Spider-Man: Homecoming

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Spider-Man: Homecoming is a 2017 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character Spider-Man and is part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The film is about a teenage boy living a double life in New York City as a vigilante using spider-like abilities.

Directed by Jon Watts. Written by Watts, Jonathan Goldstein, John Francis Daley, Christopher Ford, Chris McKenna, and Erik Sommers.
Homework can wait. The city can't. taglines

Peter Parker/Spider-Man[edit]

  • Hey, Happy, um, here's my report for tonight, I stopped a grand theft bicycle, couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note. Um, I helped this lost, old Dominican lady. She was really nice and bought me a churro. I just, um, feel like I could be doing more.
  • Great movie!
  • Hey, guys! The illegal weapons deal ferry was at 10:30, you missed it!
  • Sup guys? Forgot your PIN Number? Whoa! You're the Avengers!
  • It is I, Thor, Son of Odin!
  • I'm nothing without this suit!
  • Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriend's dad.
  • I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time. It's not cool.
  • Yeah, a kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
  • I'd rather just stay on the ground for a little while. Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Somebody's got to look out for the little guy, right?

Adrian Toomes/Vulture[edit]

  • The world's changing, It's time we change, too.
  • Business is good.
  • If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we're through. You're out there, wearing that goofy thing, lightin' up cars, calling yourself the Shocker. "I'm the Shocker. I shock people." What is this, Pro Wrestling?
  • Eight years. Not a word from the feds, nothing from those Halloween costume wearing bozos up there in Stark Tower. And then all of a sudden, this little bastard in red tights shows up, and he thinks he can tear down everything I've built. Really? I'm gonna kill him.
  • And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, 'Cause if you do, I'll kill you, and everybody you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand?
  • Those people, Pete, Those people up there, the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. Guys like us, like you and me, they don't care about us. We build their roads, and we fight all their wars, and everything, but they don't care about us. We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. That's how it is, I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter.
  • If I knew who he was, he'd already be dead.

Happy Hogan[edit]

  • That was a private conversation. I don't like joking about this. It was hard for me to talk to you about it.
  • We just gotta load Tony's old Hulkbuster armor, prototype for Cap's new shield and the Meging... The Meg... The... Thor's magic belt.
  • You don't see that every day.

Michelle "MJ" Jones[edit]

  • Too late. You guys are losers.
  • I'm not obsessed with him, I'm just very observant.
  • Can't believe you guys are at this lame party.
  • Am I?
  • Oh, I know, I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis, It's you.

Aaron Davis[edit]

  • I just need something to stake out somebody, I'm not trying to shoot them back in time.
  • I don't want those weapons in the neighborhood, I got a nephew who live here.
  • Can I give you some advice? You gotta get better at this part of the job.

Anne Marie Hoag[edit]

  • Attention, please! In accordance with Executive Order 396-B, all post-battle clean-up operations are now under our jurisdiction. Thank you for your service, we'll take it from here.
  • If you have a grievance, you may take it up with my superiors.

Aunt May[edit]

  • What's the matter? Thought you loved larb, It's too larby, Not larby enough, How many times do I have to say "larb" before you talk to me? You know I larb you.

Tony Stark/Iron Man[edit]

  • Don't do anything I would do. And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There is a little gray area in there and that is where you operate.
  • Can't you just be a friendly, neighborhood Spider-Man?
  • Hi, Spider-Man, Band practice, was it?
  • What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.
  • If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it.
  • [to Peter at the Avengers' new base] Sorry I took your suit. I mean, you had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was the perfect sort of tough love moment that you needed, right? To urge you on, right? Wouldn't you think? Don't you think? Let's just say it was. You screwed the pooch hard. Big time. But then you did the right thing: You took the dog to the free clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies. Alright, not my best analogy. I was wrong about you, I think with a little more mentoring, you could be a real asset to the team. Yeah, anyway, There's about 50 reporters behind that door, real ones, not bloggers, When you're ready... [reveals the Iron Spider armor] Why don't you try that on? and I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: Spider-Man.

Herman Schultz/Shocker[edit]

  • Look, times are changing. We're the only ones selling these high tech weapons.
  • Feds were waiting for us. Now we're on Iron Man's radar? Yeah, I'm running. You should too.
  • He gave you a choice, You chose wrong.
  • You know, I wasn't sure about this at first, but now, damn!

Ned Leeds[edit]

  • You're the Spider-Man, from YouTube.
  • Peter knows Spider-Man!
  • But, you are a kid.

Liz Allan[edit]

  • Yeah, It's our future. I'm not gonna screw it up.
  • You're terrible at keeping secrets.
  • Whatever's going on with you, I hope you figure it out.

Eugene "Flash" Thompson[edit]

  • What's up, Penis Parker?
  • When I say "Penis", You say "Parker"!
  • No, No way. You can't just quit on us, stroll up, and be welcomed back by everyone.

Steve Rogers/Captain America[edit]

  • Hi, I'm Captain America, Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a soldier or student can have, Patience,

Sometimes patience is the key to victory, Sometimes it leads to very little, and it seems like it's not worth it, And you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing. How many more of these?


Cindy: Wait, what's happening?
Girl: Peter's not going to Washington.
Cindy: No, no, no.
Abe: Why not?
Liz: Really, right before Nationals?
Michelle: He already quit marching band and robotics lab. [students stare at her] I'm not obsessed with him, I'm just very observant.

[at gym class, the students watch a video of Captain America]
Steve Rogers: Hi, I'm Captain America. Whether you're in the classroom, or on the battlefield, physical fitness can be the difference between success or failure. Today my good friend, your gym teacher, will be conducting the Captain America Fitness Challenge.
Gym Teacher: Thank you, Captain. I'm pretty sure this guy is a war criminal now, but whatever, I have to show these videos; it's required by the state.

[at shop class, Peter is disassembling a Chitauri power cell with a hammer]
Ned: Oh, what is that?
Peter: I don't know, some guy tried to vaporize me with it.
Ned: Seriously? Awesome. I mean, not awesome... totally uncool, that guy, so scary.
Peter: Yeah, well, look, I think it's a power source.
Ned: Yeah, but it's connected to all these micro-processors. That's an inductive charging plate: that's what I use to charge my toothbrush.
Peter: Whoever is making these weapons is obviously combining alien tech with ours.
Ned: That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. I just want to thank you for letting me be a part of your journey.
[Peter rolls his eyes at this]

[Peter and Ned are tracking a homing beacon attached to an arms dealer]
Ned: They stopped.
Peter: Maryland?
Ned: What's there?
Peter: I don't know. Evil lair?
Ned: Evil lair?
Peter: Dude, a gang with alien guns run by a guy with wings? Yeah, they have a lair.
Ned: Badass.

Mr. Delmar: How's your aunt?
Peter: Yeah, she's alright.
Mr. Delmar: (in Spanish) His aunt is a hot Italian woman.
Peter: (replies in Spanish as well) How's your daughter?
Mr. Delmar: (smile drops) Yeah, alright. Ten dollars.
Peter: (laughs) It's five dollars.
Mr. Delmar: For that comment, ten dollars
Peter: Hey, c'mon, I'm joking, I'm joking. (opens wallet and takes out money) Here's five dollars.

[Peter is trying out the Spider-Man suit given by Tony Stark with the suit's AI, Karen, assisting him]
Peter: Whoa, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.
Karen: Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?
Peter: Enhanced Combat Mode? Yeah!
Karen: Activating Instant-Kill!
Peter: No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!
Karen: Deactivating Instant-Kill.
[Peter leaps off his vantage point, failing to swing and crashing into the ground]
Peter: What the hell just happened, what was that?
Karen: [helpful] You jumped off a sign and landed on your face.

Peter: Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?
Karen: Who is Liz?
Peter: Who is Liz? She's the best; she's amazing. She's just a girl who goes to my school. And yeah, I really want to tell her that I like her... and maybe the truth. But, it's kinda weird, you know? Just walk up one day saying "Hey Liz... I'm...I'm Spider-Man."
Karen: What's weird about that?
Peter: Well, what if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? I mean, imagine how disappointed she'd be when she sees me.
Karen: Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all.
Peter: Thanks Karen. [beat] It's really nice to have somebody to talk to.

Peter: Hey Karen, what's up?
Karen: Hey Peter, how was your Spanish quiz?
Peter: Listen, I was wondering if you could help me: I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night, but I mean, I can only kinda remember part of the license plate.
Karen: I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter.
Peter: Footage?
Karen: Yes Peter, I record everything you see.
Peter: Everything?
Karen: Everything. It's called a Baby Monitor Protocol.
Peter: Yeah, of course it is. Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday.
Karen: With pleasure.
Peter: [in recording, doing impressions in his bathroom mirror] Hey, everyone, yeah, kickass party! Hey, what's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you...
Peter: No, no, this is just me messing around. Go later in the day.
Peter: [in recording, holding a wooden meat tenderizer] It is I, Thor, son of Odin! [flexes]
Peter: No, this is definitely not what you want to watch-
Karen: Your impressions are very funny.

[Iron Man has a heart-to-heart with Spider-Man after saving the Staten Island Ferry]
Tony Stark: Previously on Peter "Screws The Pooch", I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the one thing I told you not to do.
Peter: Is everyone okay?
Stark: No thanks to you.
Peter: No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here.
[Tony Stark steps out of the suit to reveal that he IS in fact there]
Stark: I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Do you know that I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid.
Peter: I'm 15.
Stark: No, this is where you zip it, alright? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.
Peter: Yes sir. I'm sorry. I understand. I just wanted to be like you.
Stark: And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter: For how long?
Stark: Forever.
Peter: No! No, no, no! Please, please! You don't understand! This is all I have! I'm nothing without this suit!
Stark: If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay? God, I sound like my dad.
Peter: I don't have any other clothes.
Stark: Okay, we'll sort that out.

[Adrian Toomes drives his daughter and Peter Parker to Homecoming]
Adrian Toomes: What are you gonna do, Pete?
Peter: What?
Toomes: When you graduate, what do you think you're gonna do?
Peter: Oh, I don't know.
Toomes: I'm just saying, all you guys who go to that school, you pretty much have your whole lives planned out, right?
Liz: Peter has an internship with Tony Stark, so I think he has enough to worry.
Toomes: Really? Stark? What do you do?
Peter: [nervous] Actually, I don't intern for him anymore.
Liz: Seriously?
Peter: Yeah, it got... um, boring.
Liz: It was boring? You got to hang out with Spider-Man.
Toomes: Really? Spider-Man? Wow, What's he like?
Peter: Yeah, he's... nice, nice man. Solid dude.
Toomes: I've seen you around, right? Have we ever, because even the voice...
Liz: He does academic decathlon with me, and he was at my party.
Peter: It was a great party, really great, beautiful house, a lot of windows...
Liz: You were there for like, two seconds.
Peter: I was there longer than two seconds.
Liz: You disappeared, like you always do, like you did in D.C., too.
Toomes: [Considering these details] That's terrible what happened down there in D.C., though. Pretty scary. I'll bet you were glad when your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator, though?
Peter: I actually... didn't go up, I saw it off on the ground. Very lucky that he was there that day.
Toomes: ...Good old Spider-Man.
[they arrive at Homecoming]
Toomes: Here we are, end of the line. You head in there, gumdrop. I'm gonna give Peter the "dad talk".
Liz: [to Peter] Don't let him intimidate you. Love you, Have a safe flight. [Liz exits the car. As soon as she's out of sight, Toomes grabs a gun from the glovebox]
Toomes: [turning to Peter] Does she know?
Peter: Know what?
Toomes: So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date. Peter, nothing is more important than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'm gonna give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, You forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, 'Cause if you do, I'll kill you, and everybody you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? Hey. I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?
Peter: ...Thank you.
Toomes: You're welcome. Now, you go on in there, You show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good.


  • Homework can wait. The city can't.


Tom Holland – Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Michael Keaton – Adrian Toomes/The Vulture
Jon Favreau – Happy Hogan
Zendaya – Michelle "MJ" Jones
Donald Glover – Aaron Davis
Tyne Daly – Anne Marie Hoag
Marisa Tomei – Aunt May
Robert Downey Jr. – Tony Stark/Iron Man
Bokeem Woodbine – Herman Schultz/Shocker
Jacob Batalon – Ned Leeds
Laura Harrier – Liz Allan
Tony Revolori – Eugene "Flash" Thompson
Chris Evans – Steve Rogers/Captain America

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