAS?!: He Never Got it, Oh... My Present is to Santa 212 Days Late. [Crying] Late, It's a Tradegy. I Can't Go On, [Crying] Nope, I'll Go On, BUT I CAN'T GO ON! [Continues Crying]

Episode 6[edit]

Potato Puff (6.1)[edit]

SpongeBob: See You Tommorow, Mrs. Puff!

Mrs. Puff: Where is That Music Coming From?

Mrs. Puff: Now i Can Catch up On my Stories

Mrs. Puff: [She Looks at the Window, Bikini Bottom Is Destroyed and Caught on Fire, the Anchor, the lighthouse, the Helicopter All Go Down, Cuts Back to Mrs.Puff] Um, SpongeBob? GAH, Hello?

Baby: I'm Getting To Old For This... [He Carries Her Parents and Rube While The Thugs Crash into the Dynamite Factory]

[A Potato is Cutted and Peeled off, cut in half, splats through the wall, the wig lands on it, the gravy truck gets knocked over, and it is covered on it, spongebob gets off the seat]
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, You've Been Mashed! [Cries in Hysteric, Takes his eyes out, blows them and puts them back, continues wailing, but then mrs. puff returned]

There Will Be Grease! (6.2)[edit]

Mrs.Puff: Your Grease Gave Me The PINKEYE!

Episode 7[edit]

The Big Bad Bubble Bass (7.1)[edit]

Sea-Man Sponge Haters Club (7.2)[edit]

Mrs.Puff: [gasps] I'm Not Here!

Episode 8[edit]

Food PBBFT! Truck (8.1)[edit]

Bert: I Can't Understand your Accent [Raspberry]

Upturn Girls (8.2)[edit]

Pearl: Narlene, That's Lady Upturn!

Narlene: Well, if the Shoe fits.

Episode 9[edit]

Say 'Awww!' (9.1)[edit]

Patrick The Mailman (9.2)[edit]

Episode 10[edit]

Captain Pipsqueak (10.1)[edit]

Rock Alone (10.2)[edit]

Unscheduled Episodes[edit]

The Krusty House[edit]

I, Sandroid[edit]

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