The Croods: A New Age

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The Croods: A New Age (also known as The Croods 2: A New Age or simply The Croods 2) is a 2020 American computer-animated adventure comedy film, produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Universal Pictures. It is the sequel to The Croods (2013). The film's plot follows the Croods challenged by a rival family, the Bettermans, who claim to be better and more evolved.

Directed by Joel Crawford. Written by Kevin Hageman, Dan Hageman, Paul Fisher and Bob Logan. Story by Kirk DeMicco and Chris Sanders
The future ain't what it used to be. (taglines)


  • [as he sees the wall] What the heck is that?!
  • This place is changing everyone.
  • [to Thunk] In my day, we didn't stare at birds! We fought them!
  • It's not just punch monkeys. It-it's kick monkeys, headbutt monkeys, low-blow monkeys, bite monkeys, ab-tight monkeys, shoulders that punch, tails that crunch, tail-stranglers, strange danglers, fang manglers, mouth breathers, brain squeezers, and a dude with... weird eyes!


  • Dad always says the packs sticks together.
  • A girl... friend! I've never had a girlfriend before!


  • [repeated line] Genius!
  • Hold on. Stop. You accessorize with a sloth? I accessorize with a sloth!
  • I'm fluent in punch monkey.
  • [after he gets captured by the shaman monkey] I think I'm his new pet.

Phil Betterman[edit]

  • We happy meet you.
  • Grug, you might be more comfortable if you remove your fur pelt. [Grug: I already did.]

Hope Betterman[edit]

  • I thought cave people died off years ago.
  • Emphasis on the "better".
  • I don't know if cave people belong in a modern world.

Dawn Batterman[edit]

  • Every mark is an adventure.
  • [as Eep reveals her peanut toe to her] Whoa, peanut toe.
  • I got a scar.


[Grug and Phil are relaxing in a sauna inside Phil's man cave]
Phil: [sighs in relief] Don't tell Mrs. Betterman. While she think's I'm toiling in the hot sun, I'm actually in here in my man cave.
Grug: Whew! It's hot in here.
Phil: Grug, it might be a bit more comfortable if you removed your fur pelt.
Grug: Uh, I already did. [points to his fur pelt hanging on a rack next to Phil's clothes]
Phil: Right. It's a place where a father can escape the chaos of family life. Relax. Hang with his bros... if bros he has. Another shark milk?
Grug: So, you come in here to... hide from your family?
Phil: Not hide, help. I help my family. [slurps his shark milk and lays down on his chair]
Grug: So, uh, how does this help your family?
Phil: Yeah, is where I find solutions to my family's biggest problems. [throws a spoonful of water into hot coals, making more steam]
Grug: Okay.
Phil: So, feeling relaxed? Comfortable? Susceptible to suggestion? [in a puff of steam, Phil is suddenly next to Grug] What's your problem, big guy?
Grug: Uh, I don't have a problem.
Phil: Come on, Grug. I've seen you moping around. What's your problem?
Grug: I'm hot. That's my problem.
Phil: Knock-knock. I'm knocking on the door, big guy. Open it.
Grug: No...
Phil: Open up to me.
Grug: No.
Phil: Share with me.
Grug: Uh-uh. I don't wanna. I'm hot.
Phil: Tell me your problem.
Grug: I don't have a problem. You have a problem.
Phil: Tell me your problem. [echoing]
Grug: Don't...
Phil: Tell me...
Grug: I don't...
Phil: Tell me, tell me, tell me...
Grug: [finally snaps] I DON'T LIKE IT HERE, ALRIGHT?! My pack's all split up, there's no one to sleep pile with, you won't let me eat bananas, Guy gave Eep a rock, he kissed my hand! They're planning on leaving the pack. And I don't like you at all!
Phil: Hmm, not that's interesting.
Grug: Yeah, maybe I just need to get to know you better.
Phil: No, not that. The part about Eep and Guy.
Grug: Oh. Guy's trying to take my daughter away.
Phil: Father to father, I worry about my daughter, too. She was so lonely before Guy came back.
Grug: Yeah. It's almost like Guy's the problem.
Phil: Wait a minute. Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Grug: Yes. No. I don't know.
Phil: Are you suggesting we take Guy off your hands, so Dawn isn't lonely, so Eep stays with your and your pack?
Grug: Uh, am I?
Phil: Why, Grug, that's a truly great idea! You've done it! You've solved both our problems!
Grug: No, really?
Phil: So, we have a deal, bro?
Grug: [shakes Phil's hand] Deal.


  • The future ain't what it used to be.
  • All in a day's survival.


  • Kailey Crawford - Sandy Crood / Seeker
  • James Ryan - Sash

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