The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! was an American-Canadian animated television series that focused upon Mario and Luigi being two Italian-American plumbers from Brooklyn.

Mario[edit]

  • "I hate to run on an empty stomach!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
  • "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Sorry we can't stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Hey, King Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we're working by the hour." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
  • "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of the Koopa"
  • "Until next time everyone, [Everybody] Do the Mario! -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. "Time Out, Luigi"
  • "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can stop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"
  • "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"
  • "C'mon Luigi, let's see what this Guernsey can earnsie!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario and the Beanstalk"
  • "C'mon, I'll help you sink your teeth into some delicious Koopa meat." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Can't we discuss this man-to-Mouser? ...I guess not." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Bros."
  • "Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Hey, shaddupa your face!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Giddyup, chowhound!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Too Hot to Handle"
  • "[Bowser is] having a coffin spell!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"
  • "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Jungle Fever"

Luigi[edit]

  • "He's too busy eatin', Mario. He's your kind of horse." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "I think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Look at all that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over 100 bucks!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
  • [about Aladdin's lamp] "So what's all the magic mumbo-jumbo about? What are you gonna do? Pull a rabbit out of it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
  • "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "YIKES! Now we're ALL gondolas!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
  • "Bring them on! I'm ready for them this time! What am I saying?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark Of Zero"
  • "Crama's here in Koopalot? I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? Sheesh, let's split this place." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"

Princess Peach[edit]

  • "There! That's the last of those grimy green good-for-nothings!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"

Toad[edit]

  • "Who did you expect? Pee Wee Herman?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"note peewee herman is trademark peewee corporation inc.
  • "Relax, Sal, you know what dey say: 'Old plumbers never fry'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
  • "Da things I do for Princess Toadstool!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"

Bowser[edit]

  • "He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
  • "Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
  • "The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
  • "If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
  • "No one asks for a trap faster than a plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "I had so much fun as your crooked judge I decided to become your cruel warden!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
  • "How can I plunder your kingdom if I don't get my beauty rest!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
  • "Top this, turkey-mouth!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "All right, keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
  • "Listen up, you reptile retches! It’s time to play 'Auction the Princess'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Karate Koopa"
  • "I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
  • "Fire a warning shot! ...On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
  • "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Great Balls of Fire"
  • "I'll have to lead the next attack myself!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"

Miscellaneous characters[edit]

  • "If they can do it, so can I--I mean, you!" ~Mouser -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
  • "No, you can't call your lawyer or your mother!" ~Koopa Troopa -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Toad Warriors"
  • "These were the most tasteful wedding invitations I could find. (licks one envelope) Mmm... whipped cream flavor... (licks another) Mmm... mango passion fruit... (licks another) Mm-- Eeyuck! Spinach! How did that get in there!?" ~Queen Rotunda -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"

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