SpongeBob SquarePants/Season 10
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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.
Whirly Brains (1.1)
- [The scene shows how Spongebob and Patrick are bored]
- Spongebob: [sighs] Your turn. [gives patrick the stick]
- [Patrick hits the cup with the stick]
Mermaid Pants (1.2)
- [Squidward and Mr. Krabs walk into the room and Squidward takes one of the comic books]
- Squidward: [laughs] You're a comic book geek!
Unreal Estate (2.1)
- Squidward: Oh, that house was too dangerous for you. [feels his head hurt] Ow. Besides, it was just a house, but this is a castle with a moat and everything.
- SpongeBob: It's a long way from Bikini Bottom.
- Squidward: I know.
- SpongeBob: Huh?
- Squidward: I mean, don't worry about it. It's a short 11-hour commute to the Krusty Krab from here.
Code Yellow (2.2)
- Nurse: You can't dump your garbage here, sir
- SpongeBob: Oh, that's not garbage. That's my friend, Squidward. We're here to check in. [removes the trashcan off of Squidward, and his nose is covered with garbage]
- Nurse: Holy nostroly! You must be here for the nose job. Let's, uh… get your paperwork filled out.
Mimic Madness (3.1)
- SpongeBob: [imitating the French Narrator as he reads the time card] 80,000 impressions later...
- French Narrator: Would you please stop imitating me? It is starting to get very annoying.
- [Who Am I? starts]
- SpongeBob: Who?, Who?, Who?, Who? Who?, Who?, Who?, Who? [singing] Who... am I? [morphs into a question mark] Who am I? [morphs into a pineapple] I just can't remember. [morphs into Pearl] Who am I? [imitates Pearl] I just can't recall. [morphs into handsome man and imitates him] Who am I to sing this somber song? When you've got six heads, there's something wrong. [morphs into five of his friends] Who am I? [imitates his friends] Please tell me. [normal] Who am I? [imitates his friends] Do you know me? [morphs into a female fish] My name could be Clementine [morphs into Fred] or it could be Freddie. [morphs into two SpongeBobs] I just can't recognize myself. I don't know if I'm ready. [imitating his friends in a barber shop quintet] I'm ready! [normal] Who am I? [morphs into a male fish] I have a right to know. [normal] Who am I? Am I friend... [morphs into Plankton and imitates him] or foe? [normal] I have so many features. It makes it hard to tell. I don't know what my first name is. But my faces ring a bell. [imitates Squidward] Who am I? [bell dings] [imitates Mr. Krabs] Who am I? [bell dings] [imitates Patrick] Who am I? [bell dings] [imitates Plankton] Who am I? [bell dings] [normal] Who am I? [phone rings] Hello-o-o?
- Caller: Hello? To whom am I speaking?
- SpongeBob: I... don't...! Know... [As SpongeBob's song ends, his face shrivels.]
Snooze You Lose (4.1)
- SpongeBob: [appearing behind Squidward] Why don't you try taking a walk? Works for me.
- Squidward [so tired he can't bring his voice above a faint groan]: You know, normally, I jump up and scream when you appear like that. But I'm so tired, I'm just gonna take your stupid advice.
- [Squidward lumbers into SpongeBob's living room with a vacant look on his face]:
- Patrick: SpongeBob, what's happening?
- SpongeBob: I don't know.
- [Squidward's eyes close. He begins to snore and collapses to the ground in a deep sleep. SpongeBob quickly forms into the shape of a mattress and catches the octopus before he hits the ground. Squidward mutters in his sleep and fluffs SpongeBob's eyes like they're pillows. SpongeBob smiles warmly]
- SpongeBob: Aww, the poor guy was just sleepy.
- Bus driver: What some people won't do to cheat the system.
Krusty Katering (4.2)
- Patrick: Hey, kids, I'm a...
- [The kids scream at Patrick's clown outfit. Patrick screams and hides in the coral tree]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey, I'm not paying you to play hide-and-seek! These children want to be entertained! Get down here!
- [Mr. Krabs shakes the tree and Patrick falls off the tree]
- [Squidward wanders into the fray of the party with a plate of Krabby Patties and his bottom lip pulled straight up over his nose]
- Squidward: Krabby Patty? Krabby Patty?
- [a dirt-covered little boy runs up to Squidward and starts touching the patties]
- Kid #1: Ooh, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
- [Squidward's nose slips out from his bottom lip and he holds the plate away from the boy]
- Squidward: You're contaminating the food! Just pick one.
- [He holds the plate out to the boy again, but the boy sneezes on him- and the plate of patties. The octopus looks in horror at the plate of Krabby Patties covered in snot. The boy takes a Krabby Patty and runs off, laughing. Squidward shakes himself off]
- Squidward: I'VE BEEN INFECTED!!!!
- [More children come and munch on the infected Patties. Squidward retches, causing the children to scream]
- Squidward: Who wants fooood? I'm a mindless drone with fooood, workin' for the man.
- [He picks his teeth with a toothpick and then notices the band. There's even a clarinet player. He's so entranced that his eyes pop out onto the patties
- Customer: Eh-hem.
- [Squidward stuffs the plate of patties into her mouth]
- Squidward: Here you go, princess.
- [He rubs his hands together, chuckling]
SpongeBob's Place (5.1)
- [The scene changes to Squidward walking home until he notices that everyone is lining up inside SpongeBob's house, which is now named, "SpongeBob's Place."]
- Squidward: "SpongeBob's Place?" What in the ocean? [squeezes though some people] Pardon me. Don't mind me! [opens his front door] Just trying to get in my own front DOOR! [enters his house]
- [Squidward takes his phone and calls the Health Inspector]
- Phone Operator: You've reached the Health Department. If you'd like to leave a message, wait for the cough.
- [A person coughs through Squidward's phone]
- Squidward: Everybody's a comedian. This is Squidward Tentacles, and I'd like to lodge a complaint about my neighbor SpongeBob.
- Phone Operator: Um....
- Squidward: [singing] I hate people! I'm still that way! La, la, la, la, la, la, hey, hey, hey!
- SpongeBob: Sounds like it's still haunted. [Mr. Krabs is suspicious and opens the doors. When he and SpongeBob peek in, they see Squidward mockingly dancing and singing on the tables.]
- Squidward: [singing] I hate SpongeBob! I hate Krabs! I wish they would leave the ocean in taxi cabs! And all the customers can kiss my abs! 'Cause I'm the one and only—
- Mr. Krabs: [turns on the lights] Mr. Squidward!
- Squidward: [gulps] And... uh... oh... [Squidward turns and sees the customers, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs, who is glaring at him. The customers laugh at Squidward just as he nervously shrivels down and pops.]
Plankton Gets the Boot (5.2)
- [At the Chum Bucket, with Plankton working on The Analyzer]
- Karen: Oh Planky-bear? Plankton? [Plankton ignores her] Plankton!
- Plankton: What? What is it, Karen? Can't you see I'm working there! [points right close to the electronic components of The Analyzer]
- Karen: Yes, but I wanted you to show you my new screensaver. [Shows a screensaver full of flying cake mixers] What do you think?
- Plankton: [sarcastically, not looking at her, and still building electrical components] Great.
- Karen: [rolls towards Plankton] You didn't even look.
- Plankton: Ehh... [looks at Karen] No, I didn't! Can't you see I'm working on my new molecular analyzer? [The Analyzer starts picturing whatever Plankton says] Now all I need is the smallest molecule of a patty and the formula will be mine!
- Karen: Just tell me if I should permanently upload the screensaver!
- Plankton: I said not now– [accidentally switches The Analyzer on and he gets sucked up by The Analyzer's tube] Oww-oww! [gets processed into the various machines. He gets smashed by a boot and flipped, dragged over by a robot hand to be wringed out by two other robotic hands. Liquid Plankton goes into another machine to be zapped and processed into binary dump. Plankton makes drowning noises as he is being processed into binary dump]
- The Analyzer: Analyzing... 30% mean guy, 20% spiteful monster, 50% evil butt-head. Sample is... 100% big jerk. [Pushes out Plankton, who is now back in his normal form] I have also analyzed your screensaver, Karen. It is most beautiful! [Rainbow appears on his screen]
- Plankton: No one asked you! [smashes The Analyzer with a wrench] Are you happy now, Karen?
- Karen: No, I'm not! I was just trying to make myself pretty for you, but do you even care? All you ever do is make stupid schemes about stupid sandwiches!
- Plankton: Stupid? Your new screensaver is stupid and it makes your processor look fat!
- Karen: [as her screen becomes fire] WHAT?!
- Plankton: Oop! Okay, let's all calm down before you say something you'll regret!
- Karen: You know what? No one talks to me like that! Get out!
- Plankton: I will not get out! This is my restaurant and no one can make me... [gets kicked out] ...Leave!
Life Insurance (6.1)
Burst Your Bubble (6.2)
Plankton Retires (7.1)
- Mr. Krabs: Gotcha!
- [Plankton walks casually to Mr. Krabs' office, wearing a headset. Nobody notices him come in: the customers are busy eating and Squidward is snoring away at the counter]
- Plankton: That's right, Karen. By the time those two knuckleheads figure it out, I'll be knee-deep in secret formula!... Yes, I'll wear my galoshes.
Trident Trouble (7.2)
- Greek Storytellers: That's what we've been trying to tell you.
- SpongeBob: Not Helping.
The Incredible Shrinking Sponge (8.1)
- Squidward: You don't know what this stuff is?!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
- Squidward: This is a soccer ball... [kicks the soccer ball in SpongeBob's face] that is a tennis racket, [shoves the tennis racket in SpongeBob's face] and these are a couple of morons! [bashes SpongeBob and Patrick's face into each other] Now, be quiet! And clean up all of your sports junk!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [confused] What's a "sportz?"
- Squidward: [groans] Sports are games you play for points. The points determine the winner of the game.
- Patrick: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I love games!
- [Sandy runs to the sporting arena and notices SpongeBob and Patrick beating themselves up with boxing gloves on their feet.]
- Sandy: Huh? SpongeBob, what's going on?
- SpongeBob: Oh, hey— [SpongeBob and Patrick hit each other] Sandy. Patrick and I are— [SpongeBob and Patrick hit each other again] in the middle of a sports game. [Patrick jumps onto SpongeBob.]
- Sandy: This sure don't look like any sport I've seen before.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick hit each other again.]
- SpongeBob: I believe it's called kickboxing, or something? [Patrick falls down.]
- Sandy: Well, whatever it is, it seems to be causing you lots of pain. [SpongeBob hits Patrick.]
- Patrick: Ow! Sure is. [gets hit again] Ooh!
The Getaway (9.1)
Lost and Found (9.2)
- Squidward: Typical.
Patrick's Coupon (10.1)
- [Inside the Ice Cream Store, it was the most amazing thing Patrick has ever seen. There are sprinkle fountains, chocolate syrup waterfalls and rivers, candy cane trees, ice cream mountains, and an ice cream roller coaster that goes around tables. Patrick's mouth begins to water and he slowly walks over to the counter]
- Lou: And a good ice cream day to you, sir.
- Patrick: Yes, it's a good day for ice cream!
- Lou: And what's your pleasure?
- Patrick: Oh, I want your bestest ice cream for my bestest buddy, SpongeBob!
- Lou: Excellent choice, sir. One Heavenly Paradise coming up.
- [Lou pulls the rubber cow utter and the Heavenly Paradise sundae comes down on a roller coaster cart. The customers cheer and applaud as Patrick's eyes glimmer. The trumpeters blow their candy cane trumpets and the sundae stops right in front of Patrick. Patrick jumps up and down in excitement and the Ice Cream Store employee hands him a spoon. Patrick grabs the spoon and gives the employee his coupon]
- Patrick: SpongeBob won't mind if I just take a little taste.
- Ice Cream King: Are you the exterminator?
- Patrick: Oh. [laughs] No. I'm not the extra gator. I'm here to redeem my coupon for a free ice cream! It's for my bestest friend, but it's out of date.
- Ice Cream King: [points to a pile of coupons] They're all out of date because I don't know what year it is.
- Patrick: I don't know what anything is. [he and the Ice Cream King look at each other]
- Ice Cream King: Are you smart or dumb?
- Patrick: [thinks for a bit] Apples?
- Ice Cream King: Genius! Let's see your head. [squeezes Patrick's head] I can't feel your brain.
- Patrick: [lifts his foot with his brain appearing in it] It's down here today.
- Ice Cream King: [lifts his foot with his brain appearing in it] Mine too! High 5! [they do a high 5 but end up hitting each other] Secret handshake? [they both slap each other and fly around all over the place until they stop] Perfect! You don't know the secret handshake either. Hey, I don't know your name. [pushes Patrick]
- Patrick: Hey, you're right! [pushes the Ice Cream King]
- Ice Cream King: [snatches the coupon from Patrick] This may still be redeemable according to the fine print.
- SpongeBob: Oh, hello, Patrick. What's up?
- Patrick: I was gonna give you this ice cream, [holds out the melted ice cream cone] but it melted. Instead, I got you this hearty handshake. [holds out one of Mr. Krab's claws]
- SpongeBob: Aw, I love hearty handshakes, but not as much as I love ice cream! [points to the Heavenly Paradise sundae in the middle of the living room; holds up a spoon] Care to join me?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Whoo-hoo! [jump into the sundae and ice cream splatters all over the screen, which forms the words, "The End," ending the episode]
Out of the Picture (10.2)
- Larry: Come on, Larry! Get your salad on!
- Squidward: [runs up to Larry with his portrait of a muscular self of Squidward lifting a sea bear] Come on, Larry! Get your art on!
- Larry: [his eyes light on fire] Ooh! My eyes! [takes off his eyeballs and his innards are also on fire] AAAAHH!! THE PAIN!! [he runs off]
- Squidward: I'm an artist.
- Mr. Krabs: I'm rich.
- SpongeBob: And I helped. [laughs]
Feral Friends (11.1)
- Everyone: [singing] Squirrelly birthday, dear Sandy, squirrelly birthday to you. [cheering] Hooray!
- [As Sandy is contacting Frenchy on her communicator, Squidward peeks out from beneath the rock. He watches as a fish eats a smaller fish, gets eaten by a bigger fish, and in turn that one gets eaten by a whale. He yells and pulls himself out.]
- Squidward: I'm going home to hide under the covers! It's every cephalopod for himself!
- [He runs across the jellyfish fields, out into the light of Neptune's Moon. Sandy looks up from her communicator, sees Squidward blindly running into danger and gasps]
- Sandy: Frenchy, I gotta call you back!
- [She runs after Squidward]
- Sandy: Squidward, you have to stay in the shade!
- [Squidward trips up over his own feet and falls on his face with a crash. As he lies there, he hears a growl behind him. He turns over onto his back and sees a carnivorous purple fish swimming towards him to eat him. Terrified, Squidward crawls backwards a little, screaming]
- Squidward: Help!
- [Sandy rushes forward to try to save him]
- Sandy [stretching out her arms]: Squidward, no!
- [Squidward whimpers and feebly holds up a defensive arm as the fish growls and gains on him. Suddenly, as though it had detected him by radar, the light of Neptune's moon beams down on the frightened little octopus. He's bewildered by moon, but not entranced as before. He watches the light go, and looks down at himself, noticing that he has turned more green than usual. He promptly changes into a normal-sized, non-anthropomorphic octopus. Roaring, Squidward grabs the purple fish and eats it, before starting after Sandy.]
- Sandy: O.M. Jehosaphat! You don't see that every day!
- [Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff fight each other again. However, now that Neptune's Moon is gone, they both revert themselves back into their regular forms. But unfortunately, the effects of Neptune's Moon also caused their respective clothing to dissolve into nothingness, thus leaving them naked]
- Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff: Oops. [cover themselves in embarrassment and run off laughing]
- [Larry reverts back to his regular form as well. But he is also naked. He picks up a flower and uses it as a loincloth. Then he walks away. Pearl and Squidward continue fighting above Sandy's treedome. They both revert back to their regular forms. However, they're also naked as well. Pearl spits Squidward out from her mouth]
- Squidward: What is going on here? [gasps] MY CLOTHES! [screams and runs away]
- Pearl: [screams and runs away as she is naked] NO!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick revert back to the regular forms, but they're also naked as well]
- Sandy: Aah!
- [SpongeBob pulls himself off of Sandy's suit. Patrick giggles and falls off of Sandy's helmet. SpongeBob looks around and sees Sandy's treedome destroyed]
- SpongeBob: Um, Sandy, how come your treedome is broken and everyone's naked?
- Sandy: Well, SpongeBob, let's just say this has been the most interesting birthday I ever had.
- French Narrator: And, of course, Neptune's Moon is always followed by Neptune's Sun.
- [The ground shakes. Neptune's Sun comes out of a volcano and shines its light on Sandy. The light then transforms Sandy into a realistic land squirrel. It appears that Neptune's Sun only effects land creatures while Neptune's Moon only effects sea creatures. Sandy chitters and crawls around inside her suit]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: You don't see that everyday. Jinx! Buy me a patty!
- [They both laugh as Sandy chitters]
- [Sandy summons Pearl to save her friends from Squidward]
- Sandy: Sic 'im, Pearl! Sorry, Sorry Squidward!
Don't Wake Patrick (11.2)
- [Patrick flies off the track and lands directly near his house. SpongeBob pulls himself together and sends Patrick back to his house. Patrick steps on a pebble]
- Patrick: Ow! [strains]
- SpongeBob: Oh, brother. [falls asleep as he is completely tired from having such an eventful night]
- Patrick: Oh!
- [SpongeBob sleep-walks into the street]
- Patrick: Oh, he'll be fine. [jumps on his rock and goes to sleep. As Patrick closes his rock, crashing noises are heard as SpongeBob is getting run over by the boats, ending the episode]