Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation

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Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation is a 1992 American direct-to-video animated comedy film from Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin Entertainment. Featuring the regular characters from the Fox Kids animated television program Tiny Toon Adventures, the film follows them during their summer vacation from school, mainly focused on Babs and Buster going downriver, Plucky and Hamton going to a world-famous amusement park, and Fifi in search of her favorite movie star.

Written by Paul Dini, Tom Ruegger, and Sherri Stoner.
Spend Your Vacation With Tiny Toons!

Buster Bunny[edit]

  • Do your ears look better dry, or wet?
  • I do this water thing to Babsy throughout the whole video.
  • Boy, set a paw out of Acme Acres and you're meat on the table!

Babs Bunny[edit]

  • I miss my family. I miss performing. [Buster soaks her yet again] I miss being dry!
  • So where's Superman when you need him?
  • Oh, no! One of those possums!

Plucky Duck[edit]

  • [After getting flattened by the Pig Family's car) I think the left front tire is a little low.


  • Elmyra: [reading from a book] And the most feared predator in the jungle is...ME! [laughs] Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me! [the animals all run away] Animals can be so capricious.
  • Shirley: Mondo distress signal! Buster and Babs are in peril! I'd rescue them if I didn't have this summer job!
  • Dizzy: In summer, Dizzy shed. If Dizzy spin, Dizzy be naked.
  • Fowlmouth: Hmmm. Goobers or Raisinettes? Goobers or Raisinettes? Ain't that' the eternal question? [gets kicked out of the line by the angry customer he skipped] Guess I'll never know the eternal answer!


Buster and Babs: We're waiting for the clock to strike three,
When it's three o'clock, we'll be free.
Plucky: Then it's Adios, Looniversity!
Tiny Toons: Summertime is coming finally!

Buster and Babs: Say goodbye to teachers and books!
Plucky: See you in September, you schnooks!
Tiny Toons: All summer long, we'll be free!
Come on, stupid clock! Please, strike three!

Babs: In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
Buster: I will goof off, Ev'ry second that I can.

Hamton: During summer, I will see the sights!
Elmyra: I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
Fifi: I shall find ze skunk hunk of my dreams.
Elmyra: Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
Furrball: Meow!

Plucky: Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
Buster and Babs: Our one wish is that the summer never ends!

Tiny Toons: We have all been waiting patiently waiting for the clock to set us free. We beg for summer on bended knee! Come on, stupid clock! Please, strike three! Strike one, strike two...STRIKE THREE! [bell rings]
  • Gogo: [dressed as a baseball umpire] YER OUT! Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!

Buster: Over here, Barbara Anne Bunny!

Pig Family: [singing] 67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall, 67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall.
Plucky Duck: Sheesh. The Von Trap Family they ain't! Eh, call me picky, but isn't that song actually 100 Bottles of Beer On the Wall?
Winnie Pig: We don't drink in our family, Plucky!

Plucky: Uh, hey, Is it just me, or is it hot in here? How bout' a little A.C., huh?
Wade: Air conditioning wastes gas. I'll just crack a window.
Winnie: Don't you dare, Wade! People will think we can't afford air conditioning!

Plucky: Are we anywhere remotely near HappyWorldLand yet?
Wade: No, but if you're bored, we could always play...
Hamton: Spot the car? Spot the car?
Wade: Heh heh. Spot the car.
Hamton: Whee!
Plucky: Oh, you mean, like, spot the red cars, or the cars with out-of-state plates?
Hamton: No, any car!
Wade: Here they come!
Pig Family: [while jumping up and down] There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! [laugh]
Plucky: [flattened] Fun game.
Winnie: Look! here come some more!
Pig Family: There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a...whoops. Truck! [Laugh]
Plucky: Shoot me.

Buster: I gotcha! I gotcha!
Babs: But who's got you?
[They scream]
Superman: I do, kids!
Buster: Hey, pal, this is our story!
Babs: Yeah! Get your own video!
Superman: It's your call. [drops them]

Plucky: Look, Hammy, here's the cream of my collection: A pristine mint-condition first printing of Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs, number one!
Winnie: Oh, Plucky, we don't allow Hamton to read comic books on family trips.
Plucky: [sarcastically, as he hands the comic to Hamton] Sheesh. Typical parents. Convinced Comics will sap a kid's cerebellum.
Hamton: It's not that. Reading in the car always makes me... [gulps] Carsick.

Buster: You know, Babsy, in this moonlight you look just like...Morey Amsterdam.
Babs: Morey Amsterdam?!?!
[Buster soaks her again]

Babs: [as Boris Karloff] Nice place to live, if you got a bolt through your neck.
Buster: Rub it in, Boris! [southern accent] It's a romantic tradition of the see-outh. Beautiful homes, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies.
Alligator girls: Yes?
Buster: [to the camera] Strike my last stereotype.

[Buster is forced to marry all three of Big Daddy Boo's Daughters]
Buster: I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!
Big Daddy Boo: No, that's Big O' Me!

Elmyra: Why my kitty ran away?! I want a kitty-witty head!
Announcer: Welcome to Wild Safari Zoo. For your safety, please make sure that all your doors and windows remain locked at all times. Because you know, wild animals can be very, very dangerous.
Elmyra: Animals? [looks out the window, sees a cheetah] Ooh! A kitty! Or to be more precise, a cheetah. Kitty, kitty, kitty!
Announcer: We hope you are enjoying Wild Safari Zoo. May I repeat, so that Warner Bros. won't get sued if anyone really does this... [Elmyra unbuckles her seat belt and opens the car door window] ...do not get out of the car!
Elmyra Bye-bye! [jumps out anyway and lands on the ground, the car disappears in the distance] I'll just die if I don't get a kitty! It's my obsession.

Radio Announcer: Newsflash: A psychotic killer has escaped from the state maximum security prison. The raving maniac is described as a lanky man with straggly hair and a pasty complexion. When last sighted, the homicidal fiend was wearing a dirty baseball cap, tattered overcoat, and green hi-tops.
Plucky: Phew!
Radio Announcer: Wait. I'm sorry, That's orange hi-tops.
Plucky: Mama...
Radio Announcer: Doctors report the slavering lunatic has a psychotic aversion to pork. In fact, exposure to any pig product will cause him to go screaming off the deep end. If seen, please notify the authorities at once! Remember this important number: 555-9-
Winnie: [turns off the radio] Honestly, there's so much sensationalism in the media these days.

THUD Announcer: The audience is now deaf.

[Fowlmouth gets thrown into the movie Skunknophobia]
Horatio: What do you mean by talking through the movie?!
[Fowlmouth screams]
Actress: [enters] At this rate, we'll never get to my scene!
Fowlmouth: Then the crowd should thank me! You no-talent, dadgum excuse for a dadgum actress!

[Babs is overboard while Buster is on a boat]
Buster: Babs, grab your lifesaver!
Babs: Who could think of candy at a time like this?

Banjo Possum: Oh, shoot, don't fret none, missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face.
Buster: See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language.
Babs: And here I thought it was Esperanto.

Plucky: So long. Sayonara, and good riddance. At least I don't have to live through that again.
Wade: Hold on, Plucky. You haven't seen the slideshow of our trip.
Plucky: SLIDESHOW?!?!?!

Winnie: There's that nice young man we met.
Plucky: Yaah!
Winnie: Did you give him our address?
Hamton: No, Mom. I gave him Plucky's.
Plucky: WHAT?!??!

Babs: [imitating Loretta Lynn] I was born a coal-digger's daughter.
Buster: Great. Now we're in a rerun of Hee-Haw.

Buster: The bridge is out!
Babs: Oh, Buster, I never got a chance to tell you...
Buster: Shhh. I feel the same way.

Buster: A plot hole?
Babs: I was wondering how those hack writers were gonna wrap things up.

Banjo Possum: Hoo-wee! I shore got a lot to learn about cartoons.
Babs: Yeah yeah yeah. There'll be plenty of time for that when school starts.
Gogo: Cuckoo! Cuckoo! If you're late for the first day of school, you're cuckoo!

Banjo Possum: Hot dang! I'm gonna get me some edumacation!

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