Talking Tom and Friends (TV Series)

Talking Tom & Friends is a computer-animated children's web series and sitcom by Outfit7 Limited, premiere release was on 23 December 2014 on YouTube, with the final episode being released on 24 December 2021. The first three seasons of the show were produced by the Austrian animation studio ARX Anima. Starting with season 4, the show was produced by the Spanish animation studio People Moving Pixels

Dialogue

Season 1 Episode 0

Tom: Are you ready? I hope you’re ready! Because I’m definitely ready! What am I ready for? I’ll tell you what I’m ready for. I’m ready for you TV producers to give me my own show. [Ginger camera down on the hand] Ah. Ginger ! Pay attention!
Ginger: Sorry Tom, not sorry. [hand up to camera]
Tom: Okay, here it is! [jumps to theatrical scenery] The Talking Tom Reality TV Show Audition Video! [screen off]

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[Tom sit in sofa]
Tom: Now, I’m not gonna come on here and be like: “Oh producers, please, please, please, give me a reality show!” No. I don’t need to do that. Why? Because I know when you see my friends and my cool life, you’re gonna be like... [crawl & hold camera] “Oh Tom, please, please, please let us give you a reality show.”

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Tom: Hey, I’m probably being paranoid, [scrathing head] but I just wanted to make sure you knew I was kidding when I was acting like you were gonna be begging me to do a reality show okay? [go leave] Okay. [go back to camera & leave] And cut! [against go back to camera] Thanks Ginger.

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Ben: You, reality show producers, You should know the following: Yes, I’m a tech genius, but I also possess a well-rounded personality. For example, I can be whimsical. [toy chattering teeth playing in table] I’m often spontaneous. [hand with a confetti] I’m organized… [12 rainbow pencil in table] In a fun way! [so a 3 green on left ears & right cyan & 2 blue, pink & purple on the back head, red & orange on nose & pink on mouth & eyes blinking] And most of all, I’m humorous. [glasses with big eyebrow, clown's nose & mustache, poked clown's nose, sound like squesse toy]

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[Ben in "Open Mic Night]
Ben: Joke number one: So yesterday I flew in from the west coast, and boy are my arms tired? [sound fail drums, one human clapping hand, fail sound]

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[Angela sit a toilet with naidfile]
Angela: What are those two bickering about? Do they think that’s gonna impress the Producers? And why am I talking to you instead of talking directly to them? [go back] Huh?... [Hank so pie] Take over! [Hank go a toilet]

[Hank sit a toilet]
Hank: Ehm…Hi! I’m Tom’s roommate Hank. Ehm.. I’ve seen every sitcom made from 1986 to 1994... And… in France I’m called Honk!

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Ginger: Hi, everybody. My name is Ginger, and I’m seven years old! And when I grow up I wanna be just like my role model: Hank!
Hank: Aww, I’m the only one who disciplines the kid... That’s why he looks up to me [Ginger started sound playing a console] [Ginger running back with hand console & Hank running to Ginger] Hey! Give me that!, Ginger!

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[Angela sit a chair, with hand a Notebook Ben started sit Armchair & Tom started sit Sofa]
Angela: Have a seat on the couch and tell the producers about yourself. Tom, you start
Tom: I’m what people call a visionary... Some days I wake up and think, “Let’s see, today I’m gonna design a hot air balloon that can land on a passing asteroid.”
Ben: Except a hot air balloon can’t fly in space…
Tom: That’s a minor detail. Comments like that prove that you’re just not a visionary.
Ben: And you’re not a scientist.
Angela: You two are a great team. Tell us about some of the apps you’ve created.
Ben: Oh! Tell her about the “Ray Ray”.
Tom: Oh why did you bring that up?
Ben: The “Ray Ray” was an app [screen off] that used bursts of microwaves to locate people nearby named Ray.
Angela: Wow! Nobody needs that.
Tom: Well, maybe we should talk about “Cook My Salmon” [screen off] the app that makes your phone so hot it can cook salmon
Ben: Which totally worked, it just drained your battery.
Tom: Ben it set your pants on fire…
Angela: Really guys? So, tell us how you first met.
Tom: Well, it was like a million years ago...
[Tom and Ben fight with bite on head in the primitive]
Ben: No it was eight point three years ago.
[Tom go a Ben & Ben go a Tom just not watched a playing a console & crunched on a head]
Tom & Ben: [high five] Cool

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[Tom and Ben started a fighting]
Angela: Now, who wouldn’t wanna watch that on TV? [Grab a popcorn]
Ben: That’s it ! I am never going to work with you again!
Tom: [angrily & growls]

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[at Night, Tom sit stairs & Hank comes a Tom]
Hank: Hey Tom! How’s it going?
Tom: Not so good... I don’t think my video is good enough to convince the TV producers to give me a reality show.
Hank: Then just turn it into a very special Christmas audition video.
Tom: Would that work?
Hank: Do you know that show “The Hermit Housewives of the Aran Islands”?
Tom: Sure, everyone does!
Hank: They were almost cancelled. And then they turned every episode into a very special Christmas special.
Tom: Would that work for us?
Hank: Don’t ask me, ask this guy!
[garage opened a with Santa Claus dancing]
Santa Claus: Somebody called Santa? Ho-Ho-Ho
Tom: [go to a Santa Claus] Where did he come from?

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Tom: [to megaphone] Okay Ginger. Cue ‘The snow’! And… Action!
Ginger: [throw a snowflake to Santa Claus]
Santa Claus: This season children all over the world are going to be asking me for the same thing. [screen off, Angela falling one paper with next quotes paper] Santa they’re saying, all I want is to see a reality show [screen on, glasses mess] starring Talking Tom and his friends. [glasses take off] Hey, what is this?
Tom: It’s a public service announcement... for children who want me to get my own reality show.
Santa Claus: Kids watch enough TV!
Tom: No, my show will be good! It will be like a Christmas miracle. But I’m not sure the TV producers will like it.
Santa Claus: What do you need a TV producer for?
Tom: To make all my dreams come true?
Santa Claus: HO HO HO! Good one, Tom! You don’t need some out-dated washed-up TV producer to make your own reality TV show.
Tom: I don’t?
Tom: No, all you need is a video camera, a computer and a bunch of crazy goof-ball friends…
[Ben so a computer, Angela with maracas, Ginger ride a Hank like Horses & Ginger Laughs]
Santa Claus: Which you definitely have…
Tom: I do?
Santa Claus: HoHoHo. Yes, you do! So just make the show yourself.
Tom: I can do that. [huge to Santa Claus] Thanks, Santa! This may be the best Christmas ever. [echo]

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Angela: [to toilet] Until that awful singing stops, I’m staying right in here with you, “Confession Camera.” You’re welcome. [camera stops]

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[last lines]
Hank: Santa, [to christmas list] Santa! Santa wait! You forgot my Christmas list!
Santa Claus: Hoho! [foward flying reindeer pull of a sleigh] Email me!
Hank: Oh, Okay [waves hand goodbye to him]
Santa Claus: [sleigh, reindeer flying to the moon] HO-HO-HO [echo]

Season 1 Episode 1

[Ben sit a chair & Writes keyboard on Computer terminal, Tom sit a chair feet on Table]
Tom: This is our Year!, We're gonna Kill it at the un, The big contest thing
Ben: [huge a phone] The Big contest thing [stares straight ahead, then he follows him] I think you mean the “So You Think You Can App” App design contest!
Tom: [check point hand] Yes! That’s the one!

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[Ben sit in Red Sofa]
Ben: Yeah! The winner of this contest gets a key to the famous Silicon Campus and use of the best computers in the world. And a gigantic check! It’s definitely the most important event of our career [pauses, finger on a hand looked like hide clock on hand] And it’s in a few hours It would be good if Tom was, you know, prepared.

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Tom: Okay, so here’s the plan: [goes behind the chair] When they introduce me, first, I’m gonna run across the stage with my hand to my ear like, [hearing hand on a ear] “I can’t heeeear you!” [echo] [walking like a chicken] Then I’ll chicken-walk to the side of the stage but I’ll go too far, [goes a theatrical scenery, open a head behind theatrical scenery to a Ben] see? [screen off] Then when the audience is like “Where’s Talking Tom going?” I’ll spin around and moonwalk [screen on, back reversed walk] right back to center stage! [spinning, check pointed hand]
Ben: The only way we’re going to “kill it”, [two fingers up & down] which I take to mean “win the contest” is if you make it sound like you actually understand the features of the app you’ll be talking about. [gives a phone]
Tom: Yeah, Yeah, whatever….
Ben: Tom, give that back!
Tom: Save the nerd speak for the “terms and conditions” that nobody reads. Okay? [jumping to theatrical scenery]Do you worry about a phone thief getting all of your private information? Well, your worries are over thanks to our new Shockingly Secure Antitheft App!
Ben: Wait, Tom, don’t turn it on!
Tom: Here’s how it works [press the button on phone, sparks, falling down, loss voice]
Ben: Tom, are you Okay?
Tom: [hold a neck] Ow, Wow!
Ben: Your voice?! What’s wrong with your voice?
Tom: This app is…
Ben: Shockingly effective. [stares straight ahead]

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[Tom & the friends searches computer of Dr. Internet Doctor]
Dr. Internet: Welcome to the Doctor Internet This is the Internet, [spinning waves head & hands] we could be anywhere! [strabismus, and then the eyes are normal, waves hand check point up & down] Don’t try to find us. [took out a pen] Please state your name and what’s wrong.
Tom: Oh. Uh... [cough] My name is Talking Tom... And Ben tasered my neck area.
Ben: [to Tom] What?! This is your fault, Tom, not mine!
Angela: Ben, settle down. Let the Internet Doctor work.
Dr. Internet: Well then, open wide and let’s take a look. [laser button on & Tom open mouth & laser to Tom's uvula]
Tom: Aaaaah...
Dr. Internet: [clicked off & on & again laser] P-yew! P-yew! P-yew! P-yew! [clicked off laser] [took out a tablet] Now please hold while I make a diagnosis. [tablet finds image about gnomes clicked founded a gnomes & glasses & take off his glasses] In my ten years as an online doctor and four years of online medical school I have never seen vocal cords this inflamed.
Angela: OK, well, what can we do to help him get better?
Dr. Internet: I’m afraid there’s not much you can do, he’ll just have to stop talking for a week and let his vocal cords get better.
Tom: Stop talking?!
Ben: He can’t! Today is the “So You Think You Can App” App contest!
Dr. Internet: Wow That’s big time! I hear the winner of that gets a gigantic check.
Ben: And a key to Silicon Campus!
Tom: Can I talk today, and then just not talk tomorrow? [cough]
Angela: Uh
Dr. Internet: You could, but if you do, you risk damaging your voice so badly that... you may never talk again! [all gasps] Whelp... What’s that nurse? Oh, time for my emergency medical surgery thingy. I got to go. Poops Surgery elevator [clicked on left] going down to the surgery floor! [fall down hide & hand clicked right off call]
Hank: Wow... He has his own surgery elevator...
Tom: This was our year.
Angela: [closed mouth Tom] Ah Ah Ah, Don’t talk.
Hank: The doctor said don’t talk or you could lose your voice forever.
Tom: But I’m Talking Tom, I can’t not talk.
Angela: Have you ever tried? [fail sound] It’s just a week of no talking. You can do it. Just drop out of the competition. You’ll get ‘em next year!
Ben: Next year? Do you really think I’m gonna drop out of the “So You Think You Can App” App contest?! The biggest App contest of our careers?
Angela: Yeah. You kinda have to. I mean, you did electrocute your partner. He electrocuted himself! [go a Tom & touching him tummy] You listen up for once, Talking Tom! You told me something today, and you said it without words. Do you know what you said? You said, “Ben, you can’t really rely on me because I don’t listen.”
Tom: [cough]
Ben: [angrily] I’m not finished! And you know what else you said without saying a word?! You said, “Ben, I don’t take our business seriously, so you better learn how to do this alone.” [Angela closed mouth Tom] What?! Did you just mumble, “Ben, if you do the competition without me you’ll ruin our company because you’re a terrible public speaker?!” Well since you can’t talk and I can, I’d say right now I’m a better public speaker than you are! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a presentation to give. Alone. By myself. [walking like chicken, cook cooking & strabismus]

Voices

Colin Hanks as Tom
James Adomian as Ben, Ronnie, McGillicuddy & MC
Lisa Schwartz as Angela & Rhonda
Maria Bamford as Ginger, Becca, Flo & Autumn Summers (season 3–present)
Tom Kenny as Hank, Santa Claus, Roy, Mel, Boomerang, Bongo & Jeremy the Germ (season 4—present)
Brain Stack as The CEO & Dr. Internet Doctor
Robin Reed as Xenon
Laraine Newman as Ms. Vanthrax
Carlos Alazraqui as Ricky DeLuna
George Back as Darren
Brandon Johnson as Will Zee
Suzi Barrett as Victoria Payne
Josh Fadem as Jeremy the Germ
Greg Manwaring as Autumn Summers in season 1