Stupid! is a comedy TV series that premiered on BBC in 2004. The plot of the TV series is about King Stupid who makes people (mainly children) do stupid things.
- I'm the person that made you ask how much a pencilcase was in the "Everythings a pound" shop.
- No Goober you boghouse rat!
- Oh dear! Poor little goth girl!
- Queen Sensible: From now on, we are going to make the world a more sensible place.. *stupid picking his nose* Stupid! Are you delibritly being stupid?
- King Stupid: What? Sorry, were you talking to me?
- DEVIL FINGER!!!
- DOUBLE DEVIL FINGER!!!
- EVIL ELBOW!!!
- COWBITE MOO!!!
- BENDY WENDY!!!
- *laughes* Oh Your Face Graham!
She Fancies You
- First Sister: She Fancies You!
- Second sister: No She Fancies You!!
- First Sister: No She Fancies You!!!
- Second sister: No She Fancies You!!!!
- First Sister: No She Fancies You!!!!!
- Second sister: No She Fancies You!!!!!!
Which one is it?
- First older girl: One of those new teachers is swetty betty she gets big sweet patches
- Second older girl: And when she speaks to you sweat drips off her nose.
- Young girl: Which one is she.
- First older girl: I'm not sure.
- Young girl: I'll just go and ask.
- Both older girls: NOOO!!!
[After returning from two amused teachers]
- Young girl: Can you really get detention every day until you die??
- First older girl: You idiot.
- Second older girl: So which one is she?
- Young girl: I never got an answer I'll just go and ask.
- Both older girls: NOOO!!!
(Audience claps as a pupil gets a prize)
- Teacher: & the next award goes to Neil Johnson for a spotless 100% attendance record! Neil! Neil?
- Other Teacher: He's not here today.
- Teacher: Oh! Right, OK moving on, the award for all round sporting achievement goes to Jas Watkins. Come up Jas.
(Jas walks up on stage)
- Teacher: *Jas snatches certificate* Not so fast girl. Would you like to say a few words?
(Jas shakes her head)
- Teacher: Don't be shy. Do you like the certificate?
- Jas: Yeah, it's great... DOG BREATH! *Puts hand over her mouth & audience gasp*
- Teacher: Do you like school then Jas? I love coming here.
- Jas: I knew that... You old witch! *audience laugh*
- Teacher: Sorry?!
- Jas: I said it's a terrific school, apart from the stink, & the pee teachers. Mind you, the stink comes from the pee teachers because they're too thick to work out how to use a can of deodorant!
- Teacher: Um, right! Thanks for that Jas!
- Jas: You asked you shabby old fat! Where'd you get your clothes from? The 1970s?
- Teacher: Go and sit down this instant!
- Jas: Go and sit down this instant! Go and sit down this instant! Big bulbus head!
(Teachers grab her)
- Jas: Get off me! You've got poo on your fingers! Help! I'm being abducted by poo fingered people!!
(Jas stops fidgeting and calling the people names. Audience is shocked)
- Jas: *Softly and sadly* I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! It just comes out! Can I keep the certificate?
(Teacher snatches certificate and tears it up)
- Jas: That's a no isn't it. *goes back and sits down*