The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
- Reality? Your "reality", sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
- And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I never hesitate strongly to recommend.
- Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands.
- I find on occasion that a pinch of snuff can be most efficacious!
- The King of the Moon: Cogito ergo est. I think, therefore you is.
- Berthold: Is there a doctor in the fish?
- Baron Munchausen: The Sultan is going to cut off my head.
- Adolphus: And?
- Baron Muchausen: And?
- Sultan: What about the virgins?
- Horatio: Sultan forget about the virgins! We're out of virgins?
- Sultan: Have you any famous last words?
- Baron Munchausen: Not yet.
- Sultan: Not yet? Is that so famous?
- Baron Munchausen: I'm Baron Munchausen!
- Berthold: That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?
- Baron Munchausen: Come on, Berthold.
- Berthold: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!!
- Baron Munchausen: You're coming with us.
- Berthold: No chance!
- Baron Munchausen: Why not?
- Berthold: I can't remember.
- Baron Munchausen: You're not frightened, are you?
- Berthold: That's it!
About The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
- The negative stories about the shoot that were turning up in the Hollywood press were coming, we found out later, from a source at Film Finances – which was the completion bond company on the film. Their lawyer was a guy named Steve Ransohoff, whose father was Martin Ransohoff – who was Ray Stark's friend and partner. [...] I thought it was quite extraordinary, because the stories were doing two things – they were making me and the whole project look like it was completely out of control and all my fault, and that Film Finance, the completion guarantors, were the only thing holding it together – the people trying to bring control to it... the fact was, they were absolutely useless.
- The ultimate fact was that when the film was ultimately released, there were only 117 prints made for America – so it was never really released. 117 prints! ...an art film gets 400. We were ultimately the victim of Columbia Tri-Star being sold to Sony, because at that time all they were doing was trying to get the books looking as good as possible. We weren't the only film that suffered, but we were the most visible one. And what happened – to complete the story in a neat and tidy way – was that they were not spending any money on advertising to promote any of the movies started by the previous regime – by Putnam's regime. They were burying films left right and center by spending no money on them – and the books looked really good at the end of that.
- The joke is, if you look back, we got the best reviews and we were doing the best business in the opening weeks of any film they had released since Last Emperor. We actually opened well in the big cities – we opened really well. A friend who had bought the video rights said he had never seen anything so weird – Columbia was spending their whole time looking at exit polls to prove the film would not work in the suburbs, and so it would be pointless to make any more prints. He said, "I've never seen anything like this." There it was. Then it becomes this kind of legend – which it deserves to be... even if it's the wrong legend
- Terry Gilliam Plume, Kenneth (November 17, 2000). "Interview with Terry Gilliam (Part 3 of 4)". IGN.
- The adults who should have been there to protect me were my parents, not you…[but] you can’t underestimate how in awe of you people like them can be. They didn’t want to be an annoyance or an inconvenience to anyone, and it must have been daunting to imagine holding up 100 people for your kid.
- Sarah Polley 
- Remarkable. Unbelievable. Impossible. And true.
- Adventure, Comedy, Romance. He was full of it.
- A true story. We've got the film to prove it.
- Bull. He was full of it.
- From the director of "Time Bandits" and "Brazil" a new movie full of NOISE...FLYING OBJECTS...SEAFOOD...CELEBRITIES...COMPASSION...TRAVEL...HONOR...GRAVITY...BULL...he was full of it. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
- John Neville — Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen
- Eric Idle — Desmond/Berthold
- Sarah Polley — Sally Salt
- Oliver Reed — Vulcan
- Charles McKeown — Rupert/Adolphus
- Winston Dennis — Bill/Albrecht
- Jack Purvis — Jeremy/Gustavus
- Valentina Cortese — Queen Ariadne/Violet
- Jonathan Pryce — The Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson
- Bill Paterson — Henry Salt
- Peter Jeffrey — Sultan
- Uma Thurman — Venus/Rose
- Robin Williams (credited as Ray D. Tutto) — The King of the Moon