The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (Polish: Wiedźmin 3: Dziki Gon) is a 2015 action role-playing game developed and published by the Polish studio CD Projekt. It is the sequel to the 2011 game The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings and the third game in The Witcher video game series, played in an open world with a third-person perspective. The games follow the Witcher series of fantasy novels written by Andrzej Sapkowski.

Quotes

• Damn, you're ugly.
• What now, you piece of filth?
  • Geralt of Rivia [to any monster]

• I can't cry. Don't know how...
  • Geralt of Rivia [of Vesemir's death]

• Damn, I look old.
  • Geralt of Rivia [after a shapeshifter assumes his form]

• Uma!
  • Uma [gibberish]

• They say it's the game of kings. That chess teaches one to think strategically. What a load of rubbish! Both sides have identical pieces, the rules stay invariably the same. How does this mirror real life?
  • King Radovid V The Stern [playing chess with himself]

Dialogue

Geralt of Rivia: This fog is as thick as curdled milk.

Lambert: Never took you for a poet.

Geralt of Rivia: Oh, but I am one. Wanna hear a limerick?

Lambert: Sure.

Geralt of Rivia: Lambert, Lambert — what a prick.

Lambert: Not bad.

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[Geralt wakens a vampire in a sarcophagus]

Vampire: Is it 1358 yet?

Geralt of Rivia: [puzzled] No.

Vampire: Then *fuck off*.

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Geralt of Rivia: You smell wonderful.

Yennefer of Vengerberg: Geralt — we're at a funeral.

Geralt of Rivia: You smell wonderful at this funeral.

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Imlerith: Who taught you to fight like this?

Geralt of Rivia: The witcher you slew. [kills Imlerith]

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Geralt of Rivia: I've recovered my memory, completely.

Triss Merigold: Good. That should stop people from taking advantage of you.

Geralt of Rivia: Someone's been taken advantage of me?

Triss Merigold: I have, for one.

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Ermion: You're going to need a sorceress for this, did you bring one?

Geralt of Rivia: A whole gaggle of them.

Ermion: Gods help us.

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Geralt of Rivia: [of the Ddiddiwedhl desert] What is this place?

Avallac'h: A very old world, thoroughly raped and destroyed.

Geralt of Rivia: Anything live here?

Avallac'h: Mainly desert creatures able to survive months on end without water. Oh, and large sandcrabs, beneath the surface. We must be careful they don't sense us.

Geralt of Rivia: And before? Were there any people... or elves?

Avallac'h: Do you believe humanoids have a monopoly on destroying worlds?

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Countess Mignole: [of Vesemir] Please, tell me... did he at least die like a witcher?

Geralt of Rivia: No. He died like a hero.

Hearts of Stone DLC

Gaunter O'Dim: I'm no cheat. I give folk what they want, nothing more. That they oft desire unworthy things- that is entirely the fault of their rotten natures.

Geralt of Rivia: You're not human, that's clear. So what are you? A demon? A djinn?

Gaunter O'Dim: Do you really wish to know?

Geralt of Rivia: Yes.

Gaunter O'Dim: No, Geralt, you don't. This one time I shall spare you and not grant your wish.