Three's Company

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Three's Company is an American sitcom that aired from March 15, 1977, to September 18, 1984, on ABC. It is based on the British sitcom, Man About the House.


Chrissy: You know Jack did the right thing. Fighting is uncivilized. You know if women ran the world there'd be none of these stupid wars.

Mr. Roper: Yeah, all the countries would nag each other to death.

Chrissy: Just do what I do.

Jack: And what will you be doing?

Chrissy: Duh! The same thing you're doing, only first.

Mr. Roper: I came up to shampoo the rug.

Chrissy: Why? Does it have dandruff?

Cindy: If my man was cheating on me I'd break every bone in his body!

Jack: You'll do that on your wedding night.

Jack: Is something burning?

Janet: Oh NO! I left my underwear in the oven.

Chrissy: Too bad hot pants are not in style.

Mr. Roper: I bet this cot told some great stories.

Mrs. Roper: I wish ours could.

Mrs. Roper: I need a new stove

Mr. Roper: There's nothing wrong with the stove you have.

Mrs. Roper: I better not break up the set.

Mr. Roper: What set?

Mrs. Roper: An old stove, and old husband, and they both take too long to heat up.

Jack: I have a surprise for you girls!

Chrissy: Oh, I love surprises. It's funny that you never suspect them!

Larry: I just wanted to know if you wanted to spend an evening with a beautiful, young lady.

Jack: No thanks, pal. I'd rather spend an evening with Janet.

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