Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film)

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is a 2002 film based on the book of the same name by J. K. Rowling.

Directed by Chris Columbus. Screenplay by Steve Kloves.
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[edit] Harry Potter

  • [to Dobby] Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't really a great time for me to have a House Elf in my bedroom.
  • How can I speak a language without knowing I can?
  • [After he is healed by Fawkes while Ginny looks on] It's all right, Ginny. It's over. It's just a memory.
  • [Last lines] There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.

[edit] Ron Weasley

  • Dad loves Muggles. He thinks they’re fascinating.
  • Follow the spiders! Follow the spiders! If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I’ll kill him!
  • Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be "follow the butterflies"?!
  • [repeated line] Bloody hell.
  • [to Lockhart] Is there anything you can do?
  • Dad’s gonna kill me.

[edit] Albus Dumbledore

  • It is not our abilities that show us what we truly are. It is our choices.
  • I shall never truly be gone unless none here are loyal to me.
  • Help shall always be given at Hogwarts, to those who ask for it.

[edit] Tom Marvolo Riddle

  • [after unleashing the Basilisk and speaking in Parseltonge] Parseltongue won't save you now, Potter. It only obeys me!
  • [after Fawkes blinds the Basilisk] No! Your bird may have blinded the Basilisk, but it can still hear you!
  • Voldemort... is my past, present, and future.
  • Funny, isn't it? The damage that a diary can do. Especially when it falls into the hands of a silly little girl.
  • Yes, Potter. The process is nearly complete. In a few minutes, Ginny Weasley will be dead, and I will cease to be a memory. Lord Voldemort will return... very... much... alive.

[edit] Moaning Myrtle

  • I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle?!
  • Sure! Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach! ["punches" Ron in the stomach] Fifty points if it goes through her head! ["punches" Ron in the head]
  • Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. [giggles]

[edit] Others

Neville Longbottom: [dangling from a chandelier by his robes] Why is it always me?
Dobby: Terrible things are about to happen at Hogwarts. Harry Potter must not stay here... now that history is to repeat itself.
Gilderoy Lockhart: [As Fawkes carries him, Harry, Ginny, and Ron out of the Chamber of Secrets] Amazing! This is just like magic!

[edit] Dialogue

[After Dobby has beaten himself nearly senseless]
Harry: Are you all right?
Dobby: [Dazedly] Dobby had to punish himself, sir. Dobby almost spoke ill of his family, sir.
Mrs. Weasley: (After Ron, Fred, George and Harry arrive in her house) Where HAVE you been?! (To Harry) Harry! How wonderful to see you, dear. (To Ron, Fred and George) Beds empty, no note, car gone! You could have died! You could've been seen! (To Harry) Of course, I don't blame you, Harry, dear.
Ron: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!
Mrs. Weasley: Well, you'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley.
Ginny: (coming into kitchen) Mummy, have you seen my jumper?
Mrs. Weasley: Yes dear, it was on the cat...
[Ginny's eyes widen in shock when she sees Harry sitting at the table]
Harry: Hello.
(Ginny runs off looking noticably nervous; Fred and George snicker)
Harry: ...What did I do?
Mrs. Weasley: Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night!
Mr. Weasley: Did you really? How did it go? [Mrs. Weasley hits him] I mean, (forcefully) that was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you.
Mr. Weasley: Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
Harry: Oh, um...
[Malfoy corners Harry, Hermione and the Weasley children at Flourish & Blotts Bookstore after Harry gets his picture taken with Lockhart.]
Draco Malfoy: Bet you loved that, didn't you, Potter?! Famous Harry Potter! Can't even go into a bookshop without making the front page.
Ginny Weasley: Leave him alone.
Draco Malfoy: [teasingly] Oh, look, Potter. You've got yourself a girlfriend.
Lucius Malfoy: [Places the silver snake of his walking stick on Draco's shoulder] Now, now, Draco. Play nicely. [To Harry] Lucius Malfoy. We meet at last. Forgive me. [uses the sliver snake to pull back Harry's bangs; sees his scar] Your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.
Harry: [firmly] Voldemort killed my parents. He was nothing more than a murderer.
Lucius Malfoy: Hmm, you must be very brave to mention his name. Or are you foolish?
Hermione: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
Lucius Malfoy: And you must be... Miss Granger. Yes, Draco's told me all about you... and your parents. [glances at the Grangers, who are speaking with Mr. Weasley] Muggles, aren't they? [Looks at Ron] Let me see. Red hair, vacant expressions... [Takes a book out of Ginny's cauldron] tatty, secondhand book. You must be of the Weasleys.
[Ron's wand is broken]
Ron: [in high voice] My wand. Look at my wand.
Harry: Be thankful it's not your neck.
[Just then, the Whomping Willow attacks.]
Dean Thomas: Hey, Ron? Is that your owl?
(Errol is flying towards the Gryffindor table with a letter; he crashes into a bowl of crisps, knocking them all over the table; Slytherins laugh as Ron nervously picks up the letter and Errol flies off)
Ron: Bloody bird's a menace. [looks at the letter] Oh no!
Seamus Finnigan: Look, everyone! Weasley's got 'imself a Howler!
Neville Longbottom: Open it, Ron. It'll be worse if you don't. I ignored one from my gran once... [looking uneasy] It was horrible!
(Ron nervously opens the Howler and Mrs. Weasley's voice echoes around the hall)
Mrs. Weasley via Howler: RONALD WEASLEY!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR?!? I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED!!! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT!!! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!!! (The Howler turns to Ginny, who is eating her breakfast; its voice is now loving) Oh, and Ginny, dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud. (The Howler turns back to Ron and blows a raspberry at him, then tears itself to pieces)
Ron: Those are Nimbus Two-Thousand and Ones! How'd you get those?
Marcus Flint: A gift from Draco's father.
Draco Malfoy: You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.
Hermione: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.
Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!
[Hermione glares at him with a mixture of hate and hurt.]
Ron: You'll pay for that one, Malfoy! Eat slugs!
[Ron's spell backfires, blasting him off his feet. Harry and Hermione rush to his side.]
Hermione: Ron, are you okay? [Ron's face turns green] Say something!
[Ron opens his mouth as if to say something but instead regurgitates slugs.]
Colin Creevey: [starts taking pictures of Ron] Wow! Can you turn him around, Harry?
Harry Potter: No, Colin! Get out of the way.
Hermione: [in reference to Harry hearing the voice in the corridor] It's a bit strange, isn't it?
Harry: Strange?ohhhhhh
Hermione: You hear this voice - a voice only you can hear. And then Mrs. Norris turns up petrified? It's just strange.
Harry: Do you think I should have told them then? Dumbledore and the others, I mean.
Ron: Are you mad?
Hermione: No, Harry. Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good thing.
Man in Portrait: She's right, you know.
[At the Dueling Club]
Gilderoy Lockhart: Allow me to introduce my assistant... Professor Snape. [Snape grudgingly walks up onto the platform] He has sportingly agreed to help me with a short demonstration. Now, I don't want any of you youngsters to worry. You'll still have your Potions Master when I'm through with him! Never fear.
[Lockhart and Snape approach each other, bow to each other, walk a fair distance apart and ready their wands.]
Gilderoy Lockhart: One, two, three...
Snape: Expelliarmus!
[The spell blasts Lockhart across the room.]
Hermione: [concerned] Think he's all right?
Ron: [laughs] Who cares?!
Gilderoy Lockhart: An excellent idea to show them that, Professor Snape! But if you don't mind my saying, it was pretty obvious as to what you were about to do. If I had wanted to stop you, it would have been only too easy--
Snape: [losing patience] Perhaps it would be prudent to first teach the students to block unfriendly spells, Professor?
Gilderoy Lockhart: An excellent suggestion, Professor Snape. Let's have a volunteer. Uh, Potter, Weasley. How about you?
[Harry walks to the platform steps]
Snape: Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. We'll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox. Might I suggest someone from my own house? Malfoy, perhaps?
Draco Malfoy: Scared, Potter?
Harry: You wish.
[Harry and Malfoy's duel]
Lockhart: Now, on the count of three, I want you to cast your charms to disarm your opponent - only to disarm. We don't want any accidents here. One, two--
Draco Malfoy: Everte Statum!
[Harry is blasted into doing two to three 360s in the air. He gets up.]
Harry: Rictusempra!
[Malfoy does several horizontal flips in the air, landing in front of Snape. He grabs Malfoy and forces him back in place]
Lockhart: [indignant] I said disarm only!
Draco Malfoy: Serpensortia!
[A snake flies out of Malfoy's wand]
Snape: Don't move, Potter. I'll get rid of it for you.
Lockhart: Allow me, Professor Snape! Alarte Ascendere!
[The snake blasts into the air, hisses at the audience, then lands back down.]
Draco Malfoy: [to Harry, who's disguised as Goyle but still wearing his glasses] Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry: [Quickly removes his glasses] Um... reading.
Draco Malfoy: Reading? [Harry nods] I didn't know you could read.
Draco Malfoy: It's only a matter of time before Dumbledore is fired. My father always said he was the worst thing ever to happen to this place.
Harry: [disguised as Goyle] You're wrong!
Draco Malfoy: What? You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore?
[Long pause]
Harry: [gulps] Harry Potter?
[Long pause again]
Draco Malfoy: [severely] Good one, Goyle! You're absolutely right. [sarcastic] Saint Potter! And people think he's the Heir of Slytherin!?
(Harry, Ron and Hermione discussing about whether or not to ask Hagrid about the Chamber of Secrets)
Hermione: Look, Hagrid is our friend, so why don't we just go and ask him?
Ron: [Sarcastically] That will be a cheerful visit. "Hello, Hagrid. Tell us, have you sent anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"
Hagrid: [Appears from behind] Mad and hairy? Yer not talkin' about me, are ya?
Hermione, Ron and Harry: No!
Aragog: Who is it?
Harry: [to a terrified Ron] Don't panic.
Aragog: Hagrid... is that you?
Harry: We're friends of Hagrid.
[A colossal, tarantula-like spider emerges]
Harry: And you... You're Aragog, aren't you?
Aragog: Yes. Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before.
Harry: He's in trouble. Up at the school, there have been attacks. They think it's Hagrid. They think he opened the Chamber of Secrets, like before.
Aragog: That's a lie! Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry: Then you're not the monster?
Aragog: No. The monster was born in the castle. I came to Hagrid from a distant land, in the pocket of a traveler.
Ron: [noticing other giant spiders around them] Harry...
Harry: Shush. [to Aragog] But if you're not the monster, then what did kill that girl 50 years ago?
Aragog: We do not speak of it. It is an ancient creature we spiders fear above all others.
Harry: But have you seen it?
Aragog: I never saw any part of the castle but the box in which Hagrid kept me. The girl was discovered in a bathroom. When I was accused, Hagrid brought me here.
Ron: Harry?
Harry: [irritated] What?!
[Ron points upwards in terror - giant spiders descend and surround them]
Harry: [to Aragog] Well... thank you. We'll just go.
Aragog: Go? I think not. My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command, but I cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly into our midst. Goodbye, friend of Hagrid.
Ron: [to Harry] Can we panic now?
Moaning Myrtle: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. [giggles]
Harry: Uh... thanks, Myrtle.
Harry: It's a snake skin.weeeeeeehhhhhh
Ron: Bloody hell. Whoever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more.
[Gilderoy Lockhart pretends to pass out.]
Ron: Heart of a lion, this one.
[Lockhart jumps up and steals Ron's wand.]
Lockhart: [Aims the wand at Harry] The adventure ends here, boys. But don't fret. [Points it at Ron] The world will know our story. How I was too late to save the girl. How you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body. [Aims it at Harry] You first, Mr. Potter. Say goodbye... to your memories. Obliviate!
[Lockhart is blasted into the ceiling by the spell, causing a cave-in that seperates Harry from him and Ron.]
Gilderoy Lockhart: [grins] Hello. Who are you?
Ron: Uh, Ron Weasley.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Really? And, er, who-who am I?
Ron: [to Harry] Lockhart's Memory Charm backfired. He hasn't got a clue who he is!
Gilderoy Lockhart: [picks up a rock] It's an odd sort of place, isn't it? Do you live here?
Ron: [takes the rock from Lockhart] No.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Really?
[Ron hits Lockhart on the head with the rock, knocking him out.]
[Harry has just entered the Chamber of Secrets.]
Harry: [Sees Ginny Weasley at the end of the chamber] Ginny. [Runs to the end] Ginny. Ginny. Please don't be dead. Wake up. Wake up!
[Tom Riddle suddenly appears out of nowhere.]
Tom Riddle: She won't wake.
Harry: Tom? Tom Riddle? What do you mean she won't wake? She's not...?
Tom Riddle: She's still alive, but only just.
Harry: Are you a ghost?
Tom Riddle: A memory, preserved in a diary for fifty years.
Harry: [touches her hand] She's cold as ice. Ginny, please don't be dead. Wake up. You've got to help me, Tom. There's a basilisk--
Tom Riddle: [Picks up Harry's wand] It won't come until it's called.
Harry: Give me my wand, Tom.
Tom Riddle: You won't be needing it.
Harry: Listen, we've got to go, we've got to save her!
Tom Riddle: I'm afraid I can't do that, Harry. You see, as poor Ginny grows weaker, I grow stronger. Yes, Harry. It was Ginny Weasley who opened the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry: No. She couldn't. She wouldn't.
Tom Riddle: It was Ginny Weasley who set the basilisk on the mudbloods and Filch's cat. Ginny Weasley who wrote the threatening messages on the walls.
Harry: But why?
Tom Riddle: Because I told her to. You'll find I can be very... persuasive. Not that she knew what she was doing, she was in, shall we say, a kind of trance. Still, the power of the diary began to scare her, and she tried to dispose of it in the girl's bathroom. And then who should find it... but you? The very person I was most anxious to meet.
Harry: And why did you want to meet me?
Tom Riddle: I knew I had to talk to you, meet you if I could. So I decided to show you my capture of that brainless oaf Hagrid so I could gain your trust.
Harry: [angrily] Hagrid's my friend! And you framed him, didn't you?
Tom Riddle: It was my word against Hagrid's. Only Dumbledore seemed to think he was innocent.
Harry: [smiling] I'll bet Dumbledore saw right through you.
Tom Riddle: He certainly kept an annoyingly close watch on me after that. I knew it wouldn't be safe for me to open the Chamber again while I was still at school, so I decided to leave behind a diary - preserving my sixteen year-old self in its pages so that one day, I could lead another to finish Salazar Slytherin's noble work.
Harry: Well, you haven't finished it this time. In a few hours, the mandrake drought will be ready and those who have been petrified will be all right again.
Tom Riddle: Haven't I told you? Killing mudbloods doesn't matter to me anymore. For many months now, my new target... has been you. How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How is it you escaped, with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed?!
Harry: Why do you care how I escaped? Voldemort was after your time.
Tom Riddle: Voldemort is my past, present and future. [uses Harry's wand to write his name in midair: TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE. He slashes the wand and the letters rearrange to become I AM LORD VOLDEMORT]
Harry: [stunned] You. You're the heir of Slytherin. You're Voldemort.
Tom Riddle: And,surely, you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father's name? No, Harry. I fashioned myself a new name. A name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world.
Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!
Tom Riddle: Dumbledore's been driven out of this school by the mere memory of me!
Harry: He'll never be gone! Not as long as those who remain are loyal to him! [Fawkes suddenly enters the chamber] Fawkes? [Fawkes drops the sorting hat to Harry and leaves]
Tom Riddle: So... this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender: a songbird and an old hat. [Moves so he is now in front of the giant stone head of Salazar Slytherin; speaks Parseltounge] Let's match the power of Lord Voldemort, heir of Salazar Slytherin, against the famous Harry Potter.
[Harry falls to the floor after defeating the Basilisk and having his arm pierced by one of its fangs]
Tom Riddle: Remarkable, isn't it, how quickly the venom of the Basilisk penetrates the body? I guess you have little more than a minute to live. You'll be with your dear Mudblood mother soon, Harry.
[Harry puts his hand over Ginny's]
Tom Riddle: Funny. The damage a silly little book can do, especially within the hands of a silly little girl.
[Harry picks up the Basilisk fang]
Tom Riddle: What are you doing?
[Harry raises the fang above the diary]
Tom Riddle: Stop! NO!!!
[He tries to stop Harry, but Harry stabs the diary with the fang and ink runs out like blood. Gaps appear in Tom Riddle's form, light streaming from them. As Riddle screams in rage and agony, Harry continues to stab the diary repeatedly until Riddle vanishes]
Lucius Malfoy: The culprit has been identified, I presume?
Albus Dumbledore: Oh, yes.
Lucius Malfoy: And...? Who was it?
Albus Dumbledore: [after exchanging a look with Harry] Voldemort.
Lucius Malfoy: Ah.
Albus Dumbledore: Only this time, he chose to act through another... by means of this.
[He reveals Tom Riddle's diary - which Lucius had slipped into Ginny's cauldron. Dobby tugs Harry's sleeve uneasily and looks over at Lucius.]
Albus Dumbledore: Let us hope that no more of Voldemort's old schoolthings fall into innocent hands. The consequences for the one responsible would be... severe.
Lucius Malfoy: Well... let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
Harry: Don't worry. I will be.
Harry: Mr. Malfoy. Mr. Malfoy! [Lucius turns around] I have something of yours. [Hands him the diary]
Lucius Malfoy: Mine? I don't know what you're talking about.
Harry: I think you do, sir. I think you slipped the diary into Ginny Weasley's cauldron, that day at Diagon Alley.
Lucius Malfoy: You do, do you? [Hands the diary to Dobby] Well...[Whispers] why don't you prove it? [Harry doesn't answer] Come, Dobby.
Harry: [Whispers to Dobby] Open it.
[Dobby opens Tom Riddle's Diary to find a folded sock inside.]
Lucius Malfoy: Dobby?
Dobby: Master has given Dobby a sock.
Lucius Malfoy: What? [Turns around] I didn't give--
Dobby: [Holding the sock] Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free.
[Harry pulls up his pant leg, revealing it was his sock.]
Lucius Malfoy: You lost me my SERVANT! [Pulls his wand from his cane and aims it directly at Harry]
Dobby: You shall not harm Harry Potter!
Lucius Malfoy: [About to curse Harry] Avada--
[Dobby blasts him backwards across the hall]
Lucius Malfoy: [stands] Your parents were meddlesome fools, too! Mark my words, Potter: one day soon, you are going to meet the same, sticky end. [Leaves]

[edit] Taglines

  • Hogwarts is Back in Session
  • Dobby Has Come to Warn You, Sir
  • Something Evil Has Returned To Hogwarts
  • The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir...beware!
  • The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened

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Harry Potter
Film series
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone book film
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets book film
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban book film
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire book film
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix book film
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince book film
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book Part 1 film - Part 2 film
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