The Fall Guy
The Fall Guy (1981–1986) is an American action-adventure television series produced for ABC about Hollywood stunt performers who moonlight as bounty hunters.
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Theme song
[edit]- Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don't end up as mine...
It's a death-defying life I lead, I'll take my chances.
I've died for a living in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies,
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.- The Ballad of the Unknown Stuntman, written by David Troy Somerville / Gail Jensen / Glen Larson; sung by Lee Majors
Season 1
[edit]The Fall Guy [1.01]
[edit]- Colt Seavers: [to a thug holding a .22 target pistol on him] You shoot me with that, son, I'm liable to get mad.
- Jody Banks: Colt. If you're going to play cop, at least use real bullets.
- Colt Seavers: Howie, what are you doing here? Why aren't you still in college?
- Howie Munson: It's a long story, Colt.
- Colt Seavers: Yeah, well just give me the Reader's Digest version.
- James Coburn: That was far-and-away the most exciting stunt I've ever seen in my life, Colt --- all that fire and chaos!
- Colt Seavers: Yeah, well, it felt pretty good --- I thought I'd died and gone to Hell!
- James Coburn: Lock that meddling guy up and throw away the key!
- Colt Seavers: Don't throw it too far --- he's a relative of mine!
The Meek Shall Inherit Rhonda [1.02]
[edit]- Samantha 'Big Jack' Jack: Look, Colt, do you wanna earn an easy ten grand or not?
- Colt Seavers: Yeah, about as easy as catching that schoolteacher from Pasadena who'd stolen her mother's cat!
- Samantha 'Big Jack' Jack: Look, don't blame me for that --- I'd had no idea that it was just a ceramic cat!
The Rich Get Richer [1.03]
[edit]That's Right, We're Bad [1.04]
[edit]Colt's Angels [1.05]
[edit]- Howie Munson: Think about it, Colt. A team of Hollywood stuntmen, working undercover with the FBI...
- Colt Seavers: What is that, a police job or a TV series?
The Human Torch [1.06]
[edit]Japanese Connection [1.07]
[edit]No Way Out [1.08]
[edit]License to Kill: Part 1 [1.09]
[edit]License to Kill: Part 2 [1.10]
[edit]Goin' for It! [1.11]
[edit]The Adventures of Ozzie and Harold [1.12]
[edit]Soldiers of Misfortune [1.13]
[edit]Ready, Aim... Die! [1.14]
[edit]Ladies on the Ropes [1.15]
[edit]The Snow Job [1.16]
[edit]Guess Who's Coming to Town? [1.17]
[edit]- Jackie Turlock: Mr. Seavers, get out of town!
- Colt Seavers: [looks up, slyly] That may be the sexiest threat I've ever heard...
Child's Play [1.18]
[edit]Charlie [1.19]
[edit]Three for the Road [1.20]
[edit]The Silent Partner [1.21]
[edit]Scavenger Hunt [1.22]
[edit]Cast
[edit]- Lee Majors - Colt Seavers
- Douglas Barr - Howie "Kid" Munson
- Heather Thomas - Jody Banks
- Jo Ann Pflug - Samantha "Big Jack" Jack (1981–1982)
- Markie Post - Terri Shannon / Michaels (1982–1985)
External links
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- The Fall Guy quotes at the Internet Movie Database