SpongeBob SquarePants/Season 7

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (Main) | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run / Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral (s1, s2) / The Patrick Star Show (s1, s2, s3) | Specials: SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout, The Tidal Zone

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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

Episode 1

Tentacle-Vision [7.1a]

Patrick: [laughing] My shorts are wet!

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Squidward: Patrick, just how dumb are you?

Patrick: It varies.

I Heart Dancing [7.1b]

Squidward: [upon seeing SpongeBob dancing] That is the stupidest dance I've ever seen.

SpongeBob: [to Squidward] Who put you on the planet? Ugh!!

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Twin Sisters: [singing] We're tiny, we're cuddly, we're bubbly, wubbly, huggly!

Talent Agent: That was very cute, girls! [then annoyed] In fact, it's too cute. You're out.

Twin Sisters: I told you it was a stupid idea... and I hate you, too!

Episode 2

Growth Spout [7.2a]

Cracker: What am I, chopped liver?

Offscreen voice: No, that's what I am. [zoom out showing a jar of chopped liver]

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Mrs. Puff: [in her sleep] Must...protect garden.

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Squidward's house: Oh, well. I needed to lose a little weight anyway.

Stuck in the Wringer [7.2b]

Patrick: Hey, pal! Want some of my cotton candy? They gave it to me when I won the dart tournament. I got this, too! Check it out!

SpongeBob: That's nice, Patrick, but I don't want any cotton candy.

Patrick: Well, have some. It'll make you feel better.

SpongeBob: I said, I DON'T WANT ANY! [knocks the cotton candy to the ground]

Patrick: You ruined my cotton candy!

SpongeBob: GOOD! Maybe now you know how I feel about you ruining my life!

Ball Toss Vendor: Check it out! Public fight!

Other Vendor: Working at the carnival sure has its perks!

[Fish gather around SpongeBob and Patrick]

SpongeBob: I have never felt so ashamed!

Patrick: What do you mean?

SpongeBob: If it wasn't for your Forever Glue, I wouldn't be stuck in this thing!

Patrick: But I was only trying to help!

SpongeBob: HELP?! I THINK YOU'VE HELPED QUITE ENOUGH TODAY!!!

Patrick: Okay, if that's how you feel... I won't help you anymore!

[Patrick flees the scene crying; all the fish glare angrily at SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: [laughs nervously] A lot of drama with that one.

Male fish: You know, kid, your body isn't the problem... it's your heart.

[Zooms in on SpongeBob's heart groaning sadly]

Male fish: You deserve what you've gotten. Come on, we're out of here.

[The fish leave SpongeBob alone in shame]

Male fish: Some people are just born mean.

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SpongeBob: I guess crying does solve your problems after all.

Episode 3

The Inside Job [7.3b]

[Plankton unplugs SpongeBob's ear drum]

Plankton: Let me see what I can tune in here. Hmm.

Mr. Krabs: The secret of the Krabby Patty formula is-

Plankton: Jackpot!

Spongebob: Huh?

Mr, Krabs: I said-

SpongeBob: Could you speak a little louder, please?

Mr. Krabs: The secret to the Krabby Patty formula-

SpongeBob: What?

Mr. Krabs: Hold on.

Plankton: Here it comes!

Mr. Krabs: [shouting into a megaphone] THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...! [The shouting causes Plankton's ears to pop]

Plankton: OW! I hate my life!

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Plankton: Enough with these petty carnal senses. If I'm going to get the Krabby Patty recipe...[he arrives at...] The brain!

[Snickering evily, he sticks one end of the mind connector to the brain and absorbs some of it]

Plankton: Hi, friend! [he gasps as he saw "Superficial Greetings" on the brain] "Superficial Greetings"? What kind of idiot...? [sees the parts of the brain] -"Personal Opinions"? "Knock-knock Jokes"?! No, no, no, no! This is all useless!

Episode 4

Greasy Buffoons [7.4a]

Mr. Krabs/Plankton: Oh, no! Did somebody call the Health inspector?

Health inspector: Did somebody call a... Health inspector?

Model Sponge [7.4b]

(The Episode starts at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is Looking at a Filthy sink mirror at Thr Bathroom.)

SpongeBob; You're nothing! Is all That Grime meant to Scare me, Mr. Mirror? I've met Sardines tougher Than you Are. Time to put you In your place. (He Squirts Soap on his head and Scrubs the mirror Clean, then Puts his work hat on his head from his Nose. He's Looking at a shiny Mirror.) Looking good, Mirror! Sorry About the harsh words.

Episode 5

Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful [7.5a]

Squidward: [opens his front door from his house and breathes in and out happily] Another beautiful Sunday in Bikini Bottom. Nothing can ruin my good mood today! [closes the door and starts walking happily]

SpongeBob: [looks out of his window, rushes downstairs, and opens his own front door] Good morning, Squidward!

Squidward: [walks by] Ignoring, ignoring! La la dum. La la dee. La la doo. [cha chas down the street until he steps on a gum] Wah! [hits the head on the ground] Chewing gum!? That's disgusting! [pulls his foot away but the gum stays on his foot] Oh, come on! [tries pulling it off with his hand but it gets stuck, then tries both of his hands but they get stuck, then he pulls harder but his head gets stuck. Then uses head and hands but gets even more stuck. He struggles but he gets completely covered in gum. He then screams angrily, blowing a bubble that bursts the gum and Squidward gets covered in gum. Tries to get it off again and it turns into a bow-tie and he gets it off] People who litter really bug me! [throws it away. Laughs] Litterbugs. [laughing] Litterbugs! [continues laughing]

A Pal for Gary [7.5b]

[SpongeBob sees little puffy fish being sold by a peddler, and becomes enticed by them and decides to get one of them for Gary]

SpongeBob: I'll take that one right there!

Store Owner: You wish to have one of my rare and extremely dangerous... huh?

SpongeBob: Oh yeah this is the one. [picks one of them]

Store Owner: Beware, boy, this is no ordinary pet!

SpongeBob: Oh, Gary's gonna be so happy!

Store Owner: You must understand. These pets can be very unstable. especially around other pets!

[She proves this by showing a picture of a cat next to another puffy fish, who snarls at it.]

SpongeBob: [obliviously] Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, bye. [he runs off]

Store Owner: Why bother? They never listen.

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SpongeBob: Ahh. I can rest so peacefully, now that Gary's got a good pal they could play with.

[Just as he goes to sleep, Gary bursts through the door, scared and meowing in alarm, causing him to wake up with a start.]

SpongeBob: Gary! Shame on you! [takes Gary back in the living room] Puffy Fluffy is perfectly harmless. [he takes the blanket off, revealing what he thinks is normal Puffy Fluffy] See there he is fast asleep. Now will you let me sleep, Gary, please? [sets Gary back on a small green bed and covers him with a small blanket] Good night. [goes back to bed]

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[After SpongeBob wakes up and notices the damage to the house, thanks to Puffy Fluffy]

SpongeBob: Hmm, that's interesting. Must have been a sea quake last night. Oh, well, what are you gonna do? [opens the galley door which falls over] That's unusual. WHOA! [sees the library which is a total wreck] My library! [gasps] And my prized memoirs of T.S. Halibut! [gasps] My clothes! [picks up his torn pants] This was no random sea quake. Who could've done this? There was no one here except for... [mistakenly realizes something] ...Gary. I bet he's jealous about the new friend.

Episode 6

Yours, Mine and Mine [7.6a]

Patrick: Hey! [flips over box] Where's the toy?

SpongeBob: Oh, it doesn't come with a toy.

Patrick: What!? That's a rip off! I want my money back!

[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs taking a money bath]

Mr. Krabs: [wakes up] Money back?! [walks out of office with towel wrapped around him] What's the problem here?

Patrick: My Kiddy meal didn't come with a toy!

Mr. Krabs: Hmm. And you'd like to upgrade to the toy package is that right?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, the Krusty Krab doesn't have any toys.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, really? [takes Krabby Patty away from customer] Then what do you call?... [fixes Krabby Patty] this? [The Krabby Patty now has eyes, legs, a mouth, and arms made from kitchen ingredients; Patrick and SpongeBob gasp]

SpongeBob: An officially "licensed" Krusty Krab toy? [smiles]

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Patrick: Uh, I'm not home right now! Please leave a message! Beeeep...

SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me! SpongeBob! It's my turn to play with the toy!

Patrick: I can't go out! I just washed my hair!

SpongeBob: You don't have any h-come out, Patrick! It's MY turn!

Patrick: Got any ID?

SpongeBob: I have my milkshake dispenser operator license.

Patrick: [looks at it] Looks fake to me pal! Bye-Bye now!

SpongeBob: Well, I guess I had best be going! [Pretends to walk away] I'm walking away...Here I go... [quietly] I'm gone now! [hides on Patrick's antenna]

Patrick: You sure?

SpongeBob: I'm sure! [Patrick comes out, he jumps at him] Hi, Patrick! Time to SHARE!

Patrick: DECEIVER! You didn't leave at all!

SpongeBob: Oh, and you were washing your hair!?!

Patrick: I was too, See? [shows his armpit hair]

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SpongeBob: [Surprised] Gary was so right about you! You're a non-sharer!

Patrick: Gary said that? You're off my friend list, Gary!

Gary: Meow. [turns and slithers back into SpongeBob's house]

SpongeBob: Hand it over, Patrick! I get to play with the Patty Pal today!

Patrick: You can't take it, It's not fair!

SpongeBob: How about I take it for half a day?

Patrick: Mm-mm!

SpongeBob: How about we trade off every hour?

Patrick: Mm-mm!

SpongeBob: Every half hour?

Patrick: Mm-mm!

SpongeBob: Every fifteen minutes?

Patrick: Mm-mm!

SpongeBob: Five minutes?

Patrick: Mm-mm!

SpongeBob: One minute?

Patrick: N-n-no!

SpongeBob: Okay then, for our final offer we trade off every second!

[They pass Patty Pal back and fourth every second]

Patrick: One.

SpongeBob: One.

Patrick: One.

[Pause, Patrick runs off while SpongeBob tears himself angrily]

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Mr. Krabs: AVAST THERE, LADDIES! What's all this ruckerus about now?!

SpongeBob: It's our Krabby Patty toy, Mr. Krabs! And Patrick ate it, so that I couldn't play with it!

Patrick: SpongeBob won't let me play with it!

SpongeBob: Only because you hogged it all night!

Patrick: I did not!

SpongeBob: Did too!

Patrick: Nuh-uh!

SpongeBob: Oh, you toy eater!

Patrick: Tattletale!

Mr. Krabs: Whoa, whoa, whoa there, now! Settle down! All this brawlin' is over a toy?! You two shouldn't let a little trinket get between youse! You should be ashamed of yourselves. If I gave each of ya another toy, would that make you happy?!

SpongeBob and Patrick: ...Yes.

Mr. Krabs: Well, you're in luck! You two seem so thrilled with the toy, I had an entire case of 'em made!

Kracked Krabs [7.6b]

Mr. Krabs:: Lad, you're surrounded by stingy wisdom, so try to pick up some pointers. But whatever you do, don't lend anyone money!

SpongeBob:: [lending money to another crab] 25, 26...

Episode 7

Squidward in Clarinetland [7.7b]

Squidward: Order up, SpongeBob!

[walk towards SpongeBob]

Squidward: SpongeBob! What do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be fry cooking. I told you not to touch my stuff!

SpongeBob: I didn't! I wore protective gloves! And besides, don't you like how classy it look now?

Squidward: Velvet..

SpongeBob: Now I'd like to stand by and idly chat with you, Squidward, But I must attend to my Krusty Krab duties! In the future, please keep your interruptions to a minimum sir, please!

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Squidward: Hey, come back! I need my clarinet! Come Back! Where are you? Sponge-

[bumps into an eagle head]

Eagle: I am the keeper of the horned forest, state your business here.

Squidward: uuhh.. I'm.. trying to find my clarinet.

Eagle: Your clarinet?

Squidward:: Yes, my clarinet! Which I am the proud owner.

[Eagle laughs]

Eagle: A clarinet is not owned. Why don't you tell me why you're really here?

Squidward: You calling me a LIAR?!

[Eagle grabs Squidward with his tongue]

Eagle: I don't appreciate your tone.

Squidward: I'm sorry I-I-I didn't mean to offend you.

Eagle: This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution. You need to learn respect.

Squidward: [Eagle squeezed squidward tightly] I've learned.. [loosely] I've learned respect...

Eagle: I don't believe you.

[Swallows Squidward and he ends up in the stomach, Squidward sees SpongeBob]

SpongeBob's Last Stand [7.8]

Plankton: Observe in this conveniently timed flashback.

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SpongeBob: Okay everyone, say goodbye to the worst thing that's happened to this town since 97 cent stores.

Everyone: YEAH! [SpongeBob tries to break the highway with the tractor, but it just stopped]

Plankton: Good effort, Spongedope, but you can't tear up my highway, it's indestructible!

Larry Lobster: Not if we have anything to do with it!

SpongeBob: Larry Lobster!

Larry Lobster: That's right, pal, but that's not all. [Sandy walks out from the crowd, waving]

SpongeBob: Sandy Squirrel! [Mrs. Puff walks out of the crowd] Mrs. Puff! [Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy both walk out from the crowd] Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy! [Patrick walks walk out from the crowd] Patrick!

Patrick: Su-Su-Su-Su!

SpongeBob: And Squidward! [Squidward doesn't walk out from the crowd]

Fish 3: Nope, that's everybody!

Larry Lobster: Push! [He, Patrick, Mrs. Puff, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Sandy push] Harder! [They push harder]

SpongeBob: Harder still!

Fish 3: You heard the little square guy, yeah! [Everybody lines up behind the tractor and pushes it]

Plankton: Wait! I didn't count on all of you working together! [Everybody pushes hard enough that the highway breaks!] My highway! STOP! YOU CAN'T! [Plankton gets crushed by the tractor!]

Everyone: YEAH! [The arch over the Krusty Krab breaks down in a pile of dust and the smog clears]

Mr. Krabs: Praise Neptune.

SpongeBob: [Singing] Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, it's the jellyfishing song!

Jellyfish: Clap!

SpongeBob: Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, everyone sing along!

Jellyfish: Clap!

Everyone: [Singing] Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, it's the jellyfishing song!

Jellyfish: Clap!

Everyone: Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly everyone siiiiinnnnggggg! [The camera zooms out and we cut to the Jellyfish Fields ranger]

Ranger: [bored voice] Everyone sing along. [switches the "closed" sign to "open," and then walks away]

Episode 9

Back to the Past (featuring Ernest Borgnine, Tim Conway, Burt Ward, and Adam West) [7.9a]

Mermaid Men:

#2: [running out of the time machine along with the second Barnacle Boy, Spongebob and Patrick] Keep your tongue out of my tarter sauce!

#1: Imposters!

#2: Who are you calling imposter, imposter? I must prevent our tarter sauce from being eaten by that... [pans to Patrick] ...That fool!

#1: If I want to get near my tarter sauce, I gotta go through me first!

#2: I’m gonna make you eat those words!

#1: Bring It! [gets "slapped"] Take this! ["punches" himself's hair] I’ll never let you win!

#2: Oh, yes I will!

Young: What do you make of this, Barnacle Boy?

Young Barnacle Boy: Tangled Timeline, Mermaid Man. I...

Man Ray: [laughs wickedly] You old coots provided me the perfect distraction. Now prepare to be disappeared!

Young Mermaid Man: Sounds good on paper, you purveyor of pure evil, but, fortunately, we all know what happens to paper underwater. [takes out a paper and it dissolves] Barnacle Boy, the tartar sauce. [pours tartar sauce on the Man Ray, but two Patricks fall off the can]

Patrick 2: Wow! I've never eaten that much tartar sauce.

Patrick 1: Yes, you have.

Patrick 2: Well, it sure ain't sittin' right.

Man Ray: [laughs wickedly] Foolish mools. Once again, your buffoonery has given me victory! [blows up the tartar sauce can and laughs wickedly] Oh, I'm going to savor this. It's not every day I get to defeat Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy three times over! [is about to shoot two SpongeBobs, Patrick, two Old Mermaid Mans and Barnacle Boys but another time machine comes]

SpongeBob 2: [He along with the second Patrick comes out of the machine] Patrick, don’t eat the tartar sauce!

Man Ray: You’re too late! Your fat friend beat you to it. Now, prepare to taste laser! [another time machine comes, which it opens, and the third SpongeBob and Patrick are falling, screaming] So how...

SpongeBob 4: [the time machine door with the fourth SpongeBob and Patrick] I told you we had to go back farther!

Man Ray: Uh... [tries to think but another time machine comes]

Mermaid Man 3: Up, up, and away! [the third Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy jump out and fall to the ground]

SpongeBob 5: [another time machine opens with the fifth Patrick also] Now, Patrick! [he along with the fifth Patrick pour tartar sauce on the third Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and drop the can on them]

Man Ray: I can't get my head around this. Where are they all coming from? [Man Ray 2's machine comes] Another machine? [Man Ray 2 comes out]

Man Ray 2: [shoots his own whole time machine and laughs wickedly] I took care of your blasted time machine! [laughs again and flies away]

Man Ray: Uh! I got to sit down and think this through.

Young Mermaid Man: [chains Man Ray] Gotta! You've got plenty of time for thinking in the stony lonesome.

Man Ray: I'm sorry, did you say something? I'm still trying to comprehend what just happened here.

Young Mermaid Man: It's pretty simple, really. You were defeated by a convoy of continuum-cruising crime stoppers. Thank you, SpongeBob and Patrick.

Four SpongeBobs and Two Patricks: You're welcome!

SpongeBob 6 and Patrick 6: [another time machine which holds seven SpongeBobs and six Patricks comes] Oh, hi there! Hello! Hello! Hello!

One Other Patrick: Hey! Oh, I can't believe it!

One Other SpongeBob: We just wanted to come back and revisit the day that evil was defeated forever.

SpongeBob 7: [another time machine appears] Hey, how you doing?

Patrick 7: We're here.

Eighth and Ninth SpongeBobs and Patricks: [two time machines appear] Oh, hi there! How you doing?

Tenth SpongeBob and Patrick: Hello! Hello!

Even More SpongeBobs and Patricks: [more appear] Oh hi there! [More and more appear while the episode pans into outer space] Hello! Hello!

The Bad Guy Club for Villains (featuring Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway) [7.9b]

Patrick: Hey, what happened? Why are those squiggles on the screen?

SpongeBob: Those are called "End Credits", Patrick.

Patrick: End credits? But I don't want it to end!

SpongeBob: That's why Neptune gave us the rewind button! [pushes a button]

Patrick: Thank you, Neptune! [The screen goes back to the beginning and zooms in before the episode ends]

Episode 10

A Day Without Tears [7.10a]

SpongeBob: He was a good little Krabby Patty. [sniffs] I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I- [opens the trash lid and begins crying] -I came to love him! [the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin] It just isn't fair! [he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]

Squidward: SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!

SpongeBob: But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and then he...

Squidward: Krabby Patty nothing!

SpongeBob: I-

Squidward: [shouting] KRABBY PATTY NOTHING! [breathes heavily. SpongeBob whimpers] What now?

SpongeBob: [stifled] You yelled at me... [wailing] YOU YELLED AT ME! [continues sobbing]

Squidward: All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.

SpongeBob: And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.

Squidward: Yes!

SpongeBob: Why?

Squidward: [pauses for a second] I have no idea.

SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, there's no way I cry that much. There's not that many tears in my brain.

Squidward: Au contraire. [turns on a TV]

SpongeBob: What's this?

Squidward: It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.

[the video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason]

SpongeBob: [in the video] Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob. Whimper.

Narrator: Thousands of tears later...

[SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video]

SpongeBob: Wow, guess I do cry a lot. I promise I won't cry anymore.

Squidward: Oh, nonsense! I bet you can't go the rest of the day without crying.

SpongeBob: [realizes something] Excuse me a minute. [he walks up to a rotary telephone and dials it, Patrick appears lazily sitting on his couch when his own phone rings]

Patrick: [answers it] Star... residence. Patrick speaking.

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: Hey, buddy! Is it 7:30 already?

SpongeBob: No, I'm still at work.

Patrick: How can I help you?

SpongeBob: Do you think that I could go the rest of the day without crying?

Patrick: [mouth full with popcorn] Well, of course you can.

SpongeBob: Okay, great, thanks, Patrick.

Patrick: Umm... sure. And did you remember to put that package outside where I told you?

SpongeBob: Yeah, but I left it in a different spot. Just ask Gary, he knows where it is.

Patrick: Oh, yeah. [laughs with his mouth full] Hey, good one, buddy. You almost had me there.

SpongeBob: [chuckles] Okay.

Patrick: Yeah, talk to you later.

SpongeBob: All right, see ya. [hangs up, then walks back up to Squidward] Okay, it's a bet.

Squidward: [shakes SpongeBob's hand] Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to... [thinks] Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.

SpongeBob: Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place. Just you and me. [Squidward retches and swallows] Ooh, what's the matter?

Squidward: Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. [begins talking in his thoughts] No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes.

Episode 11

One Coarse Meal [7.11a]

Karen: My triumphant husband returns. How'd you fail this time?

Plankton: Krabs had a whale!

Karen: You mean his big, bad, scary teenage daughter?

Plankton: I hear that mocking tone in your voice, Karen, and I don't appreciate it! Don't you remember what happened to my ancestors at the hands of those beasts?!

[Plankton's family is shown being eaten by a whale]

Karen: Okay, when you need a break from your delusional paranoia, the trash needs some attention. It's ripened.

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Plankton: [crying] What's the point of going on? I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life by that whale! [lies down] That's it. I'm done. The 4:15 bus should be along any time now.

SpongeBob: Hi, Plankton. What are you doing laying in the middle of the road?

Plankton: Go away, Cheese head! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over?! In fact, better yet, just step on me as hard as you can. Would you do that for me?

SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Plankton, but that flies in the face of my good nature.

Plankton: Forget it, kid. I'll just wait for the next bus. Go on back to the Krusty Krab and enjoy yourself.

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SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I know you and Plankton are enemies and all, but... putting on a dress to frighten him? Isn't that taking it a little too far?

Episode 12

The Play's the Thing [7.12a]

SpongeBob: Squidward, no! Those patties aren't fit for public consumption!

Squidward: Here, enjoy!

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SpongeBob: [tries not to cry] Bless you all.

Patrick: I like throwing food. [chucks a burnt Krabby Patty at SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: OW!

All: FOOD FIGHT!

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Squidward: AAAAAHH!

Patrick: Haw haw! Ah haw haw! [hurls an anchor]

Rodeo Daze [7.12b]

[Scene cuts to the Chum Bucket]

SpongeBob: [bangs on the door] Plankton!

Plankton: [opens the door and comes out] What?

SpongeBob: Sandy's in trouble. I need help rescuing her.

Plankton: [gets some dynamite with a timer on it] I'm kind of busy right now.

SpongeBob: [about the bomb] Jeepers, it'll only take a minute.

Plankton: Yeah, uh, I'd love to help, but I really got to go. [picks up the dynamite and carries it towards the Krusty Krab, and the dynamite blows up before Plankton gets to the Krusty Krab] Ouch.

Episode 16

Sponge-Cano! [7.16b]

Squidward: You know SpongeBob, in light of everything that just happened... I lied to you. I am not grateful for anything! I mean look at me. I don't even have a roof to sleep under, anymore!

SpongeBob: Well, I wouldn't say that.

Episode 18

That Sinking Feeling [7.18a]

[The episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick running back and forth between their two houses across Squidward's yard and annoying him; Squidward, losing his temper, finally comes outside and stops them by using two suction cups]

Squidward: [Enraged] Stop playing... in my yard!

SpongeBob: Oh, we're not playing in your yard, Squidward, we're playing in our yards. We're just using your yard as a walkway.

Patrick: No offense, but your yard gargles tartar sauce.

Squidward: [Angrily] Well, pick one and leave my yard out of it!

Patrick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm good at choosing! Hmmmm... let's play in... SpongeBob's yard! No! Patrick's! Errrr... SpongeBob! [sobs] I'm terrible at choosing! Squidward! You choose!

Squidward: I choose Patrick... [carries Patrick to his yard] to play in Patrick's yard... [carries SpongeBob to his yard] and SpongeBob in SpongeBob's yard. And nobody... [draws a rectangle around his house] in here! [leaves]

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Squidward:: I knew you two reprobates were behind this!

SpongeBob: Yeah! We're reprobates!

Squidward: That was an insult!

Patrick: And we're insulted!

Squidward: Why were you digging under my yard?

SpongeBob: You told us not to walk on your yard, so we walked under it.

Squidward: But you buried my house!

Patrick: No need to thank us.

Squidward: THANK YOU?!?

Patrick: You're welcome.

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Squidward: [gasping and breathing heavily] You... two... morons... SUNK MY HOUSE!

SpongeBob & Patrick: [crying] We're sorry!

Squidward: [Enraged] I'm gonna- [rumble noise and they look up] Uh, oh. [the ground shakes and Bikini Bottom falls underground]

Episode 23

Tunnel of Glove [7.23b]

SpongeBob: Pearl? I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove... it's the Tunnel of EVIL!!!!

Episode 26

Perfect Chemistry [7.26b]

SpongeBob: Here's your teleporter, lab partner.

Sandy: [picks it up] Thanks, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Can you please call me lab partner?

Sandy: So where do I hook up my teleporter?

Plankton: Oh, just plug it into that doohickey over there. [points to the steamer]

Karen: Just who are you calling a doohickey?

Sandy: Wowee! Is that a real Mark III Surplus W.I.F.E.omatic? She is beautiful.

Cast

• Tom Kenny as SpongeBob, Snooty Narrator, TV Voice, Narrator, Chopped Liver, Cop #1, Squidward's House, Jellyfish, Carney Fish #1, Fish #2, Fish #40, Fish #47, Fish #83, Gary, Worker Fish, Customer #5, Cod Darringer, Hans, Cop, Trash Fish, Fish #107, Cowboy, Mail Fish, Bellboy, Crab #1, Beuford, Customer (male), Fish #64, Fish #37a, Director, Cop, Scotsman, Reporter, Man, Mayor, Jellyfish, Dirty Bubble, Pyrite Panderer, Hand Creature, Professor Magma, Snail #13, Cop, Brad, Pet Shop Owner, Snail #1, Fish #107, Snail #2, Big Poodle Worm, Fish #41, Fish #40, Fish #1, Popeye Fish, Old Man Fish, Cop, Old Fish, Fish #106, Kid #2, Smitty, Chef, Radio Voice, Elderly Fish #1, Gang Member #1, Fish #6, Fish #2, Trucker, Nanny, Fish #107, Triplet #2, Keystone Cop #2, Commissioner, Teller, SpongeBob's Grandson, TV Voice, Fish #39, Old Fish, Kid Fish, Citizen, Fish #92, Fish with Plate, Fish #60, Future Fish #331, Phone, Fish #108, Announcer, Soap Opera Fish, Cupid Robot, Police Fish, Prince Robot, Male Customer #6, Fish #107, Male Fish, Tuck, Live Action Broccoli
• Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick, TV Producer, Fish #1, Customer #2, Health Inspector, Assistant, Fish #105, Fish #107, Fax Machine, Dad Fish, Customer, Tibor, Yokel #2, Mayor, Conductor, Passenger E, Fish #107, Fish #37b, Patrick Not-Star, Fish #108, Sam
• Rodger Bumpass as Squidward, Leftover, Fish #107, Customer #3, Announcer, Chintzy McGee, KK Customer, Fish #41, Mailman, Cop #107, Cop, Quarter, Fish #108, Fish #1, Keystone Cop #1, Vendor, Fish #69, Middle Fish, DJ, Fish #107, Bartender, Doctor, Fish #23, Boss, Male Customer #3, Fish #38
• Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs, Carney Fish #2, Fish #83, Customer #1, Dad, Giant Bell Hop, Customer, Eagle Head, Ranger, Fish #83, Fish #49, Cop #1, Vacuum, General, Fish #40, Passenger F, Guy, Male Customer #3, Fish #37, Clint
• Mr. Lawrence as Plankton, Larry the Lobster, Customer #1, Citizen Fish #45, TV Narrator, Sinister Slug, Cop, Fish #6, Doctor, Fish #37a, Fish #3, Fish #5, Newscaster, Passenger B, Fish #41, Fish #106, Fish #114, Cop Fish, Fish #40, Tour Organizer, Newscaster, Ice Cream Fish, Frank
• Carolyn Lawrence as Sandy, Fish #7, Fish #87
• Dee Bradley Baker as Zeus, Squilliam, Cop, Worker, Newscaster, Billy, Boss, Director, Cloaked One, Boy Fish, Crab #2, Host, Atomic Flounder, Jumbo Shrimp, Elastic Waist Band, Radio DJ, Anchor Fish, Kid Fish, Pirate #1, Bully Snail, Billy, Baby, Small Poodle Worm, Fish #107, Fish #42, Fish #60, Fish #41, Fish #27, Security Guard, Rrarrg, Fish #41, Fish #41, Eel, Old Man Jenkins, Fish #107, Kid #1, Cletus, Dude Fish, Fish #4, Ancient Warrior, Perch Perkins, Porter, Baby Triplet, Werewolf, Seahorses, Fish #41, Woman Fish, Newscaster, Fish #85, Fish #115, Fish #107, Future Fish #1, Clams, Fish #85, Fish #1, Worm, Gill, Sea Chicken, Whelks, News Anchor, Baby Whelks, Scallop, Male Fish, Clerk, Newscaster, Announcer, Fish #26, Crawly Clown Robot, Male Customer #1, Paramedic #25, Male Customer #7, Fish #92, Fish Cop, Howard
• Lori Alan as Pearl, Grandma, Mermaid #2, Girl Fish #104
• Jill Talley as Twin #1, Twin #2, Karen, Fish #48, Fish #49, Customer #4, Fish #157, Mom, Gramma, Fish #45, Fish #46, Mermaid #1, Mermaid #3, Miss McGuffin, Fish #49, Nurse #1, Nurse #2, Cashier, Kids, Billy, Female Customer #2, Fish #46, Fish #47, Fish #48
• Sirena Irwin as Agent Fish, Actress, Reporter, Kid Fish, Fortune Teller, Fish #46, Miss Appear, Mary, Monica, Fish #115, Mermaid #4, Betsy, Lady Fish #1, Elderly Female Fish #2, Elderly Female Fish #1, Lady Fish, Little Girl Fish, Fish #45, Girl Fish #7, Roxanne Robot, Mom, Female Customer #1, Granny, Squilvia, Lady Fish
• Mary Jo Catlett as Mrs. Puff
• Bob Joles as Man Ray
• Mark Fite as Junior, Ol' Jim, Male Customer #5, Male Customer #8, Paramedic #26