SpongeBob SquarePants/Season 7

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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

Episode 1[edit]

Tentacle-Vision (1.1)[edit]

Patrick: [laughing] My shorts are wet!

Squidward: Patrick, just how dumb are you?
Patrick: It varies.

I Heart Dancing (1.2)[edit]

Squidward: [upon seeing SpongeBob dancing] That is the stupidest dance I've ever seen.
SpongeBob: [to Squidward] Who put you on the planet?

Twin Sisters: [singing] We're tiny, we're cuddly, we're bubbly, wubbly, huggly!
Talent Agent: That was very cute, girls! [then annoyed] In fact, it's too cute. You're out.
Twin Sisters: I told you it was a stupid idea... and I hate you, too!

Episode 2[edit]

Growth Spout (2.1)[edit]

Cracker: What am I, chopped liver?
Offscreen voice: No, that's what I am. [zoom out showing a jar of chopped liver]

Mrs. Puff: [in her sleep] Must...protect garden.

Squidward's house: Oh, well. I needed to lose a little weight anyway.

Stuck in the Wringer (2.2)[edit]

Episode 3[edit]

Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy (3.1)[edit]

The Inside Job (3.2)[edit]

[Plankton unplugs SpongeBob's ear drum]
Plankton: Let me see what I can tune in here. Hmm.
Mr. Krabs: The secret of the Krabby Patty formula is--
Plankton: Jackpot!
Spongebob: Huh?
Mr, Krabs: I said--
SpongeBob: Could you speak a little louder, please?
Mr. Krabs: The secret to the Krabby Patty formula--
SpongeBob: What?
Mr. Krabs: Hold on.
Plankton: Here it comes!
Mr. Krabs: [shouting into a megaphone] THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...! [The shouting causes Plankton's ears to pop]
Plankton: OW!!! I hate my life!

Plankton: Enough with these petty carnal senses. If I'm going to get the Krabby Patty recipe...[he arrives at...] The brain!
[Snickering evily, he sticks one end of the mind connector to the brain and absorbs some of it]
Plankton: Hi, friend! [he gasps as he saw "Superficial Greetings" on the brain] "Superficial Greetings"? What kind of idiot...? [sees the parts of the brain] --"Personal Opinions"? "Knock-knock Jokes"?! No, no, no, no! This is all useless!

Episode 4[edit]

Greasy Buffoons (4.1)[edit]

Mr. Krabs/Plankton: Oh, no! Did somebody call the Health inspector?
Health inspector: Did somebody call a... Health inspector?

Model Sponge (4.2)[edit]

Episode 5[edit]

Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful (5.1)[edit]

A Pal for Gary (5.2)[edit]

[Spongebob sees little puffy fish being sold by a peddler, and becomes enticed by them and decides to get one of them for Gary]
SpongeBob: I'll take that one right there!
Store Owner: You wish to have one of my rare and extremely dangerous... huh?
SpongeBob: Oh yeah this is the one. [picks one of them]
Store Owner: Beware, boy, this is no ordinary pet!
SpongeBob: Oh, Gary's gonna be so happy!
Store Owner: You must understand. These pets can be very unstable. especially around other pets!
[She proves this by showing a picture of a cat next to another puffy fish, who snarls at it.]
SpongeBob: [obliviously] Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, bye. [he runs off]
Store Owner: Why bother? They never listen.

Spongebob: Ahh. I can rest so peacefully, now that Gary's got a good pal they could play with.
[Just as he goes to sleep, Gary bursts through the door, scared and meowing in alarm, causing him to wake up with a start.]
Spongebob: Gary! Shame on you! [takes Gary back in the living room] Puffy Fluffy is perfectly harmless. [he takes the blanket off, revealing what he thinks is normal Puffy Fluffy] See there he is fast asleep. Now will you let me sleep, Gary, please? [sets Gary back on a small green bed and covers him with a small blanket] Good night. [goes back to bed]

[After Spongebob wakes up and notices the damage to the house, thanks to Puffy Fluffy]
Spongebob: Huh? What's this? Must have been a sea quake last night. Oh well, what are you gonna do? [opens the galley door which falls over] That's unusual. WHOA!! [sees the library which is a total wreck] My library! [gasps] And my prized memoirs of T.S. Halibut! [gasps] My clothes! [picks up his torn pants] This was no random sea quake, Who could have done this? Why, there was no one here except... [mistakenly realizes something] ...Gary. I bet he's jealous about the new friend!

Episode 6[edit]

Yours, Mine and Mine (6.1)[edit]

Patrick: Uh, I'm not home right now! Please leave a message! Beeeep...
SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me! SpongeBob! It's my turn to play with the toy!
Patrick: I can't go out! I just washed my hair!
SpongeBob: You don't have any h-come out, Patrick! It's MY turn!!
Patrick: Got any ID?
SpongeBob: I have my milkshake dispenser operator license.
Patrick: [looks at it] Looks fake to me pal! Bye-Bye now!
SpongeBob: Well, I guess I had best be going! [Pretends to walk away] I'm walking away...Here I go... [quietly] I'm gone now! [hides on Patrick's antenna]
Patrick: You sure?
SpongeBob: I'm sure! [Patrick comes out, he jumps at him] Hi, Patrick! Time to SHARE!
Patrick: DECEIVER! You didn't leave at all!!
SpongeBob: Oh, and you were washing your hair!?!
Patrick: I was too, See? [shows his armpit hair]

SpongeBob: [Surprised] Gary was so right about you! You're a non-sharer!
Patrick: Gary said that? You're off my friend list, Gary!!
Gary: Meow. [turns and slithers back into SpongeBob's house]
SpongeBob: Hand it over, Patrick! I get to play with the Patty Pal today!
Patrick: You can't take it, It's not fair!
SpongeBob: How about I take it for half a day?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: How about we trade off every hour?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: Every half hour?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: Every fifteen minutes?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: Five minutes?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: One minute?
Patrick: N-n-no!
SpongeBob: Okay then, for our final offer we trade off every second!
[They pass Patty Pal back and fourth every second]
Patrick: One.
SpongeBob: One.
Patrick: One.
[Pause, Patrick runs off while SpongeBob tears himself angrily]

Kracked Krabs (6.2)[edit]

Mr. Krabs: Lad, you're surrounded by stingy wisdom, so try to pick up some pointers. But whatever you do, don't lend anyone money!
SpongeBob: [lending money to another crab] 25, 26...

Episode 7[edit]

The Curse of Bikini Bottom (7.1)[edit]

Squidward in Clarinetland (7.2)[edit]

Squidward: Order up, SpongeBob!
[walk towards SpongeBob]
Squidward: SpongeBob! What do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be fry cooking. I told you not to touch my stuff!
SpongeBob: I didn't! I wore protective gloves! And besides, don't you like how classy it look now?
Squidward: Velvet..
SpongeBob: Now I'd like to stand by and idly chat with you, Squidward, But I must attend to my Krusty Krab duties! In the future, please keep your interruptions to a minimum sir, please!
Squidward: Hey, come back! I need my clarinet! Come Back! Where are you? Sponge-

[bumps into an eagle head]

Eagle: I am the keeper of the horned forest, state your business here.
Squidward: uuhh.. I'm.. trying to find my clarinet.
Eagle: Your clarinet?
Squidward:: Yes, my clarinet! Which I am the proud owner.

[Eagle laughs]

Eagle: A clarinet is not owned. Why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Squidward: You calling me a liar?!

[Eagle grabs Squidward with his tongue]

Eagle: I don't appreciate your tone.
Squidward: I'm sorry I-I-I didn't mean to offend you.
Eagle: This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution. You need to learn respect.
Squidward: [Eagle squeezed squidward tightly] I've learned.. [loosely] I've learned respect...
Eagle: I don't believe you.

[Swallows the eagle and he ends up in the stomach, Squidward sees SpongeBob]

SpongeBob's Last Stand (Episode 8)[edit]

SpongeBob: Okay everyone, say goodbye to the worst thing that's happened to this town since 97 cent stores.
Everyone: Yeah! [SpongeBob tries to break the highway with the tractor, but it just stopped!]
Plankton: Good effort, Spongedope, but you can't tear up my highway, it's indestructible!
Larry Lobster: Not if we have anything to do with it!
SpongeBob: Larry Lobster!
Larry Lobster: That's right pal, but that's not all. [Sandy walks out from the crowd, waving]
SpongeBob: Sandy Squirrel! [Mrs. Puff walks out of the crowd] Mrs. Puff! [Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy both walk out from the crowd] Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy! [Patrick walks out from the crowd] Patrick!
Patrick: Su-Su-Su-Su!
SpongeBob: And Squidward! [Squidward walks out from the crowd]
Fish 3: Nope, that's everybody!
Larry Lobster: Push! Harder!
SpongeBob: Harder still!
Fish 3: You heard the little square guy, yeah! [Everybody lines up behind the tractor and pushes it]
Plankton: Wait! I didn't count on all of you working together! [Everybody pushes hard enough that the highway breaks!] My highway! Stop, you can't! [Plankton gets crushed by the tractor!]
Everyone: Yeah! [The arch over the Krusty Krab breaks down in a pile of dust and the smog clears]
Mr. Krabs: Praise Neptune.
SpongeBob: [singing] Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, it's the jellyfishing song!
Jellyfish: Clap!
SpongeBob: [singing] Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, everyone sing along!
Jellyfish: Clap!
Everyone: [singing] Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, it's the jellyfishing song!
Jellyfish: Clap!
Everyone: [singing] Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly everyone siiiiinnnnggggg! [The camera zooms out and we cut to the Jellyfish Fields ranger]
Ranger: [bored voice] Everyone sing along. [He switches the "closed" sign to "open," and then walks away]

Episode 9[edit]

Back to the Past (9.1)[edit]

Mermaid Man #2: [running out of the time machine along with the second Barnacle Boy, Spongebob and Patrick] Keep your tongue out of my tarter sauce!
Mermaid Man #1: Imposters!
Mermaid Man #2: Who are you calling imposter, imposter? I must prevent our tarter sauce from being eaten by that... [pans to Patrick] ...That fool!
Mermaid Man #1: If I want to get near my tarter sauce, I gotta go through me first!
Mermaid Man #2: I’m gonna make you eat those words!
Mermaid Man #1: Bring It! [gets "slapped"] Take this! ["punches" himself's hair] I’ll never let you win!
Mermaid Man #2: Oh, yes I will!
Young Mermaid Man: What do you make of this, Barnacle Boy?
Young Barnacle Boy: Tangled Timeline, Mermaid Man. I...
Man Ray: [laughs wickedly] You old coots provided me the perfect distraction. Now prepare to be disappeared!
Young Mermaid Man: Sounds good on paper, you purveyor of pure evil, but, fortunately, we all know what happens to paper underwater. Barnacle Boy, the tartar sauce. [pours tartar sauce on the Second Man Ray]
Patrick #2: Wow! I've never eaten that much tartar sauce.
Patrick #1: Yes, you have.
Patrick #2: Well, it sure ain't sittin' right.
Man Ray: [laughs wickedly] Foolish mools. Once again, your bufoonery has given me victory! [blows up the tartar sauce can and laughs wickedly] Oh, I'm going to savor this. It's not every day I get to defeat Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy three times over! [is about to shoot two SpongeBobs, Patrick, two Old Mermaid Mans and Barnacle Boys but another locker comes]
SpongeBob #2: [He along with the second Patrick comes out of the machine] Patrick, don’t eat the tartar sauce!
Man Ray: You’re too late! Your fat friend beat you to it. Now, prepare to taste laser! [another time machine comes, which it opens, and the third SpongeBob and Patrick are falling, screaming] So how...
SpongeBob #4: [The time machine door with the fourth SpongeBob and Patrick] I told you we had to go back farther!
Man Ray: Uh... [Thinks but another time machine comes]
Mermaid Man #3: Up, up, and away! [The third Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy jump out and fall to the ground]
SpongeBob #5: [another time machine opens with the fifth Patrick also] Now, Patrick! [He along with the fifth Patrick pour tartar sauce on the third Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and drop the can on them]
Man Ray: I can't get my head around this. Where are they all coming from? [The second Man Ray's machine comes] Another machine? [The second Man Ray comes out]
Man Ray #2: [shoots his own whole time machine and laughs wickedly] I took care of your blasted time machine! [laughs again and flies away]
Man Ray #1: Uh! I got to sit down and think this through.
Young Mermaid Man: [chains the first Man Ray] Gotta! You've got plenty of time for thinking in the stony lonesome.
Man Ray #1: I'm sorry, did you say something? I'm still trying to comprehend what just happened here.
Young Mermaid Man: It's pretty simple, really. You were defeated by a convoy of continuum-cruising crime stoppers. Thank you, SpongeBob and Patrick.
Four SpongeBobs and Two Patricks: You're welcome! [another time machine which holds seven SpongeBobs and six Patricks comes]
SpongeBob #6 and Patrick #6: Oh, hi there! Hello! Hello! Hello!
One Other SpongeBob: We just wanted to come back and revisit the day that evil was defeated forever. [another time machine appears]
SpongeBob #7: Hey, how you doing?
Patrick #7: We're here. [two time machines appear]
Eighth and Ninth SpongeBobs and Patricks: Oh, hi there! How you doing?
Tenth SpongeBob and Patrick: Hello! Hello! [more time machines appear]
Even More SpongeBobs and Patricks: Oh hi there! [More and more appear while the episode pans into outer space] Hello! Hello!

The Bad Guy Club for Villains (9.2)[edit]

[A cut with the end credits are shown.]
Patrick: Hey, what happened? Why are those squiggles on the screen?
SpongeBob: Those are called "End Credits", Patrick.
Patrick: End credits? But I don't want it to end!
SpongeBob: That's why Neptune gave us the rewind button! [SpongeBob pushes a button]
Patrick: Thank you, Neptune! [The screen goes back to the beginning and zooms in before the episode ends]

Episode 10[edit]

A Day Without Tears (10.1)[edit]

SpongeBob: He was a good little Krabby Patty. [sniffs] I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--[opens the trash lid and begins crying]--I came to love him! [the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin] It just isn't fair! [he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]
Squidward: SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!
SpongeBob: But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and then he...
Squidward: Krabby Patty nothing!
SpongeBob: I--
Squidward: [shouting] KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!!! [breathes heavily. SpongeBob whimpers] What now?
SpongeBob: [stifled] You yelled at me... [wailing] YOU YELLED AT ME!!!!!!! [continues sobbing]
Squidward: All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.
SpongeBob: And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.
Squidward: Yes!
SpongeBob: Why?
Squidward: [pauses for a second] I have no idea.
SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, there's no way I cry that much. There's not that many tears in my brain.
Squidward: Au contraire. [turns on a TV]
SpongeBob: What's this?
Squidward: It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.
[the video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason]
SpongeBob: [in the video] Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob. Whimper.
Narrator: Thousands of tears later...
[SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video]
SpongeBob: Wow, guess I do cry a lot. I promise I won't cry anymore.
Squidward: Oh, nonsense! I bet you can't go the rest of the day without crying.
SpongeBob: [realizes something] Excuse me a minute. [he walks up to a rotary telephone and dials it, Patrick appears lazily sitting on his couch when his own phone rings]
Patrick: [answers it] Star... residence. Patrick speaking.
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
Patrick: Hey, buddy! Is it 7:30 already?
SpongeBob: No, I'm still at work.
Patrick: How can I help you?
SpongeBob: Do you think that I could go the rest of the day without crying?
Patrick: [mouth full with popcorn] Well, of course you can.
SpongeBob: Okay, great, thanks, Patrick.
Patrick: Umm... sure. And did you remember to put that package outside where I told you?
SpongeBob: Yeah, but I left it in a different spot. Just ask Gary, he knows where it is.
Patrick: Oh, yeah. [laughs with his mouth full] Hey, good one, buddy. You almost had me there.
SpongeBob: [chuckles] Okay.
Patrick: Yeah, talk to you later.
SpongeBob: All right, see ya. [hangs up, then walks back up to Squidward] Okay, it's a bet.
Squidward: [shakes SpongeBob's hand] Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to... [thinks] Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.
SpongeBob: Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place. Just you and me. [Squidward retches and swallows] Ooh, what's the matter?
Squidward: Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. [begins talking in his thoughts] No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes.

Summer Job (10.2)[edit]

Episode 11[edit]

One Coarse Meal (11.1)[edit]

Gary In Love (11.2)[edit]

Episode 12[edit]

The Play's the Thing (12.1)[edit]

SpongeBob: Squidward, no! Those patties aren't fit for public consumption!
Squidward: Here, enjoy!

SpongeBob: [tries not to cry] Bless you all.
Patrick: I like throwing food. [chucks a burnt Krabby Patty at SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: OW!!
All: FOOD FIGHT!!!!

Squidward: AAAAAHH!!!
Patrick: Haw haw! Ah haw haw! [hurls an anchor]

Rodeo Daze (12.2)[edit]

Episode 13[edit]

Gramma's Secret Recipe (13.1)[edit]

The Cent of Money (13.2)[edit]

Legends of Bikini Bottom (Episodes 14–16)[edit]

Episode 14[edit]

The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom (14.1)[edit]

Patrick: Uh, I'd like you to meet my friend, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: And you are?
Monster: Raaaaaaaarrrrghhh!
SpongeBob: Nice to meet you, Mr. Raaaaaaaarrrrghhh!

Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle (14.2)[edit]

Mr. Krabs: [to the mermaids] So there's really no way out of this place? [cries] Cause I really need to get back to the Krusty Krab to stop me arch-nemesis from ruining me business.
Lead Mermaid: T.N.O.P, Grandpa.
Mr. Krabs: T.N.O.P?
Spongebob: [to Mr. Krabs] Totally Not Our Problem.

Episode 15[edit]

The CURSE of the HEX (15.1)[edit]

The Main Drain (15.2)[edit]

Episode 16[edit]

Trenchbillies (16.1)[edit]

Sponge-Cano! (16.2)[edit]

The Great Patty Caper (Episode 17)[edit]

Episode 18[edit]

That Sinking Feeling (18.1)[edit]

Patrick: Knock, knock!
SpongeBob: Who's there?
Patrick: I don't know! [laughs]

Squidward: Why were you digging under my yard?
SpongeBob: You told us not to walk on your yard, so, we walked under it.
Squidward: But you buried my house!
Patrick: No need to thank us.
Squidward: THANK YOU?!?
Patrick: You're welcome.

Karate Star (18.2)[edit]

Episode 19[edit]

Buried in Time (19.1)[edit]

Enchanted Tiki Dreams (19.2)[edit]

Episode 20[edit]

The Abrasive Side (20.1)[edit]

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there, SpongeBob! I need you to work an extra 17 hour shift tonight!
SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing Mr.-- [flips to Abrasive SB]
Abrasive SpongeBob: Sorry, Krabs! I'm busy! Unless you're payin' me overtime! [leaves]
Mr. Krabs: Overtime? O... o... o-ver-time...? [He gets out a dictionary] Overtime? Hm, let's see here... "over"... "oversold"... "overspend"... Ah! "Overtime: More money per hour". [mutters for a moment] AHHHH!!! [hides behind desk] Oh, what a filthy, disgusting word!

Squidward: Oh fun. I suppose you want me to play some stupid game, or you'll just follow me around all day and never ever leave, huh?
[He sprays SpongeBob with his hose; SpongeBob flips to Abrasive SB]
Squideard: Tch, huh.
[Abrasive SB snaps his fingers repeatedly]
Abrasive SpongeBob: 'Fraid not, Schnozward! I wouldn't hang out with you for all the money in Krabs' mattress!
Squidward: [hugs him] You don't know how long I've waited to hear those words!

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! You're right on time for our play date!
SpongeBob: Ooh, I can't wait... [flips to Abrasive SB]
Abrasive SpongeBob: ...to ditch you... [flips to Normal SB]
SpongeBob: ...cause you're my best friend... [flips to Abrasive SB]
Abrasive SpongeBob: ...so beat it, tubby! I don't care for your company! [flips to Normal SB]
SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, are you ready to have some fun?
Patrick: I don't know...! [sobs]

Earworm (20.2)[edit]

SpongeBob: [Singing] Doo doo-doo, doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo! Doo-doo do doo-doo do doo-doo do! Trying to stop it is futile! So just listen now to my Musical Doodle! Doo-doo do doo-doo do doo-doo doo-doo. Doo-doo...
Squidward: [Grabbing SpongeBob's lips to make him stop singing] Would you stop that incessant babbling?!
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward.

Mr. Krabs: [Lifts up the floorboard, causing the three customers who were about to leave because they were annoyed by SpongeBob's repetitive singing to fall on top of each other] Whoa! Where ya all runnin' off to?
Female fish: I never got my fries!
Male fish #1: I never got my patty!
Male fish #2: I got drenched in soda! And it was all because that yellow idiot keeps singing that annoying song!

Episode 21[edit]

Hide and Then What Happens? (21.1)[edit]

Shellback Shenanigans (21.2)[edit]

Episode 22[edit]

The Masterpiece (22.1)[edit]

Whelk Attack (22.2)[edit]

Episode 23[edit]

You Don't Know Sponge (23.1)[edit]

Tunnel of Glove (23.2)[edit]

Pearl: Ugh, this ride is lame! Hey! You're allowed to speak now!
SpongeBob: [rapid fire] I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride, don't you think? I mean he's so tough on the outside, but he's got a soft side, too. You know, this one time I was upset because my snail Gary he was sick and he let me leave 5 minutes early. Isn't that the sweetest thing you've ever heard? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Narrator: Two very boring minutes later...
SpongeBob: And theeeen, there was that time that Mr. Krabs yelled at me for getting to work before he did, and he didn't even dock my pay! What a sweet man!!!

SpongeBob: Pearl, I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove... it's the Tunnel of EVIL!!

Episode 24[edit]

Krusty Dogs (24.1)[edit]

The Wreck of the Mauna Loa (24.2)[edit]

Patrick: What's wrong, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Just as I thought. We're being followed. THAT'S IT! [opens seaweed, no one's there] Heh, looks like no one was following us to the secret hideout after all!
Mr. Krabs: Found it!
SpongeBob: Hey, were you following us?
Mr. Krabs: No, I just saw the sign. [Scene zooms out Patrick painting a sign reading "SpongeBob and Patrick's Secret Hideout"]

Episode 25[edit]

New Fish in Town (25.1)[edit]

Love That Squid (25.2)[edit]

SpongeBob: When was the last time you went out on a date?
[Squidward remembers the last date he had was with a female octopus, dancing in 1930's Mickey Mouse style]
Squidward: SpongeBob, you've gotta help me! It's been so long! What do I do?!

Episode 26[edit]

Big Sister Sam (26.1)[edit]

Sam: MORE SPIFFY!

Patrick: Aww, Sam. You don't have to go.
Sam: No. I leave now. Late for manicure.

Perfect Chemistry (26.2)[edit]

Sandy: Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to put Plankton where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas! [episode ends with Sandy laughing evilly]

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