SpongeBob SquarePants/Season 14
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 (Main) | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral (s1, s2) / The Patrick Star Show (s1, s2) | Specials: The Tidal Zone
SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.
Episode 1[edit]
Single-Celled Defense [14.1a][edit]
- Sandy: Congratulations, Plankton. But remember, this technique is to be used [points] strictly for self-defense.
- Plankton: Oh, of course, Sensei Sandy. [leans in] Uh, wink? [takes off gi] Buh-bye! [laughs]
- [Sandy stares ahead with a blank expression.]
- SpongeBob: Uh, Sandy? [zoom out to show Sandy standing on him] Could you give me a ride to the hospital?
- Sandy: Whoops! [steps off him] Oh, sure, SpongeBob. Heh-heh.
- Mr. Krabs: Bad news for you, Plankton. [gets closer to Plankton's face] I don't have any feet!
- Plankton: [stunned] You what? [A close-up on Mr. Krabs' feet is shown, but they are very messy. The right foot has plasters and grease, while the left foot has barnacles and grease. A foghorn plays in the background.] Just my luck, I guess.
- Plankton: [sighs] Six to eight weeks before I can attack the Krusty Krab again. Oh, well. At least I'm not in traction anymore. [a wheelchair wheel rolls over him] Augh!
- [Sandy is pushing a bandaged SpongeBob in a wheelchair.]
- SpongeBob: Oh, boy! Only six to eight weeks before I can work at the Krusty Krab again! [Sandy pushes him forward]
- Plankton: Ouch! Ka-ra-tay is a pain in the-- [gets squished against the road] ouch!
Buff for Puff [14.1b][edit]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey there, ma'am. [raises sunglasses] Is this beach taken? [winks]
- Mrs. Puff: Oh, my. Eugene, you're so well-defined. [sees Mr. Krabs has left] Eugene?
- [Pan over to Mr. Krabs surrounded by cheering beachgoers.]
- Mr. Krabs: Take a look. [shows off muscles] These are called gains, people. [flexes butt] Yeah. [strains]
Episode 2[edit]
We Heart Hoops [14.2a][edit]
SpongeChovy [14.2b][edit]
Episode 3[edit]
BassWard [14.3a][edit]
Squidiot Box [14.3b][edit]
Episode 4[edit]
Blood is Thicker Than Grease [14.4a][edit]
Don't Make Me Laugh [14.4b][edit]
Episode 5[edit]
Momageddon [14.5a][edit]
- Margaret: [humming] Order up for Old Man Jenkins. One Krabby Patty with crust removed and one side salad.
- Old Man Jenkins: I ordered fries, not a salad!
- Margaret: The fries are in the salad.
- Old Man Jenkins: Okay, I'll try it. [takes it] But only 'cause I'm so hungry. [tastes it, spins around and is now wearing a kid outfit] Aha!
- Customers: Ooh!
- Old Man Jenkins: It reminds me of my mother's cooking when I was but a boy. I'm filled with childish glee! [giggles and skips away]
Pet the Rock [14.5b][edit]
Episode 6[edit]
Tango Tangle [14.6a][edit]
- Karen: Wow, your hips are so hip. You got your work cut out for you, Sheldon.
- Plankton: My hips can't do that.
- Suzie: Of course they can. You got to force them to do it. [holds onto Plankton and Karen] The tango is physical, [dances with Karen] emotional, and most importantly, [pushes the two out of the way] aggressive.
- Plankton and Karen: What?
- Plankton: Aggressive? [grinning evilly with Karen] Now you're talking my language.
- Karen: Yeah, we speak fluent aggression.
- Suzie: Good. Tap into that aggression and put it in your [flexes arm] hips. Now, abrazo. [slams hands together] Embrace!
- Plankton and Karen: [grabbing onto each other] Abrazo.
Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con [14.6b][edit]
- Evil Witch: [reading the directions on Mr. Krabs' cookbook] A cup of milk? Two eggs? A loaf of bread? And kelp sugar? Eh, all right. [puts the ingredients in a cauldron] Shoo. [a plate of French toast floats up] French toast? [taps her wand in the green substance and hash browns, quiche, and huevos rancheros float up] Hash browns? Quiche? Huevos rancheros? What the heck? What's wrong with this blasted spellbook? [grabs the cookbook and reads the name] "Uncle Jimmy's Breakfast Magic"? It's a cookbook! Oh... I better find out who got my spell book, and fast. [the plate of quiche bumps into her arm] Huh? Right [the wand transforms into a fork] after I finish my quiche.
- [Bubble transition back to inside the Krusty Krab, where the customers are still in the breakfast transformations with SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs in worry.]
- Squidward: Why is this happening?
- SpongeBob: Maybe all the weird stuff I've been cooking caused all of this. [Squidward looks at him unamused, and SpongeBob chuckles nervously] Would explain the [the Necronomicon book flies out the order window] cauldron too. [points to the Necronomicon flying] And the flying cookbook.
- [The cookbook flies to the front of the restaurant and emits a green light, which grabs various breakfast items to create a body.]
- SpongeBob: [as the cookbook forms the items into a body]'" The cookbook is using tasty breakfast treats to create a monster!
- [The cookbook roars and everyone in the restaurant screams. The Evil Witch appears with a purple cloud emit.]
- Evil Witch: Oh, so this is where my spell book went.
- [The breakfast monster kicks barrels and a table away, breaks off another table and throws it at SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs - which they duck.]
- Mr. Krabs: Ooh, a customer! Take her order, Squidward.
- Evil Witch: Uh, thanks, but I couldn't eat another bite! [belches] I'm here to swap books with ya. I think my spell book got mixed with your cookbook.
