The Patrick Star Show

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The Patrick Star Show is an American animated television series and a spinoff of SpongeBob SquarePants. The show features Patrick Star and his family hosting a talk show.

Opening[edit]

[opening sequence]
Patrick: [comes out of his house] Hi, I'm Patrick Star! And I live with my parents! [closes the door, his hand gets jammed by it and he yelps]
[Cecil is seen fishing in a fish tank]
Patrick: This is my dad!
[Cecil fishes out Tinkle, and licks him. Then Patrick goes to his kitchen where Bunny is cooking steaks in a toaster]
Patrick: This is my mom!
[Bunny's steaks fall on two plates as she smiles to the camera and Patrick runs to Squidina]
Patrick: This is my sister! [Squidina farts and gets surrounded by a black cloud and runs away] She's shy.
[GrandPat is seen happily driving on his scooter in circles]
Patrick: This is my grandpa! [he runs to his room which is a television screen through which his friends are applauding] This is my room! And this...
[Patrick's house that looks like a kettle gets taken by Hans and the entire family is poured in a cup nearby]
Patrick: This is my show!

Episode 1[edit]

Late for Breakfast (1.1)[edit]

Plankton: Chum. It's versatile. You can spread it on toast. Hah-hah! Aw. It also keeps you warm on frosty winter nights. Mmm, cozy. The smell keeps out the cold. Here at the Chum Bucket, chum comes in three delicious varieties. Moist, soggy, and pumpkin spice.

Bummer Jobs (1.2)[edit]

Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. Fancy meeting you here. [restrained chuckle]
SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick. Trying out a new look? [gets the tie off Patrick, and the latter inhales deeply]
Patrick: Yeah, I'm looking for a job.
SpongeBob: Oh, what a coincidence. I could also use a job. [Popeye impression] Myeh, 'cause I'm a little low on lettuce and I need some scratch for spatulas, see?
Patrick: It's not a coincidence, SpongeBob. It's just two similar things happening at the same time.

Episode 2[edit]

Stair Wars (2.1)[edit]

Announcer: Now, Back To The Patrick Show! [SpongeMonster Laughs while Watching His Show, Cuts into a Colored Image]

Enemies à la Mode (2.2)[edit]

Grandpat: [Holds up a Mallet] Now Grab a Hammer and Laugh in Father’s Face With Me [Victorious Music Plays when He Breaks a Clock]

Episode 3[edit]

Lost in Couch (3.1)[edit]

Patrick: Bowling? BORING! I Hate Cartoons! [He Accidentally Drops the Remote on the Cushions, he Hisses like a snake]

Pat-a-thon (3.2)[edit]

Slappy Laslo: May I Have the Next Dance?

The Yard Sale (Episode 4)[edit]

Episode 5[edit]

Squidina's Little Helper (5.1)[edit]

Grandpat: Now, Let's go get our stuff back, Time for some pillaging! [The Family Starts Cheering]

Squidina:Time To Show Fentin Who's the Boss!

I Smell a Pat (5.2)[edit]

Patrick: Is That What I Think it is?
Squidina: I'm Gonna Be Sick...
Both: GRANNY TENTACLES IS A CANNIBAL!

Episode 6[edit]

Gas Station Vacation (6.1)[edit]

Gasland Mascot: I WANT YOU TROUBLEMAKERS MOVE OUT OF THIS PLACE IMMEDIATELY, [Uses his tool to remove his eyes] OR I'LL SQUEEZE YOUR FACES OFF! [Laughs Evily]

Bunny the Barbarian (6.2)[edit]

Bunny: Thank you for My Adventure, Onward to Movie Night!

Announcer: [On TV] And now Back To The Snail Fail and the Sir Urchin Show!
Sir Urchin: [After He Is Hit] WHY YOU?!
Snail Fail: What i Do?

Episode 7[edit]

The Haunting of Star House (7.1)[edit]

Patrick: Okay Dad, You're No Ghost...

Who's a Big Boy? (7.2)[edit]

Patrick: [after he is hit by a nuclear fist] The 1940s Were Boring…

Squidina: Smile, Patrick!

SpongeBob: [gasp!] Patrick, You’re Freakishly Huge!

Terror at 20,000 Leagues (Episode 8)[edit]

Note:This Halloween Special Is Focused on the Show

Squidina: We Are Going to Get Some Candy, But first you gotta start the show!

Episode 9[edit]

To Dad and Back (9.1)[edit]

Survivoring (9.2)[edit]

Cecil: [After He Plays the la cucaracha horn, gets off the seat then crashes into wall, the toilet gets stuck on cecil's head] and now it's time to rough it!

Episode 10[edit]

Just in Time for Christmas (10.1)[edit]

Patrick: The Bearded Blowfish, no. The SpongeKrab Twins, No, Fiji Mermaid? [The Fiji Mermaid Plays On the Mistletoe]

Klopnodian Heritage Festival (10.2)[edit]

Bunny: It's What we Call, Gashpluckt!

Episode 11[edit]

X Marks the Pot (11.1)[edit]

Patrick: Oops, i Missed!
Man Ray: Oh No...
[When the Mallet Hits the Walnut on the Doomsday Blackhole Bomb, The Explosion Comes Throughout, The Star Residence, Bikini Bottom and Earth]
Patrick, Cecil, Grandpat, Bunny, Squidina and Man Ray: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! [They Get Sucked into a Black Hole, and The Planets Get into the hole as of it ended]
French Narrator: Zee Next Day in the Parallel Universe…

Patrick's Alley (12.2)[edit]

CG Patrick: Aw!
Patrick: Sorry CG Patrick, We will have the show!

Patrick: What's the Magic Word?

Grandpat: Oh, How i wish those brats were gone.

Both: Oh No, Robot Gardener Day! [sobbing]
Grandpat: Welp, you know what it means, into the frying pan and to the mower [the episode ends as he laughed]

Episode 12[edit]

Pearl Wants to Be a Star (12.1)[edit]

Slappy Laslo: Well, At least it ended Tragically...

Super Sitters (12.2)[edit]

Episode 13[edit]

Nitwit Neighborhood News (13.1)[edit]

Mid-Season Finale (13.2)[edit]

Episode 14[edit]

Shrinking Stars (14.1)[edit]

FitzPatrick (14.2)[edit]

Episode 15[edit]

The Uncredible Journey (15.1)[edit]

Host-a-Palooza (15.2)[edit]

Episode 16[edit]

Payback's a Squid (16.1)[edit]

House Hunting (16.2)[edit]

Episode 17[edit]

The Drooling Fool (17.1)[edit]

Patrick's Got an Alien Zoo Loose (17.2)[edit]

Episode 18[edit]

The Patterfly Effect (18.1)[edit]

A Space Affair To Remember (18.2)[edit]

Episode 19[edit]

Home Ecch (19.1)[edit]

Fun and Done (19.2)[edit]

Cast[edit]

  • Patrick Star
  • Cecil Star
  • Bunny Star
  • Squidina Star
  • GrandPat Star

Supporting[edit]

  • Ouchie
  • Tinkle
  • Slappy Laszlo
  • SpongeMonster
  • Patgor
  • Dr. Plankenstein
  • Captain Doug Quasar
  • PatTron

Recurring[edit]

  • SpongeBob SquarePants
  • Squidward Tentacles
  • Grandma Tentacles

Minor[edit]

  • Sandy Cheeks
  • Gary the Snail
  • Mrs. Puff
  • Mr. Krabs
  • Pearl Krabs
  • Sheldon Plankton
  • The Flying Dutchman
  • Larry the Lobster
  • Bubble Bass
  • Perch Perkins

Shorts[edit]

External links[edit]

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