White Chicks is a 2004 American buddy cop comedy film about two African American FBI agents who disguise themselves as white women.
Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans. Written by Keenen Ivory Wayans, Shawn Wayans, and Marlon Wayans.
Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland
- Oh yeah? Well, your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!
- I am so ... frickin' pissed.
- Squeeze me?
- I got the buckwheat.
- Teach him how to say, "Yo quiero Taco Bell". 'Kay?
- Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.
- Now I look like frickin' Shrek.
- Hold my poodle.
- What a beautiful chocolate man.
- White meat only.
- Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.
- Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.
- Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.
- She don't know it yet... but that's wifey right there.