Alvin: [To Dave] See? I don't even know where the louvre is! Please, take me with you, Dave.
Dave: Alvin, for the last time, this is strictly a business trip, it's just not practical. Besides, I've hired someone very good to take care of you while I'm gone. [a car's tire screeches outside, and what sounds like garbage cans crashing are heard. Theodore groans and puts his head in his hand.]
Simon: Did it have to be Mrs. Miller, Dave?
Dave: Now come on, fellas, she's a very nice woman.
Simon: [To Theodore] I can't believe you'd deceive Mrs. Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.
Theodore: [To Simon] Two packages!
Brittany: [To Alvin] So Alvin, you finally showed up.
Alvin: [To Brittany] Well somebody has to win the race!
Jeanette: What's in the ice chest, Eleanor?
Eleanor: Oh, uh, just some cold treats and sandwiches.
Brittany: Oh, Elly! How can you think of food at a time like this?
Alvin: HELP! [Car speeds off]
Dave: Somebody, help! My son's in trouble!
Inspector Jamal: Inspector Jamal. [Shows Dave his identification card] Let's go.