The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie is a 2004 animated film based on the Nickelodeon television series SpongeBob SquarePants, on November 19, 2004. The film's two protagonists, as in the TV series, are SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star who embark on a journey to save King Neptune's crown and rescue Bikini Bottom from the evil clutches of Sheldon J. Plankton.


  • [speaking into a microphone] But that's OK. (Plankton: Huh? What's going on?) Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I've made it to Shell City, I've beaten the Cyclops, I've rode Hasselhoff, and I've brought the crown back!
  • [repeated line; walking to the grand opening ceremony of the Krusty Krab 2] I'm ready, promotion!


[On a look-out post of a ship, a pirate looks through a telescope. He moves upward to get a better look at something]
[Through the telescope, another pirate rows a dinghy with a treasure chest on it]
Pirate: [first lines] I got it! I got it! I got it!
Pirate: Dinghy ahoy. [tells the other pirates] Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow!
Pirate: Dinghy off the port bow!
[Other pirates say "Dinghy off the port bow". Meanwhile, another pirate knocks on a door]
Pirate: Captain, dinghy off the…
[Opening the door, the captain, another pirate, slams it into his face]
Captain Bart: Dinghy.
[The captain motions for his friends to get the pirate and the chest off the dinghy and on the ship]
Pirate: I got it! I got it.
Captain Bart: Where is it?
Pirate: It's right here, captain.
[The pirate opens the chest and gold light shines. The captain looks amazed]
Captain Bart: I never thought I'd seen it with me own eye. [takes out tickets] Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!
[The pirates cheer]

SpongeBob: [after his best friend, Patrick, congratulates him for becoming the new manager of the Krusty Krab 2] Thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're going to party 'till we're purple!
Patrick: I love being purple!

Goofy Goober: [singing] Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
You're a goofy goober yeah!
We're all goofy goobers yeah!
Goofy, goofy, goofy goobers yeah!

SpongeBob: [seemingly drunk on ice cream] This next song goes out to my best friends in the whole world: Patrick and this big peanut guy! It's a little ditty called...
SpongeBob and Patrick: WAITER!

Mr. Krabs: "I stole your crown, signed [eyes widen] EUGENE KRABS"?!
King Neptune: Relinquish the royal crown to me AT ONCE! [points his burning trident at Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: But, this is crazy! I didn't do it!
Answering Machine: [with Krabs' voice] Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs! Leave a message.
Clay: Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to? Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown.
[Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play]
Clay: I sold it to a guy in Shell City and, uh, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown…
[Krabs rips the phone from the cord but the phone still works for a brief moment]
Clay: …which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.
Mr. Krabs: Eh-heh-heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
King Neptune: My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! [screams]
Plankton: [appears on the other end of the phone] Plan Z, I love Plan Z!

King Neptune: My hair is thinning a bit...
SpongeBob: Oh, your highness , I'm sure it's not that noticab-- [Neptune takes off the paper bag from his head revealing an insanely blinding glow] --aaald! Bald! Bald!
Crowd of People: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
Fred: [eyes sizzling] My eyes!
King Neptune: [puts the bag back on] All right, all right.
SpongeBob: Uh... King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
King Neptune: You go to Shell City?! [his eyes bulge out of his head as he laughs, then goes back to normal] No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned! You're just a kid.

King Neptune: And as for you, I'll be back with my crown in exactly 10 days!
Patrick: He can do it in 9!
King Neptune: 8!
Patrick: 7!
King Neptune: 6!
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: Patrick! [tackle Patrick]
King Neptune: 6 it is then!
[Mr. Krabs chokes Patrick]
Patrick: 5...
SpongeBob: Patrick, shush!
King Neptune: Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! [points his trident at Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: No, wait, I'm begging you! [Neptune freezes him]
Squidward: Who turned on the A.C.? Aah! Mr. Krabs! [knocks on Krabs three times] Oh, no! This is terrible! Who's going to sign my paycheck?
King Neptune: Come along, Mindy.
[Mindy talks with SpongeBob and Patrick]
Mindy: Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There is crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city, and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you. Because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!
Patrick: [infatuated] She's pretty, SpongeBob.
Mindy: [shows SpongeBob and Patrick a bag] Here, take this.
SpongeBob: What's in here? [opens the bag and wind blows into his face]
Mindy: It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
Patrick: You're hot.
Mindy: Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.

Floyd: What are you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
Patrick: Kids?!
SpongeBob: Now, Patrick. For your information, we're not kids, we're men, and we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
Floyd and Lloyd: Shell City?!
Lloyd: Isn't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?
SpongeBob: That's right.

Victor: HEY!!! Who blew this bubble?! [to all his fellow thugs] You all know the rules!
Thugs: [in unison] All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
Victor: That's right! So, who blew it?! [from inside the bathroom, SpongeBob and Patrick frantically popped all the bubbles] So, nobody knows?
Thug: Maybe it was...
Victor: SHUT UP!!

Squidward: Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.

Patrick: [driving] Hey look, free ice cream! [turns sharp left]
SpongeBob: Oh, boy! [runs out through boneyard to get ice cream]
Patrick: [to a skull on the ground] How you doing? [suddenly looks alarmed] Wait a minute. Wait a minute! SPONGEBOB!!
SpongeBob: Yeah?
Patrick: Make mine a chocolate!

SpongeBob: What kind of old lady are you?! Eww!
[A monstrous frogfish reveals itself from the ground. SpongeBob screams and bites off the old lady's left arm, falls down]
Patrick: [catches SpongeBob in the Patty Wagon] Did you get the ice cream?
[The frogfish roars]

SpongeBob: Oh, my gosh! Look, Patrick, Plankton's turned everybody in Bikini Bottom into slaves! Squidward...Sandy...Mrs. Puff... [gasps] Even Gary!
Gary: [mind controlled] Meow, Plankton.

Mindy: [after making SpongeBob and Patrick into "men"] So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?!
SpongeBob and Patrick: HECK YEAH!
Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?
SpongeBob and Patrick: HECK NO!
Mindy: And why?
SpongeBob and Patrick: BECAUSE WE'RE INVINCIBLE! [they jump off a cliff]
Mindy: [yelling down to them] I NEVER SAID THAT!

[As Dennis goes to stomp on SpongeBob and Patrick with a spiked sole, an extremely large boot stomps on top of him]
Patrick: Bigger boot!
[Patrick tries to run away but SpongeBob stops him]
SpongeBob: Wait, Pat, this bigger boot saved our lives.
Patrick: Yay!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Thank you, stranger!
[They look up to see the Cyclops, a giant scuba diver-like monster, breathing heavily]
SpongeBob: Uh, stranger?
[The Cyclops looks down at them with his hands open]
SpongeBob: It's the Cyclops!
[The duo run off as the Cyclops slowly walks, chasing them]

[At Shell City, the Cyclops has put SpongeBob and Patrick in a fish bowl. The duo turns around and spots him, then scream as then run wildly as the Cyclops laughs maniacally, and they hit the walls of the glass bowl. Then they bumped into each other as the Cyclops walks off]
SpongeBob: What's he going to do with us?
[The Cyclops picks up a toolbox]
SpongeBob: Oh, no! He's going for his evil instruments of torture!
[The Cyclops pulls out a bottle of glue and a jar, containing google-eyes]
SpongeBob: Glue? Google-eyes? [whimpering]

SpongeBob: [as the Cyclops puts him and Patrick on a table under a lamp] The heat is so intense from this lamp, that I can't move.
Patrick: Tell me about it.
[The Cyclops laughs maniacally, pumps his fists, takes out a book, and walks to the bathroom]

[As the lamp dries up SpongeBob and Patrick, leaving a heart-shaped tear, the pirates cry]
Captain Bart: [sobbing] That's it. The end of SpongeBob. [hugs a pirate] Come here, you!
[A parrot flies over and lands on the captain's shoulder]
Parrot: [squawking] Shut up, and look at the screen!
Captain Bart: [looks at the screen] Argh! The bird's right. Look! It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers!
[The heart-shaped tear, due to the two tears, come together to form a big tear. It drops down to a cord. The tear pokes through the outlet, causing it to spark. The light from the heat lamp turns off, and smoke rises to a sprinkler. More sprinklers spray water around the room, the spraying water brings the dried-up SpongeBob and Patrick back to life]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [gasping, breathing]
SpongeBob: Hey, we're alive!
Pirates and Crowd: [cheering]
SpongeBob: Let's get that crown!
Patrick: Right!
[The duo grabs hold of the crown]
SpongeBob: On 3, Patrick. Ready? 1, 2, 3! [the crown lifts] Hey, it's lighter that I thought. Whoa!
[The Cyclops is actually holding it by the top, causing SpongeBob and Patrick to scream]
Cyclops: [pumping a fist] Roar!
[Suddenly, the gift shop starts to shake like an earthquake]
All: Huh?
[Knick-knack seahorses tremble]
Cyclops: Huh?
[As the modeled creatures begin to tremble and shake, the Cyclops looks around]
Patrick: What's happening?
SpongeBob: I don't know! [suddenly surprised] Look!
[All around the room, the creatures come to life, each one at a time, even three fishes playing Mariachi instruments who play Jarabe Tapatio]
Cyclops: [looking around] Huh? What? Huh?
[As the Cyclops watch more creatures come to life, they growl angrily at him. A lobster taps on the Cyclops's shoulder, giving his attention]
Cyclops: [turning to face it] Huh?
[From the Cyclops's point of view, the lobster reveals the glue bottle and jar of google-eyes]
Cyclops: Uh-oh.
[The lobster squirts glue into the Cyclops's eye]
Cyclops: [falling back] Whoa!!!! [collapses hard on the floor]
[The creatures leap and fall to attack him. The Mariachi Band fish shrug as if saying "Oh well", then continue playing. The Cyclops is pinned down to the floor as the creatures beat him up. The Cyclops tries to get up, but more creatures keep him down. SpongeBob and Patrick escape Shell City with the crown on the beach]
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick! Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. [sets the crown aside] Do you still have that bag of winds?
Patrick: [shows a lump on his rear] I sure do!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughing]
Patrick: [pulls out the bag] Here you go.
[SpongeBob is confused]
SpongeBob: Umm...
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob: Nothing, nothing. [pulls out the instructions for the bag] OK, let's go over the instructions. Let's see, it says here: "Step 1: Point bag away from home."
Patrick: [obeys] OK.
SpongeBob: "Step 2: Plant feet firmly on the ground."
Patrick: [obeys again] Right.
SpongeBob: "Step 3: Remove string from the bag, releasing the winds."
Patrick: [obeys once more] Check.
[The bag zips off]
SpongeBob: Well, that seems simple enough. [reads the instructions again while Patrick looks around, searching for the bag] "Point bag away from home, feet firmly on the ground, pull string, releasing the winds." Alright, let's do it for real. [Patrick spots something with bug-eyes]
Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob? [points]
[The bag is blowing away. SpongeBob gasps as he and Patrick chase it]
SpongeBob: No, no, stop!
Patrick: I was bad! I'm sorry! Please, bag, I'm sorry! I just thought... It was a mistake!
[The bag flies up to the sky, then lands in the water]
[The duo is stranded on the beach looking sad]
SpongeBob: Oh, no! How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
[From the distance, a man's voice is heard]
Man: I can take you there.
[It's David Hasselhoff, wearing red swim-trunks, running in slow-motion. He stops near SpongeBob and Patrick who look up at him]
SpongeBob: Who are you?
David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff.
SpongeBob and Patrick: [joyfully] Hooray!
SpongeBob: Um, so where's your boat?
Hasselhoff: "Boat?" [laughing]
[Later, Hasselhoff swims on the water with SpongeBob, Patrick and the crown on his back]
SpongeBob: Go, Hasselhoff!
Patrick: Next stop, Bikini Bottom!

[On the surface, Hasselhoff, with SpongeBob, Patrick and the crown still on his back, zooms across the water like a speedboat]
[A fisherman startles as he falls off his boat after seeing Hasselhoff]
[Hasselhoff smirks]
SpongeBob: Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now!
Patrick: [spots something] Huh? [points] Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
[A figure zooms toward Hasselhoff]
SpongeBob: [narrowing his eyes] It looks like…
[It's the Cyclops's boot]
SpongeBob: Bigger boot. But how?
[The boot stops behind Hasselhoff's foot then lifts upright revealing a green smudged smear, much like Plankton earlier when SpongeBob stepped on him, on the sole]
[From it, Dennis emerges with his clothes torn and ragged, his sunglasses broken, and his teeth jagged. SpongeBob and Patrick cower in fear]
SpongeBob: Aah! Dennis!
Dennis: Did you miss me?

[On the surface]
Dennis: [looming over SpongeBob and Patrick while taking off his broken sunglasses] Now where were we?
SpongeBob: Patrick, run!
Patrick: No, I'm tired of running. [preparing to fight Dennis] If we run now, we'll never stop!
[Dennis slaps Patrick, sending him flying to Hasselhoff's left foot]
Patrick: Run, SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob screams as he runs under Dennis then slides down Hasselhoff's rear, which Dennis stabs with his knife]
Hasselhoff: Ooh! Take it easy back there, fellas.
[SpongeBob avoids Dennis on Hasselhoff's right leg]
Patrick: SpongeBob, be careful!
Dennis: Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.
SpongeBob: [jumping towards Hasselhoff's left leg in slow-motion] Never! [reaches the other side] Yeah, I did it!
[Suddenly, Dennis is on the other side behind him!]
Dennis: You got guts, kid.
[SpongeBob yelps]
Dennis: Too bad I got to rip them out of you!
SpongeBob: Uh, I don't know what Plankton's paying you, [takes out a pile of Goober Dollars] but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while.
Dennis: [swipes the dollars] It's going to take a lot more than 5... [looks at the dollars] What is this?
SpongeBob: Uh, that, sir, is 5 Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober…
[Dennis tosses the dollars aside and grabs SpongeBob by his throat]
SpongeBob: I got bubbles. Fun at parties.
[wind blows soapy bubbles into Dennis's eyes]
Dennis: [irritated] My eyes! [holds his eyes as he throws SpongeBob, who screams]
Patrick: I gotcha, SpongeBob! [catches him]
SpongeBob: Thanks, buddy!
[With his spiked sole above them, Dennis gets ready to crush them again]
SpongeBob: Uh, thanks a lot.
Dennis: [with his eyes now sore from the bubbles] That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! [a boat horn honks] Huh?
[Hasselhoff ducks under a catamaran and Dennis, who screams, gets struck by it]
Patrick: See you.

[Back on the surface, Hasselhoff stops near Bikini Atoll Island]
Hasselhoff: OK, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom is directly below.
SpongeBob: But we'll never be able to float down in time!
Hasselhoff: Who said anything about floating? [stands up]
Houston Voice: Initiating launch sequence.
SpongeBob and Patrick: What the…?
[On Hasselhoff's chest, his pecs become launchers]
SpongeBob: [amazed] Did you see that?
Patrick: The control!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [as Hasselhoff grabs them and the crown off of his back] Whoa!
Hasselhoff: All hands-on deck. [places them on his pecs and prepares for liftoff]
Houston Voice: 10 seconds to liftoff. 9, 8...
[Each glimpse shows Neptune pointing his trident at Krabs, Mindy & Plankton each saying "no" and "yes", and Hasselhoff grunting for the liftoff on his pecs]
King Neptune: Eugene Krabs, the time has come...
Mindy: No!
Plankton: Yes!
Houston Voice: ...6, 5...
King Neptune: ...for you...
Mindy: No!
Plankton: Yes!
Houston Voice: ...3, 2...
King Neptune: fry!
Mindy: No!!
Plankton: Yes!!
Houston Voice: ...1.
[Hasselhoff's pecs launch the crown back to Bikini Bottom with SpongeBob and Patrick clinging onto it. The crown hurtles toward Bikini Bottom like a meteor while SpongeBob and Patrick were screaming]
Mr. Krabs: [closes his eyes] No!
[A ray of light from Neptune's trident fires at Krabs, but the crown blocks it. The ray is launched to the surface where Hasselhoff rests on his back]
Hasselhoff: You done good, Hasselhoff. You done- [the ray zaps him but he survives, now cinched] Ow.

Plankton: [clapping slowly] Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.
SpongeBob: Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
Plankton: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my UMBRELLA! [pulls lever]
SpongeBob, Mindy & Patrick: Umbrella?

Plankton: His chaps are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock and roll! Karen, do something! Karen?
Karen: [crowd surfing] WOO, WHEE!

[Plankton is now completely squashed by the freed citizens]
Plankton: Come on, I was just kidding!
[An officer scoops him up with a shovel]
Plankton: Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you?
[The officer puts him into a little truck with the back door labeled "Institution for the Criminally Tiny"]
Plankton: With the helmets and the monuments. [laughs] Wasn't that hilarious, everybody?
[Everyone goes back inside the Krusty Krab 2 as the truck drives off]
Plankton: [last words] I'll destroy all of you!

SpongeBob: [last lines] Are you crazy?! I was just going to tell you that your fly is down. Manager?! This is the greatest day of my life!

[In a post-credit scene, the pirates look at each other. The captain talks about Hasselhoff]
Captain Bart: [closing lines] You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist.
Usher: Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.
[The pirates growl angrily at her]
Captain Bart: What? [points his sword at her] Say that again, if you dare.
Usher: You folks have to leave.
Captain Bart: OK.
[The captain leads his friends out of the theater while the usher sweeps up popcorn]


Character Voices[edit]

Live-Action Characters[edit]

  • David Hasselhoff — Himself
  • Kristopher Logan — Squinty the Pirate
  • D.P. FitzGerald — Bonesy the Pirate
  • Cole McKay — Scruffy the Pirate
  • Dylan Haggerty — Stitches the Pirate
  • Bart McCarthy — Captain Bart the Pirate
  • Henry Kingi — Inky the Pirate
  • Randolph Jones — Tiny the Pirate
  • Paul Zies — Upper Deck the Pirate
  • Gerard Griesbaum — Fingers the Pirate
  • Aaron Hendry — Tangles the Pirate
  • Maxie Santillan — Gummy the Pirate
  • Peter DeYoung — Leatherbeard the Pirate
  • Gino Montesinos — Tango the Pirate
  • John Siciliano — Pokey the Pirate
  • David Stifel — Cookie the Pirate
  • Alex Baker — Martin the Pirate
  • Robin Russell — Sniffy the Pirate
  • Tommy Schooler — Salty the Pirate
  • Ben Wilson — Stovepipe the Pirate
  • José Zelay — Dooby the Pirate
  • Mageina TovahUsher
  • Chris Cummins
    Todd Duffey — Concession Guys
  • Aaron HendryCyclops Diver
  • Michael Patrick BellFisherman

Additional Voices[edit]


Submarine Teaser Trailer[edit]

[Paramount Pictures logo]
Voice: 7-4-0, is that sound still out there?
[In a submarine]
Cockpit Pilot #1: [in another language] Contact, bearing 60°. Quite faint.
[A man motions for the captain to step into the cockpit]
Captain: What do you got?
[Another man holds up his hand]
Cockpit Pilot #3: What's going on?
[The man holds his headphones and hears SpongeBob laughing]
Cockpit Pilot #1: I can hear…
Captain: What is it?
Cockpit Pilot #1: Splashes!
[The captain and his crew mates look up. They hear SpongeBob laughing again]
Cockpit Pilot #2: 3000 yards closing awfully fast.
[The captain looks at the radar and a green silhouetted image of SpongeBob appears]
Captain: Mother of God!
[The submarine is actually a toy]
[In the bathroom of SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob and his pet snail, Gary, are in the bathtub]
SpongeBob: [laughs one last time] Don't you just love playing submarine, Gary?
Gary: [underwater] Meow.
SpongeBob: Prepare to dive! [dives the submarine causing the people to drown]
Man: Move it, move it, move it!
Narrator: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
[As SpongeBob's theme song from his TV show plays, the water in the bathtub goes down the drain with the submarine near it, a rubber duck is beside the submarine]
Cockpit Pilot #1: Captain, sir. Uh, you're not going to believe this.
Cockpit Pilot #2: For a second, I thought I heard…
Captain: Heard what?
Cockpit Pilot #2: I thought I heard singing, sir.
[As the song finishes, an orange Nickelodeon fish swims above words reading "Thanksgiving 2004", the logos of Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies are printed, the film website, labeled "", is below]

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