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The Chipmunk Adventure is an animated film released in 1987 by The Samuel Goldwyn Company, based on the Saturday morning cartoon Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Here's Alvin, Simon and Theodore in their first feature film.

Dialogue

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[First lines]
Dave: [searching through his clothes] The taxi's gonna be here any minute, and I'm not even packed! Has anyone seen my tie?
Simon: [highlighting the tour book] You're wearing it, Dave.
Dave: [sees that he's wearing his tie in the mirror] Uh, uh, thanks, Simon. [grabs some clothes, but his mittens fall off]
Theodore: [hands Dave the mittens while eating his sandwich] Don't forget your mittens, Dave! It's cold in Europe.
Dave: Oh, thanks, Theodore. [grabs the mittens and puts them on a pile of his clothes in his suitcase]
Simon: [finished highlighting the tour book] And don't forget your tour book. I'm marking all the great cities you'll want to visit.
Dave: Great, Simon. [looking through his clothes] Now let's see...Shirts, pants, overcoats, socks...Am I forgetting everything?
Alvin: [rushes in] Me! [jumps on Theodore and landed in the suitcase]
Dave: [opens the suitcase] Alvin, we've been through this a million times!
Alvin: [to Dave] Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life, the Eiffel Tower, the Sistine Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!
Simon: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.
Alvin: [to Dave] See? I don't even know where the louvre is! Please, [grabs Dave's legs] take me with you, Dave!
Dave: Alvin, for the very last time, this is strictly a business trip, it's just not practical. Besides, I've hired someone very good to take care of you while I'm gone.
[A car's tire screeches outside, and what sounds like garbage cans crashing are heard; Theodore groans]
Simon: Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave?
Dave: Now, come on, fellas, she's a very nice woman.
Dave: [to the taxi driver] Just a minute!
Miss Miller: David, your jacket! [gives Dave his jacket]
Dave: Oh, thanks.
Simon: And your tickets! [gives Dave his plane tickets]
Dave: Thanks, Simon. [Alvin opens the door for him] Thanks, Alvin. [Alvin sneaks aboard, annoying him] ALVIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!
[The taxi backs up to the sidewalk, and Dave points outside. Alvin sadly gets off, and walks over to Miss Miller and his brothers]
Miss Miller: Don't worry about a thing, David! The boys will be fine!
[The taxi leaves]
Simon and Theodore: Bye, Dave!
Miss Miller: [kindly to a miserable Alvin resting against her arms] Don't worry, dear. You'll get to see the world soon enough.
Theodore: Since when does Alvin like playing Around the World in 30 Days?
Simon: Since he feels it's as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.
[After Alvin loses the Around the World in 30 Days arcade game to Brittany]
Brittany: [victoriously] Hooray! I won!
Alvin: [jealous] You're lucky this is only a game! You'd never beat me if this was for real!
Brittany: [offended] Oh, is that so?!
Alvin: Yeah, that so! If I had the money, I'd race you around the world right now!
Brittany: Oh, no, you can't!
Alvin: I haven't had something special in my life! You never let me win!
Claudia: [lightens up as she watches their argument and gets a devious idea] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Klaus: Oh, don't be ridiculous. It's too dangerous. They're only children.
Claudia: Exactly. Who would suspect them?
Klaus: No, Claudia, it's out of the question.
Claudia: [slams on the table] Listen to me, Klaus! If you think I'm going to let you botch up this deal like you did the last one...
Klaus: Must you keep reminding me?! I underestimated Jamal! It won't happen again!
Claudia: [strictly] You bet, it won't! We're doing things my way this time!
Brittany: [continues arguing] Well, unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin, I guess we'll never know.
Klaus: [to the Chipmunks and the Chipettes] Excuse us, but we couldn't help but overhear your conversation.
Claudia: We were just wondering if you really could win a race around the world.
Brittany: [stepping in] I would!
Alvin: [covering Brittany's mouth] Not a chance!
Klaus: I know she could win.
Claudia: Would you like to make a little wager?
Klaus: Why not? [to Brittany] I bet a million dollars on this cutie.
[Brittany smiles]
Claudia: [to Alvin] And I bet on this handsome gentleman.
Alvin: [smiles; then realizes] A million dollars? You're joking, right?
Klaus: Certainly not. We're quite wealthy, and very bored. Allow me to introduce ourselves. My name is Klaus Furschtien, and this is my sister Claudia. [Sophie pops her head out of Claudia's purse] And Sophie. [stuffs her back in]
Alvin: We're the Chipmunks!
Theodore: And these are our friends the Chipettes!
[Jeanette and Eleanor wave with a giggle]
Claudia: [feign admired] Oh, the Chipmunks and Chipettes!
Alvin: Come on, Simon. Help me out.
Simon: [firmly] Absolutely not. I refuse to be a part of this deception.
Alvin: Okay, Theodore, it's you and me. We just need Dave to say: "Hello, Miss Miller, I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, to meet me in Europe. Bye-bye." Is the tape recorder ready?
Theodore: [wrapped around in recording tape; nervously] I think so.
Simon: I can't believe you'd deceive Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.
Theodore: Two packages. [holds them out]
Alvin: What could be better? An all-expense-paid trip around the world and a chance at winning $100,000. Besides, we'll be back before Dave gets home.
Simon: Do you realize it's 3:00 in the morning where Dave is?
Alvin: Exactly. [begins dialing the number] He'll be putty in my hands.
Alvin: [grabs the phone and pretends to talk to Dave] Hello? Dave! What a coincidence! We were just talking about you! Sure. Miss Miller, it's Dave. He wants to talk to you.
Miss Miller: Hello? [Theodore accidentally presses the "Reverse" button and the message starts playing in reverse] Huh? [rubs her ear]
Simon: It's not your hearing aid, Miss Miller.
Alvin: [laughs nervously] It's a bad connection. [glares at Simon]
[Theodore presses the "Slow" button and the recording starts playing in slow-motion]
Dave: [recording in slow-motion] Hello, Miss Miller...
[Alvin facepalms]
Miss Miller: David, are you drunk?
[Theodore presses the "Play" button and faints as the recording plays normally]
Dave: [recording] Hello, Miss Miller. I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, to meet me in Europe. Bye-bye.
[As Alvin grabs the cereal box]
Miss Miller: Could you repeat that, David?
[Alvin groans and throws the cereal box in frustration, we fade to black; Later, a taxi drops off the Chipmunks at the Furschtein's mansion]
Alvin: Klaus and Claudia wanted us here at 2:00. I hope we're not too late.
Theodore: Simon, I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller.
Simon: It's called "guilt", Theodore.
Brittany: So, Alvin, you finally showed up.
Alvin: Well, somebody has to win the race.
Claudia: Now, here are the rules...Each of you will be taken a different route.
Klaus: And to make sure to travel completely Around the World. [secretly smuggling the money and diamonds inside the dolls] Both teams must deposit one doll on twelve different locations...You'll be giving opposing team's doll to verify you were there. The first one back wins $100,000!
Alvin: A hundred...
Brittany: Thousand dollars!
Jeanette: [walks over to Simon] Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?
Simon: Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. [Brittany notices] I heard on the news that there's a hurricane coming in that direction.
Brittany: Thank you for your advice, Simon. [drags Jeanette away] What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin.
Jeanette: But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?
Brittany: Oh, Jeanette, don't be so naïve. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.
[The Chipettes' balloon crash-landed in Bermuda after hurricane offscreen, leaving the Chipettes in a mess]
Brittany: Brittany Miller: Well, that was quite a breeze!
Jeanette: A "breeze"?! It was a hurricane! Just like Simon said!
Eleanor: Yeah, Brittany. Why don't you just admit you were wrong.
Brittany: [looking at herself in the mirror] Because I don't think...
Jeanette and Eleanor: Brittany!
Brittany: Okay, okay! I was wr...wr...wr... [but changes the subject] Jeanette, where's our first drop-off?
[Jeanette and Eleanor sigh in annoyance]
Jeanette: [points at the fishing boat] We need Mr. Anton at the Flying Surprise.
[As the Chipmunks land in Mexico...]
Theodore: Isn't Rio beautiful?
Simon: We're in Mexico, Theodore.
Theodore: Oh! That's what I mean.
Simon: Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain. [their balloon instead lands in a tree] Like I said, in the tree. [they jump off the balloon] Your first drop-off is the Cluck 'N Taco.
Alvin: You mean our first drop-off.
Simon: [wisely] I'm only along to see you don't get into too much trouble.
Theodore: [sees the restaurant up ahead] Hey, there it is! The Cluck 'N Taco! [runs up to a counter] I'll have two cheese enchiladas with extra sauce, and a tostada grande, oh, and a quesadilla with a side of guacamole, uh, two chile...
Simon: [setting him down] They're closed, Theodore.
Alvin: [at another counter, where a mechanical sombrero is located] Oh, fellas!
Simon: The instructions say to drop the doll under the little sombrero.
[Alvin places the Alvin doll under the sombrero which covers it and brings it inside the restaurant; The Chipmunks watch while they wait; The sombrero then returns and uncovers the Brittany doll]
Alvin: [grabs the Brittany doll] Well, what do you know? One down, and eleven to go!
Theodore: And one quesa... [the window is quickly shut] ...dilla.
Simon: Forget it, Theodore.
Alvin: [chuckles] And you thought we were gonna have trouble.
[Eleanor and Jeanette have just rescued Brittany from drowning and the hungry shark]
Eleanor: We thought you were a goner.
Brittany: Me too.
Eleanor: We would've been lost without you.
Brittany: I know.
Eleanor: Thank goodness, you're all right! [picks up the Theodore doll and kisses it]
Brittany: [offended] WHAT?! [glares at Eleanor]
Eleanor: [chuckles] Just kidding, Brit.
Jeanette: Come on, guys. We've got a whole world to see!
[The Chipmunks and Chipettes end up meeting each other in Athens, Greece]
Alvin: I love Athens. The nightlife, the girls, the excitement.
Simon: Alvin, you've never been to Athens.
Alvin: Well, it looks like a city I would love.
Theodore: [gasps as he spots a nearby food stand and tiptoes over; to the merchant] I'll have a large order of couscous, and two yalanchi donuts. Quickly, please!
[Alvin grabs an apple from a fruit stand, but someone else has a grip on it, and gets into a tug-of-war]
Brittany: [off-screen] I saw it first!
Alvin: [surprised] Brittany?!
Brittany: [also surprised] Alvin?! What are you doing here?!
Alvin: We're on our way to Istanbul! What are you doing here?!
Brittany: We're on our way to Cairo!
Simon: Uh, have you guys had any, uh, trouble along the way?
Jeanette: Well, there was this guy...
Brittany: [covers Jeanette's mouth] Uh, we've had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?
Simon: Well, actually, I get the feeling...
Alvin: [covers Simon's mouth] It's been a piece of cake! The only problem we have is crowd control! [finally snatches the apple from Brittany] We're the hottest act in rock-and-roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?
Jeanette: No.
Brittany: Sure, we do!
Alvin: [laughs] No, you don't.
Brittany: [angrily, as Eleanor tries to hold her back] All right, Mr. Popularity! [storms up to him] How much you wanna bet we can out-rock-and-roll you?!
[Alvin tips his hat as a bet]
Simon: [to Jeanette] We've got to keep these two apart.
[Alvin and Brittany yank Simon and Jeanette away from each other; Theodore is just about to have his plate of couscous and yalanchi donuts]
Alvin: [grabs Theodore and yanks him away] Come on, Theodore!
Theodore: But my couscous!
[After the Chipmunks and Chipettes have performed a rocking musical number]
Dave: [to himself] I could've sworn...No, it couldn't be. The boys wouldn't...Would they? [leaves in confusion]
[Miss Miller is at the Seville house, cooking in the kitchen]
Miss Miller: [singing while cooking] Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy. Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you apple a-plum and apricot-a too-a. [the phone rings] Oh, rats! Come on-a my house, my house a-come on. [picks up the phone] Hello?
Dave: [on the phone] Uh, Miss Miller?
Miss Miller: [brightens] David! How's it goin'?
Dave: I'm just calling to see how everything is.
Miss Miller: Oh, everything is fine. It's quiet as a mouse around here.
Dave: Alvin's behaving himself?
Miss Miller: He is? Well, that's good.
Dave: Could I talk to the boys?
Miss Miller: Well, I don't see why not.
Dave: Is Alvin available?
Miss Miller: Available for what?
Dave: To talk?
Miss Miller: Well, how should I know?
Dave: Look, Miss Miller, I just called to see if everything was all right.
Miss Miller: Everything's fine, David.
Dave: Well, give the boys my love.
Miss Miller: Why don't you give them your love?
Dave: Well, are they available?
Miss Miller: Available for what?
Dave: Never mind. Nice talking to you, Miss Miller.
Miss Miller: You too, David. And David? Get some rest, will you? [Dave hangs up; annoyed, she hangs up] Oh, that poor man is losing his marbles. [continues singing while getting back to cooking] Come on-a my house, my house I'm gonna give a-you figs and dates and grapes and cakes-a.
[The Arabian Prince falls in love with the captured Brittany]
Arabian Prince: [to his servant] Contact Jamal and tell him he can have the dolls, but I want the girls!
Servant: But Jamal specifically wanted the girls to be returned.
Arabian Prince: [slaps his hand] I do not take orders from Jamal! I am doing him a favor, and as payment, I keep the girls!
Brittany: [sarcastically] Oh! Dream on, Tiny Tim!
Arabian Prince: [making an announcement] Prepare for the engagement ceremony! In ten years, I will make her one of my wives! [falls backwards on his throne]
Brittany: [terrified] One of your wives?! Oh! [runs up and clings on Jeanette]
Eleanor: [laughs nervously] Excuse me, sir. But, you wouldn't want to marry Brittany. She's...Well, she's very difficult.
Jeanette: [puts Brittany down] And she's not very tidy.
Eleanor: And her cooking is atrocious!
Jeanette: And she spends money like a drunken sailor!
Eleanor: And...And when she doesn't get her way...
Brittany: [stomps her foot] That's enough, you guys!
Arabian Prince: [then decided] The ceremony will take place at the altar by dawn!
[The guards take the Chipettes to their room]
Brittany: [while being dragged off] If you think I'm gonna marry that pint-sized twerp, YOU'RE NUTS!
Arabian Prince: [cracks up laughing] "Pint-sized twerp"?! I love that, I love that, I love that! [stops laughing] What is a twerp?
Brittany: [to the maids who dresses her in the Arabic outfit] You don't understand! I don't care how important he is, how powerful he is, how rich he is! Uh, by the way, how rich is he?
[Brittany and Jeanette are in the sultan's treasure chamber. They see the dolls, but cobras appear]
Brittany: Oh, no! How do we get our dolls?
[The cobras advance]
Jeanette: Uh...we don't. [tries to leave]
Brittany: [pulls her back] Wait a minute. You've heard of snake charmers, right? Well, let's charm them.
Jeanette: What's in the ice chest, Eleanor?
Eleanor: Oh, uh, just some cold treats and sandwiches.
Brittany: Oh, Elly! How can you think of food at a time like this?!
Alvin: What's going on?
Simon: Uh, if I'm translating correctly, I think they said that Theodore is their long-lost Prince of Plenty.
Alvin: [ecstatically] Prince of Plenty? Now, you're talking.
Simon: And the only way for us to live, is to be his slaves.
Alvin: [offended] Slaves?! Forget it! [tries to leave, but the natives blocks him with their spears, forcing him to lift the throne; nervously] Where to, Your Royalness?
[The Chipettes wake up in the morning]
Brittany: [yawns] Jeanette, could you pass me something to eat?
Eleanor: [wakes up with a gasp in alarm] Don't do it, Jeanette!
Brittany: [gets up] When it comes to food, Eleanor, you're awfully selfish. [opens the cooler and sees the baby penguin, who waves; gasps] A penguin?! You are going to eat this penguin?!
[The baby penguin cowers in fear]
Eleanor: [rushes up to the baby penguin] Don't be ridiculous, Brittany. We've got to get this little guy back to Antarctica. [whispers] He'll die if we don't.
Brittany: And how do you propose we do that, Eleanor?! Federal Express?!
Eleanor: No, we have to take him.
Brittany: And lose the race?!
[While flying to Antarctica]
Eleanor: [trying to feed the baby Penguin] Just one little bite for Auntie Eleanor.
[The baby penguin lets out a weak chirp]
Jeanette: He's getting worse!
Brittany: What can we do?
Eleanor: [wetting a rag] He needs his mama, Brittany. She'll know what to do. [places the wet rag on the baby penguin's head]
Claudia: [painting her toenails, when the phone rings, grabs the receiver and answers it] Hello.
Phone Voice: Ma'am, we located the girls. They've strayed nearly a thousand miles off course.
Claudia: [angrily] What?! [flings her toe polish across her toes. She wipes up the mess with a hand towel] They must have discovered the jewels and decided to make a break for it!
Phone Voice: Well, ma'am? We tried to stop them. But, they were very very slippery.
Claudia: I don't want your excuses! I want those dolls, and don't come back without them! [slams down the phone, angrily stares at the camera]
[Alvin and Simon are collecting mushrooms in a nearby cave for "Prince Theodore"]
Alvin: 3:00 in the morning and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms! I hope he chokes on 'em!
Simon: Alvin!
Alvin: Well, I've HAD IT! [throws down the mushroom plate to the ground in a fit of anger]
Simon: [finds a series of Ancient ideograms on the walls] Hey, Alvin, look over here.
Alvin: What is it, Simon?
Simon: It's ancient writing that says, "Sacrifice the full moon on the Prince of Plenty." That doesn't make any sense. Oh, how silly of me! It's eyes before eats except after teeth. I got it reversed. It says, "Sacrifice the Prince of Plenty on the full moon."
[A full moon shines in the sky above them]
Alvin and Simon: [gasp in alarm] Oh, no!
Simon: They're going to sacrifice Theodore tonight!
Alvin: Over my dead body!
[The Chipmunks are then seen hanging above a pit of crocodiles while being tied up]
Simon: [annoyed] You mean, over our dead bodies.
Brittany: [notices something] Hey! What's all that ruckus?! It looks like a big celebration.
Eleanor: [looking through the binoculars] Well, they've got a bonfire... [sees Theodore blurred at first] ...and a chubby little butterball tied to a stake. [sees Theodore clearly, and gasps] It's Theodore!
Brittany: They've got the chipmunks! Come on!
[The Chipmunks and Chipettes arrive at the Los Angeles International Airport and their hot air balloon crashes into a plane's wing while the Furschtein siblings wait on the landing strip for their arrival]
Claudia: [sees their balloon] There they are! [the kids crash land on the pavement as she and Klaus walk over to them] Children! Oh, children! Oh, how good to see you, darlings!
Alvin: Don't "children" us! [fiercely points the spear at them]
Brittany: Yeah, we know all about the diamonds!
Claudia: [calling out to the Chipmunks and Chipettes] Oh, wait! Uh, I have a message from...from Miss Miller!
[The kids stop, bumping into one another]
The Chipmunks and Chipettes: Huh?
Claudia: [approaching them] Hand over the dolls, and do as we say if you ever want to see your babysitter again!
Alvin: [thinking about it] Hmm.
Simon: [angrily] Alvin! [takes the bag of dolls from him]
[The Furschtein siblings lead the Chipmunks and the Chipettes to their car, where the kids find Mario bounded and gagged]
Claudia: I'm sure you know Sophie, but I don't think you've met Mario. He has a tendency to talk too much.
Klaus: [shoving Alvin aboard their car] Get in!
Alvin: [as his cap is blown off his head by the wind] Hey! My cap!
[The cap lands in front of Dave]
Dave: [picks up the cap] Hey, this cap look like Alvin's.
Alvin: Dave!
Dave: [turns around] Huh?
Alvin: HELP!
[The car speeds off]
Dave: Somebody, help! My son's in trouble!
Inspector Jamal: Inspector Jamal. [shows Dave his identification card] Let's go.
Claudia: In a few minutes, we'll be on our private jet to Costa Rica. [to Klaus] Here's to me. [she and Klaus see Miss Miller approaching them in her convertible and brace themselves for impact]
Miss Miller: [alarmed] Oh, good heavens! [swerves out of the way]
[The Furschteins' car crashes into a lamppost; Claudia and Klaus are wounded up on the floor, moaning next to Mario]
Theodore: You should have been wearing your seat belts.
Miss Miller: [sees her car mirror falls off] Huh? [sobs hysterically] MY CAR!!! [angrily storms out of the vehicle] I HOPE YOU HAVE INSURANCE, BUSTER! Huh? [looks the right way to where the villains' wrecked car is] Never in all my life have I seen such reckless driving!
Chipmunks: [poking their heads out of the window] Miss Miller?
Miss Miller: [gasps in surprise] Boys?
[Inspector Jamal and Dave arrive at the wreckage]
Dave: [getting out of the car] Kids!
Chipmunks and Chipettes: [running out of the car] Dave! You're here! [they all hug Dave]
Alvin: Oh, it's so good to see you, Dave! Uh, I think.
Inspector Jamal: [spots the groaning Furschtein siblings; smugly] Well, if it isn't my old friends, Klaus and Claudia.
Klaus: [disappointed, raises the glass with sarcasm, to his sister] Here's to you, Claudia. [gets cuffed]
[Last lines]
[Inspector Jamal puts the Furschtein siblings in a police car as they're arrested]
Claudia: [sticking out of the car window as one of the officers tangles with a vicious Sophie] If so much as one hair is out of place on my Sophie, you'll live to regret it! [rides off]
Miss Miller: [sobbing] I can understand this deception from Alvin, but not you, Theodore. [continues to sob, and blows her nose on Theodore's cloak with a honking noise]
Theodore: [also tearfully] I'm sorry, Miss Miller.
Dave: [to Jamal] Thanks for all your help, Inspector.
Inspector Jamal: Thank you. [leaves]
Alvin: [to Jamal] Hey, what about my $100,000?!
Brittany: [annoyed] Your $100,000? We won the race!
Alvin: Oh, yeah?!
Brittany: Yeah!
Alvin: Oh, yeah?!
Dave: [unimpressed] All right, you two. We've got a lot of talking to do. [walks them over to Miss Miller's convertible]
Alvin and Brittany: Yes, Dave.
Simon: Maybe you should let Dave drive, Miss Miller.
Miss Miller: I wouldn't think of it. Besides, driving relaxes me. [as Dave puts Alvin and Brittany both in the backseat with their siblings] Get in, David.
[Dave sits in the front seat and they start to drive home]
Alvin: [pleading] But, Dave, they owed us $100,000!
Dave: [exasperated] Not now, Alvin.
Alvin: But, they've got $5,000,000 in diamonds! Don't we get anything?!
Dave: [annoyed] Alvin!
Alvin: But, we've just cracked a huge smuggling ring!
Miss Miller: [shouts as they drive off down the highway, into the sunset] Shut up, Alvin!
Alvin: Okay, okay. We'll give you half.
Dave: ALLLLVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!
[Fade to black, ending the film]

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