The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

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SpongeBob: Whoa. What is this place?

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (also known as The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2) is a 2015 American animated/live action adventure comedy film, based on the Nickelodeon television series SpongeBob SquarePants, created by Stephen Hillenburg. Released in 2015, the film is a standalone sequel to 2004's The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. It is directed by the show writer and executive producer Paul Tibbitt, and written by Tibbitt, Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger, and SpongeBob creator and executive producer Hillenburg. Sponge Out of Water is executive produced by Stephen Hillenburg, and co-executive produced by Cale Boyter, Nan Morales, and Craig Sost. The film is produced by Paramount Animation, Nickelodeon Movies, and United Plankton Pictures, and was distributed by Paramount Pictures.

He's leaving his world behind.(taglines)

Dialogue[edit]

[Water is quickly panned by. The scene moves up to show small islands. The scene continues to pan. "Nickelodeon Movies" pops up from the water. It is covered in seaweed and sea stars. It falls back into the water. The panning stops with a care-like screeching. The scene looks around until the Bikini Bottom island is shown. It is panned into, revealing a vast forest. The scene cuts through branches until it reaches a beach, where a pirate, later revealed to be named, "Burger Beard," has used a dinghy to a beach. Burger Beard's ship can be seen in the distance. Burger Beard finishes dragging the dinghy on the shore. Burger Beard then takes out his map, revealing he is on the opposite side of the island from the three palm trees.]
Burger Beard: Aha! [He starts chuckling. He lifts the map and turns towards the forest. Later, he is cutting his way through the forest. Soon, he stops and looks at his map. He then sees a sign that reads, "Booby Traps!"] "Booby Traps"?! [He cuts the sign down. He steps on it while continuing on his way. He is also laughing. He passes a skeleton with a tarantula on it. He continues to cont through the forest. He stops when he sees something. He smiles. The scene shows a clear path leading to a Skeleton who is holding a book, sitting on a chair. The scene zooms in to the book and then displays the title of the movie. The scene cuts back to Burger Beard.] Oh. There you are, my lovely. [He starts walking towards the skeleton. He manages avoids the booby traps. He then stops at the skeleton.] What's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do. [He grabs the book and the skeleton falls over. Burger Beard starts to walk away.] At last, it is mine. Finally, you are mine. [The skeleton then reassembles itself.] All right. Let's do this. Bare Knuckles. [The skeleton gets into a fighting pose] Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.
[The skeleton does a left punch, but Burger Beard avoids it. The skeleton does a right punch, but Burger Beard avoids it. The skeleton does a left punch, but Burger Beard blocks it with the book. The skeleton does a powerful left punch, which sends Burger Beard, who is still holding onto the book, to go soaring into the air. The scene cuts to the ship, where four seagulls are playing Go Fish.]
Seagull #1: You got any sevens?
Seagull #2: Go fish.
[Burger Beard lands on the ship, which scares the seagulls away. He then stands up.]
Burger Beard: Is that all you got?! [He then kisses the book. He tucks it under his armpit and grabs a rope. He swings to the wheel, pulls up the anchor, and opens the sail. The ship starts moving. It then cuts to him standing in the crow's nest. He is looking through his sextant. He then jumps onto the rim of the crow's next and jumps off. He lands back at the wheel. He pushes a button on the wheel that reads, "Auto Pirate." He then rubs his hands together and sits down. He takes the book and opens to the first page. On the back side of the cover, there is a library card with the names of previous owners.] Man, this is way overdue. [Burger Beard flips to the next page. On the left page, there is a drawn image of a wide shot of Bikini Bottom. below the image, words read, "Once upon a time..." On the right page, there is a dawn image of the Bikini Bottom sign. Above the image, words read, "Under the sea there was a little town called Bikini Bottom." The scene then zooms into the image of Bikini Bottom.] Once upon a time, under the sea, there was a little town called, [The scene fades to a normal image of a wide shot of Bikini Bottom] "Bikini Bottom." [The scene pans in.] In this town, there was a place called, [The scene cuts to the Krusty Krab.] "The Krusty Krab," where folks would come to eat a thing called, [A CGI Krabby Patty is shown.] "the Krabby Patty." Every [The scene cuts to the Kitchen of The Krusty Krab. The grill, counter next to the grill, and fryer are shown. Here, seven Krabby Patties are being grilled and fries are being cooked.] greasy spoon has a [The scene shows a different angle of the same scene, where the fryer is the focus of the shot.] fry cook, and the one [The scene shows a counter with a dispenser of ketchup, a stack of tomato slices, two tomatoes, a cut tomato with a slice, a jar of pickles, a head of lettuce with a few pieces cut off, a stack of onion slices, a pile of puns, a bag of potatoes, two whole onions, and a cut onion.] who worked here [The scene cuts to a medium shot of the kitchen. A spatula starts to descend into the shot.] was named, [A yellow sponge pops in and his Krusty Krab hat and spatula fall to his head and hand, respectively.] "SpongeBob SquarePants."
Seagull Crew: Oh... [The scene cuts back to Burger Beard, where the seagulls are returning to the ship. The SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song starts playing.] ...who lives in a pineapple under [The scene cuts to one seagull on a railing.] the sea? [Another seagull appears with a Melodeon, which scares the other seagull off.] SpongeBob [The scene cuts to another railing, where one seagulls is walking on it. While, the other, later revealed to be named, "Kyle," is standing on a box next to the railing] SquarePants! Absorbent [The scene cuts to a shot, where Burger Beard and the last three seagulls shown appear.] and yellow--
Burger Beard: [as seagulls sing, "porous is he"] Hold it. Just hold it.
Seagull Crew: SpongeBob SquarePants! [A seagull, doing The Robot dance is shown. He then starts doing the Wave with a few other seagulls] If nautical nonsense be something [The Wave reaches its end when the last bird to do it knocks a seagull of the railing.] you wish. SpongeBob SquarePants! [Another Seagull is shown.] Then drop on the deck and [The seagull starts doing the worm as another seagull flies by.] flop like a fish. [A seagull on a box is shown] Sponge... [Another seagull lands on the first seagull] ...Bob Square... [Another Seagull lands on the second seagull.] ...Pants! [Another seagull lands on the third seagull. The scene cuts back to the shot of Burger Beard and the seagulls.] SpongeBob Square...
Burger Beard: [As the seagulls sing, "...Pants!"] Stop! [The scene cuts to the melodeon seagull, who stops playing. It then cuts to Kyle and the seagull on the railing, who look sad. It then cuts back to Burger Beard.] There's only one thing worse than talking birds, and that would be... Singing Birds!
[The scene returns to the shot with Kyle and the other seagull.]
Mr. Krabs: The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without the secret formula, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times ahead! Dark times indeed!
Squidward: Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?
[The scene shifts to Mr. Krabs, Squidward and the Bikini Bottom citizens in their apocalyptic forms and the Bottomites run off around the ruins of Bikini Bottom]
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
Squidward: I prefer suede.
[Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "Grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick: Vandalizing stuff.
Plankton: Isn't that your house?
[SpongeBob is playing a miniature piano while Plankton tiptoes into the Chum Bucket to get the key from Patrick]
Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano?! [quietly] You're gonna get us caught.
SpongeBob: [stops playing and hides the piano behind his back] Sorry.
Patrick: SpongeBob, you will not believe the size of the ice creams there. I wonder what other giant snacks they have. [gasps] Cotton candy?!
[He and Patrick jump on the Cotton Candy machine]
SpongeBob: Wow.
Sandy: If you ate all of that, you would have enough energy to run around the whole world.
[SpongeBob and Patrick jump into the Cotton Candy machine and they both twirl around in it as cotton candy forms around them, they soon come to a stop and suck all the cotton candy around them off. The pair start going hyper and begin laughing as they seemly run all over the world although it turns out that they are actually standing in front of a postcard stand with Sandy taking one of the cards out from its rack]
Squidward: [blocking his head with his hands] Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off? [SpongeBob and Patrick fall over on their frontsides]
SpongeBob: Sour Note?
[Squidward, a.k.a. Sour Note, takes out his clarinet and extends it. He took a big deep breath and then blows his clarinet, playing horrible music, causing Burger Beard's customers to cover their ears and run away]
Kyle: My tiny little eardrums!
Burger-Beard: [as customers run away] Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on! Wait! Wait! Customers! Wait, please! [angered, he walks toward SpongeBob and the others]
SpongeBob: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
[Patrick, a.k.a. Mr. Superawesomeness, scrunches his face and ice cream cones are yanked from beachgoers. In a dramatic gesture, he grabs the cones and holds them up. As the sky darkens and lightning strikes, Burger Beard holds up a pink umbrella. Suddenly, he smiles and licks them]
Patrick: Mmmmmmm! [giggles]
SpongeBob: Uhh, Maybe we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
SpongeBob: Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard: Hah! [opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
SpongeBob: Ah!
[Burger-Beard fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes through his bubble wand and into a bubble. The pirate fires more cannon balls with SpongeBob jumping repeatedly and getting them in many bubbles]
Patrick: They're beautiful. [pops a bubble, causing the cannon ball from inside to land on his face]
Patrick: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Talk to me, buddy.
SpongeBob: I'm seeing a bright light.
Patrick: [blocks the sun] Is this better?
SpongeBob: Much. Thank you.
Plankton: You're not gonna start singing, are you?
SpongeBob: ♪ Teamwork! ♪
Plankton: Oh, brother.
SpongeBob: ♪ We can do anything when we have teamwork. ♪ [The word "TEAMWORK" appears] ♪ Don't you think so, my friend? ♪
Plankton: ♪ No te-am work. It's getting in the way of my sche-am work. ♪ [Plankton blows up the word "TEAMWORK] ♪ What don't you comprehend? ♪
SpongeBob: ♪ But working together is the key. Nothing's impossible when it's you and me! ♪ [he and Plankton are building a house]
Plankton: ♪ I'm doing just fine on my own. ♪
SpongeBob: ♪ Work is no fun when you do it alone! ♪
Plankton: ♪ If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself! ♪
SpongeBob: ♪ But what if you need something on a higher shelf? ♪
Plankton: [singing fast] ♪ But I'm the target of a very scary crazy post apocalyptic mob! ♪
SpongeBob: [using a bulldozer] ♪ Well, that's exactly why you need a partner helping you with this important job! ♪
♪ I'll be the hammer, and you'll be the nail. ♪
♪ I'll be the boat, and you'll be the sail! ♪
♪ I'm the flower, you're the aroma! ♪
Plankton: ♪ Right now I wish I was in a coma! ♪
SpongeBob: Come on! ♪ I'm here for you, and you're here for me! ♪
♪ It's better when you, plus me, equals we! ♪ [his holes turn into Planktons] ♪
♪ Working together in harmony! ♪ [SpongeBob and Plankton climbs up a Mountain and puts a flag on top]
♪ Side by side, we can reach our dreams, cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team! ♪ [Back in Bikini Bottom]
Plankton: Put me down! [SpongeBob sets him down on a rock] Well... [sighs] ...that's one minute of my life I'll never get back.
SpongeBob: Not without a time machine.
Plankton: Wait a minute, hold that thought. [SpongeBob grabs a thought bubble with a question mark on it.] Now back up.
SpongeBob: enihcam emit a tuohtiw toN. (Translation backwards: "Not without a time machine.")
Plankton: Slow down.
SpongeBob: [slow voice] Not without a time machine.
[At Taco Haüs]
SpongeBob: [From inside] Is this where we're gonna build our time machine?
Plankton: [Inside the restaurant] Sure. It's got everything we need. A photo booth, a cuckoo clock, [The clock goes off] some day old chips. Now all we have to do is build it.
[SpongeBob plays his pitch pipe again but Plankton takes it into the photo booth]
Plankton: Oh, no, you don't.
SpongeBob: Hey, my pitch pipe.
Plankton: Uh, I need it for the time machine.
SpongeBob: Oh, okay. [Plankton smashes the pitch pipe with a hammer and flushes it down a toilet off-screen]
Plankton: [walks out of the photo booth] Installed!
[They start building the time machine, Plankton uses a big hammer while SpongeBob uses a small one, then SpongeBob pour a bucket of nuts and bolts into an opening at the top of the photo booth, then he saws a block of wood while Plankton holds on to the other end, then Plankton runs on a screwdriver while SpongeBob pushes it close slowly, they break for lunch where SpongeBob eats a taco while Plankton has a sausage, then SpongeBob tries to loop a pink thread through a needle when Plankton helps him, Plankton signals SpongeBob to install a tube into an opening, then he turns the clock hand backwards and the time machine starts up]
Plankton: I did it!
SpongeBob: No. We did it.
Plankton: Wait. We did do it. As a team.
SpongeBob: A team.
Plankton: Whatever.
SpongeBob/Plankton: ♪ Working together in harmony! ♪ [SpongeBob and Plankton pops out of the Peanut Butter and Jam jars]
♪ Side by side, we can reach our dreams, cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team! ♪
[Back at Taco Haüs]
SpongeBob: [Carrying Karen into the time machine] Okay, now for the brains.
[Inside the time machine, he pushes Karen into the opening and she powers up]
Karen: OK, Plankton, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So, if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now.
Plankton: Well, Karen. I know I've taken you for granted all these years and I... I just wanted to say... I'm glad you're on my team.
Karen: Oh, Sheldon. That's the sweetest thing you've ever s--
[Plankton flips a switch and Karen shuts off and her screen flashes 12:00 AM, Plankton starts to cry]
SpongeBob: Plankton, are you crying?
Plankton: No, no, no, it's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball. [wipes his tear away] There's always stuff getting in there. Anyway, [Clears throat] where were we? [from outside the time machine] Say "cheese".
SpongeBob: [inserts a quarter in the coin slot] Cheese!
[They travel through a time space vortex where Squeeze Me by N.E.R.D. plays and they crash through a giant taco leaving their cartoony outlines, The Time Machine take SpongeBob and Plankton to a desert part of Bikini Bottom four days in the future, they step out and explore]
Plankton: According to my calculations, the Krusty Krab should be right here.
SpongeBob: What's that over there?
[Patrick turns around who is now rapidly aged with gray hair, eyebrows and a long beard]
Future Patrick: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Future Patrick: Is it really you?
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick. It's–
Future Patrick: Finally! The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
SpongeBob: Great Krabby Patty Famine? Oh, what year is this?
Future Patrick: It's Thursday.
Plankton: According to my calculations, we've only gone 4 days into the future.
SpongeBob: Where is everybody?
Future Patrick: They all gave up on you but not me! 'Cause I'm not very smart.
SpongeBob: Where is the Krusty Krab?
Future Patrick: Right where it's always been.
[The wind blows a bunch of sand away revealing Patrick sitting on The Krusty Krab sign, SpongeBob gasps, then he and Plankton run back into the time machine]
[At the Krusty Krab two days in the past]
Past SpongeBob: [walks in, gasps] Plankton?!
Past Plankton: SpongeBob!?
Past SpongeBob: [time machine appears and SpongeBob and Plankton walk out] Plankton?! [gasps]
Past Plankton: SPONGEBOB?! Who are you two supposed to be?
Plankton: I'm you from the future.
SpongeBob: [points to his past self] And I'm him from the future!
Past Plankton: So you traveled back through time to help me? Great thinking!
SpongeBob: Nope. He's helping me.
Past SpongeBob: [gasps] But he's the enemy.
SpongeBob: Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
Past Plankton: What, a te-am?
Plankton: A team! All right, go get the formula.
[SpongeBob runs over to the safe]
Past SpongeBob: What have I become?
SpongeBob: All right, Plankton. [tries to grab the secret formula from Plankton's past self]
Past SpongeBob: Do you have flying boat mobiles in the future?
Plankton: We only came back from the day after tomorrow, dim wit.
Past SpongeBob: Are there rocket packs?
[SpongeBob trying to get the formula]
Past SpongeBob: Did they outlaw clothes in the future?
Plankton: NO!
Past SpongeBob: Then why are you naked?
Plankton: 'Cause they don't make clothes in my size.
SpongeBob: Hold still you! [SpongeBob tries to grab the formula when Plankton's past self runs away]
Past SpongeBob: If you're from the future, what am I gonna say next?
Plankton: Something moronic?
Past SpongeBob: Wow!
Plankton: Hey, hurry up over there!
Past Plankton: [SpongeBob knocks the decoy formula bottle off the pressure plate and the light goes on and it beeps; screams] Uh oh, that ain't good.
Computer Voice: [as a red light turns on and off] Initiating Lockdown Sequence.
Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob. We gotta get outta here.
SpongeBob: [grabs the fake formula thinking it's the real one] Got it!
Plankton: Come on!
[SpongeBob runs into the time machine and they return to the present]
SpongeBob and Plankton: [laughing together]
SpongeBob: Oh, that was crazy.
Plankton: So that's what teamwork is. All those years, I tried to make you mine and I finally did it. I mean, we did it!
[Back with Burger-Beard and the seagulls]
Burger-Beard: And so, it would seem that our heroes have accomplished all they had set out to do.
[Burger-Beard is seen reading and piloting the ship at the same time. He shuts the book]
Andy: Now that's an ending.
Seagull: Woohoo!
[As Burger-Beard starts his pirate ship]
Plankton: Where do you think you're going?
Burger Beard: [he laughs at Plankton's small stature] Why don't you get going, little fella, before you hurt yourself?
[Plankton slides out of view, then he begins to lift the pirate ship. He is now Plank-Ton the muscular giant]
SpongeBob: [surprised] Plankton?
Plankton: It's Plank-Ton! [to Burger-Beard] Come on down from there, little fella. You wouldn't wanna get hurt. Huh?
[Burger-Beard climbs inside his ship and Plankton growls and he throws the ship into the air, catches it and spins it on his finger like a basketball and he pokes his head into a porthole of the ship]
Plankton: Come out, come out wherever you are. Huh? [Burger-Beard squirts ketchup in Plankton's face; screams] MY EYE!!
[He drops the pirate ship. It crashes into the street and Burger-Beard climbs out and runs away]
SpongeBob: He's getting away!
Plankton: [he jumps over to the ship] Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
[Invincibubble smiles at the idea. Plank-Ton picks him up by SpongeBob's legs, takes a deep breath and blows into SpongeBob's bubble wand creating lots of bubbles coming after Burger Beard. The bubbles clear to show Plankton holding Burger-Beard in his fingers and he tries to run]
Plankton: The formula, please.
Burger Beard: Come on. Team up with me. We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
Plankton: No, thanks. I'm already part of a teamwork.
[Burger-Beard gives Plankton the formula and he kicks him back to Bikini Atoll where he his body is buried in the sand. He mutters nonsense]

Taglines[edit]

  • He's leaving his world behind.
  • Making waves in our world.

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External Links[edit]

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