SpongeBob SquarePants/Season 12

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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

Episode 1[edit]

FarmerBob (1.1)[edit]

  • Aliens: Thank you kindly for inviting us, old timer. Well, we're off to destroy the universe. Yee-haw!
  • Old Man Jenkins: Y'all come back and invade any time.
  • SpongeBob: Annihilate safely.

Gary & Spot (1.2)[edit]

  • [Gary eats trash out of a garbage can]
  • Sandy: It may not look like much to you and me, but this here is four-star dining to a snail!

Episode 2[edit]

The Nitwitting (2.1)[edit]

Patrick: Okay, thanks, buddy. I'm going to my club meeting now.
SpongeBob: What's your club, hmm?
Patrick: Uh, it's the Empty Head Society. It's a place where guys like me can give their... [reading off a card] ..."Powerful intellects" a much-needed rest.

The Ballad of Filthy Muck (2.2)[edit]

  • Old Man Jenkins: Boo! I can't smell, but you two stink!

Episode 3[edit]

The Krusty Slammer (3.1)[edit]

  • [Plankton has finished painting an insulting message on the Krusty Krab]
  • Police officer: Hey, you! You're under arrest.
  • Plankton: Arrest? For what? I didn't even steal anything this time.
  • Mr. Krabs: Vandalism's a crime, too! You've been caught red-handed, Plankton.

Pineapple RV (3.2)[edit]

Episode 4[edit]

Gary's Got Legs (4.1)[edit]

  • Mr. Krabs: Where the halibut is SpongeBob?
  • Squidward: Maybe he quit? Or got hit by a bus? [excited] Or caught a terminal disease!

King Plankton (4.2)[edit]

  • [The Chum Bucket's hand picks the bucket up and throws it away]
  • SpongeBob: Bye, sea chimps! Have a good flight! It was so nice of you to help relocate the sea chimps, Plankton. You rule!
  • Plankton: Not today, SpongeBob. Not today. [puts on crown] But... someday! [laughs; Patrick eats him and burps out the crown]

Episode 5[edit]

Plankton's Old Chum (5.1)[edit]

  • SpongeBob: Lights, please. [a spotlight shines on SpongeBob] And lo, there was chum. A food that turned from revolting to festive by magical thinking. And the goodwill of chum clogged the hearts of fish kind and ushered in a new—[chum is thrown at him]

Stormy Weather (5.2)[edit]

  • Gale Doppler: You know, everybody complains about the weather, but my next guests actually do something about it. Did you two always want to be storm clouds? [the storm clouds blow Gale away]

Episode 6[edit]

Swamp Mates (6.1)[edit]

One Trick Sponge (6.2)[edit]

Episode 7[edit]

The Krusty Bucket (7.1)[edit]

  • [PlanKrab leaves the Krusty Krab]
  • Plankton: All right, Two-Face, what's the big idea? What have you been doing all this time?!
  • PlanKrab: Oh, nothing much-erer. Just stealin' the formuler-erer... [shows Plankton the formula]
  • Plankton: Uh-whaaaa?
  • PlanKrab: Taking over this restaurant-erer...
  • SpongeBob and Squidward: Hooray for PlanKrab! He's the best boss ever!
  • PlanKrab: And kicking Krabs out on his booty-erererer! [points to Mr. Krabs looking through the window and crying]

Squid's on a Bus (7.2)[edit]

  • [SpongeBob enters the bus that Squidward is driving]
  • SpongeBob: It's you! I've always dreamed one day I'd board a bus and see you driving it.
  • Squidward: Why am I in that dream?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, you're in all my dreams.

Episode 8[edit]

Sandy's Nutty Nieces (8.1)[edit]

Sandy: I tried to tell ya the first rule of babysitting my nieces.
SpongeBob: What's that?
Sandy: Don't babysit my nieces!

Insecurity Guards (8.2)[edit]

  • [Squidward shows his painting to an art critic]
  • Squidward: Well, what do you think? Do you love it?
  • Art critic: Mr. Tentacles, I simply cannot express my true feelings about your work.
  • Squidward: Yes, I realize my artistic brilliance can be overwhelming.
  • Art critic: Quite frankly... It stinks!

Episode 9[edit]

Broken Alarm (9.1)[edit]

Karen's Baby (9.2)[edit]

Episode 10[edit]

Shell Games (10.1)[edit]

Senior Discount (10.2)[edit]

Mr. Krabs: And he don't buy nothin' else neither. He just makes that disgustin' condiment soup and listens to his radio, all for free. [Old Man Jenkins bangs on the radio to turn it on and sips on his "condiment soup"] And anytime someone says somethin' to him, it's always the same response...
Frankie Billy: Excuse me, could you turn the volume down on your soup?
Old Man Jenkins: Respect your elders! [hits Frankie Billy on the head]
Frankie Billy: Yes, sir! Sorry, sir! [runs off crying]

Episode 11[edit]

Mind the Gap (11.1)[edit]

Dirty Bubble Returns (11.2)[edit]

Episode 12[edit]

Jolly Lodgers (12.1)[edit]

Biddy Sitting (12.2)[edit]

SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout (Episodes 13–14)[edit]

  • SpongeBob: (after the bus is refilled with water) Yeesh, I thought this was my birthday, not my death day! (He laughs. Patrick looks disturbed)

Episode 15[edit]

SpongeBob in RandomLand (15.1)[edit]

SpongeBob's Bad Habit (15.2)[edit]

  • [customers in the Krusty Krab are eating slowly, and making noises while doing so, which gets Squidward more and more angry with each noise. A customer burps which pushes Squidward to his breaking point]
  • Squidward: AAAH! ANOTHER ROTTEN DAY AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!

Episode 16[edit]

Handemonium (16.1)[edit]

Breakin' (16.2)[edit]

Episode 17[edit]

Boss for a Day (17.1)[edit]

The Goofy Newbie (17.2)[edit]

Episode 18[edit]

The Ghost of Plankton (18.1)[edit]

My Two Krabses (18.2)[edit]

Episode 19[edit]

Knock Knock, Who's There? (19.1)[edit]

Pat Hearts Squid (19.2)[edit]

Episode 20[edit]

Lighthouse Louie (20.1)[edit]

Hiccup Plague (20.2)[edit]

Episode 21[edit]

A Cabin in the Kelp (21.1)[edit]

The Hankering (21.2)[edit]

Episode 22[edit]

Who R Zoo? (22.1)[edit]

The Kwarantined Krab (22.2)[edit]

Episode 23[edit]

Plankton's Intern (23.1)[edit]

Patrick's Tantrum (23.2)[edit]

Episode 24[edit]

Bubble Bass's Tab (24.1)[edit]

Kooky Cooks (24.2)[edit]

Escape From Glove World (Episode 25)[edit]

Episode 26[edit]

Krusty Koncessionaires (26.1)[edit]

Dream Hoppers (26.2)[edit]

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