Son of the Mask

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Son of the Mask is a 2005 fantasy slapstick comedy film an aspiring cartoonist who finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. It is a sequel to the 1994 film The Mask.

The next generation of mischief(taglines)

Dialogue[edit]

Loki: He did not!
Museum Person: Good God!
Loki: And don't you forget it!
Dr. Neuman: Apparently, you do not agree with my theories.
Loki: Finally. [looks at the mask] This is a fake!
Dr. Neuman: Yes, but it's a good fake. [Loki the mask at him which hits him in the head] Ouch. Sir, that is museum property.
Loki: Oh, I'm sorry. Let me replace it.
Dr. Neuman: What-- what are-- what are you doing? Perhaps I should inform you I suffer from vertigo and I have a lawyer. Hello? Where's my body? Come get me.
Museum Security Guard: Hold it right there!
Dr. Neuman: I don't like it here.
Loki: Thanks for dropping by.
Museum Security Guard: Dropping?
Loki: Bye!

Shopkeeper: [in Odin's voice] Fool! What in Helvetii were you about to do to this shopkeep?
Loki: Nothing, I was just...
Shopkeeper: Fool! Don't you dare lie to me. You know, Thor never gave me this kind of trouble.
Loki: Okay, here we go again with the Thor crap. Thor, Thor, Thor. You know, father, I'm not like Thor. I'm never gonna be like Thor.
Shopkeeper: [grumbles] I just wish that..
Loki: Can't you just love me for who I am and not for who I'm not?
Shopkeeper: NO! I want you to be more like Thor! Now, I've wasted enough time here. I felt a tremor. A child has been born of the mask!
Loki: Wow, a baby's born of the mask, so that sort of makes me kind of like a dad, huh?
Shopkeeper: Find it!
Loki: The baby or the mask?
Shopkeeper: Find the baby and you will find the mask.
Loki: Right.

Loki: Okay, where is the mask?
Tim Avery: What?
Loki: The mask, my mask. Where is it?
Tim Avery: What are you talking about? Who are you?
Loki: I am Loki, God of Mischief.
Tim Avery: Yeah, and I'm Tim, god of crazy babyland. Will you get out of the way?
Loki: That baby is born of the mask, my mask. And where is it?!
Tim Avery: Born of the mask what? Oh, so that explains why he could pee like that! But wait a minute, this is my baby.
Loki: I don't care about that. Just give me my mask!
Tim Avery: I don't know where it is.
Loki: Oh really? Maybe this will jog your memory! [he holds an axe with some arms holding a gun to shoot]
Police: [in Odin's voice, grabs Loki] LOKI!
Loki: Dad?! [Tim heads away]
Police: I wanted you've left me no other choice.
Loki: I don't have time for this! Look, dad, there's Balder!

Tim: [in Odin's voice] LOKI! You have defied me for the last time. [salutes] I've had it up to here with you!
Loki: Dad, please, listen to me. You're holding the baby.
Tim: Silence! You have left me no choice.
Loki: Listen, listen...
Tim: You are here by stripped of your immortal powers and forever banished to the land of mortals.
Loki: No. Please, hear me out. That baby...
Tim: Whoa.

Tim: Hello?
Jorge: Hey, buddy. Can you get down here now? Daniel's asking for you.
Tim: No, I can't come in right now. I'm stuck here with my kid!
Jorge: You'd better think of something, he wants to see your drawings before the pitch on Friday.
Tim: I'll do the drawings now and I'll fax 'em over after lunch.
Jorge: All right.
Tim: Okay, bye.

Tim: Babe! I got incredible news!
Tonya: Really? I think I do too!
Tim: Really? What?
Tonya: Um, you go.
Tim: No, you go.
Tonya: Okay, I'm gonna go.
Tim: Babe, let me go.
Tonya: Okay, go.
Tim: Guess who got moved up to the second floor? [Tonya gasps; both Averys vocalize hip-hop music]
Tonya: Oh god, that is so great! I am so proud of you. Oh, then it was meant to be.
Tim: What's meant to be? What's your news?
Tonya: I've been feeling really funky all day, and you're not gonna believe this.

[last lines]

Tonya: Yeah! Yeah! Honey, oh, that was such a good show. But, I think you might need to add another character.
Tim: What? Really?
Tonya: Yeah. [she and Tim kissing each other]
Tim: What do you think about that, Double A? A little brother or sister? How does that sound? [Alvey winks]

Taglines[edit]

  • Who's next?
  • The next generation of mischief
  • The Power of Mischief
  • Sequel to the #1 box-office hit.

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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