User:LoneGunmen/Television/CSI: NY

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My favourite CSI: NY quotes.

Season 1[edit]

Recycling [1.12][edit]

[Stella steps into the street when a bike messenger flies by and nearly flattens her]
Stella Bonasera: Son of a b[bleep]!

Hush [1.16][edit]

[Stella and Mac stare at the flattened victim]
Stella Bonasera: I'm going to call Hawkes.
Mac Taylor: Tell him to bring a spatula.

Crime and Misdemeanor [1.19][edit]

Stella Bonasera: What do you do when you can't sleep?
Mac Taylor: Work.
Stella Bonasera: What do normal people do when they can't sleep?

The Dove Comission [1.18][edit]

Aiden Burn: [walking into a strip club] Holy boob jobs, Batman.

Season 2[edit]

Grand Murder at Central Station [2.02][edit]

Mac Taylor: It never ceases to amaze me how men of higher education can commit such stupid crimes.