The Patrick Star Show/Season 1

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (Main) | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run / Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral (s1, s2) / The Patrick Star Show (s1, s2, s3) | Specials: SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout, The Tidal Zone

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The Patrick Star Show is an American animated television series and a spinoff of SpongeBob SquarePants. The show features Patrick Star and his family hosting a talk show.

Episode 1

Late for Breakfast [1.1a]

Plankton: Chum. It's versatile. You can spread it on toast. Hah-hah! Aw. It also keeps you warm on frosty winter nights. Mmm, cozy. The smell keeps out the cold. Here at the Chum Bucket, chum comes in three delicious varieties. Moist, soggy, and pumpkin spice.

Bummer Jobs [1.1b]

Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. Fancy meeting you here. [restrained chuckle]

SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick. Trying out a new look? [gets the tie off Patrick, and the latter inhales deeply]

Patrick: Yeah, I'm looking for a job.

SpongeBob: Oh, what a coincidence. I could also use a job. [Popeye impression] Myeh, 'cause I'm a little low on lettuce and I need some scratch for spatulas, see?

Patrick: It's not a coincidence, SpongeBob. It's just two similar things happening at the same time.

Terror in 20,000 Leagues [1.8]

Note:This Halloween Special Is Focused on the Show

Episode 11

X Marks the Pot [1.11a]

Man Ray: If I give you this, will you stay out of my way?

Patrick: Our basement is the darkest house in the room.

Patrick's Alley [1.11b]

Patrick: [to puppet] I think your magic word is broken! [as puppet] Argh! You moronic, imbecilic dimwit! [puppet punches him in the face multiple times, and he falls down, Patrick, now injured, puts the puppet in its box.]

Marcie: [shaking in box] Lemme outta here!

Patrick: What's the magic word? [Marcie's dolphin sounds are heard] Whoa!

GrandPat: Wow!

Patrick: That's not very kid friendly! Bad puppet!

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[Towards the end of the episode, A robot is about to mow Squidina and Patrick]

Squidina and Patrick: Oh No, Robot Gardener Day!!! [both sob hysterically]

GrandPat: Welp, you know what they say "Into the frying pan and into the mower!" [Laughs as the episode ends]

Episode 12

Super Sitters [1.12b]

[When The Baby Bubble Eats SpongeBob's Comic Book While He is Drinking his Juice Box]

SpongeBob: Hey, This Was in mint Condition, or at least very good-slash-fine [All Babies Cry Together]

Patrick: Hey, Hey, Hey, Superheroes And Supervillians Don't Cry, They BATTLE! [Baby Ray Zaps Barnacle Bambino] Now You're Getting It, Baby Superhero Fight!

Episode 13

Nitwit Neighborhood News [1.13a]

Patrick: That guy must be a celebrity, he covered his face with a ski mask so he wouldn’t be noticed by pepperoni.

Squidina: You Mean "Paparazzi"?

Mid-Season Finale [1.13b]

Pearl: Hey, Squidina!

Squidina: [opening other painting] Yeah, Pearl?

Pearl: Can you keep a secret?

Squidina: [rubbing her hands together] Ooh, I sure can!

Pearl: Good! So can I!

[Pearl pulls on a zipper and zips her lips, and Squidina grumbles in frustration. They close the paintings. Sandy appears from under a rug on the floor.]

Sandy: [calling] Oh, Flying Dutchman?

[The Flying Dutchman appears from under another rug, holding a newspaper.]

Flying Dutchman: Yes, my dear?

Sandy: Why were you reading the obituaries this morning?

Flying Dutchman: Just checking to see who's single!

Sandy and the Flying Dutchman: Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

Episode 14

SpongeBob SquarePants Presents The Tidal Zone Part One - Shrinking Stars [1.14a]

GrandPat: [removes his VR goggles] Can't an old man play violent video games in peace anymore? Grr! [looks up] Water? [gets angry and goes to the bathroom while the rest of the family is still laughing]

Bunny: [as GrandPat approaches] We got shrunk!

Patrick: Hey, GrandPat!

Cecil: Can you get us some tiny towels?

FitzPatrick [1.14b]

Patrick: Two ice cream sundaes, Scoop Chucky! Extra large! And make it snappy! What are you gonna have, cuz?

FitzPatrick: Oh, nothing for me, thanks. I came for the music.

Rock T. Puss: Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry, buttercream cone and black cherry, all of these flavors make me merry... when I'm eating ice cream!

[FitzPatrick smashes the table down, causing a sundae to fall on the Goofy Scoopers, who then short circuit. The Goofy Scoopers then begin to perform a rock song despite the lack of guitars. FitzPatrick flies onstage.]

FitzPatrick: Hey there, kids. Who ruined your day?

Goofy Scoopers: Patrick Star, Patrick Star!

FitzPatrick: Messed up your music, took your ice cream away!

Goofy Scoopers: Patrick Star, Patrick Star!

Episode 15

Uncredible Journey [1.15a]

Patrick: Everybody come upstairs now!

Cecil: What's the hold up?

Bunny: Oh, no! What's wrong?

Squidina: Patrick, what is it?

[The Star Family gasp]

Patrick: He won't eat. He won't bark. He won't bite. Did he turn blue? Tinkle is--

Squidina: Dainty?

Bunny: Delightful?

Cecil: Decalcified?

Patrick: Dead!

[the family gasp in shock, they sigh while Bunny bursts into tears]

Bunny: [sobbing] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Host-a-Palooza [1.15b]

Patrick: Our next guest is a real frosty treat! Let's hear it for ice cream!

Ice cream cone guy: Thank you! Thank you! My wife just had a baby. Guess that now makes me a popsicle! [laughs]

Patrick: [laughs and then starts drooling]

Ice cream cone guy: Wait. Why? Why are you looking at me like that? [screams as Patrick eats the ice cream cone guy, ending the episode]

Episode 16

Backpay Payback [1.16a]

Squidward: La da dee, la da dum... [humming. He arrives at a house and rings the doorbell] Delivering the newspaper, ya-ta-ta-ta!

Cecil: Oh boy! A newspaper for me?

Squidward: Huh?

Cecil: Thanks, paper boy! [takes the newspaper]

Squidward: You still owe me cash! Ya-ta-ta-ta!

Cecil: I'll heard ya back! Ya-ta-ta-ta!

Squidward: [tries entering the Star Family house and cuts his two tentacles. He then tries to enter the window but cuts his left arm. He then tries entering the Star Family house again but cuts his two other tentacles] Aha. [Cecil opens a window so then Squidward would be able to enter and then gets his head cut off] Typical.

House Hunting [1.16b]

Jolly King Pork Chop: Well, Princess Hamhock! Enjoy the string haquanauts history?

Princess Hamhock: Yes, father! I just love singing gravy carols!

Jolly King Pork Chop: Only a sacrifice will appease the Pointy Mouth of Doom! Guards! [The guards take Sausage-Bard.]

Sausage-Bard: What? Where are you taking me?

Episode 17

The Drooling Fool [1.17a]

Rube: And, top it all off with the tastiest ride! -

Patrick: Whaa? Ohh! [perks up, looks behind him, and his eyes pop out as he sees the next ride]

Rube: The Baked Alaska! It's got every flavor known to man, man! It's all for you, Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick.

Patrick: [looks above him, sweating and drooling in delight] Ohhhhhhhhh... [a close up painting is shown of the star ice cream dazed, but it turns out to be a dream]

Squidina: [walks into Patrick's room] Patrick? Patrick? Patrick! Wake up, Patrick, it's showtime! We've got a crowd today so - [looks below at the drool puddle] Huh, why is the floor wet? Oh, another ice cream dream..

Patrick's Got a Zoo Loose [1.17b]

Bunny: The toaster is working perfectly!

Patrick: Toaster, you are toast! [Patrick shoots the ray gun at the toaster and the toaster becomes the Enigma Shapeshifter.] Laser beam!

Bunny: Huh?

Episode 18

The Patterfly Effect [1.18b]

Patrick: Future Mom, you're meant for better things!

Bunny: Mom? What are you--

Patrick: [leaning over her] I'm your son! From the future! [electricity sparks on his body]

Bunny: Uh-huh. Like you could even prove such a thing.

Patrick: [leans in] Your favorite color... is purple.

Bunny: [surprised] Ooh!

Patrick: Mm-hmm.

Bunny: OK. I'm convinced!

Episode 20

The Pre-Historic Patrick Star Show [1.20b]

Cave Patrick: Me Patrick CaveStar! And me live with cave parents! [grabs onto the loincloth but tears it, Cave Cecil is seen fishing in a tar pit.] This me cave dad!

[Cave Cecil fishes out a primitive spider who licks him. Then Cave Patrick comes through the floor of the kitchen, where Cave Bunny is looking in the fridge.]

Cave Patrick: This me cave mom!

Cave Bunny: Hi! [beats a primitive creature and puts it on a plate as she smiles to the camera and Cave Patrick falls through the ceiling of Cave Squidina's room]

Cave Patrick: This me cave sister! [Cave Squidina turns feral and screeches, before inking and floating away] She's shy.

[Cave GrandPat is seen happily driving on his primitive bug in circles.]

Cave Patrick: This me cave grandpa! [he runs to his cave room which is a stone-looking television screen through which his friends are jumping and making primitive noises] This me cave! And this...

[Cave Patrick's house that looks like a volcano spits them out in a tar pit nearby.]

Cave Patrick: This me cave show! [The entire family is crushed by a huge boulder. The title shows "The Cave Patrick Star Show"]

Note: This episode is focused on Cave Patrick Cave Star and His Family

Episode 22

A Root Galoot [1.22b]

Patrick: [sniffs] Mmm. [laughs] What's that heavenly aroma?

[The tanning bed is completely closed, with heat coming out of it. Patrick looks in and gasps. Bunny, GrandPat, and Cecil do as well. Shmandrake's body is cooked.]

Bunny: [horrified] WE BARBECUED HIM!

Patrick: [picks up Shmandrake's body] There goes all our wishes! [cries]

Cecil: [pats Patrick's shoulders] There, there, son. Hey, maybe we've learned a valuable lesson here.

[Patrick and Cecil sniff Shmandrake's aroma.]

Cecil: Say, that does smell delicious. [The family start sniffing Shmandrake's aroma.]

Star family: Mmm...

GrandPat: [takes out fork and knife] Let's eat it! [A fork transitions to Shmandrake's body on a plate. The Stars pick pieces from it with forks, leaving only the head. They all eat his body.]

Cecil: Mmm, kind of nice having him feed us for a change, ha ha.

Patrick: [takes Shmandrake's haed] It sure is! [Shmandrake's head suddenly regrows] Huh?

Shmandrake: [screams, grabs Patrick's shirt] You maniacs! You ate me! [screams and shakes him] Why? [runs away, crying] I can't believe they were so selfish! [cries, then bumps into Squidina and grunts]

Squidina: [holding shovel] End of the line, Shmandrake. Give me that wish, or you're going back... [points shovel at him] six feet under.

Shmandrake: [pleading] Whatever you want, kid!

Squidina: I wish we never found you in the first place.

Shmandrake: Ah. [laughs] Fiddle dee doo-- [spins and laughs] Fiddle dee done! [snaps fingers]

[A purple cloud of magic dust takes Squidina back to her operating a camera and recording Patrick's gardening segment. She looks around.]

Patrick: Wow, the floor is much softer out here, [shown next to a hole] and once we've dug our hole, [takes out small seed] we plant a little seed.

Squidina: Phew!

Patrick: [off-screen] Hey, look what I found!

Squidina: Huh?

Patrick: [holding a genie lamp] A genie's lamp!

Squidina: [groans] I wish this cartoon was over already!

[The genie lamp appears. A genie inside snaps its fingers and a magic cloud of dust transitions to black.]

Episode 23

Blorpsgiving [1.23b]

Note: This marks the first SpongeBob SquarePants episode to be themed around thanksgiving

Episode 26

Patrick's Prison Pals [1.26b]

GrandPat: Hey, nice bathroom! I call the top bunk!