The Patrick Star Show/Season 2
SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (Main) | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run / Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral (s1, s2) / The Patrick Star Show (s1, s2, s3) | Specials: SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout, The Tidal Zone
The Patrick Star Show is an American animated television series and a spinoff of SpongeBob SquarePants. The show features Patrick Star and his family hosting a talk show.
Episode 1
[edit]The Patrick Show Cashes In [2.1a]
[edit]- Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here live at the premiere of The Patrick Show season [holds two fingers] 2! Let's take a look!
- Patrick: [off-screen] Are you ready for season 2?
- Attendees: Season 2! Season 2!
The Star Games [2.1b]
[edit]Episode 2
[edit]Super Stars [2.2a]
[edit]Now Museum, Now You Don't [2.2b]
[edit]Episode 3
[edit]10 And 1 Toilets [2.3a]
[edit]- Squidina: Hey, Patrick. Didn't you say there were 11 puppies.
- Patrick: Uh-huh.
- Squidina: Well, I only see eight.
- Patrick: [looks, then shrugs] I don't know. Math is hard.
- Squidina: Look, there's only three puppies now.
- Patrick: [looking around] Oh, where'd the other 12 go?
- Squidina: I don't know. [grabs Patrick's shirt collar] And let's never take our eyes off... [looks behind, gasps] THE PUPPIES! THEY'VE BEEN TOILET-NAPPED!!! What do we do?
- Patrick: The one thing we can do.
- Patrick and Squidina: [jump up and scream] Go get Mom! [run off]
Family Plotz [2.3b]
[edit]Episode 4
[edit]The Wrath of Shmandor [2.4a]
[edit]There Goes the Neighborhood [2.4b]
[edit]Episode 5
[edit]Movie Stars [2.5a]
[edit]Dr. Smart Science [2.5b]
[edit]Episode 6
[edit]The Commode Episode [2.6a]
[edit]Tyin' The Klop-Knot [2.6b]
[edit]Episode 7
[edit]Chum Bucket List [2.7a]
[edit]Big Baby Patrick [2.7b]
[edit]- [After Patrick literally eats SpongeBob's ice cream]
- SpongeBob: NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH ME EAT THE ICE CREAM, AND WANT YOUR OWN SO BAD THAT YOU'LL GROW UP AND STOP BEING A BABY!!!
Episode 8
[edit]Is There a Director in the House? [2.8a]
[edit]Star Cruise [2.8b]
[edit]Episode 9
[edit]Best Served Cold [2.9a]
[edit]- Grim Reaper: Curse that GrandPat Star, [crumbles water cup] eluding me for centuries. I'll get him one of these days.
- Ice cream man: Hmm. [bell dings, gets idea] Hey.
- Fentin, Gladys, the Grim Reaper, and Squidward: Huh?
- Ice cream man: [points to them] You all hate the Star family?
- Fentin, Gladys, the Grim Reaper, and Squidward: Oh, yeah. / Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Ice cream man: [stands on table] Well, so do I. I say we team up and finally get revenge on them, once and for all!
- Fentin, Gladys, and the Grim Reaper: [raise hands] Yeah!
- Squidward: Yeah! Yeah, that's a good idea!
- Plankton: [appears under Walter] You know, the Chum Bucket is a great place to hatch a revenge scheme. It's also a great place to [takes out chum] buy chum, [points to them] which none of you did! You bums get out of here! [points to table] And leave those free waters!
Tattoo Hullaballoo [2.9b]
[edit]Episode 10
[edit]Too Many Patricks [2.10a]
[edit]Much Tofu About Nothing [2.10b]
[edit]- Todd: May the best food product win.
- Shmeat: [speaking quickly] Yeah, well, that's not you, it's me, see? Tofu's not even a food, is it? Is tofu food? I don't know.
Episode 11
[edit]Face-Off/Model [2.11a]
[edit]5-Star Restaurant [2.11b]
[edit]Episode 12
[edit]At Home, on the Lam [2.12a]
[edit]Pick Patrick's Path [2.12b]
[edit]Episode 13
[edit]Time to Eat [2.13a]
[edit]Cleanin' House [2.13b]
[edit]- Bunny: [last lines] I just love my fabulous, filthy family.