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Airheads is a 1994 American comedy film written by Rich Wilkes and directed by Michael Lehmann. It stars Brendan Fraser, Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi as a group of loser musicians called The Lone Rangers who take a radio station hostage, just so that their song would get played on the radio.


Ian: The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"?

Rex: We're going to take the cops up on those demands they wanted.
Pip: We got a killer list going.
Rex: Yeah, check it out. We ask for airplay and whatever else we want, then we demand a whole bunch of weird stuff. This way we can plead insanity later.
Chazz: Where'd this come from?
Rex: Pip's idea.
Chazz: Way to go, Pip.

[one of the list of demands]

Rex: 67 copies of "Moby Dick".
Suzzi: The movie or the book?
Rex: They made a book out of that?

Milo: You're going to scream "Rock and Roll"? You're going to go to jail for that?
Ian: There's a saying Milo: If it's too loud, you're too old.

[crowd chants "Rodney King"]

Marcus: "Rodney King"? What's that supposed to mean?
Pip: He's that guy.

[Chazz and Rex are testing Chris]

Chazz: Who'd win in a wresting match? Lemmy or God?
Chris: Lemmy.

[Rex imitates a game show buzzer]

Chris: ... God?
Rex: Wrong, dickhead. Trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.

Chazz: We got to send one person out.
Pip: I'll go.
Rex: One of the hostages, doof.

[after catching Pip and Suzzi having sex]

Milo: Ahhhhh. You're screwing on my $1400 leather couch!
Rex: Ohhh, Pip. Put the monster away.

[Rex is trying to teach Pip how to imtimidate the hostages]

Rex: [punches Pip in the arm] I'm not scared, Pip. Come on.
Pip: I'm going to stab your heads off!
Rex: [promting] With what? With what?
Pip: With my DICK!


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