The House Bunny

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The House Bunny is a 2008 film about a former Playboy bunny who signs up to be the new house mother at an unnamed university's nerdiest sorority, Zeta Alpha Zeta, after being kicked out of the Playboy Mansion.

Directed by Fred Wolf. Written by Karen McCullah and Kirsten Smith.
For the girls of ZETA house college life was no party, until Shelley showed up.taglines


  • Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry.
  • The eyes are the nipples of the face.
  • President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro-Hawaii.
  • Kindness is just love with its work boots on.
  • Your biceps are huge! Kiss me!
  • I gotta meet this fricken bird!
  • I like that word...Man Hole.
  • A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.
  • I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me.


Shelley: Hef's kicking me out? Why would he do that? This is my home! This is my family!
Marvin: I hate to say this, Shelley, but maybe it's because of your age.
Shelley: But I'm 27.
Marvin: Yeah, but that's like 59 in Bunny Years.

Shelley: I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help you guys.
Natalie: A-a bunny? You mean like a centerfold?
Shelley: Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials,"Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs." "Girls with Charlie Sheen."

Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence!

Natalie: Shelley that's Colby. I'm in love with him.
Shelley: That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out?
Natalie: Hah no, I've never even talked to him.

Shelley: I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.
Natalie: That's impossible. Your tricks always work.
Shelley: I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.
Natalie: What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her?
Shelley: He's gay?


  • For the girls of ZETA house, college life was no party, until Shelley showed up.
  • They wanted a role model. They got a Playmate.
  • Brains. Beauty. Bravery. These girls got it all... They just don't know it yet.
  • Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... College.


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