Fools
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I have great faith in fools — self-confidence my friends will call it. ~ Edgar Allen Poe
Fools are those who have the quality or condition of being ignorant and confused about matters, or those employed in making jests about the general circumstances of ignorance and confusion which exists among people.
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- A prosperous fool is a grievous burden.
- Aeschylus in Fragments, Fragment 383, as translated by Morris H. Morgan
- It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
- Aeschylus, in Prometheus Bound (c. 478 BC), as translated by David Grene
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
- Robert Benchley, quoted in The New Speaker's Treasury of Wit and Wisdom (1958) by Herbert Victor Prochnow, p. 129
- For there is no remembrance of the wise more than of the fool for ever; seeing that which now is in the days to come shall all be forgotten. And how dieth the wise man? as the fool.
- Ecclesiastes, II,16
- Every man is made a fool through his own wisdom
- Desiderius Erasmus in "The Praise of Folly"
It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak. ~ Neil Gaiman
- Foolproof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
- Gene Brown quoted in Wit (1998) by Des MacHale
- The world is made up, for the most part, of fools and knaves, both irreconcilable foes to truth.
- George Villiers, 2nd Duke of Buckingham, in "Letter to Mr. Clifford, on his Human Reason"; also in The Works of His Grace, George Villiers, the Duke of Buckingham (London: T. Evans, 1770) vol. 2, p. 105
- The reason why fools and knaves thrive better in the world than wiser and honester men is because they are nearer to the general temper of mankind, which is nothing but a mixture of cheat and folly.
- Samuel Butler in Prose Observations
- Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
- George Chapman in All Fools (1605)
- It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak.
- Neil Gaiman, in Dream Country
- The world is filled with fools, but none of them considers himself one, or tries not to be one.
- Baltasar Gracián, In Maxim 202, The Art of Worldly Wisdom (1647)
- A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
- H.L. Mencken, in A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
- I have great faith in fools — self-confidence my friends will call it.
- Edgar Allen Poe, in Marginalia (November 1844)
- Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread.
- Alexander Pope in "An Essay on Criticism" (1711)
- Now and then there's a fool such as I am over you
You taught me how to love
And now you say that we are through
I'm a fool, but I'll love you dear
Until the day I die
Now and then there's a fool such as I.- Bill Trader, in the lyrics for "(Now & Then There's) A Fool Such as I"
- Who is the greater fool, the fool or the fool who follows him.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi to Han Solo, in Star Wars.
- A young man sees a terribly venomous snake in his small village. Nervous, he watches the snake carefully until it leaves.The young man follows the snake into the forest. He clears the branches out of its path and helps it over obstacles. He even works to keep it fed. Many nights pass and still the young man continues to follow the snake. He even follows it into the sands of the great desert.In the desert, the snake eventually grows hungry. It turns and bites the young man, its poison quickly working its way into his system. Finally curious, the snake looks at the boy as he lays dying and asks, "Why were you foolish enough to follow me all the way out into the desert?"The boy looks back and replies, "Did I follow you? I thought I was leading you away from everyone else..." And then he died.
- Jolee Bindo to Revan, in Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic
- No matter how long you teach a fool, he still knows everything.
- Leonid S. Sukhorukov, All About Everything (2005), p. 128
- Any fool can make a rule
And any fool will mind it.- Henry David Thoreau, Journal entry (3 February 1860)
- Fools rush in where angels fear to tread, and the angels are all in heaven, but few of the fools are dead.
- James Thurber, in Further Fables For Our Time", p.14.
- Hope maketh fol man ofte blenkes.
- Hope often tricks a fool.
- Havelok the Dane (circa 1280), Line 307
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- A fool and his money are soon parted.
- ...when God provides a beautiful woman, the devil at once retorts with a fool to keep her.
- If you want to test a genius, set a fool on him.
- There's no fool like an old fool—you can't beat experience.