The Santa Clause 2

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The Santa Clause 2 is a 2002 American comedy film starring Tim Allen and the sequel to the 1994 film, The Santa Clause. All the principal actors from the first film reprise their roles, except for Peter Boyle, who returns portraying a different minor chacater.

Santa Claus is coming to town, November 1(taglines)


  • Neil, have you ever actually helped anyone?
  • [going on a date] A needlepoint sweater and a mini-van. I'll be back in about 8 minutes.


  • [to Curtis; frustrated] Curtis, you're 900-years-old. Grow up!

Toy Santa[edit]

  • You are a sad strange little man.
  • The town will break our fall.

Mother Nature[edit]

  • Don't mess with me, Santa. I'm pre-El Nino.


  • Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.

Easter Bunny[edit]

  • I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school.


  • You know what, I totally put myself out there doing that. And that was not an easy thing to do, and if you're the kind of man that can't support a woman's ambition, then I don't think there's any reason to continue this date.


Scott: The card holder acknowledges a woman of his choosing. True Love... Not valid in the state of Utah. Holy... Matrimony? I gotta get married!
Bernard: Yes. It's the Mrs. Clause.

Scott: Wait a minute, I got it. I got it. I got it. How about this: The Molarnator.
Tooth Fairy: The Molarnator. I like it. Thank you, Santa. Can we vote right now on The Molarnator?

Abby: It's... Charlie.
Santa: [Obliviously] Sheen? I thought he straightened out?
Abby: Not that Charlie.
Santa: My Charlie. My son Charlie? He's on the naughty list? There's gotta be a mistake.

Lucy: Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?
Scott: What makes you say that?
Lucy: Because you have a reindeer and only Santa has reindeer.
Scott: Lots of people have reindeer.
Lucy: Name five.

Carol: Well, maybe if you spent more time with your son, there would be fewer problems.
Scott: Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend more time with you. It's always such a pleasure.
Carol: Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame that you came unarmed.

Picardo: Good morning, Principal Newman.
Carol: Mr. Picardo, I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?
Picardo: It's dark... and it's cold.
Carol: It's your future, Mr. Picardo. Keep this up, and you will spend the rest of your life stabbing trash by the highway. Do I make myself clear?
Picardo: Yes.
Carol; So what are you going to do?
Picardo: I'm going straight to third-period geometry.
Carol: Have a nice trip.

Toy Santa: Dashing through the snow ln a strip-mining machine Flatten the hills we go Come on! Put a smile on that face, little troll! Wait a minute. l got a joke. This'll cheer you up. Knock, knock!
Elf: Who's there?
Toy Santa: Aren't you?
Elf: Aren't you who?
Toy Santa: AREN'T ARE SUPPOSED TO GET BACK TO WORK"! All of ya! You little idiots! Back to work!

Bernard: Where are you going?
Scott: You know this number one its Christmas I've got to deliver gifts
Bernard: Aren't you forgetting something?
Scott: No
Bernard: You gotta get married.
Carol: Excuse me?
Scott: Carol, l...I cannot continue being Santa...unless I find a Mrs Claus.
Carol: Oh. So that's what the whole noodles and pie thing...You just needed to find a wife.
Scott: No
Carol: No
Scott: Yes
Carol: Yes
Scott: Yes, I was looking for a wife. No, I didn't figure on falling... in love.
Carol: You love me? This is all happening so fast.
Scott: Well, there's no pressure.
Carol: Good
Scott: I just won't deliver the gifts and children everywhere will stop believing, the elves will lose their jobs, the North Pole will disappear and Christmas will be gone.
Abby: Get down on one knee
Scott: Hm?
Abby: Do it. Now. Say "Carol."
Scott: Carol
Carol: Uh-huh? Yeah
Abby: You say this is happening all so fast.
Scott: You say this is happening all so fast.
Abby: But you've known me your whole life.
Scott: But you've known me your whole life.
Abby: When you were little and alone...Santa...
Scott: I can take it from here...Santa was always there for you. And I will be, as long as you continue to believe in me. I know I'm asking you to leave everything at home, but I can guarantee you that this is worth it. This place...This place is all about magic and love... and wonder. And occasionally a thin-crust pizza and a movie and a long winter night.
Carol: Is there a school here?
Scott: Yeah, we have one, a school, the elves need a new principal. Cause as of late some of the elves have been acting a bit impish. Carol I love You
Carol: You do?
Scott: Will you be my wife
Abby: I will
Carol: Thank you. I've got it from here. I will.


  • Santa Claus is coming to town. November 1
  • Check it twice
  • What's Christmas Fun without some Reindeer Games?


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