This page was split from Scott Adams, with the quotes that formerly appeared under the "Dilbert comic strips" heading on the Scott Adams page. —LrdChaos 15:54, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
- Dogbert: 63% of all statistics are made up... including this one.
- Dogbert: This'll cure you immediately.
- Dilbert: Really? What is it?
- Dogbert: A placebo.
- Dilbert: A placebo? Now that you've told me it's a placebo, it's not gonna work.
- Dogbert: It will if you think it will.
- Dilbert: But I already know it's a placebo!
- Dogbert: Maybe it isn't.
- Dilbert: You just said it was!
- Dogbert: That's precisely the power of the placebo.